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South Park

Season 2, Episode 8 — Summer Sucks

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Ugh. Whatever.
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What the hell's going on?
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Hey, there, boys. - Hi, Uncle Jimbo.
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How come you're not blowing things up, it's summer!
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Didn't you hear? They outlawed fireworks
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'cause a little boy blew off his hands.
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What?! - Yeah, they're not even
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having 'em at the lake this year.
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Oh, my God. Well, don't worry, boys.
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Uncle Jimbo is on the case.
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Buckle your seatbelt, Ned.
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- Mm, where are we going?
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Mexico, my amigo.
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Mm, why are we going to Mexico?
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To buy fireworks.
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Just 'cause some kid blew off his hands
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doesn't mean the rest of us have to suffer, now does it?
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Are fireworks legal in Mexico?
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Hell, everything's legal in Mexico.
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It's the American way.
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At the Dyno-Might Firework Company,
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we have a commitment to excellence.
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Our focus is on safety, while the--
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Just cut to the chase and tell us about the snake!
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Oh, okay.
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Now, the disk that we're making is approximately
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5,000 times bigger than the average snake.
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Ooh!
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We'll have to fly it in with three Comanche helicopters
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and lower it onto the ground at the lake.
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"Comanche helicopters"...
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Then we'll need 57 flamethrowers
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all set up around the perimeter of the disk
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that are all triggered to fire at the same time.
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- "Flamethrowers, triggered at the same time."
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Once lit, the snake will grow.
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And good times will be had by all.
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Wonderful. - Spectacular.
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Well, you see, fireworks at the lake
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will not only go on but perhaps be the best ever.
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Wait a minute, we're gonna need an orchestra
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to play "The Stars and Stripes."
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Hey, how about the elementary school orchestra?
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They did a great version of "Mary Had a Little Lamb"
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at their last concert.
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Yes, get the school principal on the phone,
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and we need somebody to dress up like Uncle Remus.
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Mayor, I think you mean Uncle Sam.