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Season 2, Episode 12 — Clubhouses

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Clubhouses
Air date: September 23, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Stan needs to build a clubhouse so he and Kyle can play "Truth or Dare" with Wendy and her friend, who has a crush on Kyle. Cartman and Kenny retaliate by building a clubhouse of their own; only theirs has hot chicks. Meanwhile, the Marshes marriage breaks up and Stan learns a valuable lesson about love and family.
Source: TMDB
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He must make a run for it.
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The American base is only a few feet away...
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It will take more than your weak
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American weapons to destroy me.
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Cartman, we shot your Bosnian fat ass!
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Yeah, you're dead!
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I have class 4 armour on
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that, uh, it - No, you don't!
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Special armor that's impenetrable
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to American bullets.
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Dude, every time we play Americans vs. Bosnians,
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you cheat! - Yeah Cartman, you suck.
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If you want to play Americans vs. Bosnians anymore,
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you can just play with yourself.
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That's fine, I like playing with myself.
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I'll play with myself all day long.
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What?
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Well, now what are we going to do?
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I don't know. - Hi, Stan.
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Hi, Wendy. - Kyle, doesn't Bebe
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look pretty today? - I don't know.
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She does, she looks very pretty.
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Okay. - Stan, can I talk to you
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for a second?
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Stan, wouldn't it be fun if we fixed
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Kyle up with Bebe? - No.
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If Bebe and Kyle were a couple, then we could
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invite them over to your clubhouse for dinner,
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and play parlor games and have meaningful conversations
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and sip cognac by the fireplace.
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We could? - Yes, Stan!
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But, dude, I don't have a clubhouse.
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You don't? I thought all guys had clubhouses.
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Just how many guys' clubhouses have you been in?
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Cartman don Cartman has ways of making you talk.
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Stan, you have to build a clubhouse,
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then all four of us could sit in it and play
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"Truth or Dare."
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Truth or Dare, wow! Come on, Kyle,
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we've got work to do. We do?
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We're gonna build a clubhouse.
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I have to ask my dad for help.
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Did it work? - I think it did, Bebe.
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If all goes as planned, Kyle will be
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your new boyfriend! - I hope so, Wendy.
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He's got such a hot ass!
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Hey, Phillip, pull my finger.
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All right, Terrence.
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