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Season 2, Episode 1 — Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Air date: April 01, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus".
Source: TMDB
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The subway certainly is wonderful, Terrance.
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It sure is. Let's look for treasure.
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Yes, let's look for treasure.
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Hello?
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Hello. Is this Scott from Canada?
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Yes, yes, it is.
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You're a journalist, right?
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Yes, I'm a television critic for magazines.
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I understand that you hate Terrance and Phillip.
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Yes, yes, I do.
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They think fart jokes are a sophisticated form of comedy,
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but they're not.
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Well, what if I were to help you get rid of them
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once and for all?
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Who is this?
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Let's just say that I'm someone who can help you
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if you help me.
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Just call me your old pal, Saddam Hussein.
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Saddam Hussein, the Iraqi dictator?
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Hey, relax, guy, I'm just your average Joe.
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Take a rest!
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What do you want?
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You want Terrance and Phillip out of Canada.
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I want you to bring me and my friends into Canada.
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That sounds like a fair trade, doesn't it?
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Super, let's get started.
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I'm not sure I should trust you.
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Hey, relax, guy, trust me.
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Well, it's too bad we didn't find any treasure
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on the subway, Phillip.
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Oh, hello, Ugly Bob.
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Hello, Terrance. Hello, Phillip.
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My God, you're looking hideously ugly today, Ugly Bob.
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How come you guys say stuff like that?
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Because you're Goddamned ugly, Bob.
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I know, but--
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Ugly Bob, your face looks like somebody tried
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to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.
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I can't help how I look.
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Besides, it's not what's on the outside that matters,
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it's what's on the inside.
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No, it isn't.
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Want to see what's on the inside of me?
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Wait, wait, I've got an idea!
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Why don't you put this paper bag over your head, Ugly Bob?
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Yes, if people can't see your face,
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they won't know how wretchedly ugly you are.
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Really? Hey, thanks, you guys.
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