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Season 1, Episode 11 — Tom's Rhinoplasty

TMDB episode metadata
Show: South Park
Episode title: Tom's Rhinoplasty
Air date: February 11, 1998
Director: Trey Parker
Top billed cast: Trey Parker, Matt Stone, Isaac Hayes, Mary Kay Bergman, Mona Marshall, Jennifer Howell
Mr. Garrison deserts the class for a visit to Tom's Rhinoplasty. All the boys compete for the attention of their beautiful substitute teacher Ms. Ellen.
Source: TMDB
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snapped some cartilage.
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All the blood and mucus,
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just the sound of bone and sinew coming apart.
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Ohh...
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By the way, did you ever see that movie "Contact"?
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Oh, stop, that movie was terrible!
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Oh, I'm sorry, Mr. Garrison,
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why don't you get some rest?
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I'll check on you a little later.
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I waited through that entire movie
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to see the alien and it was her goddamn father.
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Okay, kids, remember your homework.
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We have a lot of catching up to do.
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Good-bye, Miss Ellen.
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Stop kissing ass, Cartman!
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I'm not kissing ass, you stupid slut!
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Miss Ellen, can I talk to you?
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Of course, Wendy.
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I couldn't help but notice you taking a liking
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to my boyfriend Stan.
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Oh, well, I've taken a liking to all of you.
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You're all so young and cute and full of life.
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Can I tell you something, Miss Ellen?
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Of course, Wendy.
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Don't with me!
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What? - You heard me!
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Stay away from my man, bitch,
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or I'll whup your sorry ho ass back to last year!
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Bye, Miss Ellen!
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Well, I certainly want to thank
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all you lovely children
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for the presents you bought me!
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Oh, what a delightful scarf!
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Thank you, Kyle!
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Loser gift, loser gift!
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And here's one from Kenny.
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Oh, thank you very much, Kenny.
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This is a very scrumptious-looking sausage.
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Oh, and what a nice alarm clock.
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Thank you, Stan.
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And here's another present, from Wendy.
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Oh, why, it's a dead animal. Thank you, Wendy.
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See? She liked my present the best!
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Where's your present, Cartman?
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Well, I got Miss Ellen a chocolate pie,
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but I, uh, left it at home.
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Okay, kids.
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We're gonna take a spelling test now.
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