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Season 24, Episode 3 — Man-Fest Destiny

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♪ It seems today That all you see ♪

seems seems-today today

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♪ Is violence in movies And sex on TV ♪

movies violence

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♪ But where are those Good old-fashioned values ♪

fashioned fashioned-values values

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[all] ♪ On which we used to rely? ♪

rely used

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♪ Lucky there's a family guy ♪

family lucky

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♪ Lucky there's a man who Positively can do ♪

lucky positively

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♪ All the things That make us ♪

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♪ Laugh and cry ♪

laugh

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[all] ♪ He's a family guy ♪

family

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Ha! What is this? It's incredible.

incredible

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It's like, I mean, one must presume the car

must presume

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was on the way to eat at home, but, you know,

home

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because restaurants have a reputation of convenience and deliciousness,

convenience reputation restaurants

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the driver was forced to veer away, putting other drivers at risk.

driver drivers forced putting risk

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But that just underscores how much better restaurants are than home.

home restaurants

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That's what makes it funny.

funny makes

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That's why we're all laughing.

laughing

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Have you never seen a meme?

meme seen

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A meme? What the devil is that?

devil meme

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People take an image and put some stupid little text on it

image stupid text

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and think they're funny.

funny

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Memes are basically Mad Libs for personality.

memes personality

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[chuckles] Take it easy. They're free.

chuckles easy free

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No, they take zero thought or effort, like movies for Kevin Costner.

effort kevin movies zero

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Okay, so your character's in a cowboy hat looking way off in the distance.

characters cowboy distance looking

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What if it's just kind of off in the distance?

distance

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Uh, sure. And you're having a really hard time.

hard having

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What if it's just kind of a hard time?

hard

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That should work. Oh, and the leading lady is young,

lady leading young

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but I'm guessing you prefer kind of young?

guessing prefer young

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Nah, I won't push back on that one.

push

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Ah, never gonna have a better opportunity.

opportunity

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Excuse me, sir. Okay, you're out on the water.

excuse water

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Settle a bet between me and Cleveland.

cleveland settle

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Is the Little Mermaid black?

black mermaid

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I don't know about that, but I'm a Navy SEAL,

navy seal

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so I'm legally required to inform you that I killed bin Laden.

inform killed laden legally required

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If that's true, what's his first name?

name

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Osama.

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This guy's the real deal.

deal real real-deal

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Do you think whales ate him by now?

whales

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Actually, based on where we dumped him

based dumped

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and the way the ocean historically moves, he could be near Quahog.

historically moves near ocean quahog

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Wait a minute. Guys,

minute

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if we got a boat and found bin Laden,

boat found laden

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we could charge people five bucks

bucks charge five five-bucks

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-to kick him in the balls. -Or the butt.

balls butt kick

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Yeah, sure. Balls or butt.

balls butt

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-Who's in? -In.

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-In. -In.

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Thank you for your service.

service

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Oh, I'm not a sailor.

sailor

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I'm just a Brazilian guy in my everyday clothes.

clothes everyday

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Oh. Then thank you for your outside dancing.

dancing

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It's nothing. I'll see you outside.

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Samba, samba, samba.

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Hey, Brian, are vegans known for like always talking about being vegans?

brian known

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Uh, yeah, I guess.

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[chuckles] Click on that.

chuckles click

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This makes zero sense.

makes sense zero

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No, because vegans are always, like, telling you they're vegan, right?

telling vegan

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Okay.

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And see, it says "nobody" because, like, nobody asked, right?

asked nobody

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But this guy, our protagonist, he doesn't care.

care

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No, no, he doesn't care about the nobody.

care nobody

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He's just gonna jump on in there and give you his two bits.

bits jump

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But like nobody asked, right?

asked nobody

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That's why it says "nobody" up top.

nobody

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Isn't that hilarious?

hilarious

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Yeah, I'm trying to work.

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Yeah, I should get back to work, too.

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Forwarding memes isn't work.

memes

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Well, the Internet begs to differ.

begs differ internet

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I'm getting a lot of likes on my posts.

likes posts

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They're not your posts.

posts

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You're not doing anything original.

original

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Says the guy writing a script called Barbie 3.

barbie called script writing

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Yeah, because somebody's probably already doing Barbie 2.

barbie somebodys

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Yeah, I think we're doing the same level of original.

level original

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[laughs] Look at this one.

laughs

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It... It's based on the game,

based game

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"Rock, paper, scissors."

paper rock scissors

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That's why it's funny. But this baby, like, I'm already laughing.

baby funny laughing

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Can you even?

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-[sighs] So this was your idea? -No.

idea sighs

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-But you found the pictures? -No.

found pictures

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Well, you must have come up with the text.

must text

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No, but I knew the perfect time to hit send.

perfect send

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That's what it's all about.

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You didn't do anything.

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No, no, Brian, it's like this.

brian

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The meme is the plane and I'm the pilot, right?

meme pilot plane

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So sometimes the plane goes on autopilot.

plane sometimes

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But I'm still at the controls drinking Diet Cokes.

cokes controls diet drinking

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So you're the autopilot of comedy?

comedy

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I get you from not laughing Rhode Island to laughing Rhode Island.

island laughing rhode rhode-island

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It takes one hour drive diagonally across the entire state.

drive entire hour state takes

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Oh, I should have said Texas.

texas

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You know, Lois said it's stupid to look for bin Laden's corpse

corpse lois stupid

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because a drunk guy at a bar said to.

drunk

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-But look at us! -I'm getting kind of hungry.

hungry

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What'd you bring for eats, Peter?

bring eats peter whatd

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Wheat Thins and Costco muffins.

costco muffins wheat

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That's all guys need.

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-Peter, that is a home run. -Out of the park.

home park peter

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I was smiling as soon as you said it.

smiling

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Lois looked sad when she saw the food.

food lois looked

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No, it's good food. You did really good.

food

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-Wives just want us to do what they want. -Say less, King.

king less wives

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You know, it's so easy and fun with you guys out here.

easy fun

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Sometimes I wish the world was just guys.

sometimes wish world

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[all scream]

scream

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Oh, my God! We've been struck by lightning!

lightning struck

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I think I possibly took the brunt of it.

brunt possibly

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[all screaming]

screaming

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[all gasping]

gasping

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Oh, my God! The boat!

boat

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Yeah, we might be out here for a while,

might

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so someone needs to carry the conversation.

carry conversation needs

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Did you guys know that Triscuit is short for electric biscuit?

biscuit electric short

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Also, there are no raccoons in Alaska.

alaska raccoons

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Let's just all drown quietly to ourselves.

drown quietly

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[groaning]

groaning

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I'll start.

start

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Joe was a true friend.

friend

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I'm gonna miss him so much.

miss

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And we should probably start sorting out who's going after Bonnie.

bonnie start

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Nice try, wisenheimers.

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Joe! How'd you make it in?

howd

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My chair floats. How about you guys?

chair floats

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We clung to old graduation balloons

balloons graduation

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and one turtle who was caught in the ribbon.

caught ribbon turtle

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A little help with the ribbon?

ribbon

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We're not supposed to touch you, because then your mom won't take you back.

supposed touch

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My mom died before America was formed.

america died formed

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Oh, yeah. You guys live a long time, huh?

live

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Yeah, I was in the turtle brigade in the Civil War.

brigade civil turtle

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-Which side? -Don't ask which side.

side

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Does anybody's phone work?

anybodys phone

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-Nah. -Nope.

nope

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Negative.

negative

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We need to find shelter for the night.

night shelter

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Oh, my God! A house!

house

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Whoa!

whoa

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It looks like a villain's lair.

lair villains

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Yeah, it's like RoboCop's beach house from the '80s future.

beach beach-house future house

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Word of caution. If you run around in socks in this place,

caution place socks word

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you are definitely slipping, my friends.

friends slipping

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I'm zonked. I'm gonna crash.

crash zonked

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Yeah, me too. I call the master bedroom.

bedroom master

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It's called a primary bedroom now.

bedroom called primary

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Oh, I'm so sorry. I'll be in the bedroom primary-bating.

bedroom primary

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Good evening. I'm Tom Tucker. Coming up, one side of a local news station,

coming evening local news side station tucker

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falling into a sinkhole.

falling

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But first, wreckage from a Quahog boat was just spotted a few miles off the coast

boat coast miles quahog spotted wreckage

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of famous gay party spot, Fire Island.

famous fire fire-island island party spot

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[gasps] I wonder if that's Peter's boat!

boat gasps peters wonder

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Damn! Right to voicemail.

voicemail

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[voicemail] Hey, this is Pete. Single and ready to mingle.

mingle pete ready single voicemail

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-[beeps] -[sighs]

beeps sighs

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[panting]

panting

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There we go. That ought to break someone's ankle this summer.

ankle break ought someones summer

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Dogs and holes. Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait.

dogs holes iconic name

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-What? -No, I'm just saying.

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This is a mood.

mood

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How is this a mood? Elaborate.

elaborate mood

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No, I'm just saying I was today years old

today years

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when I learned dogs are vindictive.

dogs learned

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Why are you talking like that?

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I'm in my meme phase, Brian.

brian meme phase

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When I can't see them, I talk like them.

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My man talks like a Internet now.

internet talks

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Well, stop it. It's stupid.

stupid

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Cranky writer upset at friends' fun.

cranky friends fun upset writer

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Didn't have that on my 2026 bingo card.

bingo bingo-card card

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Bingo card is so good! [laughs]

bingo bingo-card card laughs

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What-- What-- What bingo card? Show me the card.

bingo bingo-card card

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Well, it's more about what's not on the bingo card, so...

bingo bingo-card card

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Yeah, it's what's not on there, Brian.

brian

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Also, don't bingo cards just have numbers and not entire phrases?

bingo cards entire numbers phrases

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Yeah, you kind of... you kind of have to be funny to get it.

funny

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All right, I'm going in. You're making no sense.

sense

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I think what you mean to say is "The math ain't mathing.

aint math

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Period. Full stop."

full period

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Yeah, you don't have to say full stop.

full

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That's... that's what a period is.

period

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Yo, we talking about periods?

periods

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Let me let you in on a little toothbrushing secret. Crest.

secret

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How is Crest a secret?

secret

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Shh.

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This was all there was in the closet.

closet

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Yeah, same here. Do we look chic?

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What's chic?

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O-M-G! Look at all us chic ass boys.

boys

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I'll check on our phones.

check phones

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Still nothing. I can't believe this.

believe

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Wait. Do you hear that?

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[♪ house music playing distantly]

house music music-playing playing

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These must be the island natives.

island must

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They clearly have a proud culture of music, dance and flavored vodka.

culture dance flavored music proud vodka

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Wow. Everybody's just doing what they like.

everybodys

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Those hefty bearded guys are watching the Mets game.

bearded game hefty watching

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And those shiny little jacked guys are playing underwear volleyball.

jacked playing shiny underwear volleyball

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Yeah. Everybody else is drinking, dancing and horsing off in the pool.

dancing drinking everybody pool

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Is it possible this is Kokomo?

possible

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It's checking too many boxes.

boxes checking

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[gasps] Wait, don't you see?

gasps

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On the boat, I wished for a world that was just guys.

boat wished world

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And then we got struck by lightning.

lightning struck

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I manifested this place into existence.

existence place

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Come on. We gotta fit in with the locals.

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Hi, I'm Peter.

peter

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Our boat crashed here, and we slept in a future house

boat crashed future house slept

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with black toilets and white couches.

black toilets white

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Julian. We all get to the island in our own way.

island julian

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But you're here and you belong.

belong

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Are there any women on the island?

island women

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Just one. Her name is Molly, and she sits in your mouth.

molly mouth name sits

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Say "Hello, Molly."

molly

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Hello, Molly.

molly

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My God, it feels like Christmas morning.

christmas christmas-morning feels morning

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On Fire Island, every day is Christmas.

christmas fire fire-island island

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♪ Spike the drinks with pills of Molly ♪

drinks molly pills spike

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Midler, Bette, and Parton, Dolly ♪

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Don we now our gay apparel ♪

apparel

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Might just roofie Colin Farrell ♪

colin might

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ With the ladies we don't bother ♪

bother ladies

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♪ Fa la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Give us Dua Lipa's father ♪

father

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Bravo is our only cable ♪

bravo cable

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♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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♪ Eight mimosas for the table ♪

eight table

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[all] ♪ Fa la la la la la Bowen Yang ♪

bowen bowen-yang yang

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And Pete Buttigieg.

pete

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Hey, Stewie. Wh-- What is all this?

stewie

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My memes have been getting so much attention that I got a book deal.

attention book deal memes

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What? You just forward other people's pictures and words.

forward peoples pictures words

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Yes. The biggest reward for winning new media is getting to do old media.

biggest media reward winning

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Drake meme here.

meme

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Boston cop slide meme here.

boston meme slide

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Willy Wonka here. Kermit sipping tea here.

sipping willy

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This is ridiculous! You're not an author.

author ridiculous

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Yeah, that's not what HarperCollins thinks.

thinks

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[notification dings]

dings notification

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Either Harper or Collins just sent a clip from my audio book.

audio book clip collins harper sent

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We used Morgan. Don't you just love Morgan?

love morgan used

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[Morgan Freeman] Chapter two.

chapter morgan

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We see Will Ferrell with a mustache.

mustache

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The caption reads, "Me shopping with my wife."

reads shopping wife

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It looks to me like he'd rather be anywhere else.

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What a day. Riding bikes in town,

bikes riding town

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being so loud at restaurants that people leave,

loud restaurants

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sending food back before we even saw it.

food sending

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Thanks for taking us in.

thanks

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Of course! We're a community here.

community course

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Everyone pulls weight and helps in their own way.

helps pulls weight

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A lot of us don't feel supported in our regular lives.

lives regular supported

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That's exactly how I feel.

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-[phone ringing] -[gasps]

gasps phone phone-ringing ringing

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My phone works!

phone works

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Peter! You're alive!

alive peter

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Not only alive, I'm thriving on a magic island I wished for.

alive island magic thriving wished

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And it's just guys who are nice.

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I want you to meet Timothy, Michael and Robert.

meet michael robert timothy

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Hi, Tim, Mike and Rob.

mike

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No. For some reason, we only use full names here.

full names reason

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It's like the only thing we get mad about.

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You're on Fire Island, Peter.

fire fire-island island peter

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It's just a place for Wall Street guys and regional weathermen to be gay.

place regional street wall

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Lois, you're embarrassing me.

embarrassing lois

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None of these guys' wives are calling them.

calling wives

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Peter, enough. You need to come home.

home peter

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No, it's too fun here.

fun

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When dessert comes out, we say we'll only have a bite,

bite comes dessert

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but we have more than a bite.

bite

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Then we call Chef Mario a devil.

chef devil mario

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You know what happens when you tell our secrets, Peter.

happens peter secrets

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Don't do it! Don't do it, Timothy!

timothy

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I'm gonna tickle you!

tickle

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[both laughing]

laughing

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I'm starting to think Chef Mario's not the devil.

chef devil starting

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You are, Timothy! [laughs]

laughs timothy

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Peter's having a great time.

having peters

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He's definitely not being tickled too much. [laughs]

laughs tickled

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I'm alive, I'm fine, and I'm staying.

alive staying

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Gotta go, Lois. I'm driving. Bye!

driving lois

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Dad's safe.

dads safe

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He's on Fire Island.

fire fire-island island

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We haven't paid for anything yet.

paid

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Can we chip in for brunch?

brunch chip

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Robert is tallying the weekend costs so you can settle up all at once.

costs robert settle weekend

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Oh, okay.

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-Five thousand each should do it. -[all gasp]

five gasp thousand

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I-- I'm sorry. $5,000?

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I didn't even have a bed.

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Yeah! Slobs sleep on couches.

sleep

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[gasps, exclaims]

exclaims gasps

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You guys owe 5,000, too?

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No, I'm hot, so I don't have to pay.

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I thought this was a community where everyone takes care of each other.

care community takes takes-care

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Yeah, uggos pay for hotties.

hotties

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Why should hot people pay?

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That's gross.

gross

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Do you not have $5,000?

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-No! -Why?

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Because I have a wife.

wife

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[all] Ew!

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Perhaps there's another way we can pay.

another perhaps

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Well, my house does need a new roof.

house roof

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Perhaps something else?

perhaps

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Okay, I cut our debt in half, but we got to get the hell off this island.

debt half island

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I hope you have an escape plan, Peter.

escape hope peter plan

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Don't worry. We just got to think outside the box.

worry

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That's how those guys came up with the log flume ride.

ride

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All right, Madsen, I need a new idea for a ride or you're fired.

fired idea ride

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Got it. Have you ever taken a bath and wished you were going slowly uphill?

bath slowly taken wished

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I think everyone has.

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And you know how people love to get soaking wet

love soaking

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and then not be able to go home for five hours?

able five five-hours home hours

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-Yeah. -And don't you think

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the second word in a ride should be a word you've never heard before

heard ride second word

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in any other context?

context

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Maybe. What's the word?

word

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Flume.

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Madsen, we're gonna be rich.

rich

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Thank you all for coming.

coming

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Sorry you had to watch me whisper-fight my publicist

fight watch whisper

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for getting the wrong tea.

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[whispering loudly] Too late, Tiffany!

late loudly tiffany whispering

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All right, chapter one.

chapter

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So, women take a long time to get ready.

ready women

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But this guy takes it way further.

further takes

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This skeleton, who starts presumably

skeleton starts

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as a regular human guy, thinks his wife is almost ready.

human ready regular thinks wife

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Cut to him being a skeleton and all of us laughing.

laughing skeleton

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I love how he called the guy a human guy.

called human love

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Very quirky. Very funny.

funny quirky

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[slow clapping]

clapping slow

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This isn't clever. And it's not comedy.

clever comedy

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Brian, this is comedy now.

brian comedy

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No, it's a shortcut for people who aren't actually funny to seem funny.

funny shortcut

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Well, I like to think I'm capturing a relatable feeling and sharing it with--

feeling sharing

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You forward reheated sound-bite leftovers to idiots doing the same thing!

bite forward idiots leftovers sound

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You're all idiots!

idiots

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Congrats on your stolen comedy valor.

comedy congrats stolen

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Uh, sir? This is a Wendy's.

wendys

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-[all laughing] -That's from online.

laughing online

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[growling]

growling

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And this guy's done adulting.

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[all laughing]

laughing

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So good! So good.

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Okay, so the plan is when they use the blender, we move.

blender plan

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[♪ dramatic music playing]

dramatic dramatic-music dramatic-music-playing music music-playing playing

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Put on these rollerblades.

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The next blender, we're through the gate.

blender gate

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Those freeloaders are getting away!

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Beach gays, activate!

activate beach gays

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[grunts]

grunts

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[grunts, exclaims] My blades!

blades exclaims grunts

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Eh.

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Ow.

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[ferry horn blowing]

blowing ferry horn

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Let's try to catch that ferry.

catch ferry

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Weren't you trying to get away from us?

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[laughs] Julian, I meant the boat.

boat julian laughs meant

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Sorry, I'm twisted.

twisted

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YMCA occupation gays, activate!

activate gays

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[screams]

screams

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-[both groan] -Peter, the deer!

deer groan peter

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I already got bit by ticks.

ticks

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[ferry horn blowing]

blowing ferry horn

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That's the last ferry of the day!

ferry

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It's too far.

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Wait, Peter, do you still have that cocaine locket that Julian gave you?

cocaine julian peter

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Yeah, but I wanted to save it for a special night with my family.

family night save special special-night wanted

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Peter!

peter

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[sniffs]

sniffs

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[all screaming]

screaming

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Oh, my God! We made it!

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-[ferry horn blowing] -Bye! Have a fun trip.

blowing ferry fun horn trip

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Aren't you mad at us?

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We're guys. We get over stuff fast.

fast stuff

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Come back next summer for our PJ party.

party summer

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We'll bring our families.

bring families

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No, don't!

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Don't bring them!

bring

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[Brian] Morning, Stewie.

brian morning stewie

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[switch flicks]

flicks switch

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[grunts] What is this? What are you doing?

grunts

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Well, I can't get you to stop doing memes, so this exorcism will rid you of them.

exorcism memes

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I won't recycle images from The Office and add my own text to it.

images office recycle text

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I won't recycle--

recycle

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Oh, Bri, you sweet summer child.

child summer sweet

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This isn't going to work.

↓

We have other ways.

ways

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Chris? But I thought you were on my side.

chris side

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Well, I'm Gen Z and loyal to no one.

loyal

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Bet you didn't have that on your bingo card.

bingo bingo-card card

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-[winces] What is that? -You're getting a loboto-meme.

meme

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When I flip the switch, all memes will rush

flip memes rush switch

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into your brain and explode out of you.

brain explode

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No, please!

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[groaning]

groaning

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It's working!

working

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[in distorted voice] First world problems.

distorted problems voice world

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Cringe.

↓

Weird flex, but okay.

weird

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[screams]

screams

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Stewie, can you talk as yourself?

stewie

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Am I... am I doing it?

↓

Oh, thank God! You're back.

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I wonder where all those memes went.

memes wonder

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[bland uncle] And this is why we can't have nice things.

bland uncle

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[bland aunt laughs] Where do you come up with this stuff?

aunt bland laughs stuff

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Home again, home again, giggity-gig.

giggity home

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Peter, I'm so happy you're home.

happy home peter

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Oh, Lois, I'm so sorry.

lois

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I guess I learned that both men and women are pretty bitchy when money is involved.

bitchy involved learned money women

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Tha-- That's what you learned?

learned

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And that I'd rather get yelled at by a woman than get yelled at by a guy.

woman yelled

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Oh, a thousand percent. It's safer.

percent safer thousand

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I love you, Lois.

lois love

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Oh, Peter, I love you, too.

love peter

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I'm glad you're home.

glad home

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I thought you'd be more mad at me.

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Oh, I could be mad and have a dozen unopened jars

dozen jars unopened

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or forgive you, have you open the jars and start my soup.

forgive jars open soup start

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Start with the big Rao's one.

start

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I will, Lois. Even though that one always hurts my hand.

hand hurts lois

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I'm just so happy to be back in a world with women.

happy women world

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Good, because I had the craziest dream last night,

craziest dream night

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and I'm gonna tell you all about it.

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Okay. So follow me here.

follow

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It's complicated.

complicated

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Here's $5,000. I want back in.

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Sorry, Stewie. I just need to make sure all that meme nonsense is done.

meme nonsense stewie

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[notification dings]

dings notification

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See, he's smirking because he's so proud of himself for ordering a pizza.

ordering pizza proud

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Funny, right?

funny

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No, not... not funny or clever.

clever funny

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[sighs] Good to have you back, buddy.

buddy sighs

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Said no one.

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It's funny because it's just like ordering a pizza.

funny ordering pizza

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That expression is certainly too big

certainly expression

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for just ordering food to a place you usually wouldn't.

food ordering place usually

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[♪ closing theme music playing]

closing closing-theme closing-theme-music music music-playing playing theme theme-music theme-music-playing