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Season 1, Episode 9 — Husky Boys

TMDB episode metadata
Show: Detroiters
Episode title: Husky Boys
Air date: April 04, 2017
Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson
Tim's father, "Big Hank,” unexpectedly returns from the insane asylum under suspicious circumstances. Tim and Sam struggle to create with a great tagline for a department store ad that caters to husky boys.
Source: TMDB
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- All right, Chuck, we're gonna
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walk you through the commercial here.
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Now, as you know,
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the camera is gonna be the point of view
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of the little Husky Boy shopper,
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so we open on: he enters the store.
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The camera pans up. He looks to Mom.
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It comes back down.
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We see a bunch of fat little boys in suits.
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- Husky boys.
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- We don't call 'em fat. We call 'em husky.
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- Oh. Okay, sure.
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- Then we see some tennis outfits
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being worn by a couple real chunkers.
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- Husky boys.
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- Again, we call 'em husky boys.
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- Oh, you're not just objecting to "fat."
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You don't like any of the terms.
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- Oh, we just prefer to use "husky."
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- Got it. Okay.
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To bring it all home,
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we feature your soon-to-be-famous
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elastic band jeans
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being worn by a real blue-ribbon butterball.
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I apologize. That is what's written down there.
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I am sorry about that. Husky boy.
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Being worn by a husky boy.
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- It's not as good. - No, it definitely isn't.
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- Then in our dramatic conclusion,
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we see two chubby little hands--
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- Husky.
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- Everything. - All right.
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Uh, we see two husky hands... - Ugh!
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- Not covered in chocolate. - That kills me.
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- They reach down, pick up a pair of Husky Boy jeans.
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- Stretch this out a little bit.
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- Yeah, stretch it out a little bit.
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He looks up. Mom smiles.
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He's gonna look great.
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End of commercial.
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- Nice. Yeah. - Thank you.
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- Maybe a tagline at the end, you know, to bring it all home?
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We haven't landed on one yet,
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but we'll write up 100 and bring you the best one.
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- Actually, we do have a couple great ones.
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- Uh, no we don't. The meeting's over.
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- Let's see, uh, "Husky Boys:
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keep your wallet as fat as your kid."
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- That seems a little offensive. - Sure does, Sam.
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Sorry, we don't have one yet. I apologize.
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- "Don't spend a chunk on your chunk."
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- No.
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- We don't have it yet.
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- I'm sure you'll come up with something.
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- Oh, definitely. - You know, I don't know
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if I ever told you this,
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but I actually worked with your father
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when I was at Hudson's Department Store.
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I was actually at the meeting when,
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you know, he went nuts.
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- I prefer "bonkers."
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- Oh. Of course. Bonkers.
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- Thank you. - Yeah, he came in
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to pitch an ad for our back to school sale,
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and he had us close our eyes, and when we opened them,
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he had pulled out this briefcase.
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Swear to God,
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it was filled to the brim with shit.
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And he walked around the table
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and put a little handful in front of each of us.
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As he made his way up the table,
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I realized he only had the front half of his suit.
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He had cut out the rest.
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Totally naked in the back.
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I found that to be odd.
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So there we were, sitting there,
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little servings of shit in front of us,
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staring at this half-naked man,
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and you know what?
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We were still waiting for him to bring it all home.
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That's how good he was, man.
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Big Hank Cramblin.
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They don't make 'em like that anymore.
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- Thank you for telling me that story, sir.
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- "Husky Boy Jeans.
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They're not food, but you'll still love them."
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- Closer. - We don't have it!
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- I mean, I guess I just don't want to feel
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like I'm being censored in front of a client.
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- No, no, no, and I don't want you to feel that way.
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I was just feeling a little off 'cause I kept forgetting
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to call the fat kids "husky."
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That was so funny.
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I mean, you always call them fat.
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- That's what they are.
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Where is Sheila?
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Tim, finally, a mystery.
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- Yes.
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- Mystery solved. - Yeah.
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- Get me a box of those pens I like.
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Set me up with a massage at 2:00.
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And see if you can get ahold of Emilio.
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Have him come over
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and measure me for some new suits.
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- You got it, Big Hank.
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- Hey, Dad.
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- Tim, Sam.
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Yeah, got released this morning.
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I'm back.
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- You ain't shit.
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- Never said I was.
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- Well, you've implied it.
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- * Next time
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* When they ask you
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* Where you're from *
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* You gon' say Detroit city *
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* When we get back on our feet, yeah *
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* Yeah
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- What is going on in there?
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I've never made anybody
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laugh like that my entire life.
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- Well, me. - Yeah, you.
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- So I said, "Fine, Doc,
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"but if you think you're getting
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those pajamas back, you're crazy."
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- It is great to have you back, Hank.
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- Thank you.
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- We missed Cramblin Advertising.
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- We didn't go anywhere, and it's Cramblin-Duvet now.
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- That's me, so...
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- Tim, you remember Leslie
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from Better Made Potato Chips?
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- Yes, Sam and I pitched you an idea about a boat captain
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piloting a battleship down a river made of potato chips.
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You said you'd think about it and get back to us.
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That was three years ago.
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- Oh, yeah.
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Sorry about that.
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The answer is no.
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- Sure. - We figured.
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- It's just good to know sometimes.
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- Well, it's great to have you back, Big Hank.
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- Thank you, Leslie. Thank you so much.
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Guys, you ready to wine and dine Dan from Downriver Ale?
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Top of the Pontch.
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- Oh, Dad, Sam and I should stay here.
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- Tim, Top of the Pontch.
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- We have to come up with taglines for Husky Boys.
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- Small potatoes.
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Let's go reel us in a big fish from Downriver.
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*
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- So I drop the knife.
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My hands are covered in blood.
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And here comes Hank
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riding a motorcycle he stole from God knows where.
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I hop on, shut my eyes,
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and the next thing I know, we're back in San Diego!
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- I don't get it.
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Did Dan from Downriver Ale kill a guy in Mexico?
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- Four Downriver Ales.
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- Yeah, what are you guys having?
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- I-I thought one of those was for me.
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- Yeah, I guess we'll have four beers each too.
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- Give us four hanger steaks, rare,
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all the sides the table can hold,
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and, well, another round.
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- I wanted the filet.
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- To our wives and girlfriends.
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May they never meet!
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- Oh! Hey, Dan, let's talk turkey.
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- You know, I have to say something.
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I didn't particularly like that joke.
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I love my wife.
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- Well, sure, kid. I was just-- - I respect her.
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And before I tell a joke, I like to ask myself,
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"If she was sitting right next to me, would I tell this joke?"
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That comment crossed the line. I don't think it was very funny.
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It's great to see you again, Hank, but...
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everybody at Downriver Ale is happy where we are.
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Our ads are hilarious.
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People love 'em.
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- Yeah, they are funny.
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Tim, Sam, what's your favorite beer?
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- Downriver Ale.
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- Because you drank it.
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I used to steal his beers from the fridge
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in the garage while he was at work.
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- I always wondered how my six-packs became four-packs.
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You know, Dan, your commercials are funny.
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But there's nothing funny about the feeling you get
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when you steal a beer out of your dad's fridge.
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Do you want to be the funny beer?
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You go ahead.
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With us, Downriver Ale, it's no joke.
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- To our mouths and buttholes.
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May they never meet.
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- Yes. - Hear, hear.
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- Now, that's a good joke.
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- Sheila, pot of coffee, two aspirin.
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- Waiting on your desk, Big Hank.
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- Best in the business, baby!
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- I can't believe how much they drank.
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I had two pieces of chocolate cake.
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Nobody else got dessert.
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We had to sit there and watch you for 20 minutes.
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- Oh, so that's the top story now?
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That I had two pieces of cake for lunch?
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- It's page one, baby.
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- Shut up.
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"Husky Boys:
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"Technically girls
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can shop here too."
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- That's great.
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"Husky Boys:
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We're gonna hide the way you look."
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- "Husky Boys: the official wardrobe of the Klumps."
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- "Husky Boys: 'Cause you can't wear
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a little sailor suit forever."
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- "Husky Boys: the belts are just for show."
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- "Husky Boys:
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Chode style."
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- "Husky Boys: Propeller hat not included."
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- And that's 100.
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- Well, which one's the best one?
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- None of them. - Well, we tried.
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- I'm gonna go run some of these by my dad.
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Hey, Dad.
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Uh, you mind if we run
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some of these Husky Boy taglines by you?
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- Oh, can't, son.
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Got Liberty Airlines first thing tomorrow.
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Lot of catching up to do.
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- Okay, cool.
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Uh, do you need any help with those?
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I think I got it.
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Maybe I'll meet up with you guys later on tonight.
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- Sounds good.
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*
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- * 313-555-0197
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- Frank Franklin.
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- That was one of the first commercials
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we ever did together.
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- Yeah, we heard that melody in another commercial
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and we were like, "Let's just use that."
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- I'm gonna miss being in charge.
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- Yeah, it was a good run, though, pal.
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- Oh, sure was.
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- Guards at the Wayne County Insane Asylum
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went on strike this morning after their paychecks bounced.
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When pressed for comment,
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lawmakers said it was not a mistake, saying,
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"We were just hoping they wouldn't notice."
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And while the cats were away, the mice escaped,
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as shown in this security footage.
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- Damn it, he's still nuts! - Bonkers.
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- Tonight, dangerous lunatics
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are scattered around the city of Detroit.
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But what else is new, right?
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We'll be right back with sports, weather,
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and my Chump of the Week.
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Stick with us.
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- All right, let's go get 'em.
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- Well, Tim, we can't miss Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
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- Come on, Sam. - Tim, Chump of the Week.
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- Come on! - Ugh!
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Stupid.
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- There's a gigantic man in your office.
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He gave me some great notes on a commercial,
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and then he asked me to cut out the back half of his suit.
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- Yeah, we're on it. That's my dad.
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- Yeah.
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- You did not come from that.
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- Yes, I did. It's my dad.
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- Good night, guys.
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- Good night.
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- And that sucker is Mort Crim's Chump of the Week.
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Good night, Detroit.
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- Damn it, Tim.
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We missed the Chump of the Week.
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And you know Mort doesn't put stuff online.
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- I'm sorry.
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- Wayne County Insane Asylum.
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- Hi, this is Tim Cramblin from Cramblin-Duvet Advertising.
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We have one of your lunatics.
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It's my dad, Hank Cramblin. - Oh, okay.
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I need to put you in contact with the orderlies
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who are rounding up the patients.
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- They're putting me in touch with the orderlies
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who are rounding up all the patients.
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- Oh, cool.
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- * We out here driving late at night *
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- * Looking for crazy people, what a fright *
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- * You look to the left
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- * Look to the right
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- Hello, boys.
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I have the son of one of the escaped patients.
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- Thanks, Helen. Put him through.
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This is Darron. How may I help you?
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- Uh, yeah, hi.
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Uh, we have my dad,
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who escaped from your asylum.
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- No, he seems fine.
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- Okay, if you can, bring him in yourselves.
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We got a lot of nutballs to scoop up.
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No offense to your father.
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- Oh, none taken.
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We'll bring him in, okay?
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- Okay. Thank you, sir.
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- Thank you.
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- There go one of 'em right there!
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- Get him.
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- Hey, Pop.
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- Good evening, Mr. Cramblin.
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- I was going through some stuff,
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found this video of an old Christmas party.
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Whoa, what's Santa got old Wallace here?
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What? It's an empty bottle of gin, Wallace.
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both: Oh, Wallace.
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- We found so many in your desk,
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we figured you collected them.
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- What'd you get me, Santa Hank?
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- Whoa, look at Sheila.
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- Yeah, she was even hotter back then.
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- Ho, ho, ho!
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Well, if Big Hank was here,
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I'm sure he'd tell you all thank you so much
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for another amazing year,
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and merry Christmas.
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all: Merry Christmas.
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- Ho! Look, my little elves!
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And they got a cake!
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all: Oh!
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- Crap! Damn it, Sam.
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That was your fault, Tim.
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Tim, Sam. Listen up. Stop.
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All right, guys. Listen up.
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- Stop it. Dude, stop it.
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You actually hurt my back.
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- You're a tip-to-tail piece of crap.
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- Okay, you two. Hug and make up.
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- You're my best friend. - You're my best friend.
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- Merry Christmas, boys.
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Ah.
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- We got to bring you back, Dad.
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Mort Crim reported the escape
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right before he announced his Chump of the Week.
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- We don't know.
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- Well...I guess this is it.
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- Dad, wait.
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Is there anything you want to do before we take you back?
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One last night in Detroit. Sky's the limit.
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- Well, I would like to get the hell out of this office
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and hang out with my son and his best friend.
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- Sounds good. - You got it.
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- How about we go to Lindell AC and get us a burger?
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- Oh, sorry, Dad. That closed.
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- Demolished.
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- Boblo Island. - It's condos now.
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- It's a hipster bar.
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- Michigan Theater. - It's a parking garage.
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- Silverdome. - Abandoned.
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- Old Tiger Stadium. - Dad, they closed
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Tiger Stadium before you went nuts.
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- Plus, you called it Old Tiger Stadium.
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- Okay, I'd like to see the sunrise one last time.
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Detroit still has a sun, right?
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- Yeah.
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- Well, I guess we've got some time to kill.
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*
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- * I can't be *
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* Everything you want me to be *
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* I can't be *
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* Everything you want me to be *
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* Finally
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* I can see the light through the leaves *
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* But it's all gone *
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*
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* But it's all gone *
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*
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* But it's all gone *
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*
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* But it's all gone *
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*
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[firecrackers popping and whistling]
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*
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*
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- Well, there you go, Pop.
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We give you one Detroit sunrise.
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- Yeah, it's one of my favorite places.
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I used to take you guys fishing here.
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- Yeah, Mr. Cramblin. You sure did.
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- I caught a carp the size of my head.
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I remember that.
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Took turns reeling that sucker in.
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- We for sure got to get back.
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- Yeah.
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*
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- Boys, thanks for a great night.
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- It's our pleasure, Mr. Cramblin.
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- Sam, you can call me Hank.
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- It was great to see you, Dad.
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I'll come visit this weekend.
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- I'd like that.
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- Yeah, we actually have to get
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to that Husky Boys shoot.
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I know it's just small potatoes, but--
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- Ah, small potatoes, big potatoes.
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Hey, it's food on the table.
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Proud of you.
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- Thanks, Dad.
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- You know, there's something
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I've been wanting to tell you.
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The meeting at Hudson's?
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- Yeah.
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- Yeah.
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- Wasn't my shit.
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- I think that actually makes it worse, Dad.
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- Yeah.
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- Hmm.
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Well, Sam.
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- Hank.
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- Son. - Dad.
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- Love you. - Love you too.
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- Yeah.
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- I mean, that makes it worse, doesn't it?
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- Yeah, no, that's what I told him.
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That's exactly what I told him.
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- Husky Jeans, skinny prices.
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- Yup, I mean, that's it.
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- Thanks, Dad.
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- I'll send you a bill.
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See you in the funny pages.
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- Yeah.
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It was actually a great day.
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It's like we were spending time with the best version of my dad.
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There was no anger, fits of rage, paranoia.
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- Hey, hey, hey, hey! - Fecal hoarding.
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- Hank! Hey, Hank! Come on! - Come on, Hank!
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- Maybe he is actually getting better.
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I'm gonna talk to doctors this week,
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see if he can get out.
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He could maybe even come and help us out
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a few times a week in the office.
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- That'd be great. - It'd be awesome.
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- Hey, can I buy you breakfast?
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- No, you can't, 'cause I'm buying you breakfast.
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- Don't do that, Tim.
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You know, when you don't let me pay for stuff,
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it's like your way of controlling me.
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I'm being nice.
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- Yeah, right.
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- How's buying you breakfast not nice?
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- Don't do this, man! - Tim, it's systemic racism.
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- We're fat, man! Come on, slow down.
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- You know, I have to say something.
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I didn't particularly like that joke. I love my wife.
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- Well, sure, kid. I was just-- - I respect her.
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And before I tell a joke, I like to ask myself,
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"If she was sitting right next to me, would I tell this joke?"
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That comment crossed the line. I don't think it was very funny.
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