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Season 2, Episode 2 — Cartman's Mom is Still a Dirty Slut

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Cartman's Mom Is Still a Dirty Slut
Air date: April 22, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Dr. Mephisto is about to reveal who Eric Cartman's father really is! Glass shatters and gunshots ring out. A mysterious assailant apparently shot Mephisto while the lights were off. Much to Eric's chagrin, they rush Mephisto off to the hospital. Chef rushes out the door with Mephisto in hand. They must fight against time to learn Eric's background, who is his father? Where does he come from?
Source: TMDB
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I'm the director from Los Angeles
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for "America's Most Wanted".
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You certainly made it up here quickly.
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We're desperate for stories.
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And this one is so compelling.
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Really?
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Sure, this story has everything--
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people, furniture, talking, it's a real American story.
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I thought of something.
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No, wait, that's subtraction.
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Mr. Director Person,
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what exactly do you want to do?
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Mayor, shouldn't we be focusing...
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Shh.
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We just want to do a re-creation
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of the story for our show.
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Then we'll flash a number on the screen
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that people can call if they have any information
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regarding the identity or location of the shooter.
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That's it.
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You win, we win, America wins.
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Are you sure this wouldn't make our little town
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look dangerous?
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Don't worry, mayor.
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"America's Most Wanted" is not about violence,
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it's about family.
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It is?
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Well, in that case, I guess it's okay.
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Great, we'll get started with auditions immediately.
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What part should we cast first?
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Who will the director cast first?
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Will it be Mr. Garrison, Officer Barbrady, Chef?
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I want to have an abortion.
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Well, we can do that.
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This must be a very difficult time for you, Mrs...
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Cartman, yes, it's such a hard decision but,
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I just don't feel like I can raise a child
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in this screwy world.
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Yes, Miss Cartman,
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if you don't feel fit to raise a child,
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an abortion is probably the answer.
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Do you know the actual time of conception?
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About eight years ago.
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I see, so the fetus is...?
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Eight years old.
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Miss Cartman,
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eight years old is a little late
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to be considering abortion.
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