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South Park

Season 1, Episode 9 — Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo

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Oh boy, here we go again.
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He comes out of the toilet every year
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and gives presents to everybody
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who has a lot of fiber in their diet.
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Kyle, shh!
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It's true, he doesn't care what faith you are.
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♪ Mr. Hankey, the Christmas Poo ♪
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♪ He loves me and I love you ♪
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♪ Therefore... ♪ - Don't mind him.
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He's a very disturbed little boy.
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Okay Kyle, we're leaving right now.
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Wait! - Anyway, I'll put together
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a crack team of my best workers
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to make sure this will be
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the most non-offensive Christmas ever,
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to any religious or minority group of any kind.
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Are there any other suggestions?
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Yes, Mr. Garrison.
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Could we get rid of all the Mexicans?
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No, Mr. Garrison,
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we cannot get rid of all the Mexicans.
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Rats!
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It is sick and disgusting.
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And we simply will not have it.
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Your father's right Kyle.
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Sheila, let me handle this.
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Having imaginary friends is fine Kyle,
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but this simply will not do.
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Listen to your father, Kyle.
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Now I want you to repeat after me--
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there is no such thing as Mr. Hankey.
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But Dad, he always... - Say it!
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There's no such thing as Mr. Hankey.
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Again.
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There is no such thing as Mr. Hankey.
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This is for your own good, bubby.
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Now you go brush your teeth and march into bed.
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You won't be opening your Chanukah present tonight.
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Probably just another stupid dreidel anyway.
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What did you say?
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I said Ike's on fire!
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Uh-oh.
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Oh, my god!
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It isn't fair.
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I don't wanna be an outcast!
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I'm not hearing that.
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Hello?
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Mr. Hankey?