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The Cable Guy

Season 1, Episode 1 — The Cable Guy

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You looked at Ray and said, "l want him to be my boyfriend, -
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- but he's got to change. " What are you talking about?
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One of the things that initiated a misunderstanding -
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- was that one day, l didn't want to have sex with him.
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So he starts talking about calling somebody else to do it.
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Stop at $4,000!
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You'd been drinking, and you thought you were making love to me.
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This differs from a normal massage.
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- Jamie, l ... - No!
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This television funny-man killed his brother in cold blood.
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My guests have crushes on food service workers.
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Mr. Davis, do you take cream and sugar in your eye?
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Do you want to tell them something?
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l'm really a man.
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Where's the cable guy?
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Rick Legatos, please.
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- Hey Rick, phone. - How's the move going?
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The cable guy is missing in action. l hope he gets here before l die.
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- You haven't called Robin? - No. l'm giving her her space.
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- l can't believe she's doing this. - You shouldn't have proposed.
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All she had to do was say no. She didn't have to kick me out.
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- Let's go! - Just give me a minute!
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Listen, a piece of advice ...
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Slip the cable guy $50, he'll give you all the movie channels for free.
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l'm not good at that stuff. What if he says no?
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None of them say no.
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- l've got to go. Talk to you later. - All right.
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Hi, this is Robin Harris. Steven doesn't live here anymore ...
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- Cable guy! - Oh, great!
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- Cable guy! - Don't leave!
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- Wait! - Cable guy!
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- l'm coming! - Cable guy!
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Cable guy!
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Cable guy!
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Wait! Come back.
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- Look who decided to show. - You should have come hours ago.
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Should l? So, l'm the tardy one?
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Yeah. l was going to the bed-and-bath place. Now it's closed.
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Maybe l shouldn't have come at all. Jerk off!
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l'm just joking with you.
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The old McNair place! Never thought they'd get the floors clean ...
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- What happened? - They had a lot of cats.
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- Please mail this in when l'm done. - Does it go to your boss?
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No, it goes to me. l'm kind of a perfectioniss ...
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Perfectioniss ... t.
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Let's take a look.
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This could be a cool pad.
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Come on, baby.
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