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Malcolm in the Middle

Season 2, Episode 2 — Halloween Approximately

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Malcolm in the Middle
Episode title: Halloween Approximately
Air date: November 08, 2000
Director: Todd Holland
Top billed cast: Frankie Muniz, Jane Kaczmarek, Bryan Cranston, Justin Berfield, Erik Per Sullivan, Christopher Masterson
Francis visits the week after Halloween and helps his brothers in a trick that involves a giant slingshot with icky ammo. Hal tries to catch a mysterious hot-rodder.
Source: TMDB
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Nine days past expiration.
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Here.
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Ugh. Turned carbonated.
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Ugh.
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- Expired two months ago. - You don't have the guts.
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When was the last Christmas we had eggnog?
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I think before Dewey.
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It's all you, man.
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This is a game that has no winners.
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♪ Yes, no, maybe ♪
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♪ I don't know ♪
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♪ Can you repeat the question? ♪
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♪ Life is unfair ♪
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All that sugar, all those cavities. We're the real winners, guys.
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And since he missed Halloween, we're gonna hang.
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Oh.
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- What you doing? - I don't know.
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There's something about the way you swish that brush around
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that drives me--
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Damn! That blue car!
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That's three times this week.
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- That joyriding son of a... - Hal, just call the police.
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I have. They won't do anything.
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Lois, I swear, I'm gonna catch up to that punk,
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drag him out of his car, beat him senseless
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until he understands that there's a thing called the law.
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Don't let him get to you. Come on.
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Well, when's it going to stop?
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When Dewey here is smashed into a lifeless pulp?
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Put some clothes on, son.
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Halloween sucked this year without Francis.
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The eggs and shaving cream I can keep.
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But what am I gonna do with this stuff?
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Supposed to be our first Halloween as mindless vandals.
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But Francis got in trouble at school,
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so we had to go trick-or-treating like little kids.
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Oh, look at you three. What are you?
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- A beat-up hillbilly. - And you?
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- Just give us the candy. - Oh, I bet you're a ghost.
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- I'm a marshmallow. - Ooh. And a cute one.
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I want to stick a fork in your belly and roast you till you're nice and crispy.
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It's embarrassing at our age. Coming home with candy?
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Give me that.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
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Pull over, you gutless...
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I got kids!
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You lousy...
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son of a...
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This guy is a menace.
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Now, I've tried to get him on my own, but the truth is,
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it's not a job for one man. It is a community problem,
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and all we have to do is work together.
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If we all keep an eye out for this guy,
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I think we should be able to catch him pretty quickly.
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Why don't you clean up your yard?
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- Yeah. - What?
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Why don't you just move?
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Look, this isn't about me.
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These meetings are always about you. You're the sole reason we meet.
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Those kids of yours should be in jail.
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How would you like it if you saved
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to live in a nice neighborhood,
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and then a bunch of godless monsters moved in
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and destroyed all your dreams?
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Back to the subject. I'd like to pass around
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a sign-up sheet for a stakeout.
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Well... thanks for your time.
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- Hello? - Hi, Francis. Welcome home.
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Too old to hug your mom?
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I've been waiting at the bus station for three hours.
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- Why didn't anybody pick me up? - What?
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I sent your father.
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Oh, Francis, I'm sorry. He's battling his archenemy.
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- The squirrel's back? - No, it's a human this time.
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- Francis! - Hey!
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Did you guys tear it up on Halloween?
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Oh, yeah. We were out of control.
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Kids were running, people were screaming,
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babies were crying.
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We went trick-or-treating.
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Didn't feel right without you.
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- I had fun. - Shut up, Dewey.
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Couldn't you have gotten in trouble after Halloween?
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Guys, I'm sorry.
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I know I let you down, but I didn't have a choice.
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The commandant's fake leg was lying there in the closet
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begging for a novelty bumper sticker.
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It was a snap decision, but I think I did the right thing.
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That's all right. There's always next year.
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Why do we have to wait a year?
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Guys, Halloween isn't a date on the calendar.
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Yeah, it is. It's the 31st.
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No, Halloween is in your hearts.
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Every time a little kid cries in fear, that's Halloween.
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Every time something repulsive ends up in a mailbox, that is Halloween.
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As long as you carry the spirit of destruction
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and vandalism in your hearts, every day is Halloween.
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No, look, it is the 31st.
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Men, we are going to have Halloween this weekend.
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Hal, you have been out here for seven hours.
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- Come to bed. - Lois, I am doing this for the boys.
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We can't just let our street become a speedway.
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Got to protect my family,
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even if it means sitting in this van every night for a month.
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It's principle.
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Before you go to sleep, replace my pee jar.
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No! Son of a...
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Boys, the time has come.
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You're about to see the device that will change Halloween forever.
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Behold.
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That's not a flying chocolate maker.
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This is just tubes.
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- Trust me. - I do trust you, but...
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- I expected something more... - Oh, my God. Will this work?
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- Absolutely. - What? What is it?
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It looks like a powerful slingshot.
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A slingshot capable of hurling objects over a distance
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of two city blocks.
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Picture yourself.
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You're walking down the street,
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minding your own business, when all of a sudden... bam!
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You're hit by a 10-pound balloon
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filled with shaving cream, paint, or any foul-smelling liquids.
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And you never, ever know who did it.
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It's the perfect weapon.
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- Reese, are you crying? - No.
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- What are you doing? - I've had it, Lois.
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I'm building a speed bump.
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Would you look at yourself? It's 4:00 in the morning.
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You're in your pajamas mixing cement in a wheelbarrow.
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It's gonna rip the suspension right out from under him.
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There'll be some chassis damage.
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Boy, I'd hate to be the one who has to realign his rods.
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He's not gonna know what hit him.
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Yee-haw!
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Okay, we got eggs, shaving cream, water balloons.
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- I'm not feeling it. - These eggs are rotten.
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Yeah, I know, but it's all just so... standard.
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We have a whole new breed of weapon here.
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We need to live up to that. Start thinking outside the box.
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♪ Best got better ♪
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♪ Best got better ♪
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♪ Best got better ♪
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♪ Best got better ♪
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If you'll just spend a couple of hours waiting for him here,
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I know the guy will come by, and then you can arrest him
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and this whole thing will be over once and for all.
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I want some help protecting my family.
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So you weren't held up at gunpoint?
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That was a lie. But I've been calling for weeks
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and not getting any help. No one is listening to me.
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Is this your speed bump?
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It was a good bump, Hal.
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You want a sandwich?
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Easy.
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Good. Just let me talk to him.
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I'll get this straightened out in two minutes.
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Get the car.
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One more time.
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- Malcolm, what's your job? - Aimer.
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- Reese? - Loader.
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Dewey, what do you do if you see Mom and Dad coming?
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Excellent. Where'd they go, anyway?
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Okay, look. We've got his license plate.
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We've got his address. That's more than enough to get--
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Hal!
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- What are you doing? - Get down.
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- I'm letting the air out of his tires. - No, Hal.
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- Okay, but then we go home. - Hello.
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- I have an idea. - You can't steal his car.
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I'm not stealing his car, just taking it elsewhere for a while.
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- It'll teach the kid a lesson. - No.
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- I'm putting the key in the lock. - No, Hal.
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I'm opening the door. I'm getting in the car.
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- No. - I am turning on the engine.
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Ow. Ow. Just--
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This is crazy.
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You can't just take a person's car. There are laws!
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Oh! Whoa!
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Serious engine.
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He must have bored out the cylinders.
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Pull over.
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- Remember that Maverick I used to have? - I don't wanna talk about your old car.
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- Scared? - Of course I'm scared.
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You've turned into a crazy person.
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Do it again.
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Let's try a test shot.
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Reese, just get me a small water balloon.
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Malcolm, you got me a target?
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We've got a target.
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Listen, you idiot, the optics on the Newtonian reflector
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don't even approach a Schmidt-Cassegrain.
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A nice century, why don't you join it?
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- Shrine burn center, admitting Kyle. - Ladies!
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The stars.
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He's right. Why squabble when we have the Leonids?
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Hear something?
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Oh, my telescope!
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It's broken! Why my telescope?
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- Yes! - Yeah!
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Go! Go! Yeah.
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♪ Well... ♪
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♪ There's a new weapon In the quest for knowledge ♪
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♪ You don't need school And you don't need college ♪
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♪ Forget the completional 'Cause there's a new way ♪
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♪ You'll learn it all And it won't take a single day ♪
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♪ Go from the nursery Straight to university ♪
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♪ Stand proud in the face of adversity ♪
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♪ I've seen the future Just in case you didn't know ♪
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♪ This is the future Through your round window ♪
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♪ I needed them all Like I needed a headache ♪
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♪ I dropped out of school And it wasn't a mistake ♪
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♪ Stop worrying about All the things you don't know ♪
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♪ Tune in And go through the round window ♪
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♪ Don't worry... ♪
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Yeah!
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Diaper! Diaper! Diaper! Diaper!
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Diaper! Diaper! Diaper!
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- Yeah! - Diaper! Diaper! Diaper!
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Ugh!
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All right. No more of those.
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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♪ Bingo, bingo Be-be-bing-bing, bango... ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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♪ Ay! ♪
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♪ Ay! ♪
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Ow! Ow!
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- Yes! - Yes!
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- I love you so much. - I can't believe the power of this thing.
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If it was to fall in the wrong hands...
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- I see an old lady. - Reload! Reload! Reload!
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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- ♪ Bingo, bingo, be-be-bing-bing, bango ♪ - ♪ Ba-ba-bongo ♪
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I'm serious, Hal. What are we gonna do?
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The time to drop off the car and go home was 20 miles ago.
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- What if we kept going? - What?
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You and me running away and spending the rest of our lives on some...
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I don't know, some hidden beach in Mexico with no jobs and no kids.
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- Oh, it's not that simple, Hal. - Why not?
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We'd have to change our names, but...
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I'd be Raul.
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- You'd be Consuela. - Consuela?
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Si.
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You think they'd send the federales after us?
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Of course. But they'd never find us.
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- We'd be outlaws. - Oh, we'd be legends.
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We'd be living every parent's dream. We'd be folk heroes.
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- Like Bonnie and Clyde. - Raul and Consuela.
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Spearing fish.
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Climbing for coconuts. Living naked as monkeys.
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Raul.
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Yeah!
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I think I speak for all of us when I say that tonight ruled!
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Totally. We own you all. No one is safe.
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We are the kings of this block. Did you hear me, world?
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Violence just got a little more random!
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Ah!
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Reload! Reload!
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Incredible. Their accuracy is amazing.
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- Make it stop! - Who are these guys?
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It's tofu.
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47.9 degrees.
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Check.
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- Brakes locked. - This...
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is for all the times I've been called "butt-tweefer"!
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Fire!
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What do you mean, Krelboynes?
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- They've built their own catapult. - That's impossible.
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How could they do that? Where would they get the materials?
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It's a funnel and surgical tubing. Stevie's garage is filled with that.
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- What are we gonna do? - We're gonna fight.
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They're Krelboynes. They're nothing. We can fight.
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We can fight.
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- We can fight. We can fight. - We have to surrender.
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Francis is right. We have to give up, Reese.
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Come on, you wussies. Just shoot me over there.
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I'll kick their asses myself.
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Get it off! Oh, my God! Get it off!
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They're surrendering.
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And I suppose I've never been offered the chance to surrender.
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Keep firing!
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They won't let us surrender honorably.
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Boys, it's time to run away like cowards.
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There is some comfort in knowing
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what the next two hours of my life are gonna be like.
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Huh. Look. A shooting star.
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- I'm thinking much more clearly now. - I think we both are, Hal.
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- I guess Mexico's not an option. - No, I don't think so.
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- Would've been fun, though. - Oh, yeah.
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So, what do we do now?
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I assume the car has been reported stolen already,
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and we've probably left our share of DNA evidence in here.
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It's only a 30-mile walk. We'll be home for breakfast.
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- I'm glad we didn't run away. - Me too.
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What was my name again?
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- Raul, baby. - Oh, yeah.
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