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South Park

Season 3, Episode 3 — The Succubus

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I'm just gonna take them off as soon as I leave.
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That's why we have the little stapler.
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Oww, son of a bitch!
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They said Chef works in one of these buildings.
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Hey, dudes.
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha!
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"Ha ha ha, look at Cartman with his stupid glasses. Ha ha ha."
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Dude, just take them off!
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I can't, it's stapled to my head!
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Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha!
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I hate you guys.
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Hello and welcome to Steinburg & Burgstein, can I help you?
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We want to talk to Chef!
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Chef?
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He's a big guy with a beard and a Chef's hat.
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Oh, the black guy!
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Huh?
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Third cubicle on the left.
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Hey, aren't you that cute little kid from Jerry Mcguire?
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Uh yeah, sure, sure!
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Wow, you really got fat!
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Hey!
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Hello there children!
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Hey Chef.
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Eric, you've got glasses!
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Chef, you have to dump the bitch.
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Huh?
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We need you Chef!
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Hey Chef, we're all gonna run down to the office supply store
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and get some leather holders for our pagers, you wanna come?
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You bet!
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Chef this place isn't you.
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Children, Veronica has shown me that I've been living a very empty life.
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Meaningless sex is fun for 20 or 30 years,
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but after that, it starts to get old.
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But we don't like her!
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Why not?
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I don't know. No reason, I guess.
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Children, friends get girlfriends all the time.
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It's something even you will have to face with each other someday.
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No way, dude!
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Please Chef, I don't know what to do about my stupid glasses!
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That's easy, get some laser-corrective surgery.
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That's what I did!
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Hey, laser-corrective surgery, thanks Chef!
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You see, everything's gonna be fine.
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How about I meet you boys after work and we can play ball?
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Okay!