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South Park

Season 2, Episode 17 — Gnomes

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with her gazungas and high heels?
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What does she know about medicine?"
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Well, that intern soon saved Chad Everett's brother
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with a kidney transplant, so you see?
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No.
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- Well, let me put it another way.
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You have to give your oral report
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to the entire South Park town committee tomorrow,
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and if it doesn't kick ass and you make me look bad,
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Mr. Hat is gonna smack you bitches up.
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Wah!
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Hello there, customer. - Hello, how are you today?
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Great, what can I get for you?
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Large coffee? Small coffee?
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I'm actually interested in something else.
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I'm John Postum
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from the Harbucks Coffee corporation.
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Oh, you're that corporate guy who's been calling.
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That's right.
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How come you don't call me back?
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All we want to do is buy out your coffee shop here.
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Oh, forget it, my store is not for sale.
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My company is prepared to make you a very generous offer.
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This is a Cramsonite briefcase. All leather.
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It has four compartments and a keyless lock.
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Interested?
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I don't think so.
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My coffee shop is worth a lot to me.
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All right, how about $500,000?
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The answer is still no, Mr. Postum.
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You see, when my father opened this store 30 years ago,
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he cared about only one thing--
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making a great cup of coffee.
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Sure, we may take a little longer to brew a cup,
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and we may not call it fancy names,
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but I guess we just care a little more.
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And that's why Tweek coffee is still homebrewed
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from the finest beans we can muster.
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Yes, Tweek coffee is a simpler coffee,
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for a simpler America.
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Well, that's too bad.
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We're just gonna have to open our Harbucks
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right next door to you.
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But that could put me out of business.
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Hey, this is a capitalist country, pal.
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Get used to it.
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Hello, Mr. Tweek.
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- Hi, Officer Barbrady. - Who was that?