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Season 1, Episode 8 — We Don't Party

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#1

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- Whew.

#2

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Okay, I'm ready. Do it.

#3

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- Okay.

#4

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- Come on.

#5

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- I can't. I can't.

#6

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Damn it, Sarika.

#7

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Why will no one staple my hand?

#8

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- Maybe if you told us why.

#9

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- All right, listen, you dum-dums.

#10

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The plan is to injure myself badly enough

#11

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so I can be admitted to the hospital,

#12

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where my high school ex, Meredith, works.

#13

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Things were definitely flirty the last time I saw her,

#14

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and if I can get her to show her caretaking side, well,

#15

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that is gonna be my ticket to bang city.

#16

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- I'm sorry. Do you guys not look at these?

#17

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He's crossed through. He's nothing.

#18

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I'm the one that's perfect for her.

#19

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Don't make me feel like I'm wasting my time up here.

#20

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Now, who's gonna staple my hand?

#21

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Yo, V-dawg, what's going on over there?

#22

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- It's my house's security app.

#23

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My parents are out of town, so I'm turning the lights

#24

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on and off to keep robbers away.

#25

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- Ooh, gimme, gimme, gimme. Let me see. Let me see.

#26

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Wow. Whoa. Your parents are loaded.

#27

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Explain your sweaters immediately.

#28

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- I just like them.

#29

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- Mm-hmm, all right, and this is in Toledo?

#30

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- Yeah, Ottawa Hills.

#31

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It's really nice.

#32

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I know, because my father's whore lives there.

#33

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She's a rich whore.

#34

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- Okay, well, we're gonna have to unpack that at some point.

#35

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But, V-dawg, parents out of town.

#36

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When's the party?

#37

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- My parents said no parties.

#38

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Plus, I don't really party.

#39

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None of us do.

#40

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- Hang on. Hang on. Hang on.

#41

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Does this apply to everybody?

#42

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That's crazy.

#43

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A bunch of high school kids who don't party?

#44

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No, no, no, no, no. Which one of you is gonna be

#45

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the badass to pressure Victor into have a party this weekend?

#46

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Parties are how memories are made.

#47

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Nobody has memories about making good grades.

#48

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They have memories about getting in fights

#49

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and waking up in tunnels and crazy stuff like that.

#50

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This is sad, man.

#51

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Wow, I really thought today was gonna be different,

#52

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but I guess not, huh?

#53

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Just same old same old.

#54

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All right, well...

#55

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Augh.

#56

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- Ahh! Ohh!

#57

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- One, two, three, four!

#58

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- ♪ Next time I'll listen to my heart ♪

#59

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♪ Next time, well, I'll be smart ♪

#60

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♪

#61

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- You can't just use my name to get in here.

#62

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There are actual sick patients who should take priority.

#63

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- Well, yeah, no, I know,

#64

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but you're the only one I trust here.

#65

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Can I get a boo Come on.

#66

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- Not looking, not looking.

#67

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Just kidding. I am looking.

#68

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It's okay. I'm a doctor.

#69

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Hi. - Hey.

#70

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- Hey, just delivering a large earl grey to my main bae.

#71

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- Ahh.

#72

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- This is my boyfriend Chase.

#73

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Chase, this is Jack Griffin.

#74

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- Oh.

#75

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- Hi. - Yeah.

#76

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The guy who peed on the hospital.

#77

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- Yeah, well, when you've got to go, you've got to go.

#78

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You know what I mean. Yeah.

#79

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So, Mere, when did you switch to tea?

#80

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You were always a coffee drinker

#81

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back when we were dating.

#82

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Yeah, oh, remember we used to always get lattes before class,

#83

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and then we'd say, "See you latte"?

#84

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That was so dumb. Why did we do that?

#85

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We had a great rapport.

#86

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- "See you latte." That is dumb.

#87

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- Oh, excuse me, guys.

#88

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- That's okay. See you latte.

#89

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- Yeah.

#90

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Worksheet accident?

#91

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Mere tells me you teach high school.

#92

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- Yeah.

#93

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Wow, she must talk about me a lot.

#94

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I get it, though. I get it.

#95

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Yeah, did she almost mention that I have a PhD in philosophy

#96

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from Harvard, which no offense, makes me a real doctor?

#97

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I mean, let's be honest.

#98

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Anybody can do that knee bone's connected

#99

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to the neck bone crap.

#100

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- It's so--

#101

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- Jack, let me tell you, if you're knee bone's ever

#102

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connected to your neck bone, I'd like you

#103

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to come see me right away.

#104

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- Oh, that's a good point, Chase.

#105

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That's a good point; hey, does it ever feel weird to you

#106

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that your name is a verb that describes what rapist's do?

#107

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- That was the yacht club.

#108

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They just called and canceled on us.

#109

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We're doing a fund-raiser for the free clinic.

#110

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This is a nightmare.

#111

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- Everything's booked, the caterers, the valet.

#112

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You know what?

#113

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We'll do it at my place.

#114

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- There are gonna be over 200 people there.

#115

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- Wait, wait, I have a place.

#116

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Yeah, it's huge.

#117

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Yeah, I'm house-sitting for my friend Victor,

#118

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who's a--an adult.

#119

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- Yeah.

#120

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- That's great.

#121

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- Ah, Victor, there you are.

#122

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Uh, taking your house this weekend, big guy.

#123

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- Oh, you guys are doing "The Great Gatsby"?

#124

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Yeah, he ends up dead in a pool.

#125

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all:

#126

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- Oh, and Daisy killed Myrtle.

#127

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all:

#128

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- We're not there yet.

#129

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- Oh, hey, guys.

#130

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I need your help.

#131

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So this is what's going on.

#132

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- Yeah, you can't just throw your apple at the wall.

#133

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What are you doing? Pick that up.

#134

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- You missed, like, hard.

#135

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- I don't think so. I'm not a garbageman.

#136

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- Hey, I need you guys to come to a little fund-raiser party

#137

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I'm throwing this weekend.

#138

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I need a little backup taking down my ex's

#139

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douche boyfriend Chase.

#140

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- Yeah, it's also for, like, a really good cause

#141

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or some junk, you know, so...

#142

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And there's gonna be an open bar.

#143

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- Mm, mm-hmm. - Ohh.

#144

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- Now, I could get dressed up

#145

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to go flirt with some do-gooders.

#146

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- Right, well, we have been drawing from the same pool

#147

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of losers for so long.

#148

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We've got to mix it up, meet some quality guys.

#149

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- Hey, if you're gonna bang somebody at this party,

#150

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do my mind banging Chase? That would be great for me.

#151

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- Whoa. - Don't tell her who to bang.

#152

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- The fun part is me finding out night of.

#153

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- Yeah, right, right.

#154

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All right, I'll see you guys at the party.

#155

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Oh, Ralph.

#156

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- Hey, toga, toga, toga.

#157

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I'm sorry; I couldn't help overhearing you

#158

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talk about a party.

#159

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- Oh, yeah, I'm throwing a party.

#160

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- You know, my wife, Brenda, lets me out one night a month.

#161

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- It's gonna be this Saturday. - Oh, that sounds fun.

#162

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- Doing it to destroy my ex's boyfriend.

#163

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- Oh, he... - When he thinks he can't be

#164

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destroyed any harder...

#165

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- Is this, like, a potluck thing or...

#166

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- I finish him with something huge.

#167

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- Would love to see that firsthand.

#168

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- Yeah, yeah, I'm not sure what it's gonna be yet,

#169

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but it's gonna be good.

#170

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- Yeah.

#171

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- All right, see ya, Ralph. - See...

#172

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See ya. See ya. "See ya, Ralph."

#173

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Wait, did not say "See you there, Ralph."

#174

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Maybe he left the "there" part out.

#175

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Maybe...okay, you're talking to yourself.

#176

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You're frightening the students again.

#177

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Go in your office. That's where it's good.

#178

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That's where it's...good.

#179

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Okay, here we go.

#180

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This--this is gonna be my ace in the hole.

#181

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See, Meredith always loved that I played the piano,

#182

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so I think what I'll do is, I'll have somebody just

#183

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really drag this bad boy right in the center of the room.

#184

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- Please be careful. - All right, V-sauce.

#185

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I think we're all set. It's time for you to leave.

#186

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- I feel like I should stay.

#187

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- Come on. Look, it's fine.

#188

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Everything's gonna be fine. You've got to let go a little.

#189

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- It's not that simple for me.

#190

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What if my parents find out.

#191

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You say, "I know about your affairs."

#192

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That always works, and it will buy you a little time

#193

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to think about your next move.

#194

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But look, it's never gonna come to that.

#195

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This is a sophisticated event.

#196

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We're talking give garbage bags tops.

#197

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- But my container only holds two,

#198

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and they don't pick up until Wednesday.

#199

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- Victor, I need you to talk faster,

#200

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or if you're gonna keep the same speed, use less words.

#201

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- Holds. Two. Wednesday.

#202

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- Yeah, that'll work.

#203

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- Can't. Do. Whole. Life.

#204

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- Look...

#205

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- Victor, we don't care what you say.

#206

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We're having a party.

#207

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.

#208

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- Oh, yeah, Jack. It's weird you're here.

#209

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Whoa, this house is fancy.

#210

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- Okay, listen, you guys got to leave,

#211

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seriously, or you get Fs.

#212

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Go...

#213

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Oh--oh, no.

#214

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Okay, no time, no time.

#215

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Basement. Go. Now.

#216

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Let's go. Follow me. Follow me. Follow me.

#217

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Okay, all right, all right, all right.

#218

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Yeah, yeah, yeah.

#219

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Hey.

#220

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- The guy who saved the night.

#221

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- Ahh... - Oh, my God.

#222

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Planning this thing has literally been one

#223

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unpleasant surprise after another.

#224

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You really bailed us out.

#225

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- Well, I was glad to help, yeah.

#226

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You look beautiful, by the way.

#227

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- Yes, she does. I already told her.

#228

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- Yeah, this place is really nice.

#229

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So what does your friend Victor do?

#230

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He's a--he--he's done very well selling...

#231

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uh, little pieces of fur.

#232

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- No.

#233

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What are you doing a documentary about Victor?

#234

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Get out of here. Come on. Don't worry about him.

#235

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He's--he's doing good. He's doing good.

#236

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All right, go--go host, host.

#237

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All right, yeah.

#238

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Guys, shut up.

#239

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Shut--guys, shut--shut up.

#240

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Shut up. They're gonna hear you.

#241

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All right, Victor, is there a basement exit?

#242

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- No. There's also no bathroom.

#243

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- God, okay, well, if Meredith sees a flock of geeks

#244

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flying out of this basement, she's gonna know I lied

#245

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about this place.

#246

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Got to get you out of here somehow.

#247

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Okay, maybe I stuff you guys all in boxes.

#248

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Maybe--well-- - Mr. Griffin, hear us out.

#249

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- No, Marcus. He won't listen if it's you.

#250

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- That's true. - Mr. Griffin, you were right.

#251

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We need to make crazy party memories.

#252

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We want to end up in a tunnel.

#253

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- Yeah, I am hell-bent on fighting tonight.

#254

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- A lot of business deals are made over drinks.

#255

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- And I want to do a panty raid.

#256

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What? That's a thing.

#257

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It's, like, in every '80s movie.

#258

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- Please, boss.

#259

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- Okay.

#260

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All right, fine, fine.

#261

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You guys can stay, but I won't have you ruin this party

#262

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for me, so don't make a peep, and don't leave this room.

#263

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This isn't some stupid farce.

#264

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Ahh.

#265

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Okay, bye. Shh. Just...

#266

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- All right already.

#267

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- Cheers.

#268

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- Cheers. - Our first party.

#269

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- Ooh, that dude could give me the news.

#270

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Got a nice caboose too.

#271

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Oh, married.

#272

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- Oh, I do love an older gentleman

#273

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with a strong brow, you know.

#274

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Oh, and--and so does his wife, okay.

#275

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- It seems like everybody here is married.

#276

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- I mean, what were we thinking?

#277

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These are quality do-gooder men.

#278

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I mean, of course they're all taken.

#279

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- I know, there's a reason why all the guys in our usual pool

#280

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are still single.

#281

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They've always got something weird going on.

#282

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- Oh, like that guy Bruce

#283

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who used to like to tongue your belly button.

#284

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- Oh, God, yeah.

#285

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He used to spend, like, ten minutes in there.

#286

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I don't know what he thought was gonna happen.

#287

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I want satay.

#288

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- Girl. - Come on.

#289

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Really?

#290

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- Uh-oh. Look out there, tiger.

#291

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I spent a lot of time on this event.

#292

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I don't want you wrecking the place.

#293

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- Oh. - I'm not wrecking the place.

#294

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It was just a little fumble. I saved it.

#295

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- You saved it from yourself.

#296

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Ahh.

#297

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Isn't Victor's place beautiful?

#298

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- Oh, yeah. - Yeah, I--

#299

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I use it sometimes as an intellectual retreat.

#300

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I tell you, I've gotten some of my best ideas

#301

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sitting at that window right there staring at the sunset.

#302

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Oh, sorry. I just--

#303

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that window actually faces the east.

#304

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So I guess you're telling me this is the only house

#305

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in the world where the sun sets in the east.

#306

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- No, I'm just saying--

#307

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- You know where north is, Jack?

#308

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- Normally, yeah. - It's that way.

#309

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- I just--I got a little turned around, 'cause it's--

#310

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you know, it's not my house.

#311

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It's my friend's-- excuse me one second.

#312

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- Okay, it's just a party.

#313

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And we're about to go in.

#314

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Jack will be happy to see us, so here we go.

#315

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Here we--okay.

#316

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All right, let them go.

#317

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Let them go, and then you go, so here we go.

#318

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Don't over think it.

#319

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Okay, you're a cool party guy.

#320

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You're a cool party guy.

#321

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You're a cool party guy.

#322

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No, thank you.

#323

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Pardon me, okay, pot stickers...

#324

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nothing.

#325

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And you walked straight through.

#326

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- Well, look at that, so fine.

#327

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Put roses on my grave, for I am dead.

#328

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But let's hold for wife. - Mm, mm-kay.

#329

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- Hold. - Mm-kay.

#330

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Holding still.

#331

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- Maybe she's in the bathroom. - Okay.

#332

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- Give her five. - Okay.

#333

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- Wait, he's not wearing a ring.

#334

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- Oh, dibs! - Dibs!

#335

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- Oh...

#336

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- Ohh.

#337

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- Hello. I'm Mary.

#338

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- Well, maybe you can talk to him later.

#339

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- Mm-mm, no, she was faster on the draw.

#340

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Now she gets him for life.

#341

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And that's the rule of dibs.

#342

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♪

#343

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- ♪ Work it

#344

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♪ Come on girl

#345

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♪ Work it

#346

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- Will you have my back when I plunk a bitch?

#347

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- Uh, I don't know. I have soft bones.

#348

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- I can't believe I'm drinking with my bully.

#349

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- I'm so sorry I used to throw your backpack in that pond.

#350

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It wasn't about you. It was my stuff.

#351

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- Yeah, I understand, okay.

#352

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I wear these dark clothes,

#353

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'cause I'm trying to figure out who I am, but underneath it,

#354

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I'm just a guy who loves to dance.

#355

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♪

#356

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- ♪ Jerk back, give me some more ♪

#357

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- I love you guys too.

#358

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I'm so drunk.

#359

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- We love Victor.

#360

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Hey, man, V, I've got to pee so bad, so...

#361

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- Oh, oh, I know. I know.

#362

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Me too, so bad.

#363

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- Me too. I've got to go.

#364

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- Oh, oh, we can't go upstairs.

#365

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We--we just have to hold it.

#366

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- Hi, hi, hello, hi.

#367

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You guys hear me?

#368

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Great. My name's Jack Griffin.

#369

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Or as some of you may know me, the guy who saved the night.

#370

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Anyway, I just wanted to raise a glass

#371

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to the lovely Meredith Covey,

#372

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and, of course, to this wonderful cause.

#373

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And what does a free clinic need?

#374

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How about a few of my favorite things?

#375

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All right.

#376

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♪

#377

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- Yeah.

#378

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- Yeah, now we're flying.

#379

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♪

#380

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- Take it easy, man, relax.

#381

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- This is how I relax.

#382

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♪

#383

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♪

#384

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.

#385

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- What a fun surprise that was, dueling pianos,

#386

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but with one piano.

#387

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I guess our lives can be overtaken by chaos

#388

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at any moment, which is why the free clinic is so important,

#389

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so please keep your donations coming.

#390

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Peace.

#391

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Jack, a piano fight?

#392

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Can you please hold it together?

#393

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You're being really immature.

#394

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- Chase is being immature.

#395

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- Well, maybe, but I'm talking to you right now.

#396

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- Yeah, okay, well, I hope you're gonna talk

#397

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to him about it too, you know.

#398

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Actually, there he is. Hey, Chase, Chase,

#399

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Meredith has a--yeah.

#400

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- Hey, babe.

#401

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- That's really loud in my ear. - Oh.

#402

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Did you see that? - Yeah, she saw it, man.

#403

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She saw it, and she was just talking about

#404

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how immature you were being.

#405

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- Yeah, well, you're the most immature person I've ever met,

#406

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and I've met tons of babies.

#407

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- I just can't believe you helped out in Haiti,

#408

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Myanmar, and Guam all within the same year.

#409

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I didn't know there were any quality single guys left.

#410

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- Well, that's why I'm still single.

#411

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I haven't stayed in one place until now.

#412

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- Whew, I just got a sensual swell.

#413

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- Take off your shoe.

#414

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- Oh, okay. That's what you're into?

#415

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- Yeah, I want to see those little foot fingers.

#416

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You don't call them toes?

#417

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- I want to dress those naughty little piggies.

#418

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- I'm into toe clothes.

#419

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You know, a little, you know, double-breasted suit

#420

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for your big toe, like, you know,

#421

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and then a little fun summer dress for the ladies,

#422

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you know, summertime, and then, you know,

#423

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something that you would wear to a funeral

#424

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or something like that or--

#425

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I'ma give you my number, but stay away from my belly button.

#426

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- Fair enough.

#427

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- Ehh...okay, I have to pee.

#428

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My bladder is too small to be partying this much.

#429

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Wait.

#430

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What the hell?

#431

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Hey, why is this planter full of gin?

#432

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- Okay, enough with the witch hunt.

#433

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It was me.

#434

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I've been faking.

#435

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I'm sorry. I guess I'm just not ready

#436

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to do drinking yet.

#437

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- No, Victor, we're sorry.

#438

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Yeah.

#439

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- You've been such a gracious host,

#440

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and how do we repay you?

#441

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By peer

#442

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- But you guys haven't.

#443

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You've been lovely guests from the beginning.

#444

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Aww.

#445

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- Victor, it's okay to be scared.

#446

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- Give me the shot. - Whoo!

#447

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- Yeah. - Do it.

#448

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- Live fast. Die young.

#449

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- Okay.

#450

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- Ahh.

#451

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Oh, no.

#452

⇓

- E minor wasn't even the right choice for the song.

#453

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- Uh, you wasn't even the right choice for the song.

#454

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- Okay, enough.

#455

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Tonight is about the free clinic.

#456

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You guys might not care about it, but I really do.

#457

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- All right, look, I kind of feel like I gave her

#458

⇓

what she needs, and you weren't able to do that,

#459

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so why don't we just shake hands and you admit that I won.

#460

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- Excuse me. Excuse me. Pardon me.

#461

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- Oh, God.

#462

⇓

- I've got to pee. Oh.

#463

⇓

- What are...

#464

⇓

- Ohh. - Excuse me.

#465

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- Ohh! - Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

#466

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- Move, move.

#467

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- Wait, there are students here?

#468

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- Oh, my God. We've got to bounce.

#469

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- Uh-uh, I'm not going down for this.

#470

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- Jack, please tell me that we are not holding this

#471

⇓

fund-raiser at one of your student's houses.

#472

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- Oh, God. - Look, everything--

#473

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everything's gonna be fine.

#474

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- Panty raid!

#475

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Whoo! Yeah!

#476

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- Uh... - Whoo! Whoo!

#477

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- It is in every '80s movie.

#478

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.

#479

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- This party's about to get a servin' of Durbin.

#480

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Second time's a charm.

#481

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- Ralph, no, no, no. This party is not for you.

#482

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- See, I knew I wasn't invited.

#483

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- This place is a freakin' maze.

#484

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- How am I supposed to pee if there are no bathrooms?

#485

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- Everyone...

#486

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- Excuse me.

#487

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Everyone, could I have your attention, please?

#488

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Sorry, it--sorry.

#489

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It has come to my attention that we don't have permission

#490

⇓

to be here, so unfortunately,

#491

⇓

we all need to leave immediately.

#492

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- I feel great.

#493

⇓

Thanks for letting us stay.

#494

⇓

You were right.

#495

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I was wound too tight, and I needed to let go.

#496

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Now I have a crazy party memory.

#497

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I've got to go journal this before I black out.

#498

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- Whoa, what do you mean, "black out?"

#499

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How much did you drink?

#500

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- One shot. - One sh...

#501

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All right, listen to me. Listen to me.

#502

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You're gonna be fine, okay?

#503

⇓

- Okay. - All right.

#504

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You got a breath mint? - Yeah.

#505

⇓

- Yeah, use it. Okay, I'll be back.

#506

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- Okay.

#507

⇓

- Oh, oh, oh, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

#508

⇓

Excuse me, guys. Excuse me.

#509

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Could I just have your attention, please,

#510

⇓

just for one quick second?

#511

⇓

It is true that we don't have permission to be here, okay?

#512

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But that is mostly my fault, so please don't take it out

#513

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on the free clinic.

#514

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These guys, they're relying on you.

#515

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Your contributions, they keep the lights on and the...

#516

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Band-Aids sticky, or whatever else goes on in a free clinic.

#517

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You get my point. Look, before you leave, please,

#518

⇓

just hit the donation table first, okay?

#519

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All right, great, thank you.

#520

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Thanks, everybody.

#521

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- Thank you, Jack.

#522

⇓

Hey. - Hey.

#523

⇓

You want to hit the silent auction table with me?

#524

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- Yes. - Okay, 'cause I think Jack

#525

⇓

probably has to tuck in his friends.

#526

⇓

- Ahh-ahh!

#527

⇓

- Whoa.

#528

⇓

- Now you, lady, punch me in the face.

#529

⇓

- Oh, no, no, no, no, I didn't ask her to do that.

#530

⇓

That's--that was just gravy.

#531

⇓

Come on. Let's go.

#532

⇓

I'll--I'll talk to you soon.

#533

⇓

All right, all right, easy, tiger.

#534

⇓

Get with your friends, Heather.

#535

⇓

Wow, she wasn't kidding.

#536

⇓

All right, well, time to leave.

#537

⇓

Let's get you in some Ubers. What do you say, huh?

#538

⇓

- There were five entire garbage bags

#539

⇓

stuffed in the bins, Victor.

#540

⇓

Did you have a party?

#541

⇓

- I know about the affairs.

#542

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- Go to your room.

#543

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