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Season 1, Episode 1 — The Cable Guy

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- l proposed, and she kicked me out. - l hate that.
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- She said l pressed too hard. - Women are a labyrinth, my friend.
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Can l be frank?
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l don't think you listen to her. You tell her what she wants to hear.
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She wants you to thirst for knowledge about who she is.
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All the complicated splendor that is woman.
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When your love is truly giving, it will come back to you tenfold.
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You're right. That's incredibly insightful.
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lt was Jerry Springer's final thought on Friday's show.
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Women love ''Sleepless in Seattle.'' lt's on HBO this month.
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- That's your bait. - Robin loves that movie.
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Tell her you're cooking yourself dinner and watching it by yourself.
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- She'll come running. - Maybe l'll give it a try.
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lt's embarrassing, l don't even know your name.
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Do you really want to know my name?
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You do?
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lt's Ernie Douglas. But my friends call me Chip.
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Goodbye.
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This concludes our broadcast day. Click.
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l don't listen to you. l pretend to understand.
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l'm just saying what l think you want to hear.
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l'm interested in learning about the complicated splendor that is you.
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l can see that taking this time might be good for us. l'm not mad.
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- Sometimes time apart is healthy. - You're right.
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That's what l came here to say.
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l have to get back to the office.
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- What are you doing tomorrow? - Cook dinner and watch a movie.
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- ''Sleepless in Seattle'' is on TV. - l love that movie.
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Why don't you come by?
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- Maybe l will. - Whatever.
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l'm Tabitha Soren. Today in the Sam Sweet case, -
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- the prosecution played the call Sam made on the night of the murder.
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Mr. Sweet confessed one month later.
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Oh, my God. My twin brother's been shot.
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l think it was an Asian gang or something!
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l saw someone. He was speaking another language. l'm pretty sure -
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- it was Asian.
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He had the same injury last year.
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You guys play here too?
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l thought l'd see if anybody wanted to play round ball.
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- Great. We need another man. - Chip Douglas, my cable guy.
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We met a week ago, but l feel l've always known him.
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That's sweet.
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- Chip Douglas, you're on my team. - No way.
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- l'm on Steven's team. - l'll switch teams. Let's play.
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l've got to warm up! l don't want to pull a hammy.
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- Let's get it on . - You any good?
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You'll find out.