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Season 2, Episode 6 — The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka

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Show: South Park
Episode title: The Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka
Air date: June 10, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison assigns the boys to learn about Vietnam from somebody they know. Stan's Uncle Jimbo and his friend Ned tell the boys their outrageous tale. Mr. Garrison doesn't believe the boy's report and gives them detention. They plot revenge against Stan's Uncle by submitting a phony video of the Mexican Staring Frog of Southern Sri Lanka to them.
Source: TMDB
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You just took one last time, silly.
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Oh, where can I hide this big pipe?
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No, I wasn't in Vietnam.
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But sometimes I like to pretend I was.
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Anyway, children, I'm going to assign you all a paper.
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I want you all to find somebody in your own life
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who was in Vietnam and interview them about it.
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What if we don't know anybody who was in Vietnam?
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Then you get an F, fail the third grade
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and have to get a job cleaning septic tanks
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to support your drug habit. - Oh.
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Dude, my uncle Jimbo was in Vietnam.
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Hey, yeah, he and Ned do that stupid TV show.
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- And now time for...
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One of our loyal viewers from South Park
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sent us some 8-millimeter film
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of what he claims to be the Mexican staring frog
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of southern Sri Lanka.
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Now, as you all know,
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the Mexican staring frog of southern Sri Lanka
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can supposedly kill you with one horrid gaze.
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If a person even so much as looks into the frog's eyes,
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they can be paralyzed or even die.
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And this film proves that that frog
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may very well exist.
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Now watch carefully.
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You're gonna see the Mexican staring frog.
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There! There, did you see it?
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Roll that back again.
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Now freeze it.
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Well, I'd like to know what
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all you skeptics have to say now.
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What do you think, Ned? - I'm scared.
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Well, be sure to join us next time.
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Until then...
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♪ We're so glad you spent a time with us ♪
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♪ While we slaughtered our way through nature's guts ♪
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♪ Come again and stay a while ♪
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♪ We'll kill a lot more living things ♪
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♪ And make them bleed ♪
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Good night.
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And we're cut, great show, guys.
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Oh, lookee who's here.
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My little nephew, Stanley.
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So you're interested in your Uncle Jimbo's
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big TV show, huh?
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No, we have to do a stupid report on Vietnam.
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You and Ned are the only guys we know who were there.