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South Park

Season 2, Episode 7 — City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

TMDB episode metadata

Show: South Park

Episode title: City on the Edge of Forever (Flashbacks)

Air date: June 17, 1998

Director: Trey Parker

Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Jennifer Howell

While their school bus is dangling on the edge of a cliff, the boys remember some of their past adventures. Mrs. Crabtree catches a ride into town with a stranger and winds up doing a brief stint as a standup comedienne. Back in South Park, Mr. Mackey convinces the parents that their missing children must have run away. In the end it's all a dream within a dream.

Source: TMDB

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Hello, everybody. I'm Matt Stone.

everybody matt matt-stone stone

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And I'm Trey Parker. This here is Macon.

macon parker trey trey-parker

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Say hi, old fella.

fella

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We're back to show you the versatility and nutrition

nutrition

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of one of nature's perfect foods...

foods natures perfect

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Bacon!

bacon

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That's right, today, we're gonna make

today

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French bacon sandwiches.

bacon french sandwiches

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How does that sound?

sound

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Let's start by cooking the bacon.

bacon cooking start

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Butter.

butter

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Bacon. Salt.

bacon salt

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Ooh, doesn't that smell good, Macon?

macon smell

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Well, while we're waiting for our bacon to cook,

bacon cook waiting

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let's watch our favorite episode of "South Park."

episode favorite favorite-episode park south south-park watch

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It's called "Flashbacks."

called flashbacks

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It's all about the kids getting stuck on the school bus

kids school stuck

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and their driver, Ms. Crabtree, falling in love.

crabtree driver falling love

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Flashback episodes are what you do

episodes flashback

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when you're near the end of a season

near season

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and you're fresh out of new ideas.

fresh ideas

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Hey, you ready for some bacon, Macon?

bacon macon ready

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Macon loves bacon.

bacon loves loves-bacon macon

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Okay, you want it? You want it? Do you want it?

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Yeah, that's a buddy. A little more bacon.

bacon buddy

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Little more bacon. Yeah.

bacon

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So sit back, relax, and enjoy "Flashbacks."

enjoy flashbacks relax

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And when we return, French bacon sandwiches.

bacon french return sandwiches

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Mmm.

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♪ I'm going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna have myself a time ♪

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♪ Friendly faces everywhere ♪

faces friendly friendly-faces

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♪ Humble folks without temptation ♪

folks humble humble-folks temptation

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♪ Going down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ Gonna leave my woes behind ♪

behind woes woes-behind

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♪ Ample parking day or night ♪

ample ample-parking night parking

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♪ People spouting: "Howdy neighbor!" ♪

howdy howdy-neighbor neighbor spouting spouting-howdy spouting-howdy-neighbor

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- ♪ Headed on up to South Park ♪

headed park south south-park

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♪ Gonna see if I can't unwind ♪

unwind

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♪ So come on down to South Park ♪

park south south-park

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♪ And meet some friends of mine ♪

friends meet

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Be quiet back there!

quiet

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These roads are slick!

roads slick

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Hey, Cartman! - What?

cartman

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Are you gonna share any of that cake with the rest of us?

cake rest share

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Hmm, let me think... no. - Come on, fat ass!

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You shouldn't be eating all that cake anyway.

cake eating

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Mmm. It's chocolatey and delightful.

delightful

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Give us some, Cartman! - Be quiet back there!

cartman quiet

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Whoa dude, the road is really snowy out there.

road whoa

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Dude, the road is always snowy.

road

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I know, but it's really snowy today.

today

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Mmm...

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I can't possibly finish this whole cake.

cake finish possibly whole

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Oh, yes, I can.

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Shut up, Cartman!

cartman

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Okay, that does it!

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Y'all be quiet, or the cute little bunny dies!

bunny cute dies quiet yall

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Dude, she always tries to quiet us down

quiet tries

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by threatening to kill that bunny,

bunny kill threatening

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but I wonder if she ever would.

wonder

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Oh, she would, dude. She would.

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Oh, for Christ's sake, I don't believe this!

believe christs christs-sake sake

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Come on, fat boy, give us some cake now.

cake

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I cannot possibly eat one more bit

cannot possibly

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of this chocolatey goodness.

goodness

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Oh, wait, wait, I'll try.

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Damn it, Cartman, you are such a fat!

cartman

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What did you say?!

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Uh-oh.

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Hold on!

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I'm scared! - Be quiet, kids!

kids quiet scared

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And right up here you can see a red-bellied chickadee.

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They're indigenous to this area.

area indigenous

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What was that? - What was what?

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All done.

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Sit down and shut up!

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I said quiet!

quiet

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Or else I kill the bunny!

bunny kill

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Where are we? - I have no idea.

idea

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I don't think we're in a very safe spot.

safe spot

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- Yeah, what are we supposed to do?

supposed

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Just keep your traps shut.

traps

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I'll consult the manual.

consult manual

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Miss Crabtree? - Shut up, kid!

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

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I have to watch a training video!

training video watch

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Hello, and welcome to tape seven

seven tape welcome

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of the bus driver's video guidebook,

drivers guidebook video

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"What to Do If You Become Stranded."

become stranded

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By now you've calmed down the children

children

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and kept order by using the "keep quiet

order quiet using

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or I'll kill the bunny" technique.

bunny kill technique

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Now it's time to get help.

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The most important thing to remember

remember

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is that the children will be safe

children safe

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as long as they stay on the bus.

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So do not, under any circumstances,

circumstances

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let any children off the bus.

children

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The best way to achieve this is to tell them

achieve best

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something like, "A big scary monster

monster scary scary-monster

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will eat you if you step off the bus."

step

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- Kids, do not get off this bus!

kids

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If you do, a big, scary monster will eat you!

monster scary scary-monster

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- That's right. With the children

children

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properly subdued, you can leave the bus

properly

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and go out looking for assistance.

assistance looking

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And remember your bus driver's code:

code drivers remember

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"Sit down and shut up."

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I'm going for help!

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I'll be back as soon as I can!

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Remember, don't get off this bus

remember

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or a big, scary monster will eat you!

monster scary scary-monster

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Hey, why doesn't the scary monster eat her?

monster scary scary-monster

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'Cause, dumb-ass, scary monsters don't eat

dumb monsters scary

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big fat smelly bitches.

bitches smelly

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What did you say?!

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I said Larry King will grant me three wishes!

grant king larry three wishes

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Oh.

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Dude, this is not good.

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She could have at least left the heat on.

heat least left

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Had to happen to me, didn't it?

happen

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♪ Looking for love in all the wrong places ♪

looking love places

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♪ Looking for love in too... ♪

looking love

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Oh, it's supper time.

supper

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Come to papa.

papa

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Oh, hello, little lady. Going my way?

lady

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Shut up and help me into this thing!

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Oh, okay.

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Come on, I haven't got all day!

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All right, sure, of course.

course

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Take me to the nearest town,

nearest town

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and make it snappy, you freak-ass crackpot!

freak

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Y-yes, ma'am, right away, ma'am.

maam

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So, uh, what's a fragile little doll like yourself

doll fragile

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doing out on a-- on a night like this?

night

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Look, mister, I got a busload of kids

kids mister

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trapped up on that pass.

pass trapped

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I need a crane, helicopters, all that crap!

crane helicopters

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Here, let me have some of your aspirin!

aspirin

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Ma'am, those are actually roofies.

maam roofies

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Roofies, aspirin-- right now,

aspirin roofies

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I don't give a rat's ass!

rats

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How far to the nearest town?

nearest town

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Mm... it's a ways.

ways

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You guys, what if Miss Crabtree doesn't come back

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

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and we're all trapped here forever?

forever trapped

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We couldn't get trapped here forever, Cartman.

cartman forever trapped

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We'd die after a couple of days.

couple days

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Dude! - What?

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I don't want to die on this bus with you assholes.

assholes

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You guys suck! - Will you just relax?

relax suck

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We've been in a lot worse situations than this

situations worse

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and come out of it just fine.

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Worse than this? - Well, sure.

worse

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Don't you remember that time

remember

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that the aliens kidnapped your little brother, Ike?

aliens brother kidnapped

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Now that was scary.

scary

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How come the visitors aren't coming for him?

coming visitors

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I think we have to signal them somehow.

signal

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Ow!

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Hey! He's like Rudolph! - Yeah!

rudolph

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All you have to do is fart some more, Cartman,

cartman fart

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and the visitors are sure to come!

visitors

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Really? Uh... I don't think I have to fart anymore tonight.

anymore fart tonight

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Sure you do! - Come on Cartman, fart!

cartman fart

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I don't wanna! - He can't hold it in forever.

forever

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Fart, damn you!

fart

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Okay, that does it!

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Now, listen, why is it that everything today

today

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has involved things either going in

involved

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or coming out of my ass?

coming

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Whoa. Look at that!

whoa

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It's completely immature!

completely immature

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Hey, it's happening again!

↓

It's an ice cream truck!

cream cream-truck truck

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Now do you believe us, Cartman?

believe cartman

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You guys can't scare me.

scare

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Cartman, there's an ice cream truck

cartman cream cream-truck truck

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sticking out of your ass!

sticking

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Hey look, the aliens are getting ice cream!

aliens cream

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Wow! I guess everything's gonna be okay.

everythings

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Now that was what I call a sticky situation.

situation sticky sticky-situation

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You can say that again.

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- Was that how it happened?

happened

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Stop! Let me off, you turd!

turd

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Hey, I want to help you.

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I care a lot about that busload of, uh,

care

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what was it again?

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Children. - Yeah, right.

children

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Let me come with you.

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What the hell is this crap?!

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I hate flying.

flying hate

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Talk about something I hate, it's flying.

flying hate

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Say, are those roofies kicking in yet?

kicking roofies

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Well, I don't think so!

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Damn. - You guys like impressions?

impressions

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No!

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Here's my impression of Robert De Niro.

impression robert

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"Hey, yous.

yous

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"Yous guys.

yous

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Shut up, yous."

yous

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You suck!

suck

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"Yous guys shut up."

yous

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- Sit down and shut up!

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Come on, lady! I love you.

lady love

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You love me!

love

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I said sit down and shut up!

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Baby, you're wonderful. You're a natural.

baby natural

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You're the funniest comic I've seen in years.

comic funniest seen years

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Why don't you just shut the hell up?!

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I've got to get some assistance

assistance

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to my broken-down bus!

broken

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Broken-down bus! That's great! Great angle.

angle broken

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Do you see her, dude? - Nope.

nope

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God damn it, how long is this gonna take?

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She's never coming back. Don't you get it?

coming

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She's left us here to die like pigs.

left pigs

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Calm down, dude, you're upsetting Kenny.

calm kenny upsetting

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Huh? - I can't take it anymore.

anymore

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I have to get out of here!

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No kid, you heard what Miss Crabtree said,

crabtree heard miss miss-crabtree

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there's a big, black, scary monster out there.

black monster scary scary-monster

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Well, I'm not gonna sit here

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and wait to die with the rest of you!

rest

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If I make it back, I'll send help.

send

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Don't do it, kid.

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Hmm, maybe Miss Crabtree did make up that stuff

crabtree miss miss-crabtree stuff

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about the big black monster.

black monster

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Holy crap, dude!

holy

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Gross!

gross

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Well, I guess nobody else will be getting off the bus.

nobody

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Hello?

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Oh hello, Miss Cartman,

cartman miss miss-cartman

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It's Sharon, Stan's mother.

mother sharon stans

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Oh yes, Sharon, how are you?

sharon

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Miss Cartman, is your son at home?

cartman home miss miss-cartman

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Hold on, dear, let me check.

check dear

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Hon, I made beefy logs!

beefy logs

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I made cookie dings!

cookie dings

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No, he's not here.

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Well, now I am worried.

worried

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I've tried all the houses,

houses tried

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and nobody knows where they are.

knows nobody nobody-knows

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Oh, dear.

dear

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I'm telling you, Marty, this woman is a natural.

marty natural telling woman

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I haven't seen a funnier person since Maury Povich.

funnier maury person seen

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What's her angle? - I can't even explain it.

angle explain

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You have to see it. - All right.

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This better be good.

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Come on in, come on in.

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- What the hell did you bring me to Denver for,

bring denver

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you brain-depraved fecalphiliac?!

brain depraved

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Mr. Jonas, this is Mrs. Crabtree.

crabtree

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Pleasure to meet you.

meet pleasure

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You look like a lump of dog shit

lump

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that just got hit by a car!

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What did I tell you?

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She's fantastic.

fantastic

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How would you like to make a million dollars, baby?

baby dollars million million-dollars

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How'd you like to suck my ass?!

howd suck

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- Let's get started right away.

started

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You gonna be all right?

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Don't touch me!

touch

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I'm sorry, do you need anything?

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No, I just... - What?

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I can't help but feel like I've forgotten something.

forgotten

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What time is it?

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On Wednesday or Thursday?

thursday wednesday

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Dude, I think it's Saturday now.

saturday

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What? I'm missing the new "Fantasy Island"!

fantasy island missing

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Oh man, I don't think it's very safe to be on this bus.

safe

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Well, we can't go anywhere, or else

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that big scary monster outside will get us.

monster scary scary-monster

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What do you think it is? - I don't know.

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It's a big, scary monster.

monster scary scary-monster

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Hey, maybe it's that thing Skuzzlebutt!

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What? - Don't you remember?

remember

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That time we were up camping with your uncle Jimbo and Ned?

camping jimbo uncle uncle-jimbo

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That lava's coming right for us!

coming

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Help!

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Jiminy Poke! It's the real Skuzzlebutt!

jiminy poke real

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What? Skuzzlebutt's real?

real

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Oh my God! Look at his leg!

↓

Hi, kids. I'm TV's Brent Musburger.

brent kids

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Dude, he's got Brent Musburger for a leg!

brent

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Quick, Ned, shoot it!

quick shoot

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Mm, oh, no, out of ammo.

ammo

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Hey, look!

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Dude, he's making ice cream!

cream

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Skuzzlebutt kicks ass.

kicks

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Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

situation sticky sticky-situation

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Okay, so we can agree that the monster outside

agree monster

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can't be Skuzzlebutt 'cause Skuzzlebutt's nice.

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Hey, maybe it's our teacher, Mr. Garrison.

garrison teacher

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- Don't be stupid, Cartman, our teacher wouldn't be out

cartman stupid teacher

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lying in the forest waiting to kill us.

forest kill lying waiting

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Oh, no?

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Don't you remember the time he went crazy

crazy remember

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and tried to kill Kathie Lee Gifford?

gifford kathie kill tried

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Here she comes!

comes

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Come on, you little bitch.

bitch

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It is with great pride and honor

honor pride

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that I'd like to welcome Mrs. Kathie Lee Gifford

gifford kathie welcome

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to South Park.

park south south-park

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Thank you.

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Mr. Garrison, stop! - Leave us.

garrison

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We must finish what we have begun.

begun finish must must-finish

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But Mr. Garrison!

garrison

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She's not really Kathie Lee Gifford.

gifford kathie

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She's some kind of alien.

alien

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Thank you. I love you all.

love

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See, I told you.

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Well, this is going to put a damper on the day.

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Let's have ice cream, everyone!

cream

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Beefcake!

beefcake

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Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

situation sticky sticky-situation

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But the monster outside couldn't be Mr. Garrison

garrison monster

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'cause Mr. Garrison used a gun.

garrison used

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Oh, yeah.

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Live from Burbank,

live

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it's "The Tonight Show With Jay Leno"!

leno tonight

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Tonight, Jay's special guests include

guests include special tonight

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Washed Up Actress From a Sitcom

actress sitcom washed

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and the comedy of Mrs. Crabtree.

comedy crabtree

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And now here's your host, Jay Leno!

host leno

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Just relax, sweetheart.

relax sweetheart

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You're gonna kill out there.

kill

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Kill who?!

kill

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That's great, use that.

↓

Honey, do you need anything?

honey

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Just give me another one of them roofies.

another roofies

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Sure.

↓

O-okay, I-let's try to calm down, mm-kay?

calm

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This type of thing happens all the time.

happens type

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What do you mean?

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How often does an entire third grade class go missing?

class entire grade missing often third third-grade

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- Well, 99% of the time when a child is missing

child missing

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it's because they've run away, mm-kay?

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Run away? - Oy.

↓

I knew I shouldn't have made Kyle eat that gafagahaga.

kyle

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How do we get our runaway children back?

children runaway

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Well, we just need to make make some posters, mm-kay?

posters

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Hand out brochures, okay?

hand

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That way the public can know what the children look like

children public

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and can call in if they're spotted, mm-kay?

spotted

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Let's get started right away.

started

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They could be halfway to LA by now.

halfway

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It's only a matter of time

matter

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before they're selling their bodies

bodies selling

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and buying smack!

buying smack

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Come on, everybody! - We gotta find those kids!

everybody kids

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If we all put our heads together,

heads

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we can find them!

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We can do it! - Hi!

↓

What was that? - What was what?

↓

Dude, I think the scary monster

monster scary scary-monster

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is right outside the bus.

↓

What could it be?

↓

If only we knew what we were up against.

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Oh yeah, I remember that.

remember

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Come back here, you pompous son of a pansy!

pansy pompous

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Don't let him touch you!

touch

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You'll die if he touches you!

touches

↓

I'm over here, you son of a whore!

whore

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Oh, my God! Kenny killed... death!

death kenny killed

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You... bastard?

bastard

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Yeah, but the monster outside couldn't be death

death monster

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because death only touches you, it doesn't eat you.

death touches

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Well, who really cares if that monster's outside?

cares monsters

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As long as we stay on the bus, it can't hurt us, right?

hurt

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Mommy!

mommy

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Oh, my God! He's killing Kenny!

kenny killing

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You bastard!

bastard

↓

Oh, boy, we're in big trouble.

trouble

↓

Hey, you guys, can we order a pizza?

order pizza

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What the hell are you all staring at?!

staring

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Stop laughing, you whores!

laughing whores

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I said shut up!

↓

Let's hear it for Miss Crabtree!

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

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What an up-and-comer!

↓

That was great, ma'am.

maam

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Was it? Does it even matter?

matter

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What do you mean?

↓

Success is hollow, Mitch.

hollow mitch success

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Hollow like a dead tree.

dead hollow tree

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I think it's time for me to give it up.

↓

Are you sure?

↓

I'm sure. Let's get a cup of coffee.

coffee

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I wonder when the monster's gonna come back

monsters wonder

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to feed again?

feed

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We just gotta stick together.

stick

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Yeah, there's got to be a way out of this.

↓

Hey, wait a minute. - What?

minute

↓

Remember that time Fonzie jumped over the buses

buses jumped remember

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with his motorcycle?

motorcycle

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Go, Fonzie!

↓

Hey!

↓

- You can do it, Fonzie.

↓

- We believe in you, Fonz.

believe

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- Hey!

↓

- Hey!

↓

- Oh, my God, they killed Kenny!

kenny killed killed-kenny

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- You bastard!

bastard

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- Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

situation sticky sticky-situation

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- You dumb-ass, Cartman, that's not the way it happened.

cartman dumb happened

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- Yeah, dude, Kenny just died

died kenny

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eight hours ago from that monster.

eight eight-hours hours monster

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How could he have died back then too?

died

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- Oh yeah, I guess that doesn't make sense.

sense

↓

- Oh, no!

↓

- Ah! - What are we gonna do?

↓

- Now we need more weight in the back!

weight

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No, that's too much!

↓

- There, I think we got it.

↓

- I don't know how much longer we can keep this up, dude.

longer

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- Don't worry, everything's gonna work out.

everythings worry

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It always does. - It does?

↓

- Sure, remember that time that that kid in the red shirt

remember shirt

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decided to go off on his own?

decided

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- Well, I'm not gonna sit here

↓

and wait to die with the rest of you!

rest

↓

If I make it back, I'll send help.

send

↓

Don't do it, kid!

↓

- Hmm, maybe Miss Crabtree did make up

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

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that stuff about the big black monster.

black monster stuff

↓

Holy crap, dude!

holy

↓

Hey, look, it's got ice cream!

cream

↓

Hooray!

hooray

↓

Now that's what I call a sticky situation.

situation sticky sticky-situation

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Wow, this is gorgeous.

gorgeous

↓

I don't think I've ever seen anything so beautiful.

seen

↓

From a distance, this place looks like

distance place

↓

a cold damp marsh, but once you get inside it,

cold damp marsh

↓

you realize that it has an inner beauty

beauty inner realize

↓

far surpassing others.

others

↓

Thank you for sharing your time with me, Miss Crabtree.

crabtree miss miss-crabtree sharing

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Please, call me Muffin.

muffin

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I'm having a nice time, Muffin.

having muffin

↓

Me too, Marcus.

marcus

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I've forgotten all about my cares in the world.

cares forgotten world

↓

Ah, damn, man, now I'm missing

missing

↓

the new "Barnaby Jones"!

barnaby barnaby-jones jones

↓

Hey, Miss Crabtree had that little TV

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

↓

for the training video.

training video

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Maybe we can watch TV on it.

watch

↓

Hey, yeah!

↓

And all over America, kids are turning

america kids turning

↓

to the streets and running away.

running streets

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Tonight, a very special message

message special tonight

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from the parents of some runaway children,

children parents runaway

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in hopes that their young will hear their cry.

hopes young

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Hello, Stanley. It's me, Papa.

papa stanley

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Gosh, your mother and I miss you.

gosh miss mother

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And I hope that, wherever you may be,

hope

↓

you'll hear this message.

message

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♪ Little lamb lost in the great big world ♪

lamb lost world

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♪ Runaway, findin' streets so cold ♪

cold runaway streets

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Dude, your dad's a retard.

dads retard

↓

Please come home, Kyle.

home kyle

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♪ You left home looking for something new ♪

home left left-home looking

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♪ But all you need is right here waiting for you ♪

waiting

↓

♪ Runaway from home ♪

home runaway

↓

♪ We love you just as you are ♪

love

↓

♪ Runaway, come home ♪

home runaway

↓

♪ We're sorry things went this far ♪

↓

Dude, did it ever occur to them to just look for us?

occur

↓

I hope my dad doesn't sing.

hope sing

↓

Hey, you guys, remember the time

remember

↓

I found out who my father was?

father found

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Boy, do I!

↓

As I said before,

↓

the father is somebody in this room.

father room somebody

↓

The father is... John Elway!

elway father john john-elway

↓

Sweet!

sweet

↓

Uh-oh.

↓

This kicks ass, you guys!

kicks

↓

John Elway's my father!

father john

↓

My father is John Elway!

elway father john john-elway

↓

My father is John Elway!

elway father john john-elway

↓

Get down! Get down!

↓

Come on, son.

↓

I'll buy you some ice cream.

cream

↓

Now that's what I call a... - Wait a minute.

minute

↓

I thought your father was your mother

father mother

↓

'cause she had a penis.

penis

↓

What?! Hey! You son of a bitch!

bitch

↓

I'll kick you in the nuts!

kick nuts

↓

Cartman, no!

cartman

↓

The bus is going over! - Oh, no!

↓

- Hey! We landed in ice cream. - Hooray!

cream hooray landed

↓

Wait, wait, wait, wait.

↓

This doesn't make sense.

sense

↓

This whole thing doesn't make any sense.

sense whole

↓

I must be...

must

↓

Oh, man, what a weird dream.

dream weird

↓

Are you okay, hon?

↓

Mom, I just dreamt that me and Stan

dreamt stan

↓

and Kyle and Kenny were trapped on a bus,

kenny kyle trapped

↓

and we were talking about everything

↓

that's happened to us, except that it was all wrong

except happened

↓

and everything ended with us eating ice cream.

cream eating ended

↓

Oh... well, would you like some beetles for breakfast?

breakfast

↓

Yes, please.

↓

Mmm.

↓

Mmm, beetles are good with ice cream.

cream

↓

Oh, dude, what a nightmare.

nightmare

↓

Hello?

↓

Dude, I just had the weirdest dream.

dream weirdest

↓

Really?

↓

Yeah, I dreamt that Cartman dreamt that were all trapped

cartman dreamt trapped

↓

on a bus, and then he dreamt that we were talking about

dreamt

↓

things that had happened, only they were all wrong,

happened

↓

and then he and his mother ate beetles.

mother

↓

Dude, that's a pretty up dream.

dream

↓

Yeah, I must be having some real emotional problems.

emotional having must problems real

↓

Hey, me and Cartman and Kenny are going down

cartman kenny

↓

to Happy Burger-- you want to come?

burger happy happy-burger

↓

Sure, I definitely don't want to sleep anymore.

anymore sleep

↓

See you later.

↓

I want to thank you for making me feel

↓

alive again, Marcus.

alive marcus

↓

Miss Crabtree.

crabtree miss miss-crabtree

↓

What is it? What's wrong?

↓

You realize I can't stay.

realize

↓

None of this is real.

real

↓

It's all been a little eight-year-old's dream.

dream eight olds

↓

Oh, I know. I know, Marcus.

marcus

↓

But let me just pretend as long as I can.

pretend

↓

Sure.

↓

♪ You left home looking for something new ♪

home left left-home looking

↓

♪ But all you need is right here waiting for you ♪

waiting

↓

♪ Runaway from home ♪

home runaway

↓

♪ We love you just as you are ♪

love

↓

♪ Runaway, come home ♪

home runaway

↓

♪ We're sorry things went this far ♪