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Season 1, Episode 8 — Starvin' Marvin

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Kenny's family is going to have a pretty corny Thanksgiving.
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Corny. Gravy.
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Corny Thanksgiving, hoo!
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Anyway, children, I understand a few of you have
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brought in something special for show-and-tell.
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Yeah, yeah, we do!
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All right, boys, show us what you've brought.
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This is our new Ether-nopian, Starvin' Marvin.
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He can do really cool stuff with his voice.
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Show 'em, Starvin' Marvin.
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No, Starvin' Marvin, that's Kenny's creamed corn.
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No, Starvin' Marvin, that's a bad Starvin' Marvin!
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Boys, what the hell are you doing?
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This is horribly, horribly wrong.
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How did you get this child?
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He was accidentally delivered to us
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instead of a sports watch.
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The sports watch from the commercial?
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Yeah, that one. - I want a Starvin' Marvin.
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Me too. - Yes, I'll pay $50 for one.
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Boys, you're too young to take care of a child.
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I'm afraid I'm going to have to call
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the Red Cross and have him returned.
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Ah, I told you we shouldn't have
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brought him to school dude.
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Okay, thank you very much.
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Yes, you can pick him up tonight. Bye now.
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Now, boys, I hope you've learned your lesson.
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No.
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You can't care for this child!
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But I thought we were supposed
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to care on Thanksgiving.
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Yes, but you don't actually get
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involved with the child's lives.
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You're supposed to just send money,
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and once in a while they write you a letter.
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You see, Marvin didn't grow up
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in a normal place like South Park.
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So why can't he live here now?
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Because he can't! - Because why?
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Because eight year olds can't be parents!
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Then you take care of him.
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I can't. I--Umm, I'm very busy.
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I send my $5 a month, see?
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This sucks, Starvin' Marvin is our friend.
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Oh well, back to the poor country with you.
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You better watch what you say, Cartman!
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You might be poor and hungry some day.