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South Park

Season 3, Episode 7 — Cat Orgy

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I charge $5 for the first hour
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5 percent bumps every hour after that
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up to six hours which enters into "golden time."
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Oh, that sounds fine.
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I'm going to a meteor shower party.
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The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator.
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Eric's snooky time is 9 o'clock sharp.
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If his little wugums get cold,
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you can turn up the heat over here.
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And if he gets cranky,
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just play "tummy rub-rubs" with him.
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And make sure he wipes good after he "makes bears".
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"Bears"?
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Oh, and don't mind the cat,
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she's just being loud because she's in heat!
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Reowww-owwww...
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No kitty, I don't have anything!
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Reowwwwww....
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What the hell is wrong with you?
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Stop it, kitty!
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Reowwww...
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Stop, kitty, that's a bad Goddamn kitty!
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Okay muffin, mommy's leaving now.
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You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?
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Uh-huh.
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Be good.
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Right.
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Come give mommy eskimo kisses!
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Aww, Ma!
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Eskimo kisses for Mommy!
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Jesus Christ!
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Bye, kids!
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Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch!
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I'm hungry!
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Ow!
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Alright, turd, listen up!
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Now that your mom is gone,
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I'm in charge.
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I don't know how you treat your other babysitters,
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but when I'm babysitting,
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you're nothing but a little turd.
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You're a stinky, dried-up stupid turd!
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Got it?
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You can't hit me, didn't you see those nanny videos on TV?
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My boyfriend is coming over.
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So you go to the kitchen
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and you us make that pizza before I snap you in half
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like the little turd stick you are!