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Detroiters

Season 1, Episode 8 — Dream Cruise

TMDB episode metadata

Show: Detroiters

Episode title: Dream Cruise

Air date: March 28, 2017

Top billed cast: Sam Richardson, Tim Robinson

When their employees threaten to quit due to a lack of health insurance, Tim and Sam try to collect the money that they're owed from previous jobs. Guest starring Cecily Strong and Michael Che.

Source: TMDB

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*

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- Good morning, Detroit.

detroit morning

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Get your hot rods ready because this weekend

ready weekend

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is the famous Woodward Dream Cruise.

cruise dream dream-cruise famous woodward

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Our own Harvey Bart is spending the day

harvey spending

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soaking up all the action.

action soaking

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Let's see how he's doing. Harvey.

harvey

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- Good morning, Nadine.

morning

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Well, somebody pinch me 'cause I am

pinch somebody

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definitely dreaming down here at the Dream Cruise.

cruise dream dream-cruise dreaming

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So many fun people,

fun

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so many great cars all driving

cars driving

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up and down the street like they do here every year.

street

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So much fun.

fun

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Not much else is happening,

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just people driving up and down the street.

driving street

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- We're gonna cut you off right there.

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Thanks, Harvey.

harvey thanks

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Later in the hour,

hour

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celebrity chef Margaret Peretti

celebrity chef margaret

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will join us to show us how to make

join

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some fun '50s-inspired dishes

dishes fun inspired

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as well as apologize

apologize

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for her now-infamous

infamous

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anti-Semitic rant from last week.

anti anti-semitic rant semitic week

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But first, we have with us two local admen

local

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who started their own T-shirt company.

company shirt started

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Tim Cramblin and Sam Duvet, welcome.

cramblin duvet welcome

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- Thanks for having us on the show, Nadine.

having thanks

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- We watch you all the time.

watch

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- Oh, Thanks. Now--

thanks

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- Not--not like in a stalker way

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'cause, you know--

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not like a person who's, like, obsessed.

obsessed person

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- Chill out. - Yeah, I know. I'm sorry.

chill

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- Don't touch her. - I won't. It's not--

touch

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- Tell us about the T-shirts.

shirts

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- Well, it seems like everywhere you go these days,

days seems

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you see T-shirts with Detroit slogans on them.

detroit shirts

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- Psh, you said it, Tim.

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You may be familiar with "Detroit vs. Everybody."

detroit everybody familiar

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- Just the best.

best

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- And "Detroit Hustles Harder."

detroit harder

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- You can't beat it.

beat

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- You sure can't, which is why

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we're proud to present to you

present proud

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our very own T-shirt, "De-two-roit."

roit shirt

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- And we'd like to thank our crew members

crew members

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Lea and Tommy Pencils

pencils tommy

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for modeling our "De-two-roit" T-shirts today.

modeling roit shirts today

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Uh, take it easy on Tommy. He's a little nervous.

easy nervous tommy

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He's not used to being in front of the camera for a change.

camera change front used

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- Well, I got to be honest, guys.

honest

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I don't get it.

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It looks like you put a 2

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where the T should be.

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- Uh, no, not looks like. That's what we did.

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- Yeah, so now it's "De-two-roit."

roit

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- "De-two-roit."

roit

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But why?

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- That can best be explained by a freestyle rap

best explained

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performed by Lea and Tommy Pencils.

pencils tommy

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- Sounds like fun.

fun sounds

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Lea, Tommy Pencils, take it away.

pencils tommy

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- * If you're in the market for a cool T-shirt *

cool market shirt

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- Uh...uh... - Oh, no.

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- * If you're in the market for a cool T-shirt *

cool market shirt

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- Yes, this is live.

live

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- But on a commercial break.

break commercial

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- No, he can do it. - Yeah, lead him in again, Lea.

lead

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- * If you're in the market for a cool T-shirt *

cool market shirt

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- Uh...uh...

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- Oh, oh, oh, oh!

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- Oh, no! - Oh, my goodness.

goodness

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Assholes.

assholes

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- * Next time

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* When they ask you

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* Where you're from *

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* You gon' say Detroit city *

city detroit detroit-city

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* When we get back on our feet, yeah *

feet

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* Yeah

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- Morning, Sheila.

morning morning-sheila sheila

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Where you going?

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I don't feel well.

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I'm going to go home and lay down.

home

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- Then why are you dressed like a Pink Lady?

dressed lady pink

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Are you going to the Woodward Dream Cruise?

cruise dream dream-cruise woodward

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- All right, well, have fun.

fun

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I mean feel better.

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*

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- They bought it.

bought

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- Heard her.

heard

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- She said it out loud.

loud

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- I heard you, bud.

heard

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There she is.

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- The doctor says our insurance lapsed

doctor insurance

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because you two haven't been paying the premiums.

paying

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- Lea, insurance is for suckers and for chumps.

chumps insurance suckers

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Everybody knows that. - Mm-hmm.

everybody everybody-knows knows

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- Well, this is how much you owe.

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- Ooh.

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That's ridiculous.

ridiculous

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Lea, if we had that much money,

money

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this place would be wall-to-wall pinball machines.

machines place wall

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- And a skee ball machine for exercise.

ball exercise machine

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- Mm-hmm. - Reactivate the insurance,

insurance

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or I'm gonna have to quit and get another job.

another quit

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- You know, I really hate to pile on here,

hate pile

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but if Lea goes, I go.

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- I worked here 30 years.

worked years

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Your dad hired me, and I stand with Lea.

hired stand

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If you lose her, you lose me.

lose

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- I don't even know you.

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- We didn't even know you were here.

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- All's I'm saying is, if Lea goes, then I go.

alls

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- Go.

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- Well, I'm sorry it had to end like this.

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*

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Okay, Lea, let's go.

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I'm not leaving.

leaving

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- Okay, well, uh, I guess I'm leaving.

leaving

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Who's coming with me?

coming

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Anybody?

anybody

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Sam?

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- Psh, buddy, no way.

buddy

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- Very well.

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*

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- Oh, thanks for having our backs on that, Lea.

backs having thanks

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- Well, that settles that.

settles

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- Everything's not settled. - Okay, look.

everythings settled

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We'll find the money. Just give us a week.

money week

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- A month would be great.

month

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- I'll give you till 5:00 tonight,

till tonight

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or I'm gonna walk out of here just like Wallace.

walk wallace

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- I'm Wallace!

wallace

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- Get out of here, man! - Jesus, man, just go!

jesus

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- We'll find the money, Lea. - Trust us.

money trust

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- * If you're in the market *

market

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* For a cool T-shirt

cool shirt

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* A "De-two-roit" one couldn't hurt *

hurt roit

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- Now he can do it.

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- I mean, Tommy, we love ya,

love tommy

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but you're too little, too late.

late

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- Yeah, and I wouldn't fall asleep tonight.

asleep fall fall-asleep tonight

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You may have a concussion. - You definitely do.

concussion

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- Yeah, man.

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*

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- Okay, I made a list

list

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of every client that owes us money.

client money owes

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- Do we really have to do this?

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It's so uncomfortable.

uncomfortable

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- Yes, we do. It's for Lea.

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She's like family.

family

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- You're right. Let's do this.

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- Well, I don't think you need that bat.

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- I don't think you need those knuckles.

knuckles

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Put it down first.

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- You put yours down first.

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both: Same time.

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*

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- All right, let's go.

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- All right, first up, Devereux Wigs.

devereux devereux-wigs wigs

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- * Ooh, Devereux

devereux

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- Devereux Wigs.

devereux devereux-wigs wigs

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- * Ooh, Devereux

devereux

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- Devereux Wigs.

devereux devereux-wigs wigs

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- * Ooh, Devereux

devereux

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- Devereux Wigs.

devereux devereux-wigs wigs

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We guarantee our wigs

guarantee wigs

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are no longer made from hair off dead bodies.

bodies dead dead-bodies hair longer

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- Rhonda Devereux is the devil!

devereux devil rhonda

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I can't pay you any money.

money

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No one's bought a wig since they found out

bought found ones

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we used hair from dead bodies.

bodies dead dead-bodies hair used

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- You're a monster!

monster

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- I don't use dead people hair anymore.

anymore dead hair

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Who's the monster?

monster

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Me for shaving the hair off corpses

corpses hair shaving

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or the rest of the world

rest world

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for burying that silky hair underground

burying hair underground

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where no one can use it?

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- Well, I mean, we did the work.

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You have to pay us.

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- I'm sorry. I could pay you in wigs.

wigs

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- Rhonda, is the hair made from dead people?

dead hair rhonda

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No.

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- Oh! Rhonda! - Oh, no, no.

rhonda

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That's from a skunk.

skunk

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- I was supposed to marry Shane Battier.

marry shane supposed

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I'm not supposed to be scalping skunks.

supposed

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- I don't think you're ever supposed to scalp a skunk.

scalp skunk supposed

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- Yeah, and it's not an either/or

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between scalping a skunk and marrying Shane Battier.

marrying shane skunk

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Who's next? - Cash for Copper.

cash copper

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both: Cash for your copper.

cash copper

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- Do you have copper just laying around?

copper laying

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- We will give you cash for your copper.

cash copper

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- Do you know a place where copper is just laying around?

copper laying place

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- We will give you cash for your copper.

cash copper

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- If you should happen to find copper

copper happen

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in someone else's walls or in a city fountain,

city elses fountain walls

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can we give you cash for that?

cash

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- Well, legally, we can't say yeah.

legally

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- But what we can do is wink.

wink

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Sorry, guys. We just can't pay you.

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Are you sure?

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- Yeah, man, this might actually be

might

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one of our worst years ever...

worst years

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on the books.

books

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- Yeah, we ain't seeing no profits...

aint profits seeing

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on the books.

books

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- Yeah, we might even be showing

might showing

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some losses... on the books.

books losses

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- We are in debt

debt

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up to our asses...

asses

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on the books.

books

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- So you can see how it would be

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incongruous if we paid you...

paid

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on the books.

books

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- What we can do is meaningfully look in the direction

direction

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of that big fat envelope over there

envelope

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and just walk away.

walk

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- Aw, tough break, man. I feel bad for them.

break tough tough-break

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- I don't. You got to get paid for the work you do.

paid

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- That's true. - If it don't make money,

money

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it don't make sense.

sense

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- Sam, we have to go to that improv place

improv place

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so you can shout out suggestions.

shout suggestions

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- They're just gonna boo me again.

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- Pete the Plumber.

pete plumber

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- But he said next time he sees us, he's gonna kill us.

kill sees

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- Well, we have to try.

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- If you got a plumbing problem, call me, Pete the Plumber.

pete plumber plumbing problem

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I'll take care of everything,

care

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like leaky faucets,

leaky

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rusty pipes,

pipes rusty

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water heaters,

heaters water

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and toilets.

toilets

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- We need our money.

money

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- Bro, you showed a shit.

showed

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- You showed a shit, bro.

showed

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- Listen, contracts were signed. Services were delivered.

contracts delivered services signed

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I mean, business is business.

business

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It's not personal.

personal

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- That's how you laugh, bro.

laugh

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- That is how you laugh, Sam.

laugh

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- That's how you laugh, Tim.

laugh

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- Ha-ha-ha! Huh-huh-huh!

↓

Hey!

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Get out of here with these stupid-ass T-shirts.

shirts stupid

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- Oh, no, these aren't stupid, and they're for sale.

sale stupid

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- They don't make sense. - Actually, they do.

sense

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It's a play on the word "Detroit."

detroit word

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- Yeah. - It's...

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both: "De-two-roit."

roit

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- Oh.

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- Seems like everywhere you go,

seems

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you see shirts with Detroit slogans.

detroit shirts

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Okay. Who's next?

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- Our last hope,

hope

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Roz Chunks, the mom attorney.

attorney chunks

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Hey, Linda, is Roz at the office or in court today?

court linda office today

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Oh, she is

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Yeah, no, you too.

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Hey, bye, Linda.

linda

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- Man, you and Linda, I swear.

linda swear

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- Shut up.

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- Linda said that Roz is out at her place in Royal Oak

linda place royal

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'cause she had a double colonoscopy yesterday.

colonoscopy double yesterday

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- Man, Linda just tells you everything, man.

linda tells

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- Can you forget about Linda and just head to Royal Oak?

forget head linda royal

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If Roz pays up, we should have enough.

pays

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You know, it's getting late. We should book it.

book late

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- With pleasure, my friend.

friend pleasure

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Oh, no.

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- Dream Cruise.

cruise dream dream-cruise

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*

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- I mean, can't we just cut through Vinsetta?

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- No. All the roads are blocked off.

blocked roads

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Plus, it would take too long to go back and go around.

plus

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We got to just go through.

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- Whoa! Whoa, whoa!

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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- What are you doing with this piece of junk here?

junk piece

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This is the Dream Cruise.

cruise dream dream-cruise

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Back it up. Get this shit out of here.

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- You back it up. - You back it up.

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- You back it up. - Your shirts are stupid.

shirts stupid

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Okay, pal, let's put some tits on this puppy.

puppy tits

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* Putting lipstick on a turd

lipstick putting turd

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* Putting makeup on a shit

makeup putting

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* Put a dress on a dookie

dookie dress

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* Then I'm kissing it *

kissing

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* Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

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- * Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

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- * Lipstick on a turd *

lipstick turd

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- * Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

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- * Haven't you heard *

heard

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* I'm putting lipstick on a turd *

lipstick putting turd

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*

↓

*

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- All right, yeah!

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- Yeah! Whoo!

whoo

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- Dream Cruise, baby!

baby cruise dream dream-cruise

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- She cleans up okay!

cleans

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*

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- * Lipstick on a turd *

lipstick turd

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- * Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

↓

- * Lipstick on a turd *

lipstick turd

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- * Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

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- * Haven't you heard *

heard

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- Oh, there's Sheila and Fletcher

fletcher sheila

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and his Diamond Dogs.

diamond dogs

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- She loves them bad boys, man.

boys loves

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- Nothing but trouble.

trouble

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- Just go out with a nice man.

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Why do they all have to be rebels?

rebels

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*

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- * Lipstick on a turd

lipstick turd

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- Well, all right, let's get this money

money

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from Roz Chunks, the mom lawyer.

chunks lawyer

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- Have you been injured or wronged?

injured wronged

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Convicted of DUI?

convicted

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Accused of murder

accused murder

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or had murder attempted onto you?

attempted murder

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Call me, Roz Chunks,

chunks

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and remember, I'm not just a lawyer.

lawyer remember

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I'm a mama.

mama

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Can we take a break, son?

break

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- Up yours, Roz Chunks!

chunks

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- Well, you raise 'em from a pup,

raise

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they grow up to be a dog.

grow

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You know, what can you do?

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- Any form of discipline. - Talk to him.

discipline form

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Hit him. - I mean anything.

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- I really would love to help you.

love

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You know that. I just--I don't have the money.

money

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See, my kid just learned how to masturbate,

learned masturbate

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so you know what that means.

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- No, I definitely don't. - I absolutely do not.

absolutely

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- Well, long story short,

short story story-short

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he got sent home from camp for being "disruptive,"

camp home sent

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as the nuns put it.

nuns

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- Well, you really don't have to get into it.

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- You know, I don't want

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to discourage him or, like, shame him,

shame

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make him think he's doing, like, a bad thing, you know.

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It's just the way he does it.

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It's wrong.

↓

You know, it's just, like, the dead-eye stare

dead stare

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and his little shuffling feet

feet

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and yelling when he busts.

yelling

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He's already gone through all of his soccer socks,

gone soccer socks

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moved on to shin pads.

moved pads

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- Shin pads. - Well, anyway,

pads

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little tugger got ahold of my credit card

ahold card credit credit-card

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and signed up for some pretty expensive pay-to-play sites,

expensive signed sites

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and I didn't--you know, I didn't say anything at first

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'cause it was all that, like--

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it was granny fanny kind of stuff,

fanny granny stuff

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and his gram-gram had just passed.

gram gram-gram passed

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- Oh, sorry for your loss. - Oh, it wasn't my mother.

loss mother

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So I just--I didn't want to, you know,

↓

interrupt his grieving process

grieving interrupt process

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or whatever, so I ignored it.

ignored

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- Well, you know, since you don't have the money,

money

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we're just gonna take--

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- It must have worked, too, 'cause, you know,

must worked

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then I see he's going on all these,

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like, obscure sites, you know--

obscure sites

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- Well, gonna be hell getting back.

↓

- Yeah, well, if it was the cartoon stuff,

cartoon stuff

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I'd understand, right?

↓

'Cause that's for kids, you know.

kids

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You got, like, a jacked Ned Flanders

jacked

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just reaming Marge Simpson

marge simpson

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or, like--or, like, Bart doing Lisa

lisa

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with a huge dripping hog.

dripping huge

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It's funny 'cause, like,

funny

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you know it's incest, but it's okay

↓

'cause they're cartoons, right?

cartoons

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Groundskeeper Willie's always in there somewhere.

willies

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He's got--he's got a pretty nice piece too.

piece

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Who else? Who else?

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- Milhouse. - Sure, yeah, Milhouse.

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Glasses, ripped shirt, huge dripping hog,

dripping glasses huge ripped shirt

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blue pubes everywhere.

blue pubes

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Yup.

↓

- Well, it's fine you don't have the money.

money

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- Yeah, we understand.

↓

- Hey, bud,

↓

I'll give you ten bucks

bucks

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for one of these T-shirts.

shirts

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- Oh, absolutely.

absolutely

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I'm glad you like 'em.

glad

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Finally, someone appreciates our humorous fashion.

fashion finally

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- Hmm. - It ain't for fashion, buddy.

aint buddy fashion

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I'm gonna bust a nut in this.

bust

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- Ugh, little rascal. What can you do?

rascal

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- Any form of discipline, honestly.

discipline form

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- Hit him.

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How are we gonna turn this $10 into what we need?

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*

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- Ouch!

ouch

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You scratched my neck, man! That's assault!

assault neck scratched

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- Sir, I've got you on camera, all right?

camera

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You assaulted my friend.

assaulted friend

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What's your name, bro?

name

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- Ah, it's not even red.

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- Shoot.

shoot

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- I can't believe we turned $10 into $7,400.

believe turned

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- I know.

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I can't believe you lost it on one spin.

believe lost spin

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- I was on a roll.

roll

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- You bet on green.

green

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- Bah! Well, you tried to flip the table over.

flip table tried

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- It was so frickin' heavy. - Yeah, I know.

frickin heavy

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That's why I tried to karate chop it in half.

chop half karate tried

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*

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- Well, that's it.

↓

We failed.

failed

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Lea's gonna quit,

quit

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and the only T-shirt we sold is now a little bully's nut rag.

shirt sold

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Go ahead, Sam. Try and cheer me up.

ahead cheer go-ahead

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- No can do, my number one pal.

number

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We chunked it, and we chunked it hard.

hard

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- Well, let's go tell her.

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- Hey. - Oh!

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- I'm sorry to bother you,

bother

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but I know how important Lea is to you guys,

↓

so I came in to crunch some numbers,

crunch numbers

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and it turns out that with my salary off the books,

books salary turns

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you cleared enough money to pay the insurance premium.

cleared insurance money premium

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- Awesome! - Oh, that's great. Thanks!

awesome thanks

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- Yeah, I thought that would make you happy.

happy

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So?

↓

- Well, I solved the problem.

problem solved

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I'm an asset to the company. I proved my worth.

asset company proved worth

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- You also proved that we can't afford to hire you back.

afford hire proved

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- Oh, Wallace, you idiot.

idiot wallace

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*

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- I feel bad for him. - Yeah, I know.

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He really saved the day.

saved

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- He did. - Lea, guess what.

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- We got your insurance.

insurance

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You can stay.

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- We saved the day.

saved

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- That's actually really cool of you guys.

cool

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Thanks. - Come on in here, girl.

girl thanks

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Come on. Come on, now.

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- Get in here, little stinker.

stinker

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Don't be a little stinker.

stinker

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- Mm, you little stinker.

stinker

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- Lea, were you really gonna quit?

quit

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- Yeah. - Oh, well,

↓

you don't have to now, so come on.

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Come on. Get a little huggy.

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- Come on. - Little huggy in there.

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- We love you. - We love you so much.

love

↓

- Got to know we love you.

love

↓

We definitely love you.

love

↓

- I'm sure gon' miss this place.

miss place

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- Get...out of here, man! - Get out of here, man.

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What are you still doing here?

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- I'm done with it! - Don't make me say it again.

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It's gonna get ugly.

ugly

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- Go!

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[indistinct speech over P.A. system]

indistinct speech system

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- You know, I'm really glad we got insurance.

glad insurance

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I haven't been to the doctor in ten years.

doctor years

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Not since Spuds MacKenzie bit me at Autorama.

mackenzie

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- Well, you tried to take off his sunglasses.

sunglasses tried

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- He frickin' freaked.

freaked frickin

↓

- I'm so scared.

scared

↓

What's gonna happen when we go in there?

happen

↓

- I have no idea.

idea

↓

- I hope the doctor's hot like Terry Bradshaw.

doctors hope terry

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- Sam Duvet.

duvet

↓

- See ya, bud. - Yeah.

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- I'd say I'm good for about 10 or 12.

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- You drink 10 or 12 beers a day?

beers drink

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- Yes, of course.

course

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- Pff...

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- You're still counting.

counting

↓

- Yeah, I can just do 'em like this.

↓

- Yeah.

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- How many hot dogs do you eat in a day, Tim?

dogs

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- I'd rather not answer that. Thank you, though.

answer

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- Not exactly.

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Why are you bringing this up?

bringing

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- Well, you have mustard on your shirt,

mustard shirt

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and frankly, your burps reek of hot dogs.

burps dogs frankly

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- I had a hot dog bowl earlier today.

bowl today

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Yes, I did.

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- It's like a burrito bowl,

bowl burrito

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but it's chopped-up hot dogs in a big old bread bowl.

bowl bread chopped dogs

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- So like a much larger, less healthy hot dog?

healthy larger less

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I'm starving.

starving

↓

- Oh, it's fine.

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Can you tell me what these are?

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- Looks like you've got a Vicodin,

vicodin

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Lipitor, two Percocet,

↓

half a Pepto Bismol, and a green M&M.

green half

↓

Why would you do that?

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Oh, no.

↓

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.

↓

Oh, my God.

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- I think I'm pregnant.

pregnant

↓

I'm late.

late

↓

- Ma'am, I don't think you can have a baby.

baby maam

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- You're telling me!

telling

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My parents would kill me.

kill parents

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Now, let's do this.

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Where are the stirrups?

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- Whoa, whoa, whoa. Whoa.

whoa whoa-whoa whoa-whoa-whoa

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- I can't have a baby!

baby

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I'm a dancer!

dancer

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- Cheryl!

cheryl

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