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The Cable Guy

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Cable Guy

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Come on, baby. Talk to me.
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Tell me where you like it.
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Hello, Mama.
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ls this what you want? ls this where you need it?
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How about this?
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That's your sweet spot, right there.
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Your lady kicked you out.
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What?
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l noticed you were previously wired at 1 2681 l2 Chestnut.
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Last week, the billing was transferred to one Robin Harris.
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- Smells like heartbreak to me. - l don't want to discuss that.
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- Just install my cable, please. - Suit yourself.
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No sweat off my sack.
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You might want to put on a bathing suit.
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You'll be channel surfing in no time.
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So ends day 54 of the trial of former child star, Sam Sweet, -
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- who has been accused of shooting his brother Stan in cold blood.
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The twins were stars of the hit sitcom, "Double Trouble".
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- Who broke this? - He did it!
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Life wasn't sweet after their programme was cancelled.
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Sam turned to petty larceny, -
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- while his brother fell in with the cult "Brotherhood of Friends".
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l hope they fry this bastard.
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What happened?
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Your furniture and appliances were causing problems with the reception.
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- l moved a few things, okay? - Yeah, l guess.
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l just have some paperwork for you to fill out.
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lt's a drag. You just get to know somebody and then the job is done.
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Sign here.
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l feel good about this.
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Hey, wait!
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l have this friend, and he gave his cable guy $50 ...
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He got all the movie channels for free. Did you ever hear of that?
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- You mean illegal cable? - Yeah ...
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- Who told you that? - Forget it.
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You're offering me a bribe.
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That's illegal. You could be fined up to $5,000 or go to jail.
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No, l was just making conversation. Forget it.
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l'm just jerking your chain.
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You are too easy. Wake up. Smell the smelling salt.
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l'll juice you up.
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- One guy doing another guy a solid. - That is so nice.
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Well, you're a nice guy. Many customers treat me like snot.
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Here's my personal pager number.
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- The company puts you on hold. - Thanks. You'll get good marks.
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Maybe l'll show you the satellite, how this whole thing works.
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- Sure, we should do that one day. - How about tomorrow?
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- Tomorrow's no good. - You'll be stewing about your ex?
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