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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 2, Episode 5 — Hundred Dollar Baby

CHARLIE: Dee, I think what Mac's trying to say

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s that it's probably the greatest movie of all time.

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DENNIS: That's 'cause it is.

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"Rocky IV" is not the greatest movie of all time.

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Dee, what do you consider to be a good movie?

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I don't know "Million Dollar Baby".

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Are you kidding me? That is ridiculous.

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- Come on. It won an Oscar. - "Rocky IV" has Stallone in it

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and he bashes a Russian's face to all smithereens.

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Lifting anvils and shit, and pulling trucks through the snow.

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"Million Dollar Baby" is totally unrealistic.

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Girls can't fight. They don't have muscles.

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- It's true. - That's a horribly sexist.

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It's not sexist. It's just truthful.

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Girls can't pull trucks through snow.

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- Can you pull trucks through snow? - I absolutely could.

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- You can barely walk in the snow. MAN: Excuse me.

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- That's true. - Time out.

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- Is the truck parked in neutral? - That's a good question.

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- Hey! - What, dude?

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Empty your pockets.

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- Now. - Okay.

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Hey, let's just all stay calm.

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(groans)

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Nice friends.

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Maybe, one to two inches of snow?

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- One to two inches. - And a Ford F-150.

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Right. In park, but no emergency brake.

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- Maybe I could pull it four feet. - I'd give him four feet.

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I'd give him five. What's with the gym bag?

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Just got back from a "Boxercise" class at the gym.

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"Boxercise"? (laughs) What kind of queer shit is that?

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- I'm learning self-defense. - Deandra.

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You wanna learn self-defense, you come to Daddy.

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I mean, all during the '60s, before I met my whore wife, I was a boxer.

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- They called me Frankie Fast Hands. - Frankie Fast Hands, everybody.

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Yeah, keep livin' in the past, Dad.

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Is this about that stupid "Million Dollar Baby" movie, Dee?

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No, actually, Mac, it's about being left in an alley with a mugger

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because my chickenshit brother and his friends ditched me.

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- You ditched your sister? - Absolutely.

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- With a mugger? - The guy had a knife.

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Of course we did. What were we supposed to do?

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If I was there, I would have used my Frankie Fast Hands technique.

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Dad, technique don't mean shit out on the streets. Guys have knives.

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Yeah. In boxing, there are rules. On the streets, we ain't got no rules.

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Ain't no rules out on the streets.

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You guys got no rules on the streets, you.

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FRANK: Oh, please. Will you stop talking about the streets,

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you three jackasses, like you've been there?

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Any underground street fight in Philadelphia,

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you'd find tons of technique. - You think you could teach me?

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In a month I'll have you kicking all their asses.

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Right. See you then. Dennis, I have an idea.

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(indistinct shouting)

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- Well, this is awesome. - Yeah. This is amazing.

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There's blood everywhere. It's beautiful.

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Yeah, and we were totally right. These guys don't have any technique.

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They just get all cranked up like a bunch of animals

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and beat the Christ out of each other.

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DENNIS: Look at all this money being thrown around.

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- Dude, we gotta get in on this. - Oh, yeah.

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Really, I think it's about who can take the biggest beating.

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- Yeah. (crowd shouting) MAN: Get up!

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You know who can take a really good beating?

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- Charlie. - Charlie.

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Here she is, the old gym.

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(sniffs) Smell that?

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- That's the smell of hard work. - And feet.

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That's the smell of big dreams. The smell of glory.

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- It smells like feet. - And feet. Does smell like feet.

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- Frank? - Oh, shit.

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Frankie Fast Hands! (laughs)

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Holy crap. I knew it was you. I haven't seen you in years.

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(stutters) Hey, Frankie, it's me. Bobby Thunderson.

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- Yes. Yes. Yes, Bobby. - Look at you!

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You really let yourself go.

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Are you trying to get back into fighting form?

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No, I'm actually, teaching my daughter some self-defense.

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Holy... Holy shit, man. I'm training my daughter too.

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Hey, what do you know? Hey, look at her. Look at her over there.

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Look, look, look. Oh! (grunts)

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Amazing. Hey, she's pretty too, huh?

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Like her old man, huh? (laughs)

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Well, it's really nice seeing you, Bob. Come on.

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Hey, don't listen to everything this guy tells you.

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You don't wanna get knocked out in the first round.

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Oh, my God, that's an annoying sound he makes.

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- Asshole. - Yeah, asshole.

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Okay, don't listen to anything he says. He's a real creep.

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All right, now. Here, we're gonna start weight training.

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First things first, squats.

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- Okay. That's it. - Uh, that looks really heavy.

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Look. This is not gonna be a half-assed workout.

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We gotta really get into it. It's gonna hurt.

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Yeah, but I can't lift that.

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Just position yourself under the bar and listen to me.

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All right. You're gonna take all the weight on your neck.

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Then you're gonna jam your legs down and hyperextend your ankles

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and then shoot back up and lock your knees in place.

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Not one of those things sounds right to me at all.

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Look. You wanna fight like a man?

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You gotta train like a man. Now, come on. Give me a squat.

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- Ready. Go! Go. (grunts) - Oh, my God!

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- Keep it up. Keep it up. - Daddy, I can't. It's... I can't.

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At least I got the one. Right?

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Yeah. Get out, get out, get out.

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We got a lot of work to do.

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(Charlie groaning) MAC: Good, good.

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- Ah! - Mmm-hmm.

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(moans) What are we doing?

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Charlie, you're, like, the toughest guy we know.

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- Yeah? - Nobody can kick your ass, right?

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- Practically invincible. - Yeah.

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- Yeah, what's your point though? - Here's what's gonna happen, pal.

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Dennis and I are gonna train you

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to be an underground street fighter. - What? That is brilliant.

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- Yeah, it is. - Okay, what's the first step?

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Well, first step is getting that shirt off.

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Yeah, let's go ahead and get that shirt off.

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- Why would I do that? - She's just gonna weigh you down.

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Yeah, and Rocky never wears a shirt when he trains

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so let's just go ahead and rip that bad boy off.

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I think I'm gonna wear it.

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That's ridiculous. You can't train and wear a shirt, dude.

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Now it's becoming this whole big thing. It feels a little gay.

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It's not gay, Charlie. Just take your shirt off.

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Why can't I just get, like, all excited

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and passionately rip it off in the moment?

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Why can't you just take your shirt off for us?

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Just drop it for now. It's not that big of a deal. (mutters)

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- All right, all right. - Maybe you should punch something.

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- There you go. - Yeah, you should punch something.

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- Why don't you punch this board? - Okay. Hold it steady for me.

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- Watch your eyes. - All right, come on.

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- Oh! MAC: Oh, that's... (groaning)

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- That looks like it stings. - God. What's that made out of?

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It's a board, so it's, you know, made out of wood.

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- It's, like, particle board. - It's harder than wood, dude.

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No. It's actually softer than wood.

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- Yeah, it's a lot softer than wood. - Petrified wood.

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- What happened? I thought you... - I guess I wasn't drunk enough.

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Oh, yeah. You should probably be really drunk for this.

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- We should all be drunk for this. - Let's get really drunk.

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- All right. - Yah. I'll get some beers.

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- Come with me. - Wait, wait, wait. Let him go.

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- Mmm. - I don't know what happened.

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Mmm. Mmm. Mmm.

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Whoa, whoa, whoa. Deandra, we've been at this for days now.

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It's like you have no motor skills.

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Just grab that bar and jerk it down behind your neck.

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Hey! How's the chip off the old block doin'?

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Bobby, not now, okay?

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Hey, your old man ever tell you how we fought back in '61?

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They billed it as, "Beauty Versus the Beast". (laughs)

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Wasn't much of a fight. First-round knockout.

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(sputters) - He went down like a... - Wait, wait. Hold on a second.

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What's goin' on with you? What, are you trying to humiliate me?

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Uh, I think you did that to yourself 40 years ago.

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You know damn well you hit me after the bell.

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- That was a cheap shot. - What... excuses are like assholes.

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Everybody's got one, and they all stink.

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- You wanna go at it right now? - Whoa, whoa, whoa.

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You wanna settle this now? Let's do it right here.

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Let's settle this son of a bitch right here.

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Take it easy here. Come on. Jesus. Show a little class, will you?

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Geez. Look, I'm an old man. I don't fight no more.

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I let my daughter do my fighting for me.

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And maybe in a couple years, when this little graham cracker

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might have the stuff to compete, maybe we'll see.

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Wait. You know what, asshole? Why don't you go to hell?

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Dee, stay out of this. - No.

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This guy has been all over us since we walked into this place.

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I tell you what, jerk. Why don't you take your big mouth

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and go someplace else with it? - Listen, little buttercup,

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I'm just bustin' your old man's balls.

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You don't have to get your panties in an uproar.

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- Oh, my God. - Are you standing there? Move.

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- That guy is such an asshole. - Don't blame it on him.

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You're not makin' any progress. I'm goin' to get the jump rope.

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- Men are such pricks. - Oh, tell me about it.

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I bet you're real tired of them pushing you around.

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- Oh, God, you have no idea. If- only there was a way

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that you could be physically tough enough to intimidate men.

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I'm sorry. Do I know you?

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Let's just say I provide a much needed service around this place.

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Step into the shadows and, uh, we'll talk.

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(knocking on door) Yeah?

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MAC: Mac and Dennis, dude. Open the door.

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- What? - Mac and Dennis. Open the door.

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DENNIS: Open the door, bro.

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All right, guys. Hang on a second. It's like, uh...

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It's like 11:00 in the morning here.

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- We don't care. Open the door. - Surprise, bitch.

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(laughter) (yelling)

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- You're hittin' me with that? - Charlie, let's be honest.

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Punching boards isn't your thing.

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- But that's okay. - Yes, that's okay,

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because for you it's not gonna be about inflicting punishment,

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t's gonna be about having punishment inflicted upon you.

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We need to smash things all over your body.

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- Yes! - No.

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Charlie, we need to build up your tolerance to beatings.

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- Hence the smashing. - We used a trash can,

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but Dennis wanted to use a chair. - I think he's ready for a chair.

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- That's way too excessive. - That guy's ready for a chair.

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- No, he's not ready for a chair. - I'm tellin' you, he's ready.

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Hey! Guys! I can handle a chair. Go get a chair.

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See what you're doing to him? You're getting him all worked up.

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- He's the toughest guy we know. - Yes, he is, but he...

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Hey, Mac! Get a chair, smash it on my back.

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That's the right attitude. He's got the right attitude.

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I'll tell you what. Charlie, go put on those little short-shorts.

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Let's take things to the next level.

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But first things first, let's get good and drunk.

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- Let's get drunk. - Yeah!

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(whooping)

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(cheering) Drink this. Drink this.

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Now, just to be clear, these aren't steroids, right?

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No, no, no, no. Of course not.

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These are performance-enhancing supplements.

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Okay, so how long before I start to notice something?

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This is the good stuff. You'll feel it almost immediately.

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But I should warn you, you may experience some mood swings,

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some irrational thinking here and there,

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but it is nothing compared to the long-term effects.

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Which are what?

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You ever punched a guy so hard in the eye he swallowed it?

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I'll get some water.

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- How do you feel, man? You drunk? - Yeah. I'm pretty wasted.

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Great. All right. So what do we smash first?

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- I wanna smash a crate on his... - Yeah, a crate on his back.

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- Why don't you punch me? - Punch you? Punch you?

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I'm probably gonna get punched a lot in the tournament, right?

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Yeah. All right. Okay, that's a good point.

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So let's pop that shirt off, and we'll start punching.

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- Oh, my God. Really? - Yeah, man.

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Every time I'm gonna take it off...

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This is gonna be so much better with your shirt off, dude.

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- Why can't you just take it off? - Just take it off.

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You're ruining the moment.

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- What is with you and the moment? - You know what? Forget it.

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- Who do you want to punch first? - I don't care.

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- That was good. - Well, you caught me off guard.

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(groans) (laughs) That was a big part of it.

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That was the same spot. The same exact spot.

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Charlie, if we keep this up,

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you're gonna be the best underground street fighter ever, bro.

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- Okay. Okay, Deandra. - Just 10 more minutes.

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- No, no. That's it. Dee, that's... - I love it. I need more of it.

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Deandra, enough. Enough.

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Come on, what the hell has gotten into you the last couple of days?

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What the hell is that supposed to mean?

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You think I can't do this by myself? You think I'm on something?

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- "On something" I never said that. - Then don't. Don't start.

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Hey, now we're talkin' here. She's a killer.

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You're goddamn right I'm a killer.

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You look like a Holocaust victim in pageant makeup.

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- I will eat your babies, bitch. - Bring it!

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- Nobody's eating anybody's babies. - You lookin' to spar, little girl?

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- No. No fight. She's not ready. - Oh, I'm ready.

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- No, you're not ready. - I'm ready! Let me eat her babies.

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- What about next Friday, huh? - Yeah. How's Friday?

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- You're crazy. - How's Friday to you?

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What's the matter, "Frankie Fat Hands"?

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You're afraid she's gonna get knocked out just like you did?

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- Hey! - Get this liar off of me here.

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No! No! You stop it. This is my fight. Do you understand me?

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I'm sick of men getting in my way. This is my fight. You hear me?

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You hear what I'm saying?

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Maybe we should leave these two alone, huh?

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Okay. We'll see you next Friday, huh?

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"Beauty Versus the Beast II." (laughs)

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Come on, Brianna. Here we go.

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- You're not ready for this fight. - Oh, I have an idea, Dad.

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Why don't you shut your fat little monkey face and hold the bag?

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I'm gonna paralyze this bitch.

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(grunts)

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#Try to be best 'Cause you're only a man

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#And a man's got to learn To take it

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#Try to believe Though the going gets rough

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#That you gotta hang tough To make it

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#History repeats itself Try and you succeed

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#Never doubt that you're the one

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#And you can have your dream

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#You're the best around

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around

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#And nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#Down

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#Fight till the end 'Cause your life will depend

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#On the strength That you have inside you

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#Oh, gotta be proud Standin' out on the cloud

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#When the odds in the game Defy you

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#Try your best to win them all

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#And one day time will tell

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#When you're the one That's standing there

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#You've reached the final bell

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#You're the best around (yells)

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#Down

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#Whoa, whoa, Oh you're the best around

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around

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(shouting) #Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down

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#You're the best around (laughing)

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#Nothing's gonna ever Keep you down#

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Yes, Dad, I know the fight is in a few hours, all right?

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I'm trying to find my goddamn headband. Is that okay?

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Is it okay with you if I find my headband before I come down there?

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Is that all right with you, Dad? Jesus!

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Why didn't we get the orange one like I said?

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This one might as well be goddamn camouflaged!

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Oh, good. Are you happy now?

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I just punched a hole in my wall!

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(sobbing)

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- Are you sure you're okay, dude? - No, I'm not.

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I start thinking, you know, and it makes...

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(growls) It makes me so angry.

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(laughing)

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What am I saying?

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Okay.

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We're gonna go. We're gonna go sign you up for the fight.

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- Yes! - You stay here and eat your eggs.

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Have the... Have... Make sure you eat some of the sandwich.

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MAC: Yeah, you can just meet us down there, all right?

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- Can you meet us later? - Yeah.

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- Meet later? Can I meet you later? - Are you gonna meet us down there?

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Yes, I'm gonna meet you there later!

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All right.

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(growling)

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(laughing)

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All right, sign here, here and here.

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- And what is this? - These are waiver forms

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n case your fighter is seriously injured or killed.

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Oh, we don't care about that. Sign away.

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- What's the fighter's name? - Clown Baby.

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- Clown Ba... Clown Baby? - Yeah.

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- You mean like a baby clown? - Not a baby clown. A clown ba...

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It's like a baby... It's like a clown that is a baby.

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- I said cl... Clown baby. - Mmm-mmm. You said baby clown.

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- I don't even care. - Yep.

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"Clown Baby"? What in the hell kind of a name is Clown Baby?

#349

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Bro, it's perfect. Nobody's gonna bet on a guy named Clown Baby.

#350

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He's gonna be a huge underdog.

#351

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Which means we stand to make even more money off him.

#352

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- Exactly. - Oh, that's brilliant.

#353

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Hey, pal, 500 bucks on Clown Baby.

#354

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Oh, Dennis. $500? That's all we got, dude.

#355

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You saw Charlie. We turned that kid into an animal.

#356

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Yeah? Call me a Holocaust victim? Say you're prettier than me?

#357

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Okay, maybe that part might be a little bit true.

#358

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We'll see how pretty you are as soon as I punch a hole in your goddamn...

#359

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Wha...

#360

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Where the... Who took my shit?

#361

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I might have had some.

#362

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What did you just say, you little bitch?

#363

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I might have had some of your pills or whatever.

#364

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Oh, yeah?

#365

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I am gonna punch a hole through your face.

#366

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- I'd like to see you try that. - Yeah?

#367

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(table rattling)

#368

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- Oh, you're gonna die! - Oh, I am gonna rip your face...

#369

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Make a shirt out of it, and I'm gonna wear it.

#370

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I'm gonna take one second to take my shirt off,

#371

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and then you're gonna die!

#372

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(grunts)

#373

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What the... Hey, listen, lady.

#374

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You wanna beat up on your little boyfriend, do it somewhere else.

#375

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Watch the car.

#376

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(snarling)

#377

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- Dude, where is your fighter? - He'll be here.

#378

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- He'll be here? When? - Yes! Soon!

#379

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Okay, you have five minutes to put a fighter in that ring.

#380

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Okay.

#381

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- Just spooke with Charlie. - Well, where is he?

#382

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- He's in jail with Dee. - What?

#383

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Apparently they got all hopped up on amphetamines or something

#384

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and beat the shit out of some guy in front of the bar.

#385

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- Amphetamines? - Yeah, steroids or something.

#386

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- I don't know. - Damn it, Charlie.

#387

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Look at the dude he was supposed to fight. He's the scrawniest...

#388

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Charlie would have killed him. We're gonna miss out on all this money.

#389

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- Anybody could kick that guy's ass. - I know.

#390

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Come on. You could kick... You could kick that guy's ass.

#391

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You think?

#392

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Oh, my God. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you're the second toughest guy I know.

#393

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I did bash Charlie good a couple times.

#394

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- You almost hurt him once. - With the bottle, you mean?

#395

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- Yes and that's next to impossible. - That was good.

#396

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- You're... You're good. - I am good. Yeah.

#397

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Tell you what. Um... Why don't you go stretch out?

#398

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I'll talk to the bookie and let him know that Clown Baby...

#399

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... has arrived.

#400

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- Let's do it. - All right.

#401

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God damn it.

#402

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- Frankie, what's the deal? - She got arrested.

#403

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Ah! I knew that skinny bitch would chicken out.

#404

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So we'll never get the fight. That's a shame, Frankie.

#405

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Lots of unanswered questions, huh?

#406

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You want your fight? You got your fight. You and me, right now.

#407

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- Well, I... No. - What? Daddy, you can beat him.

#408

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- You're next. - It'll be just like the old days.

#409

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- I will kill you. - I'll knock your nose off the face.

#410

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You ain't gonna... You wanna knock something, you knock it off of me.

#411

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- That's right. - All right, you got a fight.

#412

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Greg, get my gloves.

#413

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I'm sorry, bro.

#414

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Sorry is not gonna get our money back.

#415

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- He was so fast, you know. - You should have moved around

#416

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a little more and tired him out. Now we have nothing.

#417

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I don't know what to say, dude. I gave it my best.

#418

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Yeah. You know what? Your best wasn't good enough.

#419

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- Hey, you have the time? - Aw, not you again.

#420

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Look, man, we don't have any money, all right? We just lost it all.

#421

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- Empty your pockets. - Hey, meth-head.

#422

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Are you listening to me? We don't have any money.

#423

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Do it, or I will kill you both.

#424

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Okay, here you go. Look. Empty.

#425

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- Now you. - I don't have anything.

#426

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- Do it. - I don't have...

#427

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- Just empty your pockets. - No. I'm not emptying 'em.

#428

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- I'm not even gonna... No. - Just empty your pockets.

#429

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- No. It's a matter of principle. - A matter of principle?

#430

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I don't feel like standing in an alley with a meth-head.

#431

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- Yes! This is bullshit, dude. -I'm gonna stab you, man!

#432

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For the love of God, empty your pockets.

#433

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Okay.

#434

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- What the hell is that? - Give it to me.

#435

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You give us a second.

#436

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Where did you get that money?

#437

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I had to change the bet a little.

#438

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- You bet against me? - I bet against you.

#439

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- Why would you bet against me? - Well, it was the right move.

#440

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I mean, you got your ass kicked.

#441

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Why wouldn't you tell me?

#442

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I could've taken a dive. I wouldn't have had to get my ass kicked.

#443

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Mac, it had to look real.

#444

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Were you gonna tell me eventually?

#445

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- Yes. - Yeah?

#446

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- I was going to tell you. - Yeah?

#447

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You know what? Stab this son of a bitch.

#448

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Oh, wait a second. Oh, come on, Mac.

#449

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Don't be like that, man. You would have done the same thing, man.

#450

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Come on, don't act like a baby.

#451

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Please don't stab me.

#452

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Bash this ugly jerk's face in, Daddy.

#453

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- Your last chance to chicken out. - That ain't gonna happen, Bobby.

#454

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I've been waiting for this for a long time.

#455

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All right, Frankie. Seeing that we're a couple of old men here,

#456

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I think we should lay down some ground rules.

#457

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Now. Number one...

#458

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(groans)

#459

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(inaudible)

#460

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(loud crunch)

#461

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Holy shit!

#462

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(theme music playing)

#463

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