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Season 3, Episode 9 — Jewbilee

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from the Northern Italy Cave Jews...
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But you have to believe the basic tenets of Judaism to be a scout.
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Kenny'll believe whatever you want him to.
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Yeah!
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Kyle, the problem is...
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Please, Ma.
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I don't think Kenny has anywhere else to be tonight.
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Oh alright.
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Just don't let any of the elders know
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that he isn't Jewish, okay!
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Woo-hoo!
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Come on, Ike!
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It's time to go to Squirts!
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Smrphs!
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You have to be in Squirts
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if you're too young to be a Jew Scout.
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Don't worry, Kenny, I'll fill you in on our faith on the way up there.
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...And then, Kenny, Abraham's wife bore him no children,
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She had a handmaid, an Egyptian, whose name was Hagar.
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And Sarai said unto Abraham,
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"behold now, the Lord hath restrained me from bearing,
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I pray thee, go into my mate."
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Uh-huh...
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Abraham begat Issac, who the Lord then said to kill,
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but that was just a little silly trick
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to see if Abraham would do it.
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Uh-huh.
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No, Ike!
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Ma, Ike keeps taking off his Squirt uniform!
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Ike, you behave!
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Floor!
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No, Ike!
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Ba-ba ba-ba!
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I don't think Ike wants to go to Squirts.
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Ike, your brother Kyle was in Squirts and so was I.
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You have to go so that someday
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you can be a big, brave Jew Scout!
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No!
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Tell Ike how much fun Squirts is, Kyle.
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What, you want me to lie!
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Yeah, lie.
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Oh.
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Ike, Squirts is so much fun.
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Oh my God, what is that!!
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Hey, it's a bear!
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Wow, cool!
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This retreat really is out of the way, isn't it!
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Welcome to Jewbilee, you folks find it okay!