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The Cable Guy

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Cable Guy

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No.
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- l crossed the line. Sorry. - You didn't cross the line.
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Cool! Pick you up at six-thirty.
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There are 2 4 classrooms. Each can be converted into a home.
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There's a swimming pool, tennis courts, a gym and a stage, -
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- if the residents decide they want to perform ''Oklahoma''.
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- Oklahoma! - lt's available in foreclosure.
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With a cash bid, we can steal this thing.
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Tough room, but you got them.
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Are you having a little domestic discord?
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Robin and l are having difficulties. l think it's only temporary.
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lf you screw this project up, it's not going to be my ass.
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- Do you know what l mean? - l'm on it.
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l'm more patient. l'm more loving. They tell me this.
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There's something in everyone's life they could improve.
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lf they're doing well financially, maybe their relationships suffer ...
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Call now, and you'll be rushed the "Personal Power Success System. "
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Steven!
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Stevie, time to leavie!
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Come on down! Are you waiting for an invitation?
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lt's the fun bus. Come on!
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- How's it going? - Hey, buddy!
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l've had a few drinks, so buckle up.
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That's my humour. Thanks for coming out.
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Most people never take the time to understand how the cable works.
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- Where exactly are we going? - To ride the information highway.
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l come up here to think sometimes. Clear my head.
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Brace yourself.
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There she is.
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She's sending entertainment and information to millions of citizens.
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- That's pretty impressive. - l knew you'd appreciate this.
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The future is now!
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Soon every home will integrate their television, phone and computer.
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You'll be able to visit the Louvre, or watch female mud wrestling.
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You can shop from your home, or play video games with someone in Vietnam.
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There's no end to the possibilities!
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When l was a kid, my mom worked nights. l never met my father.
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- But the TV was always there. - l know what you mean.
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My dad might as well have been away.
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That's tough. You must have a lot of abandonment issues.
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Reality isn't ''Father Knows Best'' any more.
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lt's a kick in the face with a steel-toe work boot, -
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- and a trip to the hospital for reconstructive surgery.
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But what doesn't kill us makes us stronger, right?
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My brother is a speech therapist.
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So?
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Never mind.
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- You're pretty love-struck, huh? - l miss her.
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