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Season 3, Episode 16 — Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus

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yea, believe in me and ye shall find peace.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah,
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we've heard that crap for about 2,000 years now.
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We wanna hear something new!
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It's the year 2000 for Christ's sake!
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Yeah!
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Well, what do you want?
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We want to see God!
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Yeah, with our own eyes.
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Yeah!
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We've followed blindly for thousands of years
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and we think the least God can do
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is show up for New Year's Eve 1999!
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Yeah!
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Oh, uhhh, let me think about that for a minute.
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Is that good?
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I dunno, is that good?
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Hello?
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Dude, did you get your period yet?
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No, there's no blood coming out of my ass.
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Mine either, but I double-checked
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and Cartman was right.
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Your period is the start of puberty.
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Well, if Cartman is the only one who gets it
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and he thinks he's too grown up to hang out with us,
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then screw him anyways.
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Yeah!
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Woo-hoo!
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Yay-heyy!
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C'mon Cartman, we have to make plans for new year's.
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Hold your horses, guys.
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This is very important for mature people!
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Let's see...
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"Offers complete protection during heavy flow...
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"Maximum stoppage of vaginal chunks..."
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Ooh, this one's got wings, you guys!
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Woo-hoo!
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You did!
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You got your period, too, Kenny?
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Well, welcome to the club, Kenny.
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You got your period, so now you're a man!
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We can hang out together on New Year's Eve.
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But first you need to buy some maxi-pads
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to stuff in the back of your pants
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so you don't get blood on your underwear.
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Woo-hoo!
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Tom, it looked for a second as if
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Jesus was going to come out of his house,