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South Park

Season 3, Episode 3 — The Succubus

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Poontang's expensive.
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That's why when it comes to chicks, I just screw 'em and leave 'em.
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I say, "get out of my bedroom, poontang, before you suck my life dry."
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Thanks Mr. Garrison.
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Sure, kids!
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You're not fooling anyone.
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Shut your hole, Mr. Head!
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C'mon guys, we gotta go tell Chef he's in love with a succubus!
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Yeah, he's gonna be so thankful we told him!
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There you are, Eric!
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C'mon we have to go to the eye doctor!
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Oh, no!
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C'mon, do you want your laser-corrective surgery or not?
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Yes, but can't we wait 'til tomorrow?
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Now, hon.
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But Mom, I have to tell Chef that he's marrying a succubus.
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Hello there, children.
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Who are you?
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I'm Chef's father.
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We just flew in for the wedding.
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Oh, hi, is Chef here?
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We have to talk to him!
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Yeah, c'mon on in.
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There he is!
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Chef, we have to talk to you!
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Ooh, not now children.
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I gotta get fitted for my britches.
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Be right back!
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Well, aren't you crackers just cute as a dickens.
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You're Chef's parents?
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Yes, all his life!
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We have to talk to him!
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Well, he should be out now directly.
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Oh, he's so excited about the wedding!
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Say, would you crackers love to hear about the time
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No, that's okay.
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Ooh, it must've been about 7, 8 years ago.
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Me and the little lady was out on this boat, you see, all alone at night.
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When all of a sudden a huge creature--
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this giant crustacean from the Paleolithic era
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comes out from the water!
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We were so scared, Lord, I jumped up in the boat and said,
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Thomas, what on earth is that creature?
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It's stood above us, looking down,
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with these big red eyes--
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Ooh, it's so scary!
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And I yelled, I said, "what do you want from us, monster?"