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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 14, Episode 2 — Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool

Air date: October 02, 2019

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

The Gang finds themselves in the middle of a focus group after a screening of Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool. They are determined to restore glory and traditional American values back into the franchise, even if it involves sabotage.

Source: TMDB

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I hope they don't show us

hope

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some boring art house movie.

boring house movie

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Well, the title of the movie is terrible.

movie title

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I mean, Focus Group? What is that?

focus focus-group group

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Focus Group isn't the title of the movie.

focus focus-group group movie title

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- We're in a focus group. - Huh?

focus focus-group group

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Charlie, we're here to watch, analyze, critique,

analyze charlie watch

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and then, most importantly, judge

importantly judge

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whatever film we're gonna be shown.

film shown

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Uh, these filmmakers... they need valuable input,

input valuable

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and we have been carefully selected to provide it.

carefully provide selected

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We were walking out of the mall,

mall walking

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and they offered us Red Lobster gift cards.

cards gift gift-cards lobster offered

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Nevertheless, you know, they've chosen wisely.

chosen wisely

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Uh, good afternoon, everyone.

afternoon

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I-I want to thank you for joining us today.

joining today

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Now, your feedback is very important to us.

feedback

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- Sweet. - I'm sorry.

sweet

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I'm just a little confused here,

confused

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'cause I can't follow this movie.

follow movie

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The movie hasn't started yet.

movie started

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Yeah, uh, Moderator, not to worry.

worry

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I-I just want to assure you that your movie is in good hands.

assure hands movie

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Y-You've chosen wisely.

chosen wisely

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See, I, myself, am a prolific filmmaker.

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In fact, while you don't thrill me,

fact thrill

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I might even consider you for one of my roles.

consider might roles

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Well, thank you, um, but I'm not really a performer.

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I'll get a performance out of you.

performance

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- Uh, where will we appear in the credits? - In the credits?

appear credits

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- Are we gonna be at the front? - Yeah, for our contribution.

contribution front

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- Sort of the beginning of the film, or...? - Yeah.

beginning film

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Well, you-you will not be.

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But your opinions are valuable to us.

opinions valuable

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- And you're gonna get a lot of them. - Oh, yeah.

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I'm already tearing this entire experience apart.

apart entire experience tearing

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- As am I. - Me, too.

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- Why don't we just start? - I'll tell you what. Why don't you

start

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- just go ahead and show us - Let's just, let's see.

ahead go-ahead

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whatever piece of shit you're gonna show us, you know,

piece

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- Yeah. - so we can tear it apart and get out to Red Lobster?

apart lobster tear

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- Yeah, I'm hungry. - Okay.

hungry

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So the title of the film is...

film title

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Thunder Gun 4: Maximum Cool.

cool maximum thunder

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- Oh! - What?!

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- Really?! - Holy...

holy

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_

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Uh... uh...

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What was that?

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I, uh... I'm not sure.

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- Uh... - I-I was totally lost.

lost

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Did they make Thunder Gun bad?

thunder

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- Yeah. - Okay. So,

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that was our movie.

movie

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Now, clearly, the film is not done,

film

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but still a work in progress.

progress

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- Oh. - Oh, thank God!

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- Okay, great. - Oh, Jesus.

jesus

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Okay, so let's adjourn to the conference room to begin our session.

begin conference conference-room room session

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- Let's get into it. Yeah. - Yeah. Let's-let's fix it.

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- We can, uh, we can fix it. - Oh, yeah.

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Okay, why don't we just

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break it down, act by act?

break

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I'll play back a scene from the first act,

scene

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and then we can discuss.

discuss

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- Yeah, okay. All right. - Okay.

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* Train roll on... *

roll train

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- Excuse me. - * On down the line... *

excuse line

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Is your name John? John ThunderGun?

john name thundergun

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Mm. Maybe once.

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Not anymore.

anymore

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I'm Dr. Ling.

ling

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This is my assistant Max.

assistant

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I'm head of research and development for Com-Tec.

development head research

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We need your help.

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Why?

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You got a bottle of whiskey that needs draining?

bottle draining needs whiskey

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A man named Colonel Washington has stolen a formula

colonel formula named stolen washington

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from our lab.

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In the wrong hands, this formula could be used

formula hands used

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as a powerful weapon.

powerful weapon

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A weapon that could destroy millions of lives.

destroy lives millions weapon

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We need it back, but he wants something from us.

wants

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Oh, yeah? What's that?

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Not what, but who.

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I am Colonel Washington.

colonel washington

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You know my reputation, so you'll give me what I seek.

reputation seek

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Where is ThunderGun?

thundergun

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Right here.

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Me.

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I am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I am ThunderGun!

thundergun

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I am ThunderGun!

thundergun

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I am ThunderGun! I am ThunderGun!

thundergun

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I am...

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Okay, who has questions about the setup?

questions setup

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- Mm. - Oh.

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- Me, me, me, me! - Yeah.

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- Um, let's start with you. - What's being set up?

start

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Um... the entire movie.

entire movie

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The, uh...

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So, the main characters, the story, the villain.

characters main story villain

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That's where you lost me. Who's the bad guy?

lost

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Well, Colonel Washington, obviously.

colonel obviously washington

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That's not clear.

clear

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In the old movies, the good guy wore white,

movies white wore

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the bad guy wore black, or was black.

black wore

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Well, depending on the hero.

depending hero

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Right? It's-it's not a racial thing.

racial

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- Mm. - It's about opposites.

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See, I want the bad guy to be different than me

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- so I know why I hate him. - Mm-hmm.

hate

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- Mm. - I hate people who are different than me.

hate

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Mm-hmm. Yeah. Like Rocky one.

rocky

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Bad guy was black.

black

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Rocky II... another black guy.

another another-black black rocky

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Rocky III... different black guy with a mohawk.

black rocky

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- Right. - Yeah, but in Die Hard,

hard

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- the bad guy was foreign, right? - Hmm.

foreign

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- Yeah. - So I know why I hate him.

hate

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- There we go. - Yeah.

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People hate foreigners.

foreigners hate

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- Right. - Yeah, we hate them. - Right? So in Thunder Gun,

hate thunder

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you don't have to do any reshoots, right?

reshoots

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- Yeah. - Don't-don't make him black.

black

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- Just give him an accent. - What kind of accent?

accent

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What about Australian? That's pretty foreign.

foreign

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No, that's not gonna work.

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'Cause they're white.

white

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No, because they're fun.

fun

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They're a very fun group of people, right? I mean...

fun group

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- Yeah. - Try to hate an Australian.

hate

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- It's impossible. - A bunch of rapscallions.

bunch impossible

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- Little rascals. - Ooh, but French, though.

french rascals

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- French. - Ugh.

french

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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Snobby. Snobby, yes.

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Yes, yes. You will definitely dislike him,

dislike

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but you won't fear him because he's most likely a pussy.

fear likely pussy

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- Oh. - Right. - That's right.

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- Not scary. Not scary. - Right, right.

scary

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When in doubt,

doubt

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- go Eastern European, right? - Right.

eastern eastern-european european

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- That's a classically evil part of the world. - Uh-huh.

evil part world

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- There you go. - That'd work.

thatd

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You know, let's talk a bit about the female character.

character female

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- Nah. - Do we have to?

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- I would love to. - The studio needs

love needs studio

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a female perspective.

female perspective

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What did you think of Dr. Ling?

ling

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Oh, I think she sucks. First of all, she comes in

comes sucks

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with a whole plan, like she's starting the movie.

movie plan starting whole whole-plan

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So, you... you want the female characters to have less agency?

agency characters female less

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Yeah. Look, I feel bad enough about myself as is.

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I don't need some super hot, funny, smart chick doing, like,

chick funny smart super

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roundhouse kicks and cracking computer codes

codes computer cracking kicks roundhouse

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- to make me feel worse. - Mm. Mm-hmm.

worse

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No. No. I-I like the women of the old Thunder Gun days, right?

days thunder women

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Bed 'em and dead 'em.

dead

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Look, first act, he meets a lady.

lady meets

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She's super hot, but I'm smarter, right?

smarter super

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And then he bangs her, and she gets dead.

bangs dead

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And-and later on, he meets someone.

meets

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All right, this one's smart, I'll give her that,

ones smart

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but I'm funnier.

funnier

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You know what I mean?

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He bangs her, she gets dead, and then,

bangs dead

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and in the end, he falls in love with an ugly one,

falls love ugly

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and who cares about that? I don't care about that.

care cares

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And then she gets dead, and that sets up

dead sets

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for the next movie, and I'm all in.

movie

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Because all of the women are dead.

dead women

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You know? No competition.

competition

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- Oh, that's a good point. Yeah. - Yeah.

point

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- Right? - Okay, yeah. Write that down.

write

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- Women hate women. - I...

hate hate-women women

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I think the studio was trying to get away

studio

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from the female character just acting

acting character female

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as a plot device or a sex trophy.

device plot trophy

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- Ah, but, yeah, why? - Why?

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- But that works. - Okay, let's move past this.

past works

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Let's take it into the second act with this next clip.

clip second

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I'm sorry I dragged you into this, ThunderGun.

dragged thundergun

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Don't lose hope.

hope lose

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We may get out of this yet.

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But if we don't,

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I think there's something I should tell you.

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We've met before.

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Detroit.

detroit

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Winter.

winter

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At a bar.

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I went home with you.

home

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The next morning, you were gone,

gone morning

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and I never heard from you again.

heard

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I'm sorry if I hurt you.

hurt

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I never was good at being tied down.

tied

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No, it's not that. It's just...

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My assistant.

assistant

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You know Max.

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Well, he's not just my assistant.

assistant

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He's my son.

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- Are you trying to tell me... - Yes, John.

john

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He's your son, too.

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Max is your son.

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Okay.

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So, this is the midpoint twist.

twist

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What is?

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Um, ThunderGun finding out he has a son.

finding thundergun

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- Mm-hmm. - He has a son?

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Yes.

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But how is this the twist?

twist

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I mean, because he's got a kid?

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I mean, he's probably got a thousand kids,

kids thousand

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all the raw-dog loads he drops.

drops loads

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I don't know what "raw-dog loads" are.

loads

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Sorry for him. But my disgusting friend

disgusting friend

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does bring up a good point.

bring point

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I mean, every Thunder Gun movie

movie thunder

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has at least one very tasteful yet very erotic sex scene in it,

erotic least scene tasteful

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- and this had none. - Mm.

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Yeah. I've... I've been waiting for the right time

waiting

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to bring this up, but I feel like we need to address

address bring

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the elephant in the room, no?

elephant room

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- Yeah, this is a big one for us. - Might as well.

might

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- I've been thinking about it. - Might as well. - Yeah.

might thinking

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Okay, so...

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where's the dong?

dong

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The-the dong?

dong

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- The dong. - Yeah, yeah.

dong

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Yeah, the dong. The dong.

dong

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John ThunderGun has hung dong

dong hung john thundergun

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in every chapter of this saga.

chapter

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And, well, I just watched 90 minutes of one,

minutes watched

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and yet not one hang.

hang

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Well, I think that the studio was thinking

studio thinking

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the gratuitous nudity was maybe a bit much.

nudity

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- Fuck you. -Bullshit!

bullshit fuck

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- Bullshit! - This is exactly the type of Hollywood bullshit

bullshit hollywood type

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- that America is sick of. - What are you talking about?

america sick

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Hollywood's completely out of touch.

completely touch

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- So out of touch with what people want! - Don't you want to give people

touch

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- what people actually want? - There's a bigger issue here.

bigger issue

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Movies are different now.

movies

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You lost a sense of community.

community lost sense

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Interesting. Go on.

interesting

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Look, years ago, before the Internet,

internet years

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we would all go out to the movies together.

movies

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Yes. This is exactly what studios

studios

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are trying to bring back. A-An event.

bring event

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- A place we can all go to enjoy as a community. - Yeah.

community enjoy place

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I mean, it used to be

used

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you give the creep-show at the window a couple of bucks,

bucks couple creep window

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you could spend all day in there popping off.

popping spend

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And the joy of it was that there were people popping off

popping

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at the same time.

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I mean, n-not that you looked

looked

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at each other. It was dark.

dark

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You weren't looking for the gay thing.

looking

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But it gave you a sense of something bigger than yourself.

bigger sense

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Now, they... you know,

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got rid of all these movie theaters.

movie movie-theaters theaters

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They're taking all the sex out of the movies.

movies

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And what am I supposed to do?

supposed

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Go home, turn the lights off and pop off in front of Charlie?

charlie front home lights

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No, thanks.

thanks

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I'm sorry.

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Are you talking about pornography theaters?

pornography theaters

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I'm talking about community, honey.

community honey

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Right. E... Uh, yeah, even if the studios

studios

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wanted to put back in the nudity,

nudity wanted

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they couldn't because of the new rating.

rating

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Wh-What do you mean, the new rating?

rating

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Thunder Gun: Maximum Cool will be rated PG-13.

cool maximum rated thunder

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What?

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Now, that's quite a midpoint twist.

twist

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They did it! They did.

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They ruined everything with this PC bullshit.

bullshit ruined

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Straight white men can't have anything anymore.

anymore straight white

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Men? Look, don't forget white women.

forget white white-women women

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We got completely passed over.

completely passed

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Yeah, and I can't follow any of this.

follow

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We're feeling a lot of outrage right now, you know,

feeling outrage

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because we want something, and we know we deserve it,

deserve

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- but we're not getting it. - Mm.

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I'm mad, but I don't know at what anymore.

anymore

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That's what it is!

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That's what it is! I'm pissed!

pissed

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- Aah! I'm mad. - Listen, listen.

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Our way of life is changing,

changing life

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- and that's scary. - Right.

scary

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- We don't want to change. - Oh, that makes me so angry.

angry change makes

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- Makes me mad. - I want to cling

makes

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to the way things were, but they're done.

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- Let's get out of here. - Let's run from this.

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- We'll run from it. - Wait, wait, wait,

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- wait, wait. - Do we have to, legally?

legally

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Guys, we can't run. Come on.

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What's ThunderGun's slogan?

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"No hesitation, no surrender, no man left behind."

behind hesitation left left-behind surrender

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Did we leave a guy in there, though?

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Goddamn right we did, Charlie,

charlie goddamn

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and his name is John ThunderGun.

john name thundergun

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Like it or not, we have a civic duty to uphold.

duty uphold

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We owe it to ourselves, to ThunderGun,

thundergun

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and to movie audiences all over the world

audiences movie world

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to put a stop to this liberal, PC bullshit.

bullshit liberal

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Mm-hmm. - But I think we have been selected

selected

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for a cosmic reason here; to put an end to this.

cosmic reason

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To not pull our punches.

pull punches

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To save the dong.

dong save

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Save the dong.

dong save

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- Save the dong. - Save the dong.

dong save

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- I agree. - Oh, for God's sakes.

agree gods gods-sakes sakes

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- This is why you don't include women. - Are you kidding me?!

include kidding women

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What?!

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Don't you see that there was a rhythm?

rhythm

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- Like a cinematic rhythm. - Oh, let's do it again.

cinematic rhythm

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- Let's do it again. - No way. No way!

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- I get it now. - You-you can't...

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You can't give women the zingers.

women

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Now, you listen here, you goddamn Hollywood communist.

communist goddamn hollywood

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I live in Roxborough.

live

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Again, I didn't make this movie.

movie

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Listen to me, listen to me. If you start to strip sex

start strip

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out of our communities, out of our culture

culture

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and-and even our art,

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not only do you isolate people, but you create an oppression

create oppression

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disguised as morality.

morality

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I mean, the... the Thunder Gun series

series thunder

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has always been groundbreaking in so many ways,

ways

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notwithstanding the recognition of an inequality

recognition

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that was present in cinema since its beginning days.

beginning days present

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The objectifying of the female form. I mean,

female form

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with Thunder Gun, a great injustice was rectified. Okay?

injustice thunder

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Fairness of the sexes.

fairness

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A unification of the human condition.

condition human

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I'm sorry, is this still about the flaccid penis

flaccid penis

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you'd like to see?

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You're goddamn right!

goddamn

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- Yeah. - We want to see it.

↓

Yes, we want to see the man's dick, but...

dick mans

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I guess what I'm saying is that it's no longer

longer

↓

just about gratuitous boobs,

boobs

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it's also about gratuitous penis.

penis

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I mean, ThunderGun was about progress.

progress thundergun

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Right. Uh, I think we all can agree

agree

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that public opinion has sort of turned against the idea

idea opinion public turned

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of someone exposing themselves.

exposing

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Oh, here we go. Here we go.

↓

- This is a different thing. - You're not understanding it.

understanding

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See, ThunderGun didn't take his dick out to intimidate people.

dick intimidate thundergun

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He did it because he had accomplished his mission.

accomplished mission

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He wanted to kick back and call it a day.

kick wanted

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He did do it once to intimidate someone,

intimidate

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- but that was the bad guy. - It was the bad guy.

↓

And it just so happened the bad guy was a female.

female happened

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That was the best one. That was the best one!

best

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- That was funny. - It made me wish I had a dong

dong funny wish

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that I could pull out to celebrate my accomplishments.

accomplishments celebrate pull

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You know? Or maybe just feel the cool breeze

breeze cool cool-breeze

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gently tickle the shaft on a, on a crisp autumn morn.

autumn crisp gently shaft tickle

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I don't know, whatever men do to... to feel powerful.

powerful

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- That's what it is. - It really is. It really is.

↓

Listen, Moderator, the point is this.

point

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I mean, it used to be only, like,

used

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the hard-line conservatives, like the pearl-clutching types,

conservatives hard line pearl types

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were the only ones that were overly vocal

ones overly vocal

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and extreme in their policing of sexuality.

extreme sexuality

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But now you got this, like, liberal wave

liberal wave

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of moral authority sweeping the nation.

authority moral nation sweeping

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You know, it's nuts. I mean, think about it.

nuts

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If the conservatives had always run Hollywood,

conservatives hollywood

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movies would have sucked.

movies sucked

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You know what I mean? The art would have suffered.

suffered

↓

So I guess the question we're asking is

asking question

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how will art fare under the oppressive thumb

fare thumb

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of this new liberal Hollywood moral PC elite?

elite hollywood liberal moral

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Well, I don't know. It's tough to say.

tough

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But is that a world that we want to live in?

live world

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I say no.

↓

I say give me dong

dong

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or give me death.

death

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Yeah!

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Yeah, man, don't tell me

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what I can see and what I can't see.

↓

So, uh, just to be clear here, they didn't make it PG-13

clear

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because of political correctness.

political

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- Oh, did they not? - No. No-no. They-they made it PG-13

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because rated-R movies

movies rated

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aren't making as much money anymore.

anymore money

↓

Because of streaming, and most importantly,

importantly streaming

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- piracy. - Piracy, huh?

↓

Yeah, and how have you all been viewing the franchise?

franchise viewing

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- Oh, no-no, not through piracy. - No.

↓

In f... In fact, we, we-we saw the last installment

fact installment

↓

of-of the franchise out in the theater.

franchise theater

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- We barely made it. - We barely made it.

barely

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Oh, wait, no-no, hold on,

↓

but Frank called in that bomb threat.

bomb bomb-threat called frank threat

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Oh, but-but that was okay, because remember,

remember

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then we went home, and we, we saw it on the Internet.

home internet

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- Caught it online. - We caught it online.

caught online

↓

Oh, yeah-yeah-yeah. On that website that has all the movies.

movies website

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So, that's... that is pirating.

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No, no, no, pirating is stealing.

stealing

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We didn't steal it, okay? We just downloaded it.

downloaded steal

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Uh, the website is called "MoviePirate.com."

called website

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And the other one is called,

called

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uh, "FreeMovies/Arrrgh."

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Ah, I'm starting to see a little bit of a pattern here,

pattern starting

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because, uh, I also use one called "StolenMovies.free."

called free

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So... you're part of the problem.

part problem

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Because of people like you, the studios felt like

studios

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this was their only recourse.

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PG-13 opens up a whole new market.

market opens whole

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You're saying it's our fault that we don't get to see the dong?

dong fault

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You're coming in there changing everything, you know,

changing coming

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getting rid of the dong, I mean,

dong

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how is that even Thunder Gun anymore?

anymore thunder

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Well, yeah, th-they're changing it.

changing

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They're rebooting the entire franchise.

entire franchise

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- What? - What d... What?

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You guys didn't get that from the final scene?

final scene

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Uh, no, what...?

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Okay. Let's review.

review

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I'm not gonna make it through this one.

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We can both go detonate the hydro-fusion bomb.

bomb detonate

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No hesitation. No surrender. No man left behind!

behind hesitation left left-behind surrender

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Not this time.

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No, Dad.

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Please.

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Sometimes in order to save something...

order save sometimes

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you have to destroy something.

destroy

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You'll need this to get out of here, son.

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To continue our story.

continue story

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So, you see, they're rebooting the franchise

franchise

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for a younger audience.

audience younger

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The only people who are actually

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still going to see movies.

movies

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I did not get that.

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Well, you haven't gotten anything the entire day.

entire gotten

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Got to side with Charlie on this one.

charlie side

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I didn't get it. Now, wh-what was with the fire stick?

fire stick

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You mean the torch?

torch

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The one he passed to his son Max...

passed

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as in Maximum Cool... and said,

cool maximum

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"You need to continue our story"?

continue story

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It's the camera guy who screwed up.

camera screwed

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'Cause ThunderGun, he fell into that fiery abyss,

fell fiery thundergun

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- and for some reason, we're watching the kid... - Yeah,

reason watching

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we wanted to go down into the volcano with John...

john volcano wanted

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No-no, you guys don't get it. It's a cliffhanger. Yeah?

cliffhanger

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It's a cliffhanger. We're gonna find out what happened to John

cliffhanger happened john

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in the next movie, Thunder Gun 5...

movie thunder

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- Ooh... - Or, or there's a post-credit scene

credit post scene

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- that we didn't get to see, yes? - No. No. There's none of that.

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This isn't a cliffhanger. He's dead.

cliffhanger dead

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John is dead. Now we follow the son's story.

dead follow john sons story

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- No! - I don't, I don't want to.

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- I don't think so. - No.

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You don't have to think. I'm telling you, that's what it is.

telling

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ThunderGun fell into a volcano.

fell thundergun volcano

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He died. And now his son Max becomes Thunder Son,

becomes died thunder

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the face of the franchise moving forward.

face forward franchise moving moving-forward

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait...

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He has a son?

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Fuck, man! What?

fuck

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- How do you not get that? - It wasn't clear.

clear

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Reshoots. Reshoots. You got to reshoot.

reshoots

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- Yeah, reshoots. - Reshoots to make the movie more clear...

clear movie reshoots

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No! That's not what we're gonna do.

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We're out of time. That's it. That's... We're done.

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But you're ruining our favorite movie! Uh...

favorite movie ruining

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- How can we save the movies that we love? - Yeah.

love movies save

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Maybe if you actually go out to the theaters

theaters

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and pay to see them, then they will continue to make them.

continue

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Whoa! Oh, that's easy for you to say!

easy whoa

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With your Hollywood liberal bank account!

account bank bank-account hollywood liberal

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Jesus! Who are you people?!

jesus

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I... am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I... am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I... am ThunderGun.

thundergun

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I am... Thundergun.

thundergun

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Goddammit, Dee!

goddammit

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- Dee... - How did you not feel

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- that I was next and then you? - I don't know.

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There was a build to it,

build

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- and then... - It's like, we're trying

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to give the woman the final thing, and she can't do it.

final woman

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- Okay, start it over. - You can't go back.

start

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- Start it over? - You see the problem with women.

problem start women

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Well, RIP ThunderGun, I guess.

thundergun

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Yeah. What a waste.

waste

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I recorded that whole thing for nothing.

recorded whole

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Dong-less!

dong less

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Wait a second. You recorded the whole thing?

recorded second whole

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- Yeah. - Guys... hang on a second.

hang second

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Do you remember what ThunderGun said?

remember thundergun

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Sometimes, in order to save something,

order save sometimes

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you have to destroy something.

destroy

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And I think I know what we have to do to save Thunder Gun.

save thunder

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Destroy it?

destroy

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Well, how are we gonna do that?

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With a little help. From some pirates.

pirates

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No hesitation.

hesitation

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No surrender.

surrender

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No man left behind!

behind left left-behind

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_

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_

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_

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_

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Mmm.

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I'm bored.

bored

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Well, it looks like this new Thunder Gun movie's

movies thunder

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pretty good.

↓

Well, you guys want to see it?

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We're gonna have to do a mad dash across town, though.

dash town

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It starts in 30 minutes.

minutes starts

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- To the sewers! - To the sewers!

sewers

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- Let's go! - Let's go!

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No, no, I meant like, let's see it on that pirate website.

meant pirate website

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- You think it's up already? - Here, let me check.

check

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Yeah. We don't have to go across town.

town

↓

- It's probably on the, uh... - Yeah, it's free.

free

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We can stay here and watch it.

watch

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- That way it's free. - Yep. It-it's on there.

free

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- Oh! - Put it... Yeah.

↓

You want to watch it on the phone?

phone watch

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- Oh, good. - All right.

↓

Five tickets for the price of zero.

five price tickets zero

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Put on the Auto Motion Plus.

auto motion plus

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