♥ Saved GIFs

Loading…

View all favorites →

South Park

Season 1, Episode 8 — Starvin' Marvin

TMDB episode metadata
2b706147-0558-400b-b4fb-b8ea103519fc.gif
Oh.
aa8c7e86-cc82-487f-ba05-b3140f0417ac.gif
Ask her if we get the watch right away.
07fc840f-e54b-47ce-bd02-0f0d0fcecb63.gif
Do we get the sports watch right away?
46a153f6-1e1c-48ac-b11b-c228a2d7856f.gif
- She says we do. - Cool.
e405e33d-684c-485b-8b67-f30cbef754ee.gif
I get to wear it first, you guys.
4f10d881-d678-402d-89f2-17710c3b8413.gif
I can't wait to get out of school
149db3d8-1ff7-4ea5-90de-9ddb18015cf6.gif
and get our Teiko sports watch.
fe1a80a6-41da-4c3b-bdba-167c0ce446a7.gif
Yeah, but I get to wear it first, I said.
a6bb72d7-e84e-43c3-8678-60d728807e40.gif
Children, children! To honor this special time
b378e888-0ab7-40a8-b003-bf80b555c6cf.gif
of year, we'll be doing a canned food drive.
e4bcf262-4555-4136-926b-a948fc33d369.gif
Does anybody know what a canned food drive is?
855448ec-2c53-4b60-8a12-3e0f84e0f11a.gif
Yes, Eric?
d367f0e2-6430-431e-9bdf-56b0ab1acdd1.gif
When they cut up a chick's stomach
4b0ac427-0187-4249-a07b-a579e3120267.gif
to get a baby out?
b3137a92-733c-43f2-bc29-8a310bd62de4.gif
No, that's a Caesarian Section, Eric, but that's okay,
3a68d655-d8ed-442e-a215-0889c2df7aee.gif
remember, there are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
35ce484f-a61e-4031-8938-a1039ba88be5.gif
A canned food drive is when we collect canned food
bd97a2a9-ffe1-493f-93e6-1e31b76d9529.gif
for poor people who can't afford to eat on Thanksgiving.
63afe1d8-7115-470b-bd7c-123a9921d481.gif
You mean, like Kenny? - Exactly.
3fe42580-e37b-4732-bf79-68d2aae72ab9.gif
Mr. Garrison?
1a4de254-2640-46c4-bb93-b4765fe20c79.gif
Why do poor people always smell like sour milk?
9f740973-cda4-4cda-98bb-356aae246fa3.gif
I don't know, Eric, they just do.
c8ae2b30-01b6-4daf-876f-c401d8fa0045.gif
Now, children, I want each of you to bring
d90c01d4-1e06-474c-b6ab-d2a993875d52.gif
in one can of food.
553a9a3d-3dce-47f8-aa53-d02aa029072d.gif
And later, the mayor of South Park will
1f18166b-3336-4ba3-abe0-e02203d31147.gif
divide it up amongst Kenny's family and other poor people.
1bed02e0-3625-4443-be2b-cc46d691222e.gif
I'm not bringing in food for poor people, screw them!
61de1f9a-49da-4844-888e-89353b3d09bd.gif
Don't you want to help those who are less fortunate?
f005b0e3-4a43-4c9c-a4b6-bb6f45d2f318.gif
Hey you guys, do you hear something?
5d06e26b-ee06-4e2c-9266-9cc228db2109.gif
I--I think I hear the flower children calling!
5af07019-6918-41dc-aaa1-b6d8c6d180a4.gif
This is the one time of year
39c8134a-2e40-40d0-8398-ac89ec18a189.gif
you're supposed to care about people who can't eat!
f39be11f-ed77-4cae-92f2-80df10737065.gif
Isn't it enough that I pay taxes?
1069f9e9-1a24-4b65-9d50-c99653403408.gif
What about the poor houses that I pay for?
0f0e945f-836c-4fd9-9daa-36949101cb50.gif
Many would rather die than go to those places!
23407034-6c0f-4f42-814e-38785e2380c8.gif
Well then, perhaps they should,
8abafa33-686f-4f8c-87cf-e9d0b21ed514.gif
and decrease the surplus population!
3419a231-ea96-4701-bd30-12597b70d1f2.gif
Okay, kids, that's enough Dickens for one day.
67e2b344-0161-4e7d-a17b-0a9e652280c1.gif
Let's get on with our lesson, right, Mr. Hat?
f1c91bfa-6b1c-437f-a832-90b0a71f6340.gif
That's right, Mr. Garrison,
ce5d9aff-cbe7-43cc-9713-3761cbb5769a.gif
Englebert Humperdink was the first person
22f49e5b-112e-473e-bb61-26ed3cbd61c6.gif
on the moon. Who was the second?
accd0fbc-2e5e-42f1-b706-1c170aedf4de.gif
Aaaah!
2b3cf1e8-36b8-4c31-9baa-7fa3d691e88d.gif
What the hell is going on? - Aaaah!
0ebfedc6-10f3-4aba-b211-4e7009ee97c4.gif
Well, you don't see that every day.
d3034363-9967-4704-bfa9-495cf555f8eb.gif
Okay, now, once we have all the canned foods collected,
40f64e23-3057-4809-9110-1126fe822f71.gif
we'll need some clever way to distribute them to the poor.
fddb6802-6753-44be-bd53-951f5e255b7b.gif
It should be something festive.