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Season 2, Episode 1 — Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus

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Show: South Park
Episode title: Terrance and Phillip in Not Without My Anus
Air date: April 01, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
The show starts off with the build up from last season's cliffhanger revolving around Cartman's paternal origins. However, just as it seems they are about to get on with the second half of "Cartman's Mom Is A Dirty Slut," they do a 180 degree turn-around and reveal that for April Fool's Day they will be showing Terrance & Phillip in "Not Without My Anus".
Source: TMDB
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That monster is sitting right over there
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and his name is Terrance!
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Terrance, you farted in court.
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Yes, Phillip, I'm making a case for our defense.
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All of these things link Terrance to the murder.
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Hair fibers, blood samples, nail clippings,
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a piece of his shirt,
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a watch with his initials on it.
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A day planner with the murder scheduled.
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A haiku called "Time to Kill Dr. Jeffrey O'Dwyer".
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"Dr. O'Dwyer, time to have your head smashed in
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with my new hammer."
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Terrance, you may be a famous surgeon,
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but you're not God!
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J'accuse, Terrance.
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Would you like a "monkey claw", Phillip?
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Yes, please.
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That's called the "monkey claw"
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because it feels like my colon is being ripped apart
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by a thousand monkeys.
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The "monkey claw" is smelly.
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Come on, get a move on.
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I ain't getting any younger up here.
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My sentiments exactly, Your Honor.
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I see from your accent that you're southern Canadian.
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That is correct.
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Good people of the jury, my client, Terrance,
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is an innocent man.
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Oh, Phillip, now you farted during the closing argument!
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I have, haven't I, Terrance?
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Your Honor,
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the defense is trying to make a mockery of this court.
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They think that farts are funny, but they're not!
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Sustained.
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Good people of the jury, my client Terrance
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is no more a murderer than you or me.
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He loves puppies and hates mean things.
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Would a murderer go to the zoo and feed animals like this?
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Of course not.
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So in summation, find Terrance innocent,
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or else he'll kill you.
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Just kidding.
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The defense rests.
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God damn it, that isn't funny.
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Madam foreperson, have you reached a verdict
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so we can get the hell out of here?
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We have, your honor. We have found Terrance
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in the above entitled action of murder
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