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Season 3, Episode 10 — Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Korn's Groovy Pirate Ghost Mystery
Air date: October 27, 1999
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Eliza Schneider
Korn comes to South Park for a Halloween gig and learns of the boys problems with the 5th graders at South Park Elementary. Korn agrees to help the boys get revenge on the mean 5th graders all in a spooky Scooby Doo rip off!
Source: TMDB
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Somebody's probably making love to her corpse as we speak.
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Every vile position, every disrespectful act imaginable.
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Oh dear God!
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Yes, by now he's probably even removed her eyes
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and made love to the empty sockets, as well.
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Ohh!
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Now, we don't want to upset you, but you should know that
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your mother's body would be stiff and dry,
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so he would have to have it soaked in warm water
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for several hours before making love to it.
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Ohhhh!
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Yes, and now for the difficult part--
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brace yourself.
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It is highly possible that he has created new orifices
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in her decomposing flesh,
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leaving her to look something like
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an overloved hunk of Swiss cheese.
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She probably--
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Okay, okay! I get the point!
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Just tell me what you're gonna do about it!
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Do?
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Oh, we don't do anything, we're just the watchmen.
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Yeah, I guess maybe you might want to
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call the police, or something.
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Agh!
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Now, he probably would make love to the dead body
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in a cool, dry place,
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so as to not allow further decomposition...
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Package delivery for Mrs. Cartman.
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A package?
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Oh, really...
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Well, I think I can sign for that.
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Sign he'a, and he'a...and he'a.
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I got a Christmas pres-ent!
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I got a Christmas pres-ent!
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Maybe I can see what it is,
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I'll just open one little corner...
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Let's see...
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Aw, screw it, I'll rewrap it later.
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Oh sweet!
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Life-Sized Blow-Up Antonio Banderas Love Doll!
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With realistic geni-tal-ia...
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Oh, this kicks ass!
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What a cool Christmas present my mom got!
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It's Halloween day, so come on down to the docks
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and bring your costumes!
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Where's Kenny?
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He said he had the best Halloween costume ever.
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