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South Park

Season 3, Episode 5 — Tweek vs. Craig

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Welcome to Home Ec.
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For the next week, you will be learning how to bake, sew,
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clean and make things that are lacy and pretty.
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Woo-hoo! - Yes, Wendy?
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I requested to be in Shop Class but they sent me here.
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That's right, Wendy.
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You see, some of you girls will go on to have
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interesting jobs and careers.
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But all of you pretty ones won't have to worry about that,
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because you can marry a nice man.
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And that's why we have Home Ec!
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Woo-hoo!
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I wonder why Kenny didn't want to take Shop Class?
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I don't know, he's such a wuss!
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Hey, don't screw around.
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You screw around too much.
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Y'know you guys are totally wrong about Tweek.
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Craig is way worse than he is.
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No he's not dude, Craig is a wuss.
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Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a fight,
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Craig would kick Tweek's ass.
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You wanna bet? - Yeah, I'll bet!
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How much? - Five bucks.
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You're on! - Agh!
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Hey, Tweek. - Agh!
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Dude, Craig chooses you, he wants to fight.
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He does? - Yeah, he's all pissed off at you.
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So will you fight him? - Why?
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Dude, because.
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You have to stand up for yourself.
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So will you fight him?
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Agh! He doesn't look like he wants to fight me.
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Craig, can I talk to you real quick?
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Just for a second, please.
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Craig, I'm not normally one to get involved in this kind of thing but...
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Well, I was just standing over by Tweek,
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and he called you a big poopeater.
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He did?! - Yeah, he said you eat poop,
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and that it makes your breath smell like poop,
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and that, well, you like it.
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Why would he say that?!
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I don't know, Craig, I don't know.
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But now he's over there telling everybody
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that you're a poopeater and he chooses you.
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Well, I'm gonna go over there and--
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No, no, Craig, you can't fight him here,
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Mr. Adler will just break it up.
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Tell you what, I'll go tell him you accept his challenge,