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Season 24, Episode 6 — Viewer DMs

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♪ It seems today That all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies And sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things that make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry! ♪

laugh

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[all] ♪ He's a family guy! ♪

family

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Here at Family Guy, about every 10 years or so, we do an episode

episode family years

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called Viewer Mail, where we try out story ideas

called ideas mail story viewer

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that fans have submitted in the mail.

fans mail

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Lately, we've been getting a lot of DMs from fans asking what mail is

asking fans lately mail

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and also suggesting story ideas.

ideas story suggesting

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Like this one from viewer Derek.

derek viewer

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-It's usually dudes. -Who writes, "Didn't Chris used to wear

chris dudes used usually wear writes

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an earring one time? Where'd it go?"

earring whered

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Well, Derek, thank you for your question. And as it happens,

derek happens question

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we have an answer for you.

answer

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An answer in the form of three epic films

answer epic films form three

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crammed into six minutes. Enjoy.

crammed enjoy minutes

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[Lois] It all began in the land of Mordor

began land lois mordor

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forged in the fires of Spencer's Gifts,

fires forged gifts

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Sauron created the one earring to rule them all.

created earring rule

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What followed was a massive war of elves and orcs

elves followed massive

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that will someday cost Amazon Studios two billion dollars

amazon billion billion-dollars cost dollars someday studios

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just to get review bombed by racists.

review

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And also this happened.

happened

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[♪ flute music playing]

flute music music-playing playing

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Call of gardening. Modern shrubbery.

gardening modern shrubbery

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-Begin. -Yeah.

begin

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Awesome. I'm growing the crap out of this fruit.

awesome fruit growing

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-You have unlocked barley. -Sweet.

sweet unlocked

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I'll share it with my neighbors 'cause hobbits are a friendly,

friendly neighbors share

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peaceful folk you can root for.

folk peaceful root

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Also the last people who would ever go on an adventure.

adventure

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That's for sure.

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Frodo, I need you to go on an adventure.

adventure

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It's a very heterosexual quest with guys who call each other my dear a lot.

dear heterosexual quest

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Where's your season one earring?

earring season

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Hang on, Gandalf. I think I got it here somewhere.

hang

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Sorry my hobbit hole is so tight.

hole tight

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-Mmm. -But it's the hole I was given in birth.

birth given hole

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Just, uh...

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Just get that earring, please.

earring

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The truth is, my hole doesn't get many visitors.

hole truth visitors

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-How we doing on that earring? -Here it is.

earring

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Oh, and it's hissing some kind of devil talk at me.

devil hissing

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And there's stuff on here about unlimited dark power.

dark power stuff unlimited

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Huh. Go pack your underthings while I practice saying,

pack practice

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"You shall not pass," in the mirror.

mirror pass

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Thank you, everyone, for coming to the Council of Elrond,

coming council

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a meeting that I called and then named after myself.

called meeting named

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Cool. If there's one thing that's awesome to show

awesome cool

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in a big action movie, it's meetings.

action meetings movie

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Where are we on the agenda, by the way?

agenda

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And also, what's the Wi-Fi password?

password

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-Just use Rivendell Public. -Okay, is that what you're on?

public

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Don't worry about what I'm on. Use Rivendell Public.

public worry

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I feel like you're probably on a faster one.

faster

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Look, we're here because Frodo has the One Earring,

earring

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and it must be destroyed by returning it from whence

destroyed must returning

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it came, into the fires of Mount Doom.

fires mount

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Yeah, Rivendell Public is super slow, man.

public slow super

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Anyway, you guys have to help Frodo get there.

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I think we're all in agreement that one simply walks into Mordor.

agreement mordor simply walks

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But aren't there... I like that reference, by the way.

reference

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Aren't there giant eagles in Middle-Earth?

eagles earth giant middle

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Can't Gandalf just fly me to Mordor on a giant eagle?

eagle giant mordor

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-No, you gotta walk. -Hey, I like being part of this group,

group part walk

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but I don't like that y'all put your backpacks on my lap.

backpacks yall

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I'm not a chair. I'm...

chair

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I'm kind of a chair.

chair

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Thanks for escorting me to Mordor, everyone.

mordor thanks

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You bet. And what's great is that since the soundtrack in these films

films

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is so forgettable, we can basically run

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any movie music we want here.

movie music

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[♪ upbeat music playing]

music music-playing playing upbeat upbeat-music upbeat-music-playing

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-Well, you're on your own from here. -What?

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You're leaving, Viggo Mortensen?

leaving

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Yeah, sorry. I got to go be in two more things and then no more things.

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I'll also have to leave,

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but not to go check in with my parole officer,

check officer parole

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if that's what you're wondering.

wondering

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Yeah, and my beard kind of got caught in the spokes.

beard caught

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I think I have to unspool it all the way back to where we started.

started

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Ah, that's worse.

worse

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And I can only poop in my own apartment in Lothlorien.

apartment poop

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Didn't know we were going to be out this long.

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Oh, hey, I can tag along with you and the precious.

along precious

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I mean, that earring that I don't have big feelings

earring feelings

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about one way or the other.

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Freaking great. So how do we get there?

freaking

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-Well, let's check the map. -This, um, this map is not very detailed.

check

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-Okay. -No, seriously,

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why are there no roads?

roads

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And I guess these three wavy lines are supposed to indicate a lake?

indicate lake lines supposed three

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I mean, there's really no detail on here.

detail

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This is basically a child's menu.

childs menu

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-Who would be helped by this? -Look, this is the map, okay?

helped

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At least we know we go that way.

least

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Why is they playing the theme from Stripes, my precious?

playing precious stripes theme

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It's just... It's just a joke from earlier.

joke

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Thanks, map. Thanks, great detailed map.

thanks

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All right, listen, I wanted to keep this a secret,

secret wanted

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but I do know a shortcut into Mordor.

mordor shortcut

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What? Where is it?

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You just go through that tunnel.

tunnel

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See where it says giant spider hole?

giant hole spider

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-Is a giant spider in there? -No, that's just some kids messing around.

giant kids messing spider

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[growls] I'm this!

growls

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Ah, frick. [exclaims]

exclaims frick

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What the hell, man? You tried to get me killed.

killed tried

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That's it. I'm only giving you 14 more chances,

chances giving

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and then you can't be in my quest anymore.

anymore quest

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There it is. Mount Doom.

mount

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Yeah, but how are we supposed to get there?

supposed

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This valley's full of trolls and orcs and...

full

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Oh, God. Mork from orcs.

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Oh, ladies and gentlemen, Elvish Presley.

gentlemen ladies

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♪ Don't be cruel to the hobbit's crew ♪

crew cruel

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Thank you, girl. Thank you very much.

girl

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Oho, Gandalf the Gray or Gandalf the Gay.

gray

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Hey, watch where you put that staff, mister.

mister staff watch

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-[both laughing] -[groans]

groans laughing

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I can't go on. I'm exhausted from all the riffing.

exhausted riffing

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Plus, he did a gay voice, and that's not okay anymore.

anymore plus voice

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It's over, Gollum. We're not going to make it.

gollum

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We're all alone, and our path is blocked.

alone blocked path

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And I forgot to turn on my step counter before we left the Shire.

counter forgot left step

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-Perfect. -We could probably estimate it.

estimate perfect

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Oh, what, using the map?

using

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All right, if you're going to keep being like this,

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I don't want to be your quest buddy.

buddy quest

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Wait, look.

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Where all the Robin Williams is going?

robin williams

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I wonder if maybe there are some private school kids

kids private school school-kids wonder

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somewhere not seizing the day.

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-[orc] Oh, Sauron, my Sauron. -Okay, yeah, I think it's that.

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Should I watch these hobbits who are probably coming to destroy me?

coming destroy watch

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Oh, Galadriel's showering.

showering

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-We finally made it. -I know, and our faces

faces finally

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and clothes are much dirtier than when we started,

clothes started

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so that means the journey was lengthy and difficult.

difficult journey

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Now we just gotta throw the earring into the fire.

earring fire throw

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[grunts]

grunts

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Oh, no, it's the one true lord of the earrings,

earrings lord

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Harrison Ford.

ford harrison harrison-ford

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[mumbles]

mumbles

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Yes, Harrison, throw it into the fire.

fire harrison throw

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That's the last thing Sauron wants,

wants

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which is why he built a convenient land bridge to the fire.

bridge built convenient fire land

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[mumbles] Fancy earring. [mumbles] Off of my plane!

earring fancy mumbles plane

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-What? -He's so stoned.

stoned

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[grunts, exclaims]

exclaims grunts

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It's done.

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Hey, so I kind of need to go die with the precious.

precious

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All I ask is that my death scene be accompanied

accompanied death death-scene scene

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by a piece of very dramatic film score.

dramatic film piece score

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♪ Aruba, Jamaica ♪

aruba jamaica

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Oh, come on, man.

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♪ Bermuda, Bahama, come on pretty mama ♪

bahama bermuda mama

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Welcome back, and big thanks to all the viewers

thanks viewers welcome

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still sending us DMs.

sending

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Viewer Gail K. writes, "Have y'all been to space?"

gail space viewer writes yall

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Okay, now that's a bit tone deaf.

deaf tone tone-deaf

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Viewer Ryan asks, "How did the Griffin family get to Quahog

asks family griffin quahog ryan viewer

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in the first place?" Funny story.

funny funny-story place story

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The Griffins' pioneer ancestors actually traveled

ancestors griffins pioneer traveled

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to Quahog on the Oregon Trail.

oregon quahog trail

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The other way. Let's watch.

watch

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Good evening and welcome to Channel 5 News Oregon.

channel evening news oregon welcome

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Coming up, moss and lots of it.

coming lots moss

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But first, in summer trends,

summer

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there's an all-new race to be unjustifiably prejudiced against,

prejudiced race

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and it's called Chinese.

called chinese

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Man, Oregon sucks so bad.

oregon sucks

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For a state called the Beaver State,

beaver called state

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this place is a sausage fest.

fest place sausage

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I'm with Pioneer Chris. Having to pay for everything in otter pelts is a hassle.

chris hassle having otter pelts pioneer

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Also, the Megs keep dying.

dying megs

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[sighs]

sighs

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You, you're the inside Meg now. The rest of you,

rest

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come bury your sister very shallowly.

bury sister

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You know, I hear tell of a majestic territory

majestic territory

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somewhere out yonder called Quahog, Rhode Island.

called island quahog rhode rhode-island

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Ooh, I've heard the same.

heard

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They say there's a whole small world out east

east whole world

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with minimal land just ripe for the taking.

land minimal ripe

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Why, it's the American destiny. Manifest retreat.

american destiny manifest retreat

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Oregon's not so bad, guys. What about the microbrews?

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[laughs] Silly beer. We're staying in Oregon.

beer laughs oregon silly staying

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And finally, tonight in sports,

finally sports tonight

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hope is high for Oregon's premier athlete,

athlete hope premier

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Steve Pre-Pre-Pre-Prefontaine.

steve

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We're leaving.

leaving

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Ah, the journey begins.

begins journey

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And we've already lost a Meg to dysentery.

lost

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Please, just don't put the cause of death on my tombstone.

death

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Nah, people need to know you died gross.

died gross

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Explosive feels like an unnecessary detail.

detail explosive feels unnecessary

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How's the Oregon Trail going for everyone so far, huh?

oregon trail

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Are we having a good Oregon Trail?

having oregon trail

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Let me know when you need snacks.

snacks

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Brian, does this Stewie want to kill Lois?

brian kill lois stewie

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Uh, I don't know.

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Yeah, I'm not really sure what the rules are.

rules

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I think I'm just gonna kind of lay low until this one finishes.

finishes

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Oh, no, we weren't counting on this river.

counting river

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But is there some way around it?

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I don't know. Maybe we could check the map.

check

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Oh, yeah, let's check the very helpful map.

check helpful

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-Chris. -Hey, guys, while you've been bickering,

bickering chris

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we lost another three Megs.

another lost lost-another megs three

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I mean, I guess we could use the dead Megs as a raft

dead megs raft

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and float across the river.

float river

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I'm being facetious, of course.

course

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I don't think we should use the Megs.

megs

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One Meg raft later.

raft

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We're lost! What are we going to do?

lost

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Hey, I think Chris is starting to lose it.

chris lose starting

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He's over there hosting a Real Housewives reunion with snowmen.

real reunion

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Okay, let her talk. We're gonna let her talk,

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and then we're gonna hear what you're trying to say.

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We're in real trouble, guys.

real trouble

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If we don't find a way off this mountain

mountain

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like now, we're gonna die up here.

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All right, give me one second. I'm gonna go pray on this,

pray second

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because human brain's as stupid back now.

brains human stupid

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God, it's me,

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Peter Griffin's pioneer ancestor.

griffins peter pioneer

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My family is lost, and we need your help.

family lost

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Please send an angel who will deliver us to safety in Rhode Island.

angel deliver island rhode rhode-island safety send

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God, if you do this for us, I promise to stop kicking over

kicking promise

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grave markers I see on the side of the trail.

grave side trail

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Amen.

amen

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-Peter, I... -[exclaims]

exclaims peter

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Oh, boy. Okay, God,

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if you could just send one more angel.

angel send

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Look, I'm putting the gun down.

putting

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And maybe he could come out in front of me where it's not a surprise.

front surprise

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-Hey. -Hey, man.

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Look, just be cool, all right?

cool

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I'm just going to do a pioneer miracle for you

miracle pioneer

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and your family, all right?

family

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Nobody else needs to get hurt. You already shot Jerry.

hurt jerry needs nobody shot

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Oh, he had a name. Now I feel worse.

name worse

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He didn't have a family, though, right?

family

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-Angels don't have families. -Let's just do this.

angels families

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There. That's Quahog, Rhode Island.

island quahog rhode rhode-island

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Sweet. Hey, guys, come on. I found Quahog all by myself.

found quahog sweet

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[♪ bluegrass music playing]

music music-playing playing

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Ha-ya! 10 points for Peter Griffin.

griffin peter peter-griffin points

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That puts Griffin at 620 points total,

griffin points total

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a new Oregon Trail record. [exhales]

exhales oregon record trail

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Well, family, we made it.

family

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And with just one Meg to spare.

spare

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Welcome home, everyone.

home welcome welcome-home

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Peter, doesn't this house belong to someone else?

belong house peter

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Not for long. Hey, guys, you had a thousand years

thousand thousand-years years

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to invent guns, and you didn't, so sorry.

guns invent

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I know, I know this sucks,

sucks

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but all of America did this, so it's not just me, so it's okay.

america

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[sighs] Terrific.

sighs terrific

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Let's never teach about that in our schools.

schools teach

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Oh, that's kind of a sad ending for Native Americans.

americans ending native

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Eh, it's not so bad.

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In 200 years, what's left of the Doobie Brothers

brothers doobie left years

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is gonna play at their casino.

casino

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Well, it's good to finally be settled in New England.

england finally settled

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Yeah, but you better get going.

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Why?

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Because the only profession in 19th century New England

century england profession

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is being soaking wet on a whaling boat.

boat soaking

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[thunderclap]

thunderclap

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It is a whale.

whale

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That's not the one specific whale that made me angry a few years back.

angry specific whale years

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Oh, God. New England stinks until Tom Brady.

brady england stinks

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Welcome back. The DMs from viewers are still rolling in.

rolling viewers welcome

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Javier writes, "Hey guys, since The Cleveland Show

cleveland writes

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was such a big success, I wonder if you've considered

considered success wonder

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giving Quagmire a show of his own."

giving quagmire

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Well, Javier, big success might be overly charitable,

charitable might overly success

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but as it happens, Quagmire actually did have

happens quagmire

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his very own variety show back in the 1960s.

variety

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We've tracked down the only existing episode.

episode existing tracked

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Let's check it out.

check

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Hey, gang, I'm Glenn Quagmire, and this is the Giggity Good Time Hour.

gang giggity glenn glenn-quagmire hour quagmire

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Let's open the show as we always do by totally ruining a current song.

current open ruining song

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[♪ '60s theme music playing]

music music-playing playing theme theme-music theme-music-playing

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♪ This one has got some very large boobies ♪

boobies

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♪ That one has got a very nice can ♪

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♪ They all are dancing very close to me ♪

close dancing

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♪ That's why I say giggity ♪

giggity

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[audience clapping]

audience audience-clapping clapping

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-[audience whistling, exclaiming] -Thanks, hon.

audience audience-whistling exclaiming thanks whistling

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Keep them coming till the '70s get here.

coming till

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Whoa, how'd you all get in my house?

house howd whoa

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[all laughing]

laughing

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The implication being that I've had so much to drink,

drink implication

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I don't know where I am. But, no, I don't have

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-a pranking problem, a drinking problem. -[all laughing]

drinking drinking-problem laughing problem

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[continues laughing]

continues laughing

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Oh, we got a great show for you tonight.

tonight

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Now stay tuned while I vamp with this piece of on-set furniture,

furniture piece tuned

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and that somehow counts as entertainment.

counts entertainment

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[laughs] Whoa! Whoa!

laughs whoa whoa-whoa

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Have you ever seen such furniture? Oh, boy!

furniture seen

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We are having a wild time tonight.

having tonight wild

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Whoa! Hey, won't somebody help me with this crazy couch?

couch crazy somebody whoa

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[laughs]

laughs

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You're watching the Glenn Quagmire Giggity Good Time Hour

giggity glenn glenn-quagmire glenn-quagmire-giggity hour quagmire quagmire-giggity watching

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with special guests Orson Welles,

guests orson special

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Tiny Tex, the Little Person Cowboy,

cowboy person tiny

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the Giggity Good Time Gals, and the winner

gals giggity winner

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of the Man Booker Prize for Narrative Nonfiction,

narrative prize

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Professor Sharon Feinblatt of Cornell University.

professor sharon university

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Brought to you by DuPont Chemical.

brought chemical dupont

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DuPont, thank God you can't Google us yet.

dupont google

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-Whoo! -Thanks, doll.

doll thanks whoo

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This is almost it for me.

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Just 18 more, okay? [laughs]

laughs

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Because I drink so much, 18 drinks feels like not that many drinks.

drink drinks feels

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[Peter] Stop saying the premise of the joke you just said.

joke peter premise

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Just tell the joke.

joke

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[knock on door]

door knock

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Oh, somebody's at the Giggity Good Time door.

door giggity somebodys

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I'm sure it's not something wild and outrageous.

outrageous wild

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[laughs] What?

laughs

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This is the last thing I expected to see.

expected

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[laughs] They just keep coming. Look at all this. Wow!

coming laughs

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[laughs] This is the Wally. Freaking easy, buddy.

buddy easy freaking laughs wally

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Idiot.

idiot

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[laughs] Oh, so many band people.

band laughs

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Noise equals fun.

equals fun noise

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What could possibly be zanier? [laughs]

laughs possibly

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We hope you're enjoying the Glenn Quagmire Giggity Good Time Hour.

enjoying giggity glenn glenn-quagmire glenn-quagmire-giggity hope hour quagmire quagmire-giggity

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Sponsored by Housewife Screaming Bags.

bags housewife screaming sponsored

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We know you're frustrated, ladies.

frustrated ladies

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Scream into this bag.

scream

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And now, here's Glenn with the only reasonably attractive zookeeper

attractive glenn

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in the Western Hemisphere.

western

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-Now, who's this guy? -This is Chloe.

chloe

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She's seven years old. And don't worry,

seven seven-years worry years

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she only panics around cigarette smoke and hair tonic.

cigarette hair smoke tonic

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Oh, boy.

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This reminds me of my weekend at Lake George with Ava Gardner.

george lake reminds weekend

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Go to break.

break

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Take it away, Smokey the sock puppet.

puppet smokey sock

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The Glenn Quagmire Giggity Good Time Hour will be back in just a minute.

giggity glenn glenn-quagmire glenn-quagmire-giggity hour minute quagmire quagmire-giggity

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No ifs, ands, or butts. [hacks, coughs]

butts coughs hacks

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And we're back with the lovely Dr. Sharon Feinblatt,

lovely sharon

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here to talk about her new book.

book

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Now, what is it, Sharon?

sharon

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It's called Days of Disorder, Weimar Germany and the Birth of Modernity.

birth called days disorder germany

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Fascinating. Get up and give us a little spin, would you?

fascinating spin

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-Uh, um... What? -I'm just joshing.

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Please go on while I bite my fist in a caricature of sexual longing.

bite fist sexual

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So, um, my book posits that on its own merits,

book

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Weimar Germany was a fascinating laboratory

fascinating germany laboratory

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of cultural innovation.

cultural innovation

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Great, and can you share some of the recipes from the book?

book share

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Uh, excuse me?

excuse

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[laughs] The joke being that if a woman wrote a book in these times,

book joke laughs times woman wrote

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it's obviously a cookbook.

obviously

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-[Peter] You're doing it again. -This was a mistake.

mistake peter

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I am leaving.

leaving

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And you should see a doctor about your sweating.

doctor sweating

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-It's a real problem. -Oh, come on.

problem real real-problem

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You haven't even danced in the giant birdcage yet.

danced giant

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Please give Dr. Feinblatt a big hand while I scream at an off-screen producer.

hand producer scream screen

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Who booked that person? No, no, Roy.

booked person

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You can't just show me a picture and I say yes,

picture

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and then you don't tell me what she's about, Roy.

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Do your job, Roy.

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Stay tuned for more of The Glenn Quagmire Giggity Good Time Hour,

giggity glenn glenn-quagmire glenn-quagmire-giggity hour quagmire quagmire-giggity tuned

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brought to you by Milk at Dinner.

brought dinner milk

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It's still the '60s, so wash down your dinner

dinner wash

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with a big glass of milk like a psychopath.

glass milk psychopath

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[audience whistling, exclaiming]

audience audience-whistling exclaiming whistling

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Mr. Quagmire, Dr. Dentist Orson Welles

dentist orson quagmire

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will see you now.

↓

My God, I played King Lear in the West End.

king lear played west

↓

Yeah, well, I'd like to Lear at her West End. [laughs]

laughs lear west

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-Doctor, I brought... -[audience whistling and exclaiming]

audience audience-whistling brought doctor exclaiming whistling

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Hey, guys, guys, not this one, okay?

↓

This is my niece.

niece

↓

She's in this sketch as a favor to my brother, all right?

brother favor sketch

↓

-Go ahead, Denise. -I brought the patient's bill.

ahead bill brought denise go-ahead patients

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-[all laughing] -Oh, my God.

laughing

↓

Can you imagine? Oh, this will be so expensive.

expensive imagine

↓

Oh, my God. It just keeps going.

keeps

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[laughs] Have you ever? It's just the craziest.

craziest laughs

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Well, ladies and gentlemen, our time is up.

gentlemen ladies

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And not just our time for this episode.

episode

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The entire 1960s have concluded.

concluded entire

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And the '70s will have no time for this [bleep].

bleep

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So for now,

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♪ How drippy can one guy be? ♪

↓

♪ Three pints of moisture on me ♪

moisture three

↓

♪ And you're asking I bet, why is he looking so wet? ♪

asking looking

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These lights are very hot, ladies and gentlemen. Good night.

gentlemen ladies lights night

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Thanks for watching The Glenn Quagmire Giggity Good Time Hour,

giggity glenn glenn-quagmire glenn-quagmire-giggity hour quagmire quagmire-giggity thanks watching

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brought to you by Step-Son Beating Belts.

beating belts brought step

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He's not your son, but he'll do what you say

↓

with Step-Son Beating Belts.

beating belts step

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Well, we've had a good time tonight.

tonight

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But as you can see, our bow ties are now undone

ties undone

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and our shirt collars are open which indicates the end

collars indicates open shirt

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of a long, crazy night.

crazy night

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[Peter] I said stop doing that.

peter

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Thanks to everyone who sent in DMs

sent thanks

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and to any female fans who got direct responses

direct fans female

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from me last night, I was hacked.

hacked night

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-We hope you enjoyed the show and... -[knocking at door]

door enjoyed hope knocking

↓

What? Who could possibly be knocking at the Stewie Griffin Super Fun Door?

door fun griffin knocking possibly stewie super

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Oh, this better not be something crazy.

crazy

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[laughs] What a delightful surprise.

delightful laughs surprise

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Oh, my goodness, they just keep coming and coming.

coming goodness

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Oh, there's so many of them.

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Have you ever been so entertained? [laughing]

entertained laughing

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[♪ closing theme music playing]

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