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South Park

Season 3, Episode 4 — Jakovasaurs

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This is shop class!
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My name is Mr. Adler! For the next week, rather than your normal school work,
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you will be learning how to make things!
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Now, does anybody know why you are in shop class?!
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Because we had to choose between this and Home Ec and we didn't want to be sissies?
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Wrong! You are here, because you are America's future!
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You may someday be doctors or lawyers or scientists!
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Most of you however will be pumping gas or cutting sheet metal!
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And that's why we have shop class!
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Now, let me make one thing crystal clear!
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I don't like kids that screw around!
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You screw around in shop class,
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you could loose a hand or an arm! I have a... I have a...
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Mr. Adler?!
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I was just saying that I want to know who's the biggest troublemaker in your class!
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- Tweek is! - No I'm not!
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Yeah you are, Tweek! You always get in trouble!
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Uh, hello! Excuse me, but Craig is the biggest troublemaker in our class!
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That true, Craig? You a troublemaker? - No!
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Well, you better not be, because in shop class y...
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- Hey! Did you just flip me off?! - No.
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- Yes you did! - Told ya!
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Dude, shop class sucks! Maybe we should've taken home ec!
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No way, dude! Home ec is for girls!
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Welcome to Home Ec!
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For the next week, you will be learning how to bake,
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sew, clean, and make things that are lacey and pretty!
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- Yes, Wendy? - I requested to be in shop class, but they sent me here!
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That's right, Wendy! You see,
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some of you girls will go on to have interesting jobs and careers,
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but all of you pretty ones won't have to worry about that,
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because you can marry a nice man, and that's why we have Home Ec!
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Wonder why Kenny didn't wanna take shop class!
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I don't know! He's such a wus!
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Hey! Don't screw around! You screw around too much!
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You know, y'guys were totally wrong about Tweek! Craig is way worse than he is!
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No he's not, dude! Craig is a wus!
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Dude, if Craig and Tweek got in a fight, Craig would kick Tweek's ass!
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- You wanna bet? - Yeah, I'll bet!
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- How much? - Five bucks!
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You're on!
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Hey, Tweek! Dude, Craig chooses you! He wants to fight! - He does?!
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Yeah! He's all pissed off at you, so will you fight him? - Why?!
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Dude, because you have to stand up for yourself! So will you fight him?
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He doesn't look like he wants to fight me!
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Craig, can I talk to you real quick?
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Eh, just a second! Jus...jus.
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I'm not normally want to get involved in this kind of thing, but,