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South Park

Season 3, Episode 7 — Cat Orgy

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: Cat Orgy

Air date: July 14, 1999

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Milan Agnone, Jennifer Howell

Shelly Marsh is babysitting Cartman. Shelly invites her boyfriend over and he in turn invites his band. Cartman has to prove that Shelly has violated the rules. Meanwhile, the Cartman's cat is in heat, searches for a good time and invites all the cats in the neighborhood back to the empty Cartman house for an orgy.

Source: TMDB

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting "howdy neighbor" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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Ha ha ha ha...

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Now, I will kill the president and kill Salma Hayek!

hayek kill president salma salma-hayek

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Oh save me, who will save me!?

save

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I will!

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James West. Cowboy and Rap Star.

cowboy james star west

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Quick Artemus Cloud Frog, we've got to save Salma Hayek!

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog hayek quick salma salma-hayek save

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If we save her, I'm going to take off her pants

pants save

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and play "slip 'n slide".

slide slip

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Are you okay, Salma Hayek?

hayek salma salma-hayek

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Yes, but I need to get out of here.

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I need some tacos and burritos

burritos tacos

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Me gusto tacos mucho!

tacos

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You cannot stop me, James West!

cannot james west

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Look out, Artemus Cloud Frog

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog

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it's giant metal spider!

giant metal spider

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Bang! Bang, bang!

bang bang-bang bang-bang-bang

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Yo, yo, yo, jiggy, jiggy

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with a bang, bang!

bang bang-bang

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We saved the day!

saved

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The wild, wild, west the wild, wild, wild west!

west wild wild-west wild-wild wild-wild-west

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Yo, wicky-wicky, scratch, wicky-wicky, scratch--

scratch wicky wicky-scratch wicky-wicky wicky-wicky-scratch

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Eric?

eric

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The babysitter's here, come on downstairs!

babysitters downstairs

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But Mommm, I'm playing "wild, wild west"!

playing west wild wild-west wild-wild wild-wild-west

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I have to leave soon, Eric.

eric

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But Mommm, me and Artemus Cloud Frog

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog

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still have to do our love scene with Salma Hayek!

hayek love salma salma-hayek scene

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Come down as soon as you're done!

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♪ Well I'm a bad-ass cowboy living in the cowboy days ♪

cowboy days living

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♪ Wicky-wicky scratch yo-yo bang-bang ♪

bang bang-bang scratch wicky wicky-scratch wicky-wicky wicky-wicky-scratch

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♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider ♪

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog hayek metal salma salma-hayek save spider

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♪ Wicky-wicky wick wicky-wicky wick ♪

wicky wicky-wicky

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♪ Fresh cowboy from the west side ♪♪

cowboy fresh side west west-side

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Thank you so much for babysitting little Eric, Shelly!

babysitting eric shelly

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Okay.

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All his other babysitters won't come back.

babysitters

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I charge $5 for the first hour

charge hour

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5 percent bumps every hour after that

bumps hour percent

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up to six hours which enters into "golden time."

enters golden hours

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Oh, that sounds fine.

sounds

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I'm going to a meteor shower party.

meteor meteor-shower party shower

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The number where I'll be is on the refrigerator.

number refrigerator

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Eric's snooky time is 9 o'clock sharp.

erics oclock sharp

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If his little wugums get cold,

cold

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you can turn up the heat over here.

heat

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And if he gets cranky,

cranky

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just play "tummy rub-rubs" with him.

rubs tummy

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And make sure he wipes good after he "makes bears".

bears makes wipes

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"Bears"?

bears

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Oh, and don't mind the cat,

mind

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she's just being loud because she's in heat!

heat loud

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Reowww-owwww...

reowww

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No kitty, I don't have anything!

kitty

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Reowwwwww....

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What the hell is wrong with you?

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Stop it, kitty!

kitty

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Reowwww...

reowwww

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Stop, kitty, that's a bad Goddamn kitty!

goddamn kitty

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Okay muffin, mommy's leaving now.

leaving mommys muffin

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You do what the babysitter tells you, okay?

babysitter tells

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Uh-huh.

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Be good.

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Right.

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Come give mommy eskimo kisses!

kisses mommy

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Aww, Ma!

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Eskimo kisses for Mommy!

kisses mommy

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Jesus Christ!

christ jesus jesus-christ

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Bye, kids!

kids

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Well, go put that pizza in the oven, bitch!

bitch oven pizza

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I'm hungry!

hungry

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Ow!

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Alright, turd, listen up!

alright turd

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Now that your mom is gone,

gone

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I'm in charge.

charge

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I don't know how you treat your other babysitters,

babysitters treat

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but when I'm babysitting,

babysitting

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you're nothing but a little turd.

turd

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You're a stinky, dried-up stupid turd!

dried stinky stupid turd

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Got it?

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You can't hit me, didn't you see those nanny videos on TV?

nanny videos

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My boyfriend is coming over.

boyfriend coming

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So you go to the kitchen

kitchen

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and you us make that pizza before I snap you in half

half pizza snap

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like the little turd stick you are!

stick turd

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You're not allowed to have people over!

allowed

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Move!

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This is bullcrap!

bullcrap

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Ugh, ugh...

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I can't reach the freezer!

freezer reach

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Figure it out, turd!

figure turd

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Goddamnit...

goddamnit

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Reoww, reowww, reowww...

reoww reowww reowww-reowww

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Shut up, kitty!

kitty

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"Any problems contact Eric's mommy at 303..."

contact erics mommy problems

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Ah-ha!

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I'm gonna call mom, and tell her the babysitter's

babysitters

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having her boyfriend come over.

boyfriend having

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Then we'll see who's the turd!

turd

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...And so I said, "you're a little turd, and he--"

turd

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damnit!

damnit

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Reowww... Reoww...

reoww reowww

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Reowww... Reowww...

reowww reowww-reowww

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... But if you've seen one turd, you've seen them all--

seen turd

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Eowww... Eowwww...

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...Stupid turd--

stupid turd

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Hey, I need to use the phone!

phone

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Hold on a second, Gary.

gary second

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Arggghhh!

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Oww!

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I pulled his underwear over his head.

head pulled underwear

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I'm gonna get her, kitty.

kitty

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Mark my words!

mark words

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Reoww... Reowww...

reoww reowww

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Shut the hell up, kitty!

kitty

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And now, back to the movie of the week:

movie week

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Aliens.

aliens

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They mostly come at night... mostly.

mostly night

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"They mostly come at night... mostly."

mostly night

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Oooph!

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Hey, I was watching Aliens on TV!

aliens watching

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Well I'm watching Friends, turd.

friends turd watching

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That's my boyfriend.

boyfriend

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Go answer the door while I make sure

answer door

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I don't have food in my braces!

braces food

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Hey, is Shelly around?

shelly

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Who the hell are you?

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Oh, I'm the guy who's gonna put a boot up your ass

boot

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if you don't tell me where Shelly is.

shelly

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Hey, Skylar.

skylar

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You know this guy?

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He's my boyfriend!

boyfriend

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Ha! He's like 50 years old!

years

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He's 22!

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Dude, that's not cool!

cool

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You're a turd.

turd

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You're the turd man of Alcatraz.

turd

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Ha! Yeah!

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Dude, when my mom finds out

finds

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that my babysitter's had their boyfriends over,

babysitters boyfriends

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she mostly gets really mad. Mostly.

mostly

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Ackkk!

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Heyyy, hey goddamnit!

goddamnit

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Turd wedgie!

turd wedgie

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Come in the kitchen, Skylar.

kitchen skylar

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There's refreshments.

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And now back to Wild Animal World.

animal wild wild-animal world

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Here in the more arid regions of Africa

africa regions

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the gold coat lions are in the throes of mating season.

coat gold lions season

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The male lion positions himself behind the female,

behind female lion male positions

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and prepares to insert his lionhood.

insert

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Notice his large swollen balls.

balls notice swollen

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Reowwwww!

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Reowwwww!

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The female lion relaxes her body

body female lion

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and says hello to "Mr. Winky".

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Reowww... Reowwww...

reowww reowwww

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The male lion is enticed

lion male

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by the female's supple breasts and firm backside.

backside breasts females firm supple

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Reowwwww!

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Quickly and suddenly, the male is finished.

finished male quickly suddenly

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Now he wants to be alone,

alone wants

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so he kindly asks the female to leave.

asks female kindly

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He promises, he'll call her tomorrow.

promises tomorrow

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But the female doesn't leave, no, she's moving right in.

female moving

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Looks like the male lion is screwed.

lion male screwed

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Reowww... Reowwww!

reowww reowwww

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Ummm....

ummm

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No Skylar, quit it!

quit skylar

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C'mon babe, how long have we know each other?

babe

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Eight days tomorrow.

days eight eight-days tomorrow

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And I still don't get any action!

action

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I don't know, Skylar.

skylar

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It's just kind of strange to me

strange

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that you're 22 and all.

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But I'm still in high school!

school

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I told you, I'm a very immature 22-year-old.

immature

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Well, maybe just one kiss.

kiss

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Mmmm...

mmmm

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Hey, what are you doing?

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Beat it, chubby!

beat chubby

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Go on, Astroturd.

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I'm gonna tell my mom on you!

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Turd rock from the sun!

rock turd

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Hey! You ate all the pizza!

pizza

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We left you some crusts.

left

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That does it!

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I'm calling my mom right now,

calling

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and busting your ass!

busting

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Guess again, Richard the Turd.

richard turd

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Gimme that phone number!

number phone phone-number

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C'mon babe, let's go to the living room.

babe living living-room room

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I am not gonna be bossed around by a chick!

chick

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Maybe I'll just use my "wild, wild west" techniques

techniques west wild wild-west wild-wild wild-wild-west

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and get proof that Shelly had a boyfriend over.

boyfriend proof shelly

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Reoww.

reoww

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Goddamnit, kitty, you have to calm down!

calm goddamnit kitty

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Here, I'll get you some catnip.

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Reoww...

reoww

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Okay, okay. Hold on, I found the catnip.

found

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Reoww-reow!

reoww

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Reowww!

reowww

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Reowww!

reowww

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reowww!

reowww

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♪ Rapt darkness fills my icy soul ♪

darkness fills soul

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♪ Demons from hell seek the chosen one ♪

chosen demons seek

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You're such an amazing poet, Skylar.

amazing poet skylar

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Isn't this guitar awesome?

awesome guitar

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It's the best of its kind.

best

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And not a scratch on it!

scratch

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Skylar, not here!

skylar

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I can't help it.

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I see your pretty lips and I want to kiss them.

kiss lips

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Really?

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I cherish you.

cherish

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Almost as much as I cherish my guitar.

cherish guitar

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Wow!

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When I make it to the big time,

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I'm gonna take you shopping

shopping

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and buy you lots of bad ass stuff.

lots stuff

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Oh Skylar, I love you.

love skylar

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Mmmmm!

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What the--

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Ha ha, so right you are!

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Looks like you're the turd now!

turd

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Gimme that picture!

picture

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Ehhhh!

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Eghh!

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Heee-ya!

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Eghh!

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Open this door, turd-I-dove.

door dove open turd

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I think not!

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I'm gonna show this picture to my mom, when she gets home!

home picture

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Your mom doesn't get home for three more hours.

home hours three

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That's plenty of time for me to make

plenty

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a turd sandwich out of you!

sandwich turd

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Give me that picture, turd!

picture turd

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You're never gonna get this picture!

picture

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Not until my mom comes home

comes comes-home home

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and I can prove you had a boyfriend over he'a!

boyfriend prove

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I'm gonna bust this door down!

bust door

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Reowww... reowww!

reowww reowww-reowww

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What should we do, Artemus Cloud Frog?

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog

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"We've got to get that picture to your mom

picture

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so that she will come home and save us."

home save

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Oh, that's quick thinking, Artemus Cloud Frog!

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog quick thinking

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Listen very carefully, Mr. Kitty.

carefully kitty

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I'm putting this picture of the babysitter

babysitter picture putting

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and her boyfriend on your collar.

boyfriend collar

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You have to take this picture to Mommy, kitty.

kitty mommy picture

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So that she can come home and save me.

home save

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Now run, kitty, take the picture to mommy

kitty mommy picture

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and lead her back here!

lead

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When you return, be sure to bring mom through the back door.

bring door return

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Hurry kitty, you're my only hope!

hope hurry kitty

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That's it, that's it, Mr. Kitty!

kitty

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Meow, meow...

meow meow-meow

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Aww, goddamnit!

goddamnit

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Who is that?

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Oh, I invited the guys in the band over

band invited

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so that we can practice.

practice

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Skylar, your band can't practice here!

band practice skylar

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Hey, do you want me to make it or not?

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Don't stand between me and my dreams, babe!

babe dreams stand

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S'up Mark, s'up Jonesy?

mark

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Just keep the volume down!

volume

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I have to go deal with turd boy.

deal turd

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Hey, who was that?

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Who came to the door?

door

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Eric! Your mom's been in an accident!

accident eric moms

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You just want me to open the door!

door open

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We need to run over to the hospital and identify her body.

body hospital identify

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We'll be right back!

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What? Is she okay?

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Not really... she's dead!

dead

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Huh!?

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Ha ha, that was a turd trick.

trick turd

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Your mom isn't really dead!

dead

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Ah ha! I knew it was a turd trick

trick turd

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and I opened the door because Mr. Kitty

door kitty opened

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is on his way, right now to my mom's party

moms party

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with the picture!

picture

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Ha ha, I knew you sent the cat

sent

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and that's why I went outside and got him!

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Ha ha, I saw you get the picture back from Mr. Kitty

kitty picture

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and that's why I wrote a letter to the press:

letter press wrote

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"To be opened in case of my demise."

case opened

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So if anything happened to me, that letter will go out.

happened letter

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And you will never find it!

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You mean, this one?

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Okay. Let's see here...

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Ah-ha!

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Uhmm...

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Goddamnit!

goddamnit

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Arhhh!

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Ow, ow!

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Okay, check, check check 1, 2, check!

check

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Okay, ready?

ready

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Alright, let's try the new song.

alright song

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This is a song I wrote for you, Shelly.

shelly song wrote

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1, 2, 1-2-3-4!

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♪ When I saw her walking down the street ♪

street walking

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♪ I thought she was Shelly, Shelly ♪

shelly

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Aw man, you guys suck!

suck

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♪ Now that we're together I'm absolutely sure ♪

absolutely

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♪ That she's Shelly, Shelly ♪

shelly

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You're the crappiest band I've ever heard.

band heard

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♪ Move into my mom's house with me ♪

house moms moms-house

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♪ Shelly, Shelly ♪

shelly

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Reowww, reowwww...

reowww reowwww

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Reowww!

reowww

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Reowww...

reowww

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Reowwww...

reowwww

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Meowww!

meowww

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Reowww!

reowww

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Bridge!

bridge

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♪ I pledge allegiance to the flag ♪

allegiance flag pledge

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♪ Of the united states... ♪

states united united-states

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♪ Of Shelly, Shelly ♪

shelly

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Oh my God, somebody shoot me in the head!

head shoot somebody

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Hey! Shut up, tubby!

tubby

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Don't call me fat!

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Now, you guys are not supposed to be in here,

supposed

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you get out now and respect my authority!

authority respect

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Ow!

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Reowwww!

reowwww

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Meowww...

meowww

↓

Reowww...

reowww

↓

Meowww...

meowww

↓

Reowww?

reowww

↓

Meowwww...

↓

Reowwww...

reowwww

↓

Meoww... Meoww...

↓

Meowww...

meowww

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Yeah, dude, that was hot!

↓

This guitar rocks, man!

guitar rocks

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It rocks!

rocks

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What do you think, Shelly?

shelly

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Honestly?

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I think you guys need some work.

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Oh, really?

↓

I just think your sound is kind of...

sound

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..."last week."

week

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Well, I'd like to see you do any better, bitch!

bitch

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Well, I do have a song I wrote.

song wrote

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Okay, why don't you sing it for us?

sing

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No Skylar, I'm embarrassed!

embarrassed skylar

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Hey, man, don't be shy!

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Well, okay... I'll try.

↓

But I'm not promising anything.

promising

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1-2-3-4!

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♪ So much pain in the world today ♪

pain today world

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♪ Too many turds are heading my way ♪

heading turds

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♪ But we can flush the turds together ♪

flush turds

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♪ Passing by turds whenever ♪

passing turds

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♪ Don't you know it's a-♪

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♪ Life's so void of happiness ♪

happiness lifes void

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♪ Feel free to mark my words ♪

free mark words

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♪ But me and you will my love do ♪

love

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♪ In a world that's full of turds ♪

full turds world

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♪ Turds ♪ ♪ Turds ♪

turds

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♪ Dime-a-dozen Sphincter-lovin' ♪

dime dozen lovin

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♪ Turds ♪ ♪ Turds ♪

turds

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Mom, the babysitter has her boyfriend over!

babysitter boyfriend

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Oh no, no, no that's impossible, hon.

impossible

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I told her no visitors.

visitors

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There's a whole crappy band here,

band crappy whole

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can you hear them?

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Can you hear them?

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This party is very loud, poopykins!

loud party

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You'll have to speak up!

speak

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Damnit, her boyfriend is here,

boyfriend damnit

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don't you believe me?

believe

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Not really, hon, Mom has to go now.

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I'll be home in about an hour.

home hour

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Oh, oh! Mr. Mackey!

mackey

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Ha-huh, 'kay.

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I'll never be able to prove that son-of-a-bitch was here!

able bitch prove

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My Speak 'n Record bear.

bear record speak

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Of course!

course

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♪ In a world that's full of turds ♪

full turds world

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♪ Turds ♪

turds

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Dude, this is gay!

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Shut up!

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You shut up, your girlfriend is not joining our band.

band girlfriend joining

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Yeah dude, what the hell's wrong with you anyway?

hells

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She's like, 12!

↓

You guys get out!

↓

Don't question my love!

love question

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My love is as pure as morning snow!

love morning pure snow

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Get out, I said!

↓

Reowwww!

reowwww

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Meowww?

meowww

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Reowww...

reowww

↓

Meoww...

↓

Reowww!

reowww

↓

Uh... zzzz...

↓

Meowww!

meowww

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Aw, man!

↓

Testing, testing, 1-2...

testing testing-testing

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Testing, testing, 1-2...

testing testing-testing

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Sweet.

sweet

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We're gonna go outside to watch the meteor shower

meteor meteor-shower shower watch

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I'm locking you in your room 'til we get back in, turd.

locking room turd

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Okay, see you in a while.

↓

Will you tell me what it looked like?

looked

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The meteor shower?

meteor meteor-shower shower

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They mostly come every few years... mostly.

mostly years

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What the hell is wrong with you?

↓

How come you're not yelling and whining?

whining yelling

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Well, I just, I kind of like having you around.

having

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What? No you don't!

↓

No, I'm serious.

serious

↓

See, I never had a brother or sister.

brother sister

↓

I think people that have a brother or sister

brother sister

↓

don't realize how lucky they are.

lucky realize

↓

Sure, they fight a lot

fight

↓

but to know that there's always somebody there,

somebody

↓

somebody that's family.

family somebody

↓

I wonder if... Well, maybe sometimes,

sometimes wonder

↓

I could pretend like you're my big sister.

pretend sister

↓

And you could kind of, watch over me, you know,

watch

↓

like, we could watch a meteor shower together some time.

meteor meteor-shower shower watch

↓

And I could pretend I'm somebody's brother!

brother pretend somebodys

↓

If only for a day.

↓

Alright, get your turd coat.

alright coat turd

↓

You can come see the meteor shower with us.

meteor meteor-shower shower

↓

You mean it?

↓

But don't bug me and Skylar, c'mon!

skylar

↓

Hoo-ray!

↓

Yes, I'm gonna have you and your boyfriend's voices on my Speak 'n Record bear

bear boyfriends record speak voices

↓

and then you'll mostly never babysit me again...mostly.

babysit mostly

↓

Yes, yes, what a beautiful night!

night

↓

It is Saturday, the 12th at 10:45

saturday

↓

and my mother is away at a party right now.

mother party

↓

Shut up, turd!

turd

↓

That, of course, is the voice of my babysitter

babysitter course voice

↓

Shelly Marsh, age 12.

marsh shelly

↓

What are you doing?

↓

I'm just thinking out loud.

loud thinking

↓

Do you have anything to say, Skylar,

skylar

↓

Shelly's boyfriend, who is sitting right here?

boyfriend sitting

↓

Go away, turd.

turd

↓

I'm sorry, did you say something Skylar?

skylar

↓

Ahhh!

ahhh

↓

Reowww...

reowww

↓

Meoww... Reowww... Reowww...

reowww reowww-reowww

↓

Meoww... Reowww... Reowww...

reowww reowww-reowww

↓

Yeah, c'mon give it up!

↓

No!

↓

Give it up, babe!

babe

↓

No!!!

↓

C'mon, baby!

baby

↓

No Skylar, I'm not putting out for you!

putting skylar

↓

Why the hell not?

↓

'Cause I'm 12!

↓

You're not gonna put out for me?

↓

No!!

↓

Well, then, screw you, bitch!

bitch screw

↓

I've got plenty of other girlfriends that will!

girlfriends plenty

↓

What? But I thought you liked me!

liked

↓

If you're not putting out then I'm movin' on.

movin putting

↓

There's plenty of chicks like you out there.

chicks plenty

↓

Screw you, prude bitch.

bitch prude screw

↓

Me and my bad ass guitar are going home. Hasta!

guitar home

↓

Gotcha!

gotcha

↓

Oh yeah, oh yeah! I'm the kid with the wild west!

west wild wild-west

↓

Shelly, guess who's busted!?

busted shelly

↓

Hey, I said, guess who's busted!?

busted

↓

You're not gonna trick me, I got the goods on you!

goods trick

↓

I don't care!

care

↓

He acted like he really liked me,

acted liked

↓

nobody's ever liked me before!

liked nobodys

↓

I can't believe I trusted him!

believe trusted

↓

I'm so stupid!

stupid

↓

But, dude, he's 22!

↓

What were you doing with him, anyway?

↓

Nobody my age would go out with me

nobody

↓

'cause I'm too ugly!

ugly

↓

You're not ugly!

ugly

↓

You don't think so?

↓

Well, you're pretty ugly, but

ugly

↓

you don't have to be dating 22 year olds.

dating olds

↓

I mean, what kind of scumbag asshole

asshole scumbag

↓

dates 12-year-old girls?

dates girls

↓

You're right, he is a scumbag!

scumbag

↓

I wish I could get him back.

wish

↓

I just don't know how.

↓

Well, I could ask Artemus Cloud Frog.

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog

↓

He would know.

↓

Huh!?

↓

If you want, I could help you.

↓

Really? You would do that?

↓

Just let me get my cowboy hat.

cowboy

↓

Reowww...?

reowww

↓

Reowww...

reowww

↓

Reowww...

reowww

↓

Reowww... Meowww... Reowww... Meowww...

meowww reowww reowww-meowww

↓

What the hell is this!?

↓

Help me, help me... this is Salma Hayek!

hayek salma salma-hayek

↓

is anybody there?

anybody

↓

Salma Hayek? Whoa, she's hot!

hayek salma salma-hayek whoa

↓

Okay, it's clear!

clear

↓

Over here, please come quick!

quick

↓

We don't have much time!

↓

This won't take me long!

↓

Reowww... Meowww... Meowww... Meowww...

meowww reowww reowww-meowww

↓

Reowww... Meowww... Reowww... Meowww...

meowww reowww reowww-meowww

↓

Reowww... Meowww... Reowww... Meowww...

meowww reowww reowww-meowww

↓

Reowww...?

reowww

↓

Hurry up in there!

hurry

↓

I'm almost done!

↓

Hellooo?

↓

Hello, Mrs. Hayek?

hayek

↓

Over here, please help me!

↓

I am lost and I have no clothes!

clothes lost

↓

No clothes, right!

clothes

↓

I'm over here, please help me!

↓

I will reward you greatly.

reward

↓

I'm right here, Ms. Hayek.

hayek

↓

Oh, please help me!

↓

What the--

↓

Please help me, I will give you tacos.

tacos

↓

Dude, somebody tricked me!

somebody tricked

↓

I'll make you pay for making me come out here, Goddamnit!

goddamnit

↓

Stupid asshole stuffed animals trying to ruin my night!

animals asshole night ruin stuffed stuffed-animals stupid

↓

My guitar!

guitar

↓

Nooooooo!

↓

That was so cool!

cool

↓

I wish we could'a seen his face.

coulda face seen wish

↓

Thanks for all your help, Eric.

eric thanks

↓

Y'know, as far as turds go, you're okay!

turds yknow

↓

Oh, my God!

↓

They're having a cat orgy!

having orgy

↓

You are all very bad kitties!

↓

That is a bad, bad kitty!

kitty

↓

Your mom's gonna be home soon.

home moms

↓

We're gonna get busted!

busted

↓

C'mon kitties, outside, c'mon...

↓

That's it, c'mon, c'mon!

↓

Uh-oh...

↓

You two ruined my career. I'm gonna get you!

career ruined

↓

Ughn!

↓

Ohhhh, ohhhhh!

ohhhh

↓

Arghhhh! What are you doing!?

↓

Ohh, you ripped my pants off...

pants ripped

↓

Oh my God, I'm not a cat!!!

↓

C'mon, we've gotta get the house clean

clean house

↓

before your mom gets home.

home

↓

Y'know, Eric, it's kinda cool

cool eric kinda kinda-cool yknow

↓

that two people who hated each other can be friends.

friends hated

↓

Yeah, I think we get along okay.

along

↓

Hi kids, I'm home!

home kids

↓

Mom, I can explain!

explain

↓

It was all Shelly's fault she didn't watch the cat!

fault watch

↓

No, it was Eric's fault he let these cats in here!

cats erics fault

↓

Oooh, what a party that was!

oooh party

↓

Wow, she passed out!

passed

↓

Luckily for us, my mom's a total lush!

luckily moms total

↓

Well let's clean up the house.

clean house

↓

Looks like everything turned out okay!

turned

↓

That's how it goes in the wild, wild west!

west wild wild-west wild-wild wild-wild-west

↓

♪ Well I'm a bad-ass cowboy living in the cowboy days ♪

cowboy days living

↓

♪ Wicky-wicky scratch yo-yo bang-bang ♪

bang bang-bang scratch wicky wicky-scratch wicky-wicky wicky-wicky-scratch

↓

♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog go save Salma Hayek from the big metal spider ♪

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog hayek metal salma salma-hayek save spider

↓

♪ Wicky-wicky wick wicky-wicky wick ♪

wicky wicky-wicky

↓

♪ Fresh cowboy from the west side ♪♪

cowboy fresh side west west-side

↓

♪ Wicky-wicky scratch yo-yo bang-bang ♪

bang bang-bang scratch wicky wicky-scratch wicky-wicky wicky-wicky-scratch

↓

♪ Me and Artemus Cloud Frog go to save Salma party pants ♪

artemus artemus-cloud artemus-cloud-frog cloud cloud-frog frog pants party salma save

↓

♪ Go down to... where... ♪♪