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Detroiters

Season 2, Episode 4 — Trevor

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Detroiters

Episode title: Trevor

Air date: July 05, 2018

Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson

Tim's mom convinces him to give his difficult brother a job at Cramblin Duvet; Sam unexpectedly bonds with Chrissy.

Source: TMDB

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[upbeat, funky music]

funky funky-music music upbeat

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♪

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- This is delicious, Mrs. Cramblin.

cramblin delicious

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- I know it's terrible, honey, but thank you.

honey

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- No, he said it was delicious.

delicious

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- Oh, Trevor, do you wanna join us for Sunday dinner?

dinner join sunday trevor

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- [sucks teeth] No can do.

sucks teeth

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- Trevor, your mother invited you to sit down.

invited mother trevor

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Sit down. - Hey, uh, Jerry,

jerry

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why don't--why don't you eat my ass?

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- Rude.

rude

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- What is he still doing in the house?

house

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I thought he moved into the house

house moved

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with, like, 15 of his friends.

friends

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- It didn't work out.

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They turned out all to be backstabbers and liars.

liars turned

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All 15 of them.

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They were nasty to him.

nasty

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- Boy needs a job. - Jerry.

jerry needs

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- He got fired from Le Shish? - My dad got him that job.

fired

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- It wasn't his fault.

fault

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They were nasty to him.

nasty

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They wouldn't let him choose what time he came in.

choose

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- So he just didn't show up, is what you're saying?

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- Honestly, he has to sleep in or he'll lose his voice.

lose sleep voice

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Besides, he doesn't have time for a job.

besides

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He's very busy with Rochu.

busy

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- What is Rochu?

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- Rochu is an Ultra Beast Trevor created.

beast created trevor ultra

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Look at the beautiful pictures he makes.

makes pictures

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- Mom, don't put that on the fridge!

fridge

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- The details are fantastic, Chrissy.

chrissy details fantastic

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Now, Rochu is the king of the Banglo people.

king

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And he defeated Malgor in the Battle of Light.

battle defeated light

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- Oh. - He's a Lich Priest.

priest

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Uh--is that how you say it, Jerry?

jerry

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Am I--Lich--Lich Priest?

priest

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- I don't freakin' know.

freakin

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It's a bunch of cartoons with their dicks out.

bunch cartoons dicks

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- Jerry! - They are, Sue.

jerry

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Some artist. Asked him to draw

artist asked draw

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a picture of his mother and me in Wings jerseys,

mother picture wings

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he gives me a freakin' drippin' hog.

freakin gives

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- Chrissy, you should see the details on that hog.

chrissy details

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It's as if he's seen it.

seen

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Down...to...the...veins.

veins

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- ♪ Next time

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♪ When they ask you

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♪ Where you're from

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♪ You gon' say Detroit city

city detroit detroit-city

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♪ When we get back on our feet, yeah ♪

feet

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♪ Yeah

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- Oh, honey, that was great.

honey

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- I'll clean up. [all protesting]

clean protesting

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No, no, no, stop. No, no, no, stop, stop.

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I said stop!

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I said I'd clean up.

clean

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Put it back! - Yeah.

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- Here. Give me that.

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- Sam, you got two answers

answers

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when a woman tells you what to do.

tells woman

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"Okay," and "Yes, honey."

honey

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- Is that Tim Allen?

allen

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- Yes, it is. - Oh, okay, yeah.

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- Excuse me, I'd like to sit down, please.

excuse

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- [scoffs] I was sitting here first.

scoffs sitting

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- I don't care. This is the spot I want.

care spot

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- I don't care. - Well, there it is.

care

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- Move-- - So.

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- Ohh! [coughing]

coughing

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You only hit me in my stomach after I just ate,

stomach

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you frickin' idiot! - Then I'll never get to

frickin idiot

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hit your fat ass. - Ohh. Well, you shouldn't hit,

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you bag of bolts. - Whatever.

bolts

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- God, I miss freakin' Shanahan.

freakin miss

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- Mom, you can't just let Trevor

trevor

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move back into the house

house

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every time he screws up.

screws

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- Tim, he isn't like you.

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You weren't here for the divorce.

divorce

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That affected Trevor.

affected trevor

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- He was 18. He should've already been out of the house.

house shouldve

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- I don't know what to do.

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I'm trying.

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Him and Jerry are at each other's throats.

jerry others others-throats throats

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Trevor tosses him around like a ragdoll.

trevor

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He has your father's strength.

fathers strength

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He hit Jerry in the back of the head with a chair

chair head jerry

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and then Rock Bottomed him.

rock

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- He Rock Bottomed him? - Yes.

rock

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- That's a finisher.

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- He needs motivation. Like you.

motivation needs

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What if you gave him a job at the office?

office

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- [groans] - Show him how it's done.

groans

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- Ah--

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Maybe some structure would be good for him.

structure

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- And he could stay with you and Chrissy for a while.

chrissy

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- Oh! - Just to get him started.

started

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Transition is very hard for Trevor.

hard transition trevor

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- Oh, Mom. - That way he could

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go straight to work with you.

straight

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75 is a nightmare in the morning.

morning nightmare

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He hits traffic, he turns around

hits traffic turns

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and goes to the Taco Bell. - Oh.

bell taco taco-bell

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I'll run it by Sam and Chrissy.

chrissy

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It'll be fine. - Oh!

itll

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- I could talk to him. It'll be fine.

itll

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- Oh, Timmy! Thank you.

timmy

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You're a very good brother.

brother

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- Love you, Mom. - Very good.

love

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[playing keyboard]

keyboard playing

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- Hey, bud. What's up?

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- Do not enter without knocking.

enter knocking

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Go back out and try again.

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- No, I'm not gonna do that. I'm already in here, Trevor.

trevor

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That's stupid.

stupid

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Hey, um, Mom told me that you were in between jobs

jobs

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and we have an opening at Cramblin Duvet.

cramblin cramblin-duvet duvet opening

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- Oh, what happened? Did Sam get chronic diarrhea and die?

chronic diarrhea happened

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- No, don't even joke about Sam's death.

death joke sams

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We're gonna die at the same exact time.

exact

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Even if we're miles apart, our hearts will just know.

apart hearts miles

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You can stay with me and Chrissy.

chrissy

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I think we could really use your help around the office.

office

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You know, I could show you how it's done.

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- Actually, I don't need to be shown how it's done.

shown

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I know how it's done.

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- Well, you don't know how it's done,

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but I think with a little bit of work,

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you'd be pretty good at it.

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- Yes, I do know how it's done

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and I could do advertising in my sleep.

advertising sleep

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- You're actually not good at advertising.

advertising

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You've never done it before,

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so how would you know if you're good at it?

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- I do know how to do it.

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- Okay, well then, do it, then.

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- Fine, shithead! I'll do it!

shithead

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- Do not call me a shithead!

shithead

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I'm giving you a job, a place to live!

giving live place

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- Oh, my God. Wow, thank you so much.

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- Oh, thank you! - Oh, Mother Theresa!

mother theresa

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I need to offer my body to you. - Oh, thank you.

body offer

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Thank you so much. Okay, come on. Let's go!

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Grab your stuff. - What?

grab stuff

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- Come on, Trevor. What-- you need to pack, don't you?

pack trevor

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- Oh, my God. Yeah. - Don't you need

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to pack some stuff, buddy? - I gotta pack, yeah.

buddy pack stuff

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Oh, yeah, I gotta-- - Don't hit the dresser!

dresser

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- Shut up! - That used to be yours

used

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as a baby! - That's my dresser!

baby dresser

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- Trevor, pack your deodorant.

deodorant pack trevor

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Pack your deodorant I got you for Christmas!

christmas deodorant pack

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Thank you!

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You don't need your Slipknot mask.

mask slipknot

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- Yes, I do! - When are you gonna use it?

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- Take a shower.

shower

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- You take a shower in a Slipknot mask?

mask shower slipknot

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- Yes! Shut up! - You shut the fuck up!

fuck

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[both screaming]

screaming

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- Morning, Sheila.

morning morning-sheila sheila

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- Gentlemen.

gentlemen

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- Trevor! My favorite Cramblin.

cramblin favorite trevor

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- A flower for the lady. Here you go, ma'am.

flower lady maam

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- Oh, ohh, Trevor, just like your father.

father trevor

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It's been a while, but I've kept

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your favorite game in my desk all these years.

desk favorite game years

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- Oh, my God! A frickin'--a Game Guy?

frickin game

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Yes! - Hey, guys.

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- Tommy, this is my brother, Trevor.

brother tommy trevor

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- Nice to meet you, Trevor.

meet trevor

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- Hey, Tommy. What's up?

tommy

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- What's up?

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What's up?

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What's...

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up?

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What's up? - Has Tommy never heard

heard tommy

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the phrase, "What's up?" before?

phrase

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- I mean, he seems pretty frickin' rocked.

frickin rocked seems

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- Hey, Lea. What's...up?

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What's up?

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- Jake Tipper from Tipper's Jewelry

jake jewelry tippers

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is in your office waiting.

office waiting

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- Great. Trevor, you wanna sit in on this one,

trevor

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see how it's done?

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- Whoa. I mean, Tipper's Jewelry seems

jewelry seems tippers whoa

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pretty big for Trevor's first day.

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- Oh, he's gonna be fine. He's just gonna watch.

watch

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- Won't say a word. - Unbelievable.

unbelievable word

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- Hear that, Trevor? Don't say a word in here.

trevor word

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- Yeah. - Trevor!

trevor

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- Hm? - Good luck, Trevor.

luck trevor

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- So then the guy gets down on one knee,

knee

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pulls out a jewelry box.

jewelry pulls

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In it is a note that says, "IOU one diamond."

diamond note

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- And the woman looks at him and says,

woman

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"Maybe I should reconsider." [both laugh]

laugh reconsider

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- You owe it to yourself to shop at Tipper's Jewelry.

jewelry shop tippers

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- That's cute.

cute

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- What? Okay, uh,

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a girl's taking her friends out to lunch.

friends girls lunch

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We pan around the table, and reveal all of her friends

friends reveal table

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are diamonds.

diamonds

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Diamonds are a girl's best friend.

best best-friend diamonds friend girls

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- [chuckles] Eh.

chuckles

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- What? - We have--we have other ones.

ones

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Uh, this one's funny. - He doesn't want

funny ones

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funny ideas, idiots. - Shut up, Trevor!

funny ideas idiots trevor

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I'm sorry-- I'm sorry about that.

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- A diamond costs, what? Three months' salary?

costs diamond months salary three three-months

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- Wait, what are you-- - You think people

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wanna joke about that? - Go on.

joke

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- Guy comes home from the store,

comes comes-home home store

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he's carrying a grocery bag. [sentimental music]

carrying grocery music sentimental

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He opens up the door, he sees his wife,

door opens sees wife

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she's holding the baby.

baby holding

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He reaches inside the grocery bag

grocery reaches

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and he pulls out a diamond pendant.

diamond pulls

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She's like, "Why? It's not our anniversary."

anniversary

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And he says, "I don't need a reason to give you a diamond."

diamond reason

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Tipper's: She's the only reason you need.

reason tippers

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- [chuckles] That's it.

chuckles

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- And maybe the baby craps itself.

baby craps

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'Cause it should be a little bit funny, I think.

funny

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- Ehh, that's perfect.

perfect

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- You've cut the shit out of your lip, sir.

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- Oh. Yeah.

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- Ah, Sheila's got some tissues,

tissues

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if you just follow me. - All right.

follow

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- Price of having those rings, huh?

having price rings

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- [chuckles]

chuckles

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- That was really good. - Yeah.

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- You know who he reminds me of?

reminds

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- Yeah, your dad.

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- No. I remind you of my dad.

remind

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- Yeah, but-- - Hey, guys. What's...up?

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- Tommy, I need you to get the frickin' hell out of here.

frickin tommy

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♪

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- Hey, babe. - Hey, baby.

babe baby

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- Trevor actually did really, really good today.

today trevor

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- He did? - Jake Tipper's gonna

jake tippers

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use one of his ideas for a commercial.

commercial ideas

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[video game gunfire] It was amazing.

amazing game gunfire video video-game

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[explosion booms] Sam said he reminded him of me.

booms explosion reminded

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- That's nice, but can you please tell him

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to turn that damn game down? - Yes. Sorry.

game

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[gunfire] Hey, pal?

gunfire

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Great job today, but can you turn down

today

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"Call of Duty," buddy?

buddy duty

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- It's "Battlefield," idiot.

battlefield idiot

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I gotta hear people's footsteps.

footsteps peoples

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You want me to get fragged like a noob?

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- It's just a game, Trevor!

game trevor

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- No, it's not!

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They use this to train NAVY SEALs.

navy navy-seals seals train

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- Oh, so the NAVY SEALs play "Battlefield" all day?

battlefield navy navy-seals seals

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- Yes, they do! - And that's how

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they killed Bin Laden.

killed laden

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- No, this is actually how they killed Bin Laden.

killed laden

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Boom! - You don't fucking touch me

boom fucking touch

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ever, you piece of shit! - Ahh! Uhh! Uhh!

piece

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Ow! Ohh! Ohh! - I didn't even touch you.

touch

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- Oh, my--ahh! - There! That hard enough?

hard

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- Ah! Ohh!

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- Get off my back!

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- Dumbasses. I should kick both they--

kick

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Can I just stay here a little bit?

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- [laughs] Not on your fucking life.

fucking fucking-life laughs life

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- [sighs] Well, I guess I'll leave if you can make me move.

sighs

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- What the frick--ahh!

frick

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Ahh!

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How are you so frickin' heavy?

frickin heavy

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Ehh--frickin' whale, go home! - Get off of me, Trevor!

frickin home trevor whale

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- I can't! - Get the hell off--oh!

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Ahh! Ahh!

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Get off me, you fricking psychopath!

fricking psychopath

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Ugh! [spits]

spits

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[both screaming] - Fine. Stay.

screaming

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But don't talk during my stories.

stories

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[upbeat dance music]

dance dance-music music upbeat

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- R.J. Watkins on "The New Dance Show."

dance watkins

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I always knew this-- we could do this.

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Let's do it. - That's R.J. Watkins.

watkins

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He's the host with the most. Who cares? Shut up.

cares host

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♪

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- You idiot! - You're gonna paralyze me!

idiot

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- Ahh! - I'm gonna beat the--

beat

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- Oh, my God! - Yeah!

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- Oh! - Say what you will,

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I've never hit you with a stick.

stick

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- Yes, you have. [fighting sounds continue]

continue fighting sounds

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- Oh, yeah, I have.

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♪

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- You idiot! - Welcome to the jungle!

idiot jungle welcome

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- So we've cast a real life husband and wife team

cast husband life real real-life team wife

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to play the husband and wife in the commercial.

commercial husband wife

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That way when they kiss, they can really go at it.

kiss

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- I don't want them to really go at it.

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- Yeah, uh--well, not a problem.

problem

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I mean, we had 'em really go at it in the audition,

audition

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so we can pull back.

pull

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- You know, I did have a question

question

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about the grocery bag surprise.

grocery surprise

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- Yeah, uh, what's the question?

question

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- Actually, where's the young man that--

young

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who came up with the idea?

idea

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- Uh, I can go get him.

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Just one second. [sighs]

second sighs

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Trevor!

trevor

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Get in here!

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Put your shirt on!

shirt

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- So Jake, I don't know if I made it very clear

clear jake

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when I was talking about the diamonds

diamonds

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are a girl's best friend commercial.

best best-friend commercial friend girls

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The diamonds would actually be animated.

animated diamonds

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You know, they would each be, like,

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a different kind of personality.

personality

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Like, there'd be, like, an old lady, uh,

lady thered

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like, sassy old lady diamond.

diamond lady sassy

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And, like, a dumb diamond, you know what I'm saying?

diamond dumb

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- Sit down. Talk to him.

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Here he is, Jake.

jake

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- I was wondering if it shouldn't be a grocery bag,

grocery wondering

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but a bag from Tipper's.

tippers

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That way, it's less confusing.

confusing less

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- Yeah, I mean, we could do that.

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Just kinda replace the grocery bag

grocery kinda replace

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with, like, a nice Tipper's bag.

tippers

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That'd be better, in fact, I think.

fact thatd

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'Cause that way, you know, it'll say Tipper's on the bag.

itll tippers

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- No, Sam, it's gotta be a regular, every day grocery bag.

grocery regular

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It's gotta have this feeling that you can buy jewelry

feeling jewelry

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at any time--when you're coming home from the grocery store,

coming coming-home grocery grocery-store home store

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after you bought milk, egg, cheese, beef.

beef bought cheese milk

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- Yeah, like a--a diamond in the ruffage, if you will.

diamond ruffage

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- No. - You don't say no to me

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in the middle of the pitch.

middle pitch

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- I'm sold.

sold

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Grocery bag.

grocery

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[light music]

light light-music music

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- Hey, Chrissy.

chrissy

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I just wanna thank you for being so understanding

understanding

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about Trevor.

trevor

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I know he can be a pain in the ass,

pain

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but I really think this has been good for us.

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Thank you, my sweetie--

sweetie

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[both scream]

scream

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- Why so serious?

serious

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- You freaking psycho!

freaking psycho

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Get out of my wife's pajamas!

pajamas wifes

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- Make me pregnant! - You're not my wife, idiot.

idiot pregnant wife

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- I wanna be pregnant! - I know my wife's not a clown!

clown pregnant wifes

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- Yes! - I know my wife's not a clown!

clown wifes

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- Do me, please! Give me a son!

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- I can't! - Give me a clown son!

clown

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[dance music]

dance dance-music music

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♪

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- R.J. Watkins on "The New Dance Show."

dance watkins

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Let's do it. On the dance line.

dance line

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- Who's your favorite dancer?

dancer favorite

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- General Get down. He's a general.

general

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He's the best. - Well, yeah.

best

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General Get Down's great.

downs general

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You know he's a bagger at Farmer Zack's?

bagger farmer farmer-zacks zacks

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And Millionaire Greg is Dad's mailman.

dads greg mailman millionaire

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- Who's your favorite?

favorite

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- I'd have to say Seductra.

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- Of course you like Seductra.

course

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- She's a really great dancer.

dancer

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- Mm-hmm.

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Seductra can dance.

dance

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- Uh, yeah. Just a little bit.

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- [screaming] - Look at me!

screaming

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Look at me, Trevor! I'm proud of you!

proud trevor

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I'm proud of you!

proud

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[both panting]

panting

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You're more like Dad than I am.

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And it kills me to admit that.

admit kills

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I'm proud of you, Slipknot.

proud slipknot

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- Really?

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- Yeah.

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Ohh!

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[screaming]

screaming

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- Hey, babe. You're up early.

babe early

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- Big day today. Trevor's first commercial shoot.

commercial shoot today

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Trevor! [clapping]

clapping trevor

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Let's go! Let's go, Trevor!

trevor

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Up, up! Wakey, wakey, let's go, pal--

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Damn it!

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Jizz.

jizz

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Fucking jizz.

fucking jizz

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- Hey, Mom. - Trevor told me

trevor

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you were nasty to him. - Why didn't he show up?

nasty

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Came crawling back to you? Couldn't take it?

crawling

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- You were supposed to show him the ropes!

ropes supposed

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Not work him to death! He's a kid!

death

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- He is not a kid, Mom!

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And if you baby him his entire life, he's never gonna learn.

baby entire entire-life learn life

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I went out on a limb for him.

limb

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- At the risk of his health!

health risk

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He's sick as a dog.

sick

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He told me he had to be at the shoot at 7:00 a.m.

shoot

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Even turkeys aren't up at 7:00 a.m.

turkeys

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- What time are turkeys up, Mom?

turkeys

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- Don't you sass mouth me, Timothy Dale Cramblin.

cramblin dale mouth sass timothy

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I am here to pick up

pick

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his Slipknot mask, his "Battlefield" disc

battlefield mask slipknot

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and his "Five Nights at Freddy's" men.

five five-nights nights

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- Yeah, well, you should take his sheet too,

sheet

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because it's caked.

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- I'm sure I don't know what that means.

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Go get the stuff!

stuff

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Jerry wants to leave the city before it's dark.

city dark jerry wants

↓

He's terrified! [honks horn]

honks honks-horn horn terrified

↓

- All right, let's go, babe.

babe

↓

Yo. How you doin'?

doin

↓

- He didn't even have the balls to tell us to our face

balls face

↓

that he was gonna bail on us.

bail

↓

- [scoffs] You surprised?

scoffs surprised

↓

That's all he's ever done.

↓

- How can you be so good at this job and not wanna do it?

↓

What?

↓

- Nothing.

↓

- Hey, Tim. Hey, Sam.

↓

♪ Mail's here

mails

↓

Boo-yah!

↓

What the hell is your cousin David doing here?

cousin david

↓

- Oh, well, Tim, since I just found out

found

↓

about the open door policy for hiring family members,

door family family-members hiring members open policy

↓

I figured it'd be okay for David to come work here.

david figured

↓

You're not mad, are you? You can't be.

↓

- Yeah, all right. I get it.

↓

I'm sorry. It won't happen again.

happen

↓

- When you work at a company where two people own it,

company

↓

all decisions need to go through both of 'em, bud, okay?

decisions

↓

- Yeah, you made your point, Sam.

point

↓

- Okay, that's all I'm sayin'. - Okay.

sayin

↓

- All right? Okay? - All right, cool.

cool

↓

both: Great.

↓

Hey, David?

david

↓

- [yelps]

yelps

↓

- [laughs] All right, you can go on home.

home laughs

↓

He got the point.

point

↓

- Got what? - Tim got the prank.

prank

↓

- So this isn't a real job?

real

↓

Oh.

↓

Um, just one second.

second

↓

Joy. Hey.

↓

Yeah, the job's not real.

jobs real

↓

- [mouthing]

mouthing

↓

- Yeah, it was a prank on Tim.

prank

↓

- Okay.

↓

- Don't wave to us. - Yeah.

wave

↓

I'll do that. Sure.

↓

Guys...

↓

[sighs]

sighs

↓

please, please, please don't do this!

↓

I need this job. - David, stand up.

david stand

↓

You can finish up the rest of the week, okay?

finish rest week

↓

- Thanks, Sam. I broke your stapler.

broke stapler thanks

↓

- Hey, David. What's...up?

david

↓

- Just dumb.

dumb

↓

- We went the Pegasus. I got a Wings jersey.

jersey wings

↓

We even walked a block. Wasn't bad.

block walked

↓

That city's gotten okay.

gotten

↓

In certain parts.

certain parts

↓

- We were asked for change.

asked change

↓

But the guy was funny, actually.

funny

↓

- Excuse me for a minute. Thank you.

excuse minute

↓

- Chrissy and I applied and got in to be

applied chrissy

↓

on "The New Dance Show."

dance

↓

- Oh! - Yeah, so excited.

excited

↓

- [sighs]

sighs

↓

- Enter.

enter

↓

- What the hell, man?

↓

You sneak back to Mom's in the middle of the night,

middle moms night sneak

↓

leave a puddle of rope on the bed?

puddle rope

↓

- It's my two weeks notice.

notice weeks

↓

- Trevor, you need to grow up.

grow trevor

↓

You can't just run away from everything.

↓

I'll tell you what. I'll give you a pass.

pass

↓

You can come back and work for me.

↓

- [sighs] I tried it, I didn't like it.

sighs tried

↓

It was stupid, it was dumb.

dumb stupid

↓

- But you're so good at it.

↓

- It's easy.

easy

↓

It's your thing, man. It's not mine.

↓

- What do you mean?

↓

- Look, remember when we were kids

kids remember

↓

and we would race and you were faster than me,

faster race

↓

so you'd slow down and let me win?

slow

↓

- Yeah. - It's like that.

↓

- Oh, my God.

↓

You quit because you're better than me

quit

↓

and you didn't wanna make me feel bad.

↓

Oh--

↓

Give me the Slipknot mask.

mask slipknot

↓

Give me Shawn Clown.

clown shawn

↓

[sobbing]

sobbing

↓

Trevor!

trevor

↓

When we were racing,

racing

↓

I didn't slow down so you could beat me.

beat slow

↓

I didn't slow down.

slow

↓

I just got tired.

tired

↓

[crying]

crying

↓

[screams]

screams

↓

[sobbing]

sobbing

↓

[muffled screaming]

muffled screaming

↓

- Mind if we join you guys?

join mind

↓

- All my boys at the table together.

boys table

↓

- Tim, you been crying?

crying

↓

- No, I'm just a little hot.

↓

- Hey, uh, Sam, you mind passing me the spaghetti?

mind passing spaghetti

↓

And by the way, diamonds are a girl's best friend

best best-friend diamonds friend girls

↓

was really funny.

funny

↓

- Oh, thank you, Trevor.

trevor

↓

And you know what? Yours was pretty good, too.

↓

Although, it coulda been a little funny.

coulda funny

↓

I mean, people remember the ones that are funny,

funny ones remember

↓

in my experience. - Yeah, so that's why

experience

↓

they did yours, right?

↓

- [whispering] You piece of shit.

piece whispering

↓

- Take your hat off at the table, Trevor.

table trevor

↓

- Hey, Jerry, why don't you suck my balls?

balls jerry suck

↓

- Take your hat off at the table, Trevor.

table trevor

↓

- Let him wear his hat, Jerry.

jerry wear

↓

- No, Sue. You think I don't wanna be here eating

eating

↓

with my Panama hat on?

↓

Take the hat off.

↓

Take the damn hat off.

↓

- [gasps] Oh.

gasps

↓

- That's it! Time to take you to the bottom!

bottom

↓

The Rock Bottom! - No!

bottom rock rock-bottom

↓

[both scream] [thud]

scream thud

↓

both: Ohh! - Rock Bottom!

bottom rock rock-bottom

↓

- Oh, shit! - Rock bottom!

bottom rock rock-bottom

↓

That man got broken in half! - Oh, shit!

broken half

↓

- On ramp! - Infinite Rock Bottoms!

bottoms infinite ramp rock

↓

- You never saw Rock Bottom! - That man is dead!

bottom dead rock rock-bottom

↓

- I am the new dad! - [screaming]

screaming

↓

- We're back, we're back on "The New Dance Show."

dance

↓

This is R.J. Watkins and we have two new dancers

dancers watkins

↓

on our dance show tonight.

dance tonight

↓

- And this is? - Rosie the Boogier.

rosie

↓

- And? - Uh, Emperor King Gold

emperor gold king

↓

uh, The Midas Man. - Fantastic.

fantastic

↓

And now it's time for a dance line on "The Dance Show."

dance line

↓

Can you break me off something a little funky?

break funky

↓

[upbeat dance music]

dance dance-music music upbeat

↓

♪

↓

- You had your turn. - Turn's not over yet.

turns

↓

- You're doin' too much. - You ain't doin' enough.

aint doin

↓

♪

↓

- Uh!

↓

- You don't open-hand slap me on TV!

hand open slap

↓

- Ahh! - [laughs]

laughs

↓

- Ohh! [coughing]

coughing

↓

♪♪

↓

I just ate!

↓

[coughing]

coughing

↓

[coughing continues]

continues coughing

↓

- What's up?

↓

What's up?

↓

What's up?

↓

Hey, Lea. What's up?