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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 10 โ€” The Bully

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Hey, guys. What you doing?
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Hup!
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I wish he could stay little forever.
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- When's Reese up? - I think he's next.
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Oh. Whoo! Whoo-hoo-hoo!
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You're Reese's parents?
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Why?
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He's incredible. I was at the last meet.
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His match was the turning point. He inspired the whole team.
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And?
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Nothing. He's great.
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Thank you.
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Where's Reese? Shouldn't he be warming up?
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Reese! You're up next. Let's go.
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- Go, Reese. - All right, who's up?
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Whoo-hoo! Go, Reese!
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Two points.
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One point.
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Two points.
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- Come on, Reese! - Let's go, son!
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Kill her!
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Warning.
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- Come on, ref! - Stop! Warning!
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Kill him!
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Is Reese a girl now?
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Reese lost a wrestling match. It's no big deal. Sometimes you win,
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sometimes you don't.
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That girl was just inarguably a better wrestler than you.
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Oh, my God, she had you flopping around on that mat like a rag doll.
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- Hello. - Hold him down!
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You, shave his butt.
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Mom, I'm calling to remind you that today is the last day
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to buy me a plane ticket home for my... [whispers] birthday.
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Honey, we talked about this.
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We can't fly you back here mid-week. You'd only be here 8 hours.
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- But Mom... - I'm sorry.
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You were just home for Thanksgiving, that's all we can afford right now.
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Mom, you don't know what they do to people around here on their...
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birthday.
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They strip you naked, and shave every hair off your body
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and they throw you in the reflecting pond. Is that what you want for me?
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I'm impressed, Francis.
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Your stories are getting better, more believable.
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- What stories? - You wanted to come home for that party
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and you swore the academy was being terrorized by a pack of feral dogs?
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Which were never caught.
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Francis, I want you home for your birthday, too,
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but we just can't afford it.
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Fine. I guess I'll just fend for myself
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and hope these monsters don't find out it's my...
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you know.
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He's still got an eyebrow! Get him!
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Hey, Malcolm. I heard about your brother last night.
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- It was hilarious. You didn't see it? - A sporting event?
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Right. I wonder what it's like to get beat up by a girl.
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It's totally humiliating.
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You just want to die.
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Your brother didn't soil himself, did he?
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- No. - Neither did I.
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You know Reese's embarrassing defeat could have serious consequences for us all.
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He'll be working extra hard to prove he's still on top of the food chain.
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You're saying we could actually have a meaner,
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more vicious Reese on our hands?
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It's very possible.
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We can't avoid the beatings, but I suggest that, as a wedgie deterrent,
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we go without underwear for the next several days.
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Uh-oh.
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Here he comes now.
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This is the first time I've ever been happy to be me.
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You want something to look at?
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I'll give you something to look at.
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The old chocolate milk diversion. Wish I had thought of that.
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Okay, what the hell was that milk thing on the playground?
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I don't know. I had to do something.
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So you poured milk on yourself?
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- Why didn't you just pound that kid? - Because I'm sick of doing that.
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I'm sick of beating up little kids. It's creepy.
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But that's you, that's what you do.
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Not anymore. That was the old me.
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The thing I did at school today was me destroying the old Reese.
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So drenching yourself with chocolate milk was like a baptism?
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No, idiot.
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I was washing away the old me and starting over.
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You've been acting really weird since you got your butt kicked by that girl.
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It's not just about the girl.
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Wrestling made me feel good, you know?
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I was helping the school. People looked up to me.
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And that's gone now, and I've got nothing.
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But it's not going to be like that anymore.
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I'm going to find a way to make people proud of me again.
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- So, what are you going to do? - I don't know.
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I just want to be the good guy, do good stuff...
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for good.
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Dewey, what can I do for you?
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- Mom! - Shut up! I'm trying to help you.
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Hi, sweetie.
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What's wrong?
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- Is it Francis? - Yeah.
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He keeps calling. His stupid stories are touching, in a way.
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You know, he just wants to come home.
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It's the first time he's been away on his birthday.
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Well, maybe we can at least do something that night to take our minds off it.
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A guy at work won these concert tickets on the radio.
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Jimmy Buffett?
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He didn't want them. Can you imagine?
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- Hello. - Mom, great news.
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- I figured out how to get home Wednesday. - Francis...
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No, it won't cost you a cent.
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One of the cadet's fathers is a trucker.
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He said I can ride in the refrigerator compartment to the 609 interchange.
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A buddy of his flies a crop duster. Now, if he's sober,
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he should be able to drop me off at the soybean field
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- near the train station-- - Honey, Francis, come on.
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There'll be other birthdays.
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Ask him if he wants a T-shirt from the concert.
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What concert?
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Uh, your father got us tickets to see Jimmy Buffett.
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And this concert wouldn't happen to be on Wednesday night, would it?
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My birthday?
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Uh, yes, it is, but that has nothing to do--
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Oh, now I get it.
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You can't afford to bring me home, but find money for Jimmy Buffett tickets.
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Francis, that's not the way it is.
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- They were free tickets. - Sure they were.
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A friend of your father's gave them to us.
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He's not really a friend.
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You should get your stories straight before you try to ditch me on my...
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birthday.
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- Hey, Malcolm. Want my cake? - You're not hungry?
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No. I ate my lunch and my decoy lunch.
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Now that Reese isn't stealing it anymore, I get both.
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And Reese hasn't made me eat grass for a week.
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Everything tastes better.
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Life is good.
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I've been taking ballet, and I don't care who knows it.
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Good for you.
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Two days ago, Reese would've creamed that kid.
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Things are really changing.
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It's like we've entered an age of enlightenment.
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It's kind of nice.
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- Hey! - Hey.
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What was that for?
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That's for having a smart mouth and making fun of me all the time.
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Since Reese is out of the picture, I don't have to take it anymore.
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What are you talking about?
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Now that your brother's a wuss,
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I don't have to worry about him coming after me
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- when I teach you a lesson. - But we're friends.
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Making cracks about me painting my face and being stupid?
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You say those things to friends?
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- Those things were funny. - Oh, yeah. Real funny.
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I'll show you what's funny. Knock, knock. Who's there?
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Pushy Pusherson.
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What's wrong with him?
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Remember me? Moby Rick?
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- That was so hilarious. - I never called you Moby Rick.
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I called you Rick-Oppotamus. Although--
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Hey! Hey! Just wait for a second.
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So you guys really don't think I'm funny?
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Well, you learn something new every day.
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Evidently, I'm not as charming as I thought.
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You know, you really make us feel bad
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- with your hurtful comments. - Yeah.
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You know I'm insecure about my taste in clothes, yet continue
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- to make cutting remarks about my outfits. - Yeah!
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You walk around acting all smart and funny,
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but did you know I cry myself to sleep every night?
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Ye-- You do?
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So the only reason those jerks have been putting up with me
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is because they're afraid of my brother?
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Actually, we're a bit tired of your act, too.
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Those guys are nuts. I'm funny.
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Aren't I funny?
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To be honest, you can be a little caustic.
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The word is arrogant.
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How about bitter, sarcastic, and handsome?
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Hey, she's cute.
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โ™ช Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba โ™ช
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Hey, Jeffrey. Do you need help crossing the street?
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Don't worry, I'm nice now. Come on.
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โ™ช Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba โ™ช
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Jeffrey!
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How many times have I told you to stay out of that street?
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You are in so much trouble, young man!
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โ™ช Ba, ba, ba, ba-ba-ba, ba โ™ช
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- Hello? - Yeah.
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- I'm here to read to you. - Okay.
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โ™ช Ba-ba-ba, ba, ba โ™ช
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I was so glad when I heard you were coming.
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Really? Great.
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I just want to help.
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They said the terminal patients really get a lift from this kind of stuff.
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I'm sorry, did you say "terminal"?
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I'm in the wrong room.
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And come to think of it, I'm in the wrong hospital.
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Nurse! Nurse!
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- Help! Help! Let me go! - Happy birthday, Murphy.
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- We've been looking for you for hours. - Oh, please!
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Hey! Hey, my grandmother sent me a comforter!
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Take my comforter!
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You won't believe how soft it is! Ow!
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โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช
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โ™ช Happy birthday to you โ™ช
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โ™ช Happy birthday, dear Murphy... โ™ช
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- Oh, for God's sake, be careful. - Oops.
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Oh, my God!
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I wish I could say this was the stupidest thing I've ever done.
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On top of everything, they're making me fix the window when I get back.
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Don't be so hard on yourself.
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You have every right to be upset.
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I can't believe your parents are leaving you all alone on your birthday.
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You poor thing.
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- Well, it isn't that bad. - Yes, it is.
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
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You know, this is going to be my first birthday without a cake.
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You know what?
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You're not going to spend your birthday alone.
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You're coming to my place, I'll make you a nice dinner.
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No.
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Why should you have to bother with me just because I'm injured and all alone?
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I'll even make you a cake.
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- What kind do you--? - German chocolate.
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What's wrong?
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Oh. I don't know, Hal.
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I guess this whole Francis thing is still bothering me.
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Yeah, me too.
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Hey, you know what?
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Why don't we do something extra nice for him?
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Whoa, whoa, whoa. What happened to you?
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What happened to me? I'll tell you what happened to me.
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Since Reese got whipped by that girl, he stopped being the school bully,
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so now there's no one to protect me
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from people who think I'm an unfunny little smart ass,
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which is evidently everyone.
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- Well, you can be a little sarcastic. - Thanks, Dad. I feel better.
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Case in point.
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Well, he can be.
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I'll go talk to him.
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Rough day, huh?
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Yeah.
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You know, when people are mad at you,
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a simple apology can take you a long way.
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Let me give you a hypothetical. Let's just say, hypothetically,
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I told a coworker that it looked like my boss was highlighting his hair.
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And let's say, hypothetically,
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that the coworker then went to my boss and told him what I said
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and that, hypothetically speaking, my boss then moved me to the tiny office
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at the end of the hall, next to the copier.
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And if I had just apologized, Malcolm,
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you boys would all have your own bedrooms right now.
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So you're saying you wish you had apologized?
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Not to that pretty boy.
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Look, this hypothetical has nothing to do with your situation.
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Just think about it.
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Okay, I'll be over at 8:00.
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Yeah, feels much better.
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All right. Bye.
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Heard you got a hot date.
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Nah, just a nurse with her own place.
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- No biggie. - You're a lucky man, Francis.
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You got a way with the ladies, you got parents who love you...
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What are you talking about?
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Hey, whose birthday is it?
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- According to the card, it's yours. - Wow.
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My family finally sent me a present, eight months late.
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Which is... [laughs] ironic
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because my mom works at the post office. Started back in '87.
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Used to be a letter sorter.
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Okay, how about right here?
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Hey.
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- What do you want? - I just wanted to talk.
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- What? - I just want to say I'm sorry.
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- About what? - Remember the day it was raining,
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you said, "Hey, it's raining," and I said, "Thanks, Einstein"?
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Yeah. Why'd you say that? My name's not Einstein.
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I was referring to Albert Einstein.
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He was this physicist who was a genius.
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You think I'm a genius?
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Oh, man, I've got, like, five good comebacks to that.
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But that was the old me.
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No, I was being sarcastic.
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I was saying that you're the opposite of a genius.
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So you were calling me stupid.
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Yeah, and that's why I--
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I'm really glad we had this talk, Malcolm.
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Yeah, I feel a lot better now, too.
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Hey, Malcolm, come here.
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I finally figured it out.
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I found the answer. I know what I want to do with my life.
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- Are you still selling those video games? - Yeah. Five bucks.
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- What are you doing? - Selling my material possessions.
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- Why? - Because Brother Billy told me to.
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Brother Billy?
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You mean that nut who rides around in the school bus, handing out pamphlets?
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It's called a manifesto.
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And he is not a nut once you stop and listen to him.
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He and his followers have this awesome compound in Oregon
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where we'll live off the land.
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- You're going off with this guy? - Don't worry, it is totally safe.
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They have guard dogs, watchtowers...
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- Do Mom and Dad know about this? - No, and you can't tell them.
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Brother Billy says they have negative energy and bad karma.
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You're talking about joining a cult. Are you nuts?
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Brother Billy doesn't talk to me like that.
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He makes me feel good about myself.
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It's called brainwashing, Reese.
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- My name isn't Reese anymore. - Then what is it?
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I don't remember, but it isn't Reese.
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Now, if you'll excuse me, I have manifestos to distribute.
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- Reese, you've got to help us. - What?
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Your absence as a bully has created a power vacuum.
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Now the school is filled with rogue thugs carving out random spheres of influence.
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I've been hit up for my lunch money twice today.
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I've been hit up three times,
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and when I didn't have anything, they took my shirt!
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They took my shoes!
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My shoes!
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- What am I supposed to do about it? - We need you back.
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What do you mean? I was a jerk.
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Yes, but you were the alpha jerk.
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Reese, without you, it's anarchy!
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Look around you.
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Give me those.
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Don't you see?
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The whole school needs you back
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administering your unique form of evenhanded brutality.
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You're saying my being a bully's a good thing?
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Yes! You're our only hope.
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Stop it!
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Stop it!
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- I'm immune. - Whoo!
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I'm immune!
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Hey! Stevie's off limits!
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He used to be.
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Get out of my way. Ah! Ow! Ow! Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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โ™ช The Hulkster's in the house โ™ช
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โ™ช Check him out, check him out โ™ช
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โ™ช Get up off your seat... โ™ช
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Thanks... Reese?
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Starting tomorrow, you're back doing my book reports.
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Sure.
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โ™ช Hey, hey, oh, oh, come on โ™ช
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โ™ช Let's go โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, hey, oh, oh, come on... โ™ช
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Reese! Reese! Reese! Reese!
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โ™ช When the going gets tough โ™ช
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โ™ช The tough get rough โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, hey, oh, oh, come on, let's go โ™ช
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Let go of me!
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Oh, okay, I'm going.
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Order is restored.
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- You have the tickets? - Mm-hm.
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Do you think Francis liked his cookie basket?
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Oh, I bet he was thrilled.
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It was a thoughtful idea, hon.
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- I just hope his friends gave him a party. - I'm sure they did.
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They seem like nice boys.
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So, how was that reflection pond, Francis?
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Cold.
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And when's your date?
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In 20 minutes.
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โ™ช Hey, now, baby Hey, now, baby โ™ช
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- โ™ช Hey, now, honey child โ™ช - โ™ช Hey, now, honey child โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, now, baby Hey, now, baby โ™ช
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- โ™ช Hey, now, honey child โ™ช - โ™ช Hey, now, honey child โ™ช
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โ™ช Hey, now โ™ช