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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 15, Episode 8 — The Gang Carries A Corpse Up A Mountain

Mmm, this stew is really doin' it for me now.

#1

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Yeah, 'cause you're using it as food, instead of as a reviving mechanism.

#2

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Look, there's that truck again.

#3

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Oh, God damn it!

#4

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You're telling me there's gonna be obnoxious Americans on this hike?

#5

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That's the last thing I wanna see.

#6

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- Hey, you guys. Wait up a second. - Oh.

#7

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Why're you carryin' all that stuff? We're goin' on a day hike.

#8

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Nah, I just wanna make sure Charlie realizes I'm still useful.

#9

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In case he or Shelley needs a drink or something to eat.

#10

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You got piss in that canteen?

#11

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No, I got Gatorade in that canteen.

#12

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The other one's got the piss, in case things go bad.

#13

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Oh, there he is.

#14

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- Oh. Hey. - Charlie!

#15

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- Yo, pal. - Charlie.

#16

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Oh, hello. I see you all fell for my ruse.

#17

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What ruse? You asking us to go on a hike with your dad, and us saying yes?

#18

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Oldest trick in the book.

#19

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Asking someone to do something?

#20

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Exactly.

#21

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And then, them doing it?

#22

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- Precisely, yes. - Wait a minute, where's Shelley?

#23

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You said he was coming with us.

#24

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Oh, Shelley's coming with us.

#25

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Yeah, he's goin' on a hike all the way up the mountain.

#26

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Only thing is, he can't really walk. So, we're gonna have to carry him.

#27

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- Oh. - Uh...

#28

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You know, no offense, Charlie, but Shelley's fat as shit.

#29

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- Yeah. - No offense taken, Dennis.

#30

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Because he is fat as shit. But, um...

#31

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He won't really mind us saying that because he's dead.

#32

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What? What the hell are you talkin' about?

#33

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I'm talking about Shelley Kelly.

#34

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My dad.

#35

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He's dead.

#36

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Oh, shit!

#37

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But this is crazy.

#38

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No, it's not that crazy, Mac, all right?

#39

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It's a Kelly family burial tradition.

#40

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We're gonna carry the man to the top of the mountain,

#41

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then we're gonna chuck him over the side.

#42

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I... I'm not gonna do that.

#43

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Yeah, I'm not doing it either.

#44

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Not because I don't think it's awesome.

#45

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I think it's totally awesome.

#46

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I'm a little worried about my back.

#47

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- Your back? - Your back?

#48

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You've always said that your back has the symmetry of the Vitruvian man.

#49

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And it's the foundation of your structural essence.

#50

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Well, why would I wanna ruin my essence, Mac? I'm not doin' it.

#51

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The men in my family have done this for thousands of years,

#52

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and it's really important to me that we keep this tradition going. Okay?

#53

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Now, I hate to say this, you know, but it is an emergency,

#54

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so I'm just gonna blurt it right out.

#55

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Bros before hoes.

#56

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- He's right. - Yeah. He's got us.

#57

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- My God. - Bros before hoes.

#58

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- Bros before hoes. - He's right.

#59

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That doesn't fit here. "Bros before hoes"?

#60

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What does that have to do with anything?

#61

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It's a catch-all, Dee.

#62

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Let's just grab a piece of the bag and we'll get it over with.

#63

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- This'll suck... - Bros before hoes.

#64

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- Bros before hoes, come on. - Fine.

#65

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And hoes too!

#66

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There's gotta be a better way.

#67

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Isn't there, like, a sled or a wagon or something?

#68

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No, they didn't slide my ancestors up the hill,

#69

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they didn't wagon them. They carried them!

#70

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I gotta be honest. I'm getting a little worried about my back.

#71

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Can I suggest something?

#72

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What if we burn the body and carry the ashes up the hill?

#73

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No, no.

#74

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I could consecrate them?

#75

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Look, no one is going to torch or consummate all over my dad.

#76

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Yeah, we're here for Charlie. Charlie, you hungry? You want a snack?

#77

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I got egg or you want... Want some gorp?

#78

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Or how about a... How about a wine spritzer?

#79

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Ooh, I'll take a spritzer.

#80

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Bros before hoes, Dee. Frank?

#81

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Can I have a white wine spritzer?

#82

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No, no. They're for Charlie. Charlie...

#83

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Charlie, order me a wine spritzer.

#84

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One spritzer for Mac, please, Frank.

#85

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Charlie, order me one, then.

#86

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It is bros before hoes and not all the bros have been spritzed.

#87

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So, let's spritz Dennis.

#88

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I don't want one. Can I suggest something else?

#89

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What if we... Now, bear with me, here.

#90

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What if we chop the body up? And we carry it up in pieces, right?

#91

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Or melt it somehow.

#92

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- Yeah, like you did to Dee's doctor guy. - What?

#93

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- Frank, shut up. - You didn't tell her?

#94

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Tell me what?

#95

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Well, when that doctor showed up at the castle, you weren't there.

#96

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So, Dennis poured hot oil on him.

#97

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- Charlie, you sure you... - What?

#98

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- Dee, you gotta... - Shit! Ah! Come on!

#99

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- Can we not drop my dad? - Come on!

#100

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What is he talking about?

#101

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Don't worry about it, Dee. Come on. It... It wasn't even that hot.

#102

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Did you use the murder hole?

#103

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Dee, don't get mad at me, okay?

#104

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The guy showed up when you weren't there.

#105

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What was I supposed to do?

#106

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Oh, I don't know. Not scald him?

#107

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Come on. You weren't there to enjoy him, so I enjoyed him.

#108

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Per the castle's wishes.

#109

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You still talking to the castle?

#110

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I thought that was a COVID thing.

#111

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- Oh, Dee, let it go. Let it go. - Oh!

#112

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Oh, my God. I cannot believe this. I'm out of here.

#113

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Hey! Wait, wait, wait, wait. You can't go.

#114

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You killed my dad with your stupid banshee curse.

#115

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- My stupid what? - That's why he died.

#116

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Every Kelly saw a banshee right before he died.

#117

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My dad saw you. So, you gotta be here.

#118

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Charlie! Banshees aren't real!

#119

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- Is that what it was? - Don't look.

#120

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Yes, that could be it.

#121

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You know what, fine! Go! We don't even need you.

#122

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We were probably gonna throw you from the top, anyway.

#123

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- I thought about it. - Did you think about it?

#124

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- I did, too. - I was too.

#125

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We gotta play it safe, you never know.

#126

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- Gotta be sure. - What if she's a witch?

#127

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What if she's a witch?

#128

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Oh, yeah, I'm...

#129

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- Frank? You okay? - I'm all good, yeah.

#130

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- We're almost at the top. - I see it.

#131

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- Here we go. The corner, here. - Yeah.

#132

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Hate to admit it, but this is a lot heavier without Dee.

#133

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- How much weight was she bearing? - I don't know.

#134

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Well, it's that monstrous spine of hers,

#135

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the scoliosis hardened it into petrified wood.

#136

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Unlike my back, which is pretty much all muscle...

#137

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Whoa! Whoa!

#138

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- You okay? - You all right?

#139

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Yeah. I'm good, I'm good. I just...

#140

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What did you trip on?

#141

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I don't know. Just something on the ground or something.

#142

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Let me go jump back in there.

#143

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Wait, wait a second.

#144

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Did you guys notice that the body didn't get heavier when Dennis let go?

#145

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No, if anything, it feels lighter.

#146

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Significantly lighter.

#147

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That's odd.

#148

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Uh, well, I don't know how something like that could possibly happen.

#149

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What would explain something like that?

#150

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Could it be, maybe, the banshee curse? Does it...

#151

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Were you not carrying it?

#152

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What are you talking about? Not carrying it?

#153

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Yeah, I was carrying it.

#154

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Why did it get lighter?

#155

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My God! It looks like he was draggin' his feet back here.

#156

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- Were you hanging on it? - No.

#157

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He must've tripped and lost his grip, and that's how he fell.

#158

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Oh, God damn it!

#159

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- You weren't holding it. - Mac, no... Come on...

#160

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Time out. Guys, can we please not make dropping my dad a thing, right?

#161

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If you get frustrated, just place the man down.

#162

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I'm sorry. I get frustrated, I throw.

#163

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All right, listen, guys. Yes. Fine.

#164

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Yeah, I was hanging on the bag a little bit,

#165

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just from moment to moment, just a tiny, tiny bit, okay?

#166

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I was trying to decompress my Vitruvian spine.

#167

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I'm sorry! I told you guys it was something I was worried about.

#168

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Guys, we got bigger problems than this.

#169

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How we gonna get that up that hill?

#170

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- All right... - That's steep.

#171

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It's gonna suck, but we'll just have to carry it.

#172

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Hold on a second, Charlie. Let's think about this.

#173

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Now, while I do not approve of Dennis riding your dead dad,

#174

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I think we have to think about this from an engineering perspective.

#175

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Now, as a Dutch man, I think I would look at this the way

#176

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I would think of a windmill or a dam.

#177

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Cool. How's a windmill gonna help us?

#178

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I haven't been Dutch long enough to know.

#179

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If we had a really giant windmill, we could just blow him up the hill.

#180

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Giant windmill. We could blow him up.

#181

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Do you have your giant windmill in your bag?

#182

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Hold on a second. Let me suggest something else.

#183

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What if we, uh... What if we slide him up the steep part of the hill?

#184

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Yeah, wait. Frank, do you have a tent in that bag?

#185

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Yeah, I got a tent. I got a tent.

#186

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How's that for being resourceful, Charlie?

#187

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- Okay. Now, this is good. - Okay, okay.

#188

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Charlie, we're still honoring your dad.

#189

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We're just sliding him up this one section. That's it!

#190

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All right, fine.

#191

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We'll slide the man up the hill. Just this part.

#192

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But then we'll go back to carrying him. All of us, please

#193

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Yeah.

#194

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All right, pop the tent out. Let's get it.

#195

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Help me with this thing. You gotta...

#196

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- Keep it on. I'll get it out of here. - Okay.

#197

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One, two, three. Go!

#198

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One, two, three.

#199

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One, two, three.

#200

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- One. Two. - Two.

#201

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Three.

#202

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Fat bastard! Go, go, go!

#203

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And we made it, yes!

#204

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That worked out, good!

#205

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I gotta say, that still felt respectful.

#206

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- That was okay. - Exactly.

#207

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I actually feel like that was a back-strengthening exercise for me.

#208

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- Awesome. - Right, good.

#209

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Let's just take a rest here. All right?

#210

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- Okay. - You want gorp? Anybody into gorp?

#211

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- Yeah! Yes! - Let me get it out.

#212

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Maybe, guys, let's have a couple of spritzers.

#213

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Spritzer for Mac, spritzer for Dennis.

#214

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And then we'll get this old bitch up the hill.

#215

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All right, it's gonna be good.

#216

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Whoa! Whoa!

#217

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Shit! My God!

#218

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Whoa!

#219

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Oh! Ooh!

#220

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Oh! Oh, he's still going.

#221

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Oh...

#222

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Oh...

#223

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- Okay, that's my bad. - Okay.

#224

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That is, uh... That's gonna be a mess inside that bag, guys.

#225

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Oh, yeah. That's one big sack of Irish stew.

#226

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Yeah, yeah. Okay, all right.

#227

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Okay, this isn't a problem. All right, I...

#228

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What do you say, we go back down there

#229

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and we dump out whatever liquid is probably in that body bag

#230

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and then that'll lighten the load.

#231

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- Okay, that works for me, yeah. - Okay.

#232

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And then we can carry it up, no problem.

#233

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All right. I'm starting to see myself as more of a problem-solver.

#234

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I think that actually could be a new identity.

#235

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I'm gonna put that on the list. You'll wanna hear this.

#236

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So, uh, Dutch first,

#237

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Dutch first, then gay, then problem-solver.

#238

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Can you repeat that back to me?

#239

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Shut up! Oh, my God! All right? You're Irish, Mac.

#240

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Yeah. You're not Dutch!

#241

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- What? - You're Irish.

#242

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But we knew you were gonna be so annoying about it on the trip,

#243

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that it'd be the only thing you talk about,

#244

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so we paid your mom to say you were Dutch.

#245

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- It cost us a couple of loosies. - Yeah.

#246

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Your mom does not like you, dude.

#247

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Yeah, I mean, Luther Vandross, Mac, really? Luther Vandross?

#248

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- Come on. - But somehow it's made it even worse!

#249

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You're talking about your identity even more. I can't believe it!

#250

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- Why would you do that? - By the way, the tattoo?

#251

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Can we talk about that? The shamrock tattoo...

#252

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- Wanna see it? - No, I don't wanna see it!

#253

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You're getting rid of all the other tattoos and not the worst tattoo?

#254

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- You're keeping the shamrock? - I want it gone. We want it gone.

#255

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- It's a bad tattoo, Mac. - Get rid of the shamrock.

#256

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You thought you'd unravel my entire identity?

#257

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- Nothing's unraveled! - We didn't unravel anything!

#258

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You've always been you!

#259

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Fine, you know what? You take that liquid meat body bag,

#260

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you get it up the hill by yourself, I'm out.

#261

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Is he getting rid of the tattoo?

#262

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Are you getting rid of the tattoo?

#263

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You're getting rid of the tattoo?

#264

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I'll get another shamrock tattoo on the other leg.

#265

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- Don't you dare! - Oh, I'm gonna do it.

#266

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Don't you dare get another shamrock tattoo, you son of a bitch!

#267

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- Ah, God damn it. - All right.

#268

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Nobody admit this to Mac, but I feel like he was carryin' a ton of weight.

#269

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Yeah. That would be another one of his annoying identities.

#270

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- The man who could carry stuff. - Yeah.

#271

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Wait, I gotta take a break.

#272

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- I gotta take a break. - All right.

#273

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Guys, please, just say, "I gotta take a break,"

#274

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and gently place him down.

#275

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Stop droppin' him over and over again!

#276

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Look, this isn't working, okay?

#277

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You don't wanna burn the guy?

#278

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Fine. Personally, I don't understand it.

#279

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There are other solutions to this problem.

#280

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Let's just chop the body up. It's already mangled.

#281

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I'm just trying to get him to the top of the mountain as per his wishes.

#282

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He lived a hard enough life.

#283

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You know, he slaved away as a cheese monster or whatever.

#284

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He died with his lungs filled with fluid,

#285

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he was gasping for air.

#286

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The least we can do is send him off with some dignity.

#287

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Wait a second, what did you say?

#288

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- How did your dad die? - He died from a banshee curse. You know.

#289

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No, the thing about his lungs being filled with fluid?

#290

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When we got to the hospital,

#291

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the doctor said his lungs were filled with fluid,

#292

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he couldn't really breathe.

#293

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They tried to get him on a respirator. There was no time. He died.

#294

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- Oh. - Well, buddy, that sounds like COVID.

#295

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COVID? What... So, the poor guy's dying from a banshee curse

#296

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and he's gotta deal with COVID on top of everything else?

#297

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Did you give him COVID?

#298

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Me? I never even interacted with the man.

#299

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I was behind a stone wall and a painting that night.

#300

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You think I'm shooting COVID laser beams out of my eyeballs?

#301

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I don't know how it works.

#302

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You're the only one who didn't get vaccinated.

#303

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I got the shot. Frank got the shot.

#304

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The shot? The government shot? I didn't do that.

#305

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What? You're not vaccinated?

#306

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Oh, yeah. I'm fully vaccinated.

#307

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I got the non-shot kind.

#308

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What? Non... There is no non-shot kind, Frank.

#309

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Of course there is.

#310

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The... The hydro-pills and the bleach

#311

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and the... the horse dewormer.

#312

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The President's stuff. It was...

#313

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Ah, Jesus. Why would you not take the shot?

#314

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Well, they put the thing in your arm, with the chip.

#315

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And it goes inside your body.

#316

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Yeah, I heard the nerd on the island talk about it.

#317

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Once they get that thing inside of you,

#318

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they can control your thoughts.

#319

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They take your thoughts, download 'em, put 'em into a manatee.

#320

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What's he talking about?

#321

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Why is he talking about manatees?

#322

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This is what I'm learning. I had COVID,

#323

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I gave it to Frank, he gave it to your dad.

#324

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- Frank killed your dad. - God damn it!

#325

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Wait a minute. To be fair, COVID killed your dad.

#326

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I just gave it to him.

#327

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Well, this is insane. This is insane, all right?

#328

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I'm outta here. I can't do this.

#329

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You're leaving?

#330

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Well, go...

#331

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There it is, there it is.

#332

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God damn it! This is exactly what I was worried about. Oh!

#333

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It's the end of the Vitruvian era. It's over.

#334

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God damn! God damn!

#335

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My essence has been ruined by tiny cars, castle beds, and...

#336

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God damn! I hate this godforsaken country!

#337

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Ah, man.

#338

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Hey... Probably fakin' it. Yeah.

#339

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Eh...

#340

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Look.

#341

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I'm sorry if I gave your dad COVID.

#342

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I mean, if that's the case.

#343

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I mean, we don't have proof.

#344

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It's like the Epstein thing.

#345

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Look, Frank, you can stop.

#346

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I forgive you, all right?

#347

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A Kelly always forgives.

#348

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Uh, the men, that is.

#349

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- Not... Not women, so much. - Mmm.

#350

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For what it's worth,

#351

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I'm sorry I'm not your real dad.

#352

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Thanks, Frank.

#353

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I'm kinda sorry, too.

#354

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But don't you worry. I'll always be there for you.

#355

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I'll always have your back.

#356

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- Yeah. - You thirsty?

#357

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- Yes. - Oh! Here, try some of this Gatorade.

#358

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- Thank you. - There you go.

#359

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- Is that piss? - Whoa!

#360

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Oh! That's not supposed to be the piss one.

#361

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Why do you have a piss one?

#362

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- Oh, here, here. - Why is there always a piss one?

#363

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- Wash it out with Gatorade. - God damn it, Frank!

#364

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That's piss, too.

#365

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- Oh, no! - What the fuck?

#366

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I must've got confused and pissed in 'em both.

#367

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- Wait, wait. I got a spritzer. - God damn it!

#368

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- How about a spritzer? - I don't want a spritzer!

#369

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Mac drank all the spritzer.

#370

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Why do you have canteens full of piss?

#371

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Why is it always something crazy with you? God damn it.

#372

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Look, I'm gonna do it alone. I don't need your help. Just go.

#373

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- No, Charlie. - Just go.

#374

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I don't need your help, Frank.

#375

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Charlie!

#376

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- I hate this place. - It's the worst!

#377

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If there's anything I have learned from this godforsaken rock,

#378

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it is that I never wanna see any of you assholes ever again!

#379

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Oh, Dee, don't worry about it.

#380

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Because as soon as I figure out who or what I am,

#381

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you'll never see me again!

#382

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- You're Irish. - You're Irish!

#383

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- You're Irish! - You're an Irish gay guy.

#384

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Shh!

#385

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You are screaming.

#386

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Haven't you noticed that everyone else in here

#387

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is speaking at a normal volume?

#388

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Shut up! Shut up. Shut up.

#389

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- You listen to me, you bitch. - Get her, banshee.

#390

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I will speak at whatever volume I choose,

#391

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and if you don't like it, you can suck my big, fat dick!

#392

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One volume? For every single person in the whole wide world?

#393

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That's socialism, and I won't stand for it!

#394

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We should be able to speak at whatever volume we identify with!

#395

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Because that is the American way!

#396

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But you are not in America!

#397

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We are America, sweetheart!

#398

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And we carry our country with us wherever we go!

#399

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Because we love her!

#400

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And when you love someone,

#401

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you can't bear to leave them behind!

#402

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Not ever!

#403

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God damn it!

#404

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I can't do this!

#405

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I'm sorry, Dad.

#406

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I can't do it.

#407

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This isn't fair.

#408

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I shouldn't have to carry you up this hill.

#409

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You never carried me up a hill.

#410

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You never picked me up from school, you didn't read me bedtime stories.

#411

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You didn't carry me on your shoulders.

#412

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You didn't bounce me up... You weren't there!

#413

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And I needed you!

#414

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I needed you, Dad!

#415

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You were supposed to carry me!

#416

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You were supposed to carry...

#417

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Oh, Frank's right. I'm glad you're dead.

#418

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I'm glad you're dead.

#419

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Now I don't have to spend the rest of my life

#420

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waiting for you to pick me up.

#421

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- Hey, buddy! - Hey!

#422

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Charlie! I'm so sorry I killed your dad.

#423

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But I'm even more sorry that we left you behind.

#424

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We should've never left you, buddy.

#425

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We should've never left America!

#426

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- Yeah. - Should've...

#427

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- I miss Philly. Let's go home. - Yeah, let's...

#428

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I may be Irish, but I'm American-Irish first.

#429

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How did you get the truck?

#430

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The American way. I threw a lot of cash at the owner.

#431

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Come on, let's put him in the back

#432

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and throw your dad off the cliff.

#433

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- Yeah. - All right, come on!

#434

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Come on, Charlie!

#435

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One. Two. Three!

#436

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- Ooh! - Oh!

#437

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Shit!

#438

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Okay, uh...

#439

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It was supposed to go in water. Maybe they do this at high tide.

#440

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They probably do, yeah.

#441

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- Yeah. - Yeah.

#442

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The birds will get him.

#443

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Should we try to scramble our way down and throw him in the water?

#444

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I don't want to...

#445

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There's a bunch of kids down there.

#446

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There's kids? That's good.

#447

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They'll find the body. They'll call the cops.

#448

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It'll be like a Stand By Me situation.

#449

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- It might be fun for 'em. - You know what, guys?

#450

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Here's what I'm feeling. Forget this dude.

#451

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He was a deadbeat. Can we just go home?

#452

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- Yes, thank you. - Let's go home.

#453

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- Let's go home. - Let's go.

#454

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- Let's go. You wanna get some stew? - That stew's gross.

#455

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It is kinda nasty.

#456

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You guys wanna go to McDonald's?

#457

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Oh, yeah!

#458

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- Hey! Let's do McDonald's. Yes! - USA!

#459

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- USA! USA! -

#460

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USA! USA! USA! USA!

#461

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♪ Born down in a dead man's town

#462

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♪ The first kick I took was when I hit the ground

#463

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♪ You end up like a dog that's been beat too much

#464

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♪ Till you spend half your life just to cover it up now

#465

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♪ Born in the USA

#466

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♪ I was born in the USA ♪

#467

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♪ I was born in the USA

#468

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♪ Born in the USA now ♪

#469

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