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South Park

Season 2, Episode 10 — Chickenpox

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those big, fat lawyer paychecks?
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I don't know. - Stewart,
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don't even get started.
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What? I'm just asking a question.
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You know your dad and I used to be best friends
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when we were teenagers.
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We even worked together at Pizza Shack.
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But he got promoted, went off to community college,
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and I didn't.
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And you know why?
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'Cause your dad's Jewish!
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Heh. I heard that.
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That ain't why, Stewart!
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It's because you are an alcoholic retard,
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and he had dreams of not eating frozen waffles
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for dinner every night!
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Hey, is it my fault you don't know how to cook?
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What am I supposed to do with frozen waffles, clamhead?
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You put 'em in the toaster, you cook em!
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You just don't know how to use spices and stuff.
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My waffle's done! My waffle's done!
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- Now, Kevin, we ain't got enough for everybody.
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You have to split that with your brother.
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Oh Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?
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Hey! We don't say fuck at the table,
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you little asshole!
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Yeah, we apparently don't say "side dishes" either.
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Kenny, honey,
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if you're gonna sneeze, sneeze on them.
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Huh?
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Hey!
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Man, your family sucks ass, Kenny.
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Whoever heard of frozen waffles for dinner?
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Come on, let's just get in our sleeping bags
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and get this night over with.
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Cartman, what the hell is that?
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It's my Urkel sleeping bag. Isn't it cool?
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No, it's not cool!
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Dude, I think I just saw a rat.
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Ah! You have rats in your house, too, Kenny?
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Mm-hmm. - Dude, seriously,
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you better stop being so poor
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or else I'm gonna start hocking rocks at ya.
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I don't think it's very healthy to sleep with rats.
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Oh.
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Okay, let me see.
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Oh, goody, you've got a fever!
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Goody? What do you mean goody?