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Season 2, Episode 5 — Conjoined Fetus Lady

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Are you Kyle Broflovski?
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Yes.
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I'm the school nurse.
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Did you hurt your nose?
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Y-yes.
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Young man, why do you have your eyes closed?
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I'm not gonna hurt you.
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I know. - So open them.
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Oh.
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Whew.
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- Now, what seems to be the problem?
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I just hit my nose playing dodgeball.
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Oh, well, I'll get you an ice pack.
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What?
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Oh, I see you've noticed my disorder.
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I have a stillborn fetus growth attached to my head.
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And when she moved up and down, the little fetus jiggled.
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Ew!
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Did it talk?
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The little fetus, did it talk? - No, no. It looked dead.
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Ew!
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Was it wearing clothes?
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Dude, where is she gonna get fetus clothes?
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Oh, yeah. - Ew.
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Ew!
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And then she walked over-- - Kyle, that is enough!
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I've been reading up on your poor nurse's condition
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and it is nothing to be made fun of.
fun
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Who the hell cares what it's called,
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as long as she doesn't touch me.
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Now, that's just the kind of unawareness
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that we need to fight against.
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Sit down, boys.
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You see, boys, sometimes when babies are born,
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they're born as twins.
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But sometimes the twins get hooked together
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and they're born as Siamese twins.
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Gross!
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But sometimes,
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after the Siamese twins are joined together,
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one of the twins dies before birth.
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The living baby is born with the dead baby still attached.
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Sometimes this dead twin is inside the living person,
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so even you could have a dead twin inside you
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and not even know it.
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So now that you're educated about her disease,
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you won't need to make fun of her, right, booby?