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The Audacity

Season 1, Episode 4 — Vanitas

TMDB episode metadata

Show: The Audacity

Episode title: Vanitas

Air date: May 03, 2026

Director: Daniel Sackheim

Top billed cast: Billy Magnussen, Meaghan Rath, Zach Galifianakis, Lucy Punch, Simon Helberg, Sarah Goldberg

Toxic masculinity makes a comeback in Martin's spine, Orson's gut, Duncan's shins. But the feminine side is strong: Sorrel's tincture, Lili's mud, JoJo's bridge. Anushka holds Duncan's feet to the fire as an atomic reaction sweeps through Las Altas.

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What's your name, soldier?

name soldier

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Is that thing recording me?

recording

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You're teaching him about war?

teaching

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The reason we're all here,

reason

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the new headmaster, Dr. Beatrice Webb.

beatrice

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Carl Bardolph-- all I need is for him to come on board

bardolph board carl carl-bardolph

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for, like, 3% to 5% stake,

stake

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and I am invincible.

invincible

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Aah!

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Zero days since I stabbed someone, Joanne.

days joanne stabbed zero

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You threatened my livelihood.

threatened

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I knew Carl wouldn't suffer a fool like you.

carl fool suffer

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I need you. We're profiling every human on the planet--

human planet

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what they want, what they think, what people believe.

believe

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Yes!

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Well, JoAnne, you were wrong about me.

joanne

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You tried to cut me off at the knees,

knees tried

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but I grew new shins.

grew

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And now I am big enough to forgive you.

forgive

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And I got news.

news

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Oh, and I--I know you're gonna want to hear it.

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I've been doubting myself, my abilities.

abilities doubting

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But fucking A, this guy is formidable.

formidable fucking

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And I just had the most volcanic sex

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with someone who's been with me the whole time,

whole

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my most committed sexual partner--

committed partner sexual

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myself.

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I loved myself.

loved

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And isn't--isn't that the whole point of therapy?

point therapy whole whole-point

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I--I gave love to me.

love

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Maybe it's--it's the most-- most important love of all.

love

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It wasn't, uh, whatever penetrative sex with my wife.

wife

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But I penetrated

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my fist.

fist

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Yeah, you know what?

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That fist--that fist is now a symbol

fist symbol

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of my strength against all odds

odds strength

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and my belief in me.

belief

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Okay, call me back. It's Duncan.

duncan

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Duncan, shut up!

duncan

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Friends, Quants,

friends

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Sons of Milpitas,

sons

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Hypergnomes, assemble!

assemble

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Ask not if we will have the honor

honor

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of hosting the legend

legend

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and new partner and board member,

board board-member member partner

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Carl Bardolph.

bardolph carl carl-bardolph

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We will. He's coming.

coming

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Carl Bardolph is coming.

bardolph carl carl-bardolph coming

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He's--he's one of us!

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Yes! Yes! Whoo!

whoo

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Slide! Slide!

slide slide-slide

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The slide? The slide?

slide

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No. No, no.

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Okay. Okay!

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We're gonna make money with money!

money

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all: Slide! Slide! Slide! Slide! Slide!

slide slide-slide

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Yes!

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You--you all--

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it's a team!

team

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It's a team!

team

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One second.

second

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I'm beefing up Xander's backend.

xanders

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Can't you hurry up?

hurry

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No, I can't.

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Martin.

martin

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You're mad.

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You seem mad.

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Are you mad at me?

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You want me to vomit up all the awful things

awful vomit

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you said about me last night?

night

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I have better things to do, Martin.

martin

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I only repeated all the demeaning things

demeaning

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you said to me about Xander.

xander

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That was--that was talk.

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That was--

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I was offering you my help, my time, my smarts,

offering smarts

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something that most people actually value.

value

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Cupertino, for instance, only the most important tech company

company cupertino instance tech tech-company

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to ever exist.

exist

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You said they don't value you.

value

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Know what?

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Bugger off, Martin.

bugger martin

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Better yet, ask Alexander if I'd be

alexander

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a net positive on your team.

positive team

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Go on.

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Rhodes scholar.

scholar

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Doctorate in philosophy, Oxford.

philosophy

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"New York Times" bestseller.

times york york-times

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And yes-- don't even say it, Martin--

martin

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one week on the list definitely counts!

counts list week

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Go on, ask him! Then bugger off!

bugger

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Did you take your antibiotics?

antibiotics

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Yes, and they're just making it worse.

worse

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Well, consider yourself lucky

consider lucky

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they didn't put you on heartworm pills.

pills

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Honey, your needs are my needs.

honey needs

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But my needs are also my needs.

needs

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And I need to give my needs a bit more attention.

attention needs

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Truth is, I'm not upset anymore.

anymore truth upset

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I'm just recalibrating.

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Flat white, please, for Anushka.

anushka flat white

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Sure.

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Coffee for Tim.

coffee

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Hey.

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Your proposal to send psychotherapists

proposal send

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for the workers at our Guangzhou factories,

factories workers

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that was a prank, right?

prank

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A bunch of us thought maybe.

bunch

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Big Tim was sure it wasn't.

↓

But it was a prank, right?

prank

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No, it certainly wasn't a prank.

certainly prank

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Damn! Big Tim always wins.

wins

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Well, they're rioting now.

rioting

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So I guess the window for mindfulness

window

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has officially closed.

closed officially

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- Different factory. - Ah, right.

factory

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Well, in that case, it's been considered

case considered

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at the highest levels and was found to be,

found highest levels

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sadly, utterly unworkable.

sadly utterly

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But Tim also found it to be hysterical.

found hysterical

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- Mm. - You know how he is.

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He loses faith in someone, especially if he...

especially faith loses

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- Thanks. - Suspects disloyalty,

suspects thanks

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he can be quite cruel.

cruel

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Unforgiving, even.

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He forgave you for the massage therapist

forgave massage therapist

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on your corporate card.

card corporate

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We love science!

love science

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We love facts!

facts love

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Now we need a place to run some laps!

laps place

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Krypton, tungsten, molybdenum, and radium!

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Help us finance our brand-new stadium!

brand finance stadium

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all: Give! Give! Give!

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- What? - The boosters?

boosters

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I know.

↓

Why do we need the stadium again?

stadium

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Do we have many, or any, athletes here?

athletes

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- That's why we need a stadium. - Yeah.

stadium

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We need to start talking it up to parents

parents start

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of any prospective kids who even look like

kids

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they throw a ball. - Exactly.

ball throw

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Beatrice, I wanted to ask you,

beatrice wanted

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when you were at Harvard, did you know Millicent Giblan?

harvard millicent

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What class were you in?

class

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Jace's ex.

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She used to tend bar at that place.

place tend used

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You know, behind the Coop.

behind coop

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Grendel's Den.

↓

That's the one.

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I'm afraid I don't know Millicent.

afraid millicent

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Parents and guardians need to be making your way

parents

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to your child's first period. - Okay, good to see you.

childs period

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Beatrice, it's always so hard to tell.

beatrice hard

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And you look so young.

young

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What year were you at Harvard?

harvard

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Lili, I never went to Harvard.

harvard lili

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All my degrees are from

degrees

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University of Wisconsin-Madison--

madison university

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my bachelor's, master's, and doctorate.

masters

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That's funny.

funny

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Wisconsin?

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Good comp lit program.

comp program

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Great Nepalese food.

food

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- Hey. - Hey.

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- Made it. - Fine.

↓

Um, hey, can you, um--

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Can you do Jamie's first period?

jamies period

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I have some... trustee business.

business

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A robust art market starts right here,

market starts

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finding creators of future value,

creators finding future value

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cultivating the taste of future collectors.

collectors future taste

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Sorry.

↓

We're starting with bridges

bridges starting

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because art is about connecting.

connecting

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So find someone new--

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not your life partner--

life partner

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and, uh, let's build something together.

build

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Uh, sir, there-- someone was looking for you.

looking

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Everyone partnered up?

↓

I saw those stinko investments you were taking.

investments

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Same crime, but dumber.

crime dumber

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Okay, you need to stop spying on me.

spying

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Whoa, listen.

whoa

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Look, I know you don't want me going through

↓

your underwear drawer, right?

drawer underwear

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But let's be fair.

fair

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That's where you keep your underwear.

underwear

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- Ew. - Can I just tell you my news?

news

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I got Bardolph.

bardolph

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I did. He's investing.

investing

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And he's joining the board.

board joining

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Yeah, after everything, even if he left a scar.

left scar

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I--I'm impressed.

impressed

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Thank you.

↓

And, look, Duncan,

duncan

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I can recommend a new therapist for you.

recommend therapist

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What?

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I really don't think you should be without one.

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- You think I'm a lost cause. - I don't.

lost

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I just think you are a sucker for shortcuts.

sucker

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What does that mean?

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Look, I have a client.

client

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She's got daddy issues as thorny as yours.

daddy daddy-issues issues

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And she's had a string of toxic men,

string toxic

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all while holding down a big job.

holding

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Serves on boards. Impressive, but miserable.

boards impressive miserable serves

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But then we did the work, and she's turned things around.

turned

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And she is cutting all of them out of her life.

cutting life

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She's even dating a woman now.

dating woman

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Ingrid?

ingrid

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Ingrid Talbert?

ingrid

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No.

↓

All right, how's everyone doing?

↓

Ingrid Talbert.

ingrid

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Let's liven things up and switch partners

partners switch

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like a square dance.

dance square

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Hey, hey, hey.

↓

You okay? Yeah?

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- Yeah, I'm fine. - Yeah?

↓

Hey, mind if I jump in?

jump mind

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Odd man out.

↓

Do you mind if we thrupple up?

mind

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Okay, let's just say it is Ingrid, right?

ingrid

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She's on the board of Smote.

board smote

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And Orlando Lee is the CEO--

orlando

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the most toxic man to ever live.

live toxic

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I mean, he-- he makes his employees

employees makes

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wear astronaut diapers while they're coding.

astronaut coding diapers wear

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So Orlando Lee is your star patient's boss, right?

boss orlando patients star

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I mean, is she trying to cut him out?

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No, and her name isn't Ingrid.

ingrid name

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Sure, okay.

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But she's collecting the votes,

collecting votes

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boardroom coup, bye-bye, toxic man.

boardroom coup toxic

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United we purge.

united

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The stock is gonna soar.

soar stock

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The stock's not gonna soar.

soar stocks

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Everybody hates this guy.

everybody everybody-hates hates

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Yeah, well, I'm just saying

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it's probably not gonna soar for long.

soar

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It'll bump for one virtuous minute.

bump itll minute

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And then-- - How are we doing over here?

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Great. We're doing good. You good?

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This is fabulous. Really inspiring stuff.

fabulous inspiring stuff

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Toxic men succeed

succeed toxic

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because the fear they create produces--

create fear

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What? What, what, what?

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Loyalty.

loyalty

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Ingrid may have fixed her daddy issues.

daddy daddy-issues fixed ingrid issues

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The Valley has not.

valley

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No one can fill his shoes. It's a loser option.

fill loser option shoes

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And for most, loyalty forbids even trying.

loyalty

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So power vacuum.

power vacuum

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Monster returns, monster wins.

monster returns wins

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And then the stock will take off like--

stock

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A thrust without mercy.

mercy thrust

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Oh, JoAnne.

joanne

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Boy, I wish we had our session tomorrow.

session tomorrow wish

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You--you are so good.

↓

Like, I know you hate me,

hate

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maybe even wish me physical pain.

pain physical physical-pain wish

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But I just have to say--

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I'm serious--you are an incredibly talented person.

incredibly person serious talented

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If you were running the world, it--

running world

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it would be a better place.

place

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I know.

↓

Yeah.

↓

All right, show me what you got.

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Yeah, no. Buy it up.

↓

I want 150,000 shares.

shares

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Smote.

smote

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Duncan.

duncan

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You know, it kind of seemed like you were having

having seemed

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a therapy session back there.

session therapy

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You really think that's appropriate?

appropriate

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Well, if you don't violate them,

violate

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how are you supposed to know where your boundaries are?

boundaries supposed

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But you're right. Yeah, yeah.

↓

No, tonight-- tonight's about the children.

children tonight tonights

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Yeah.

↓

This one's pretty good.

ones

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Little Grace Clancy.

grace

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Sweet, right?

sweet

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Let me ask you, Gary.

gary

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Do you think, uh, my empathy makes me a better art lover?

empathy lover makes

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I do have quite a collection.

collection

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Yeah, it's actually an interesting question.

interesting question

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Like, does--does one need a developed sense of empathy

developed empathy sense

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to appreciate great art?

appreciate

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Mm-hmm.

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I mean, I would say yes, but--

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Anushka, I didn't mean to hurt your feelings.

anushka feelings hurt

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Sometimes I'm not good at saying things.

sometimes

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I am--I am sorry.

↓

Will you forgive me?

forgive

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Say "woof."

woof

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What?

↓

Wow, Mary Poppins is in a temper.

mary poppins temper

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Not here.

↓

What are you--

↓

Did you call her?

↓

Uh, yeah.

↓

No. Who? Sorry.

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The bloody reporter, Nena Marx.

bloody marx nena nena-marx reporter

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Ooh, I hate her. I--I hate her.

hate

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Did you read any of my texts?

read texts

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I'm persona non grata at Cupertino.

cupertino

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They think I leaked the acquisition rumor.

acquisition leaked rumor

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They think I'm profiting!

↓

You--you're dead to me unless you solve this.

dead solve

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Okay, okay, okay.

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How can I help? Just tell me.

↓

Call Nena.

nena

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Put the rumors to bed.

rumors

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She's got to print that the talks between Cupertino

cupertino print talks

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and Hypergnosis are over. Stop it!

hypergnosis

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- What? What? What? - Stop it!

↓

Set the record straight.

record record-straight straight

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On the record.

record

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Take your medicine. - Okay.

medicine

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If you'll be my spoonful of sugar.

sugar

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Duncan, I am being 10,000% serious.

duncan serious

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And I am 10,000% going to call Nena Marx, okay?

marx nena nena-marx

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Because in a few days, Carl Bardolph is set

bardolph carl carl-bardolph days

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to invest $300 million in Hyper-G.

hyper invest million

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That serious enough for you?

serious

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You bagged Bardolph?

bagged bardolph

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Oh, I bagged him.

bagged

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I bagged him good.

bagged

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And that's exactly what I'm gonna tell Nena Marx.

marx nena nena-marx

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- He's a giant. - No.

giant

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And when Carl and I close, I swear

carl close swear

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I will shout it to everyone.

shout

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And Big Tim will know that you are true and loyal.

loyal

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And you do a little vindication cha-cha

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on his desk. - Stop it.

desk

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You know, flash a little ankle.

ankle flash

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Stop it.

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I would if I could.

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I would if I could.

↓

I--

↓

I just want you to know that I--

↓

I think you're a very talented person.

person talented

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And if you were running the world,

running world

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no doubt it would be a better place.

doubt place

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Oh, we're doing this.

↓

Okay.

↓

Okay, okay.

↓

Please proceed safely to the front door

door front front-door proceed safely

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of the school. - Duncan.

duncan school

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And have a safe journey home.

home journey safe

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Oh, Lili.

lili

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Where you been?

↓

The board business. Come on.

board business

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We--we need to leave now.

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Yeah, I was at art.

↓

Okay, I did math stuff. - Thank you so much.

math stuff

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What--Duncan, please.

duncan

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- Oh, my God, what the-- - What are you doing?

↓

Duncan, what are-- - Hey!

duncan

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Hey, you, uh, can you open this?

open

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That's my--that is mine. - Please--

↓

- That is mine. - We're good, Al. Thank you.

↓

- Oh, my God, this is mine. - What?

↓

This is my cube. That's my cube!

cube

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- What is wrong with you? - Of course.

course

↓

Jamison.

jamison

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Jamison stole my cube. That is--

cube jamison stole

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Oh, my-- you said Thelma took it.

thelma

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No, she swore up and down that Thelma was innocent.

innocent swore thelma

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- Oh, God, Duncan. - "Don't fire her, Daddy."

daddy duncan fire

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No, this--oh, my God.

↓

I don't know, Duncan.

duncan

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But listen, I-- we've gotta leave.

↓

Are you insane?

insane

↓

Come on.

↓

Write a check. Let's go.

check write

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I'm so sorry for your loss.

loss

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Yeah, may his, um--

↓

may his memory be a blessing.

blessing memory

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Oh, why wouldn't it be a blessing?

blessing

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Oh, no, no. I wasn't suggesting otherwise.

otherwise suggesting

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It's--it's-- it's an expression.

expression

↓

It's a--a Jewish...

jewish

↓

no--oh, yep. Oh, okay.

↓

Bye-bye.

↓

Um...

↓

Alvin died.

alvin died

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- Alvin the landlord? - Yeah.

alvin landlord

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- Oh, no. - I know.

↓

Such a sweet man.

sweet

↓

Oh, no.

↓

You know, I always felt that he kept the rent down

rent

↓

because he knew that I was helping people.

helping

↓

And, you know, he really liked you.

liked

↓

He always--he always said, she's a dish.

dish

↓

Who owns our house now?

house owns

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I guess his daughter, Beth.

beth daughter

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She's--I don't know, she wasn't very pleasant.

pleasant

↓

I mean, she's a lawyer, so say no more.

lawyer

↓

Gary, she's gonna jack the rent--

gary jack rent

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- Well-- - Or sell.

sell

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Sell it out from under us. And why not?

sell

↓

I mean, it's probably worth--

worth

↓

You know, there might be a world

might world

↓

in which he left us the house.

house left

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7.5 million?

million

↓

Oh, yeah. No.

↓

He's not gonna leave us the house.

house

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

If only you would have bought it,

bought

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or any house. - What?

house

↓

10 years ago. 15.

years

↓

Wait, how was I supposed to buy a house 15 years ago?

house supposed years

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I was just getting started. And then I got priced out.

started

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And then I got divorced. Remember?

divorced remember

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I don't want to lose our home.

home lose

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Our offices--I mean, how are we supposed to see our clients?

clients offices supposed

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This is so unfair.

unfair

↓

I mean, the only reason that the real estate market is

estate market real real-estate reason

↓

sky-high is because we keep these billionaire

billionaire

↓

man-children sane enough to make that kind of money.

children money sane

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Okay, I'm gonna call Beth back.

beth

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No, you don't call, okay?

↓

No, I will call.

↓

Okay.

↓

Carl.

carl

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Please. Hi.

↓

First of all, I am so sorry about missing our session.

missing session

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That was--

↓

It's okay. You're not charging me for it.

charging

↓

No, no. God, no.

↓

No, it was a--a family--

family

↓

And today's session, I mean, I'll gladly pay for it.

gladly session todays

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But I don't think I should have to, because--

↓

well, because, um, I'm firing you.

firing

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Carl, my son was in the hospital.

carl hospital

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Is that what you do to therapists?

therapists

↓

Is that the right word? You fire them?

fire word

↓

Yeah, okay. I'm firing you, yeah.

firing

↓

Either way, I'm--I'm done.

↓

I always left here feeling a little bit...

feeling left

↓

castrated.

↓

And I need my balls, so... thank you.

balls

↓

Yeah, have a good-- have a good day.

↓

I--Carl, wait.

carl

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We--there are other options.

options

↓

We could, um--we could maybe

↓

put a pause on your sessions.

pause sessions

↓

Or some therapists do retainers

therapists

↓

so that you could, uh, call me if those anger issues arise.

anger issues

↓

Well, the problem is, is that the anger

anger problem

↓

is what made me the money.

money

↓

But don't feel bad about it.

↓

You did me a favor when you stood me up like that.

favor stood

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The scales fell from my eyes.

eyes fell scales

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I--

↓

I'm getting back into the game, so thank you.

game

↓

Thank you. Thank you.

↓

Well, I'm proud of you.

proud

↓

I, uh--what's the, uh-- what's the endeavor?

↓

Just because I would hate for you

hate

↓

to--to be involved straight out of the gate,

gate involved straight

↓

the therapy gate, in--

gate therapy

↓

in anything triggering.

↓

I'll be fine.

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

Leave a message, or, better yet, text.

message text

↓

Beth, JoAnne Felder here.

beth felder joanne

↓

Gary and I are heartbroken.

gary heartbroken

↓

Your father, what an extraordinary man--

extraordinary father

↓

Alvin.

alvin

↓

You know, he and Gary developed a funny kind of bond.

bond developed funny gary

↓

I won't say father/son, exactly,

father

↓

but, um, maybe generous uncle, peculiar nephew.

generous nephew peculiar uncle

↓

They had their lunches.

lunches

↓

Gary always came home with a smile,

gary home smile

↓

like a midlife love affair--

affair love midlife

↓

platonic, obviously.

obviously platonic

↓

Uh--uh, right, well, I mean, you must be swamped.

must swamped

↓

It's--it is a hell of a process, grieving.

grieving process

↓

My couch is open to you, of course,

couch course open

↓

anytime, on the house.

anytime house

↓

Speaking of the house, uh, I was calling to see if you--

calling house speaking

↓

if you could, between estate lawyers

estate lawyers

↓

and funeral homes, squeeze in a chat

chat funeral homes squeeze

↓

to discuss what you might be thinking, uh,

discuss might thinking

↓

or what Alvin was thinking if he mentioned us

alvin mentioned thinking

↓

and our situation--

situation

↓

uh, not precarious.

↓

I--I won't say "precarious," precisely, but pre--pre--

precisely

↓

Pre--uh--

↓

I--I can't seem to finish my sentence.

finish sentence

↓

Beth, we want to talk about the rent.

beth rent

↓

About, uh, keeping the rent where--

keeping rent

↓

where we could possibly--

possibly

↓

Press 3 to delete.

delete press

↓

Message delivered.

delivered message

↓

Fuck!

fuck

↓

Hi.

↓

Who's that dude?

↓

That's Sigmund Freud.

freud

↓

- Freud? - Yeah.

freud

↓

Are you familiar with Freud?

familiar freud

↓

Wasn't he, like, diddling his sister?

diddling sister

↓

I think you're thinking of Dickens.

dickens thinking

↓

Oh, he was, like, the coke fiend, right?

coke

↓

- Uh-- - Oh, no, it was his daughter.

daughter

↓

No. No, no, no. He wasn't diddling Anna.

diddling

↓

Diddled with Anna's head, didn't he?

head

↓

He analyzed her.

↓

And it was, some feel, inappropriate.

inappropriate

↓

Tell it to the cocaine, right?

cocaine

↓

Hello?

↓

Hello?

↓

Hey, are you, like, Gary Jr.?

gary

↓

You said you were gonna give that cube back.

cube

↓

I mean, guess I'm not the only klepto, you little bitch.

bitch

↓

That was legendary.

legendary

↓

Hello?

↓

Coward.

coward

↓

Not now, JoAnne.

joanne

↓

I am writing.

writing

↓

It's Orson.

orson

↓

Oh, yeah. Come in.

↓

Orson, come in.

orson

↓

Hey. Oh.

↓

Hey.

↓

You okay? Do--should I get your mom?

↓

Um, can you teach me how to use

teach

↓

the washing machine, please?

machine washing

↓

Yeah, sure, no problem.

problem

↓

Oh, what, now? Uh--

↓

I know I messed up with the stool sample.

messed sample stool

↓

But, um...

↓

The antibiotics are just-- they're not working,

antibiotics working

↓

and they're making it worse for me.

worse

↓

And I really just-- I can't be like this right now.

↓

Okay. Okay.

↓

It is--it's okay.

↓

It's okay.

↓

This is totally-- this is natural.

natural

↓

Um--you know, I know this nutritionist.

nutritionist

↓

I'm on a task force with her.

force task

↓

People swear by this woman. I could call her.

swear woman

↓

Yeah? Great.

↓

Come on.

↓

Well, good news.

news

↓

SecVa felt bad about missing the barbecue.

barbecue missing secva

↓

Tom put the screws to her.

screws

↓

Well, I just pointed out she wasn't helping

helping pointed

↓

the vets any by not showing.

showing vets

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

So SecVa approved the transfer

approved secva transfer

↓

of a dozen engineers who know the MUMPS system, and--

dozen engineers mumps system

↓

The what? Sorry, what--what system?

system

↓

MUMPS system.

mumps system

↓

It stands for, uh, mobile--

mobile stands

↓

nobody fucking knows anymore.

anymore fucking knows nobody

↓

It's been around longer than me.

longer

↓

And how long have you been at the VA?

↓

No, no, no. Me, Tom.

↓

It's pre-moon landing.

landing moon

↓

They've put patches on top of patches over the decades.

decades

↓

But, you know, that's--that's what we're trying to do here,

↓

is cure ourselves of the MUMPS.

cure mumps

↓

This is--this is good news.

news

↓

This is progress.

progress

↓

Yeah, the MUMPS, progress.

mumps progress

↓

And how old are these engineers?

engineers

↓

Well, we'd be pulling them out of retirement,

pulling retirement

↓

so, I mean, they're a little older.

older

↓

Guys! Guys.

↓

Read the room.

read room

↓

30-year-olds retire here, okay?

olds retire

↓

This is not a nursing home.

home nursing nursing-home

↓

No walkers in my war room. - Okay.

room

↓

Okay, but this is the job that we are paying you to do.

paying

↓

No, you're not paying me. Did SecVa fast-track the money?

fast money paying secva track

↓

Or is she taking an old man dump on me?

dump

↓

I can't even sell the data product.

data product sell

↓

Data product?

data product

↓

What data product are you planning on selling?

data planning product selling

↓

Oh, you thought your welfare checks

checks welfare

↓

made this project worth my time?

project worth

↓

The only play is to sell the vets' data--

data sell vets

↓

big pharma, insurers.

↓

So you see people in need,

↓

and you go to how to sell their medical files.

files medical sell

↓

Yes, it's called capitalism.

called

↓

The government ought to try it.

government ought

↓

Okay, if we have guardrails,

↓

data sales, you know, might work.

data might sales

↓

No.

↓

No.

↓

This deal's dead.

dead deals

↓

You, Duncan Park, you are the fucking problem.

duncan duncan-park fucking park problem

↓

Mm.

↓

Sorry. Bardolph's smart.

bardolphs smart

↓

He's gonna want to steer the ship, but hard no.

hard ship steer

↓

Okay? It's-- - I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

↓

He has a quick trigger.

quick trigger

↓

I think this is worth salvaging, Duncan.

duncan worth

↓

Maybe I talk to Tom about meeting somewhere in the--

meeting

↓

Don't bother.

bother

↓

Don't bother.

bother

↓

Okay.

↓

The engagement docs will be ironclad.

engagement

↓

From a synergy POV, you want a wall around his people.

wall

↓

Yes.

↓

- Hey. - Hey.

↓

Hi.

↓

Do we really need to take a helicopter?

helicopter

↓

Pippa Tang wants to meet you.

meet pippa pippa-tang tang wants

↓

Good news!

news

↓

Mm?

↓

Pippa's rescheduling for tomorrow.

tomorrow

↓

Great. Let's go home.

home

↓

What? And miss a night in Napa?

miss napa night

↓

But, Lili, my daughter--

daughter lili

↓

She's, what, 15?

↓

She'll be fine.

shell

↓

Do she know how to work a microwave?

microwave

↓

Don't fret.

fret

↓

Pippa will pony up, but she likes to make us beg for it.

likes pippa pony

↓

What does she get in return?

return

↓

Her name on the stadium.

name stadium

↓

And she'll express her priorities

express shell

↓

for the school, and--

school

↓

But what if I can't agree to them?

agree

↓

For $40 million?

million

↓

Just lie back and shine brightly.

brightly shine

↓

You don't have to like Pippa Tang.

pippa pippa-tang tang

↓

I don't happen to.

happen

↓

Just think what we can do with 40 million.

million

↓

I'm gonna book us a spa.

book

↓

All these tests they put you through,

tests

↓

poking and prodding,

poking

↓

just makes you feel like a freak for having

freak having makes

↓

a natural human body.

body human human-body natural

↓

I mean, hello, we're all just factories for shit.

factories

↓

And blood.

blood

↓

And pus.

↓

And milk sometimes.

milk sometimes

↓

I mean, it's what we do.

↓

We ooze.

ooze

↓

We secrete.

↓

And they'll never take that away from us.

↓

He's all set. - Okay.

↓

I've got a custom tincture just for you.

custom tincture

↓

It is my proprietary blend.

blend proprietary

↓

It will adapt itself to shake up

adapt shake

↓

your whole microflora economy.

economy whole

↓

Mm, interesting.

interesting

↓

What--uh, what's in there?

↓

- Well, it's proprietary. - Mm.

proprietary

↓

But mostly Chinese herbs, holistic reductions,

chinese herbs mostly

↓

compounds to reduce inflammation.

reduce

↓

So that's gonna fix my shit factory?

factory

↓

- Orson-- - You bet.

orson

↓

Here you go.

↓

20 drops to start,

drops start

↓

and then three drops three times a day.

drops three three-times times

↓

- Okay. - Three and three.

three

↓

Great, great.

↓

What's the damage on everything?

damage

↓

The damage?

damage

↓

Cool, yeah. Sorry.

cool

↓

Uh, well, of course I will apply

apply course

↓

the medical colleagues discount.

colleagues discount medical

↓

That's--thank you so much. That's great.

↓

And the consultation fee, it's included

included

↓

with the proprietary prescriptions.

prescriptions proprietary

↓

- Uh-huh. - The total, then, is $1,962.

total

↓

Oh, I didn't--

↓

can you-- maybe don't take--yeah.

↓

Okay, uh-- - It's activated.

activated

↓

Right. It already--

↓

and how much of this will insurance cover?

cover insurance

↓

Ugh, of course insurance companies,

companies course insurance

↓

they only cover phallocentric, Western-normative treatments.

cover treatments western

↓

Okay.

↓

Take credit cards?

cards credit credit-cards

↓

- Let me grab the machine. - Great.

grab machine

↓

We're not gonna tell your mom about this.

↓

Yeah?

↓

Lili, this is--

lili

↓

it's all too much.

↓

"Too much," that's my "not enough."

↓

No.

↓

You know, I don't come from great wealth either.

wealth

↓

But I practice radical acceptance.

acceptance practice radical

↓

And now being rich is second nature.

nature rich second

↓

Yeah, it's possible to adjust to any identity, really.

adjust identity possible

↓

Wouldn't you agree?

agree

↓

I'm just rolling with whatever comes.

comes rolling

↓

Yeah, I like that.

↓

Like in Aspen, right?

aspen

↓

At the education thingy.

education thingy

↓

I was so excited to find

excited

↓

the perfect leader for Las Altas.

altas leader perfect

↓

Walked up, made you the offer right on the spot.

offer spot walked

↓

When'd you realize I meant to make the offer

meant offer realize

↓

to Pamela Douglas?

douglas

↓

Do you mean,

↓

when did I realize you mixed up

mixed realize

↓

the only two Black women at the summit?

black black-women summit women

↓

- If I did-- - 30 seconds.

seconds

↓

You knowingly infiltrated or suborned

infiltrated

↓

a wool-pulling antic.

pulling wool

↓

And you can't tell Black women apart.

apart black black-women women

↓

I had been drinking.

drinking

↓

And I think with the altitude and--

altitude

↓

You offered it to me.

offered

↓

I signed my own name on the contract

contract name signed

↓

and never once lied.

lied

↓

We're being honest? - Mm-hmm.

honest

↓

My daughter is brilliant, really brilliant,

brilliant daughter

↓

and deserves to go to Stanford.

deserves stanford

↓

Las Altas is the best feeder school, so...

altas best feeder school

↓

Good for you.

↓

Still, this is not a great look for either of us.

↓

Not arguing that.

arguing

↓

But I do need to know, if someone asks...

asks

↓

I'm not gonna lie.

↓

You stood there in my backyard

backyard stood

↓

as I introduced a Harvard graduate.

graduate harvard introduced

↓

You said nothing.

↓

Just keep saying nothing

↓

or this all falls apart for you, for Harmony.

apart falls harmony

↓

There's nothing I can do to help.

↓

Then we take it to our graves.

↓

Fine.

↓

You first.

↓

Here's the phone number.

number phone phone-number

↓

And name?

name

↓

Jamison Esme Park.

jamison park

↓

- Your daughter? - Yeah.

daughter

↓

She'll never forgive you.

forgive shell

↓

Well, she's not gonna find out.

↓

Why can't you just--

↓

Why can't I get one of those Pakistani CTOs

↓

with that H1N1 visa?

↓

Because, like, when they whine,

whine

↓

I could send them back to Bangor.

send

↓

Bangalore. India.

india

↓

And H1N1 is the bird flu.

bird

↓

Looks like she used to torrent "Sailor Moon."

moon sailor used

↓

No, I--I don't want to know about sex stuff, okay?

stuff

↓

Just tell me-- tell me if she's stealing.

stealing

↓

Pirating is stealing.

stealing

↓

Yeah, it is.

↓

Oh, Jim Jam.

↓

Hey, get out! - I'm sorry.

↓

Carl Bardolph is early.

bardolph carl carl-bardolph early

↓

- Park. - Hey. Um--

park

↓

Whoa, this where you keep all the good stuff?

stuff whoa

↓

Yeah, I wasn't expecting you till, um--

expecting till

↓

Well, I could pretend that I messed up the time,

messed pretend

↓

but I did, in fact, want to catch you with your pants down.

catch fact pants

↓

Sorry to disappoint you.

disappoint

↓

Um, but, yeah, please sit.

↓

Stay. Make yourself comfortable.

comfortable

↓

Um, we had a whole--

whole

↓

whole thing prepared--

prepared whole

↓

Who's the chickadee?

↓

Oh, uh, Harper, how about, uh, we show

harper

↓

Mr. Bardolph the power of Gnodin?

bardolph gnodin power

↓

We triangulated this guy's metadata

↓

from multiple data lakes.

data multiple

↓

Sending him a coffee coupon...

coffee coupon sending

↓

now.

↓

72% chance.

chance

↓

Please tell me there's something besides this.

besides

↓

72% means there's a--

↓

There's a 100% chance that this does not work for me.

chance

↓

This is just baseline tech.

tech

↓

There's--there's--there's more.

↓

So much more.

↓

- Hm. - Stuff that no one else has.

stuff

↓

Prepare to have your mind blown.

blown mind prepare

↓

You have two minutes.

minutes

↓

Stan stays as long as you can vouch for his secrecy.

stan stays

↓

I cut his tongue out. Get on with it, please.

tongue

↓

You two are about to be the third and fourth people

fourth third

↓

on Earth to see what we can do here.

earth

↓

Orlando Lee, CEO of Smote.

orlando smote

↓

You've heard of him. Of course you have.

course heard

↓

After running billions of Monte Carlo simulations,

billions carlo monte monte-carlo running

↓

predicted by our God-tier algo we call "Gnodin"--

algo gnodin predicted

↓

what was it, Harper, the percentage of certainty?

certainty harper percentage

↓

- 32. - No, of certainty.

certainty

↓

Wasn't it 89? - Yes, it was 89.

↓

Yeah, I'm certain this is a giant waste of my time.

certain giant waste

↓

Stan?

stan

↓

Oh, yeah, he doesn't have a tongue.

tongue

↓

I will speak for him. What the fuck are you doing?

fuck speak

↓

89% certainty Lee is pushed out of Smote

certainty pushed smote

↓

in the next 48 hours.

hours

↓

Come on, how did you get that?

↓

We are perched on the shoulders

shoulders

↓

of everyone in his sphere-- all-seeing.

seeing

↓

We know which execs just got a prescription to benzos,

prescription

↓

who canceled their trip to Biarritz,

canceled trip

↓

who's buying tampons,

buying tampons

↓

their--their spouse's data stream,

data spouses stream

↓

their kids' test scores, the doorman's bank account.

account bank bank-account kids scores test

↓

Okay, so you--you grab a bunch of loose facts,

bunch facts grab loose

↓

and you slap on a narrative.

narrative slap

↓

And this is what you call information?

information

↓

Information with insight,

information insight

↓

like if you fused a quant with a psychiatrist.

fused psychiatrist

↓

Because if I'm right, Lee is fired,

fired

↓

leading to a 94% chance that the stock rises,

chance leading rises stock

↓

but only briefly, because who wants to be

wants

↓

the sacrificial suit?

suit

↓

So power vacuum.

power vacuum

↓

Stock falls.

falls stock

↓

And what have we got on that, Harper?

harper

↓

Uh, 79%?

↓

Uh, not quite--

↓

77.9.

↓

Ah, let's just call it 78.

↓

78%. Code monkeys, you know?

code monkeys

↓

Then Gnodin's psycho-economics--

economics psycho

↓

Psycho-economics.

economics psycho

↓

- Yes. - Psycho--okay.

psycho

↓

It tells us toxic loyalty will lead to an 84% chance

chance lead loyalty tells toxic

↓

that he's rehired, leading to a 97% chance

chance leading

↓

that stock skyrockets from that news.

news stock

↓

You ride that whole wave, Carl, with shorts and buys,

buys carl ride shorts wave whole

↓

and you get to take, like, four bites out of that apple.

apple bites four

↓

Your algorithm says all that?

algorithm

↓

I bought 150,000 shares of Smote last night.

bought night shares smote

↓

Okay, we'll be in touch.

touch

↓

Thank you for the tarot reading.

reading

↓

You're leaving?

leaving

↓

Uh, yeah.

↓

Probably should have mentioned

mentioned

↓

that Carl was Orlando's mentor.

carl mentor

↓

But then you probably already know that.

↓

You are the fucking data guy, right?

data fucking

↓

I thought that guy couldn't talk.

↓

If any of that had any validity--

↓

Trust me, it does. I swear.

swear trust

↓

If he goes and warns Orlando, he's gonna rewrite the future.

future orlando rewrite

↓

And then--

↓

Someone's fucking their own mother.

fucking mother someones

↓

And I think it's me.

↓

Mmm, that was divine.

divine

↓

Do we get dessert?

dessert

↓

Chocolate gateau?

chocolate

↓

Ah, yes.

↓

No, I can't.

↓

I'm sorry. No.

↓

When I was Jamie's age,

jamies

↓

I used to eat a whole box of penne

used whole

↓

with Alfredo sauce so thick you could spackle a wall.

sauce thick wall

↓

Sometimes I didn't even hurl.

hurl sometimes

↓

Do not tell Jamie that.

jamie

↓

She already thinks I've got food issues.

food issues thinks

↓

I don't always relate to my own daughter.

daughter relate

↓

Is that awful to say?

awful

↓

No.

↓

She's a teenager. - Yeah.

teenager

↓

Duncan says she's stealing from us.

duncan stealing

↓

- Aw. - Yeah.

↓

Like, she puts-- hey, thank you.

↓

Thanks.

thanks

↓

Yeah, she, like, puts her little trophies

trophies

↓

in the school trophy case.

case school trophy

↓

Is she the one who smashed it?

smashed

↓

No. No, no, no.

↓

No, that was Duncan.

duncan

↓

And he's paying for the repairs with interest.

interest paying

↓

Is he--

↓

Violent at home?

home violent

↓

No.

↓

I wish.

wish

↓

Tell me about the perfect Harmony's daddy.

daddy perfect

↓

Where is he? - He was just a friend of ours.

friend

↓

Yeah, he agreed to, you know, cough up.

agreed cough

↓

It was my egg. Darcy carried.

carried darcy

↓

Oh, I didn't have you down as a lady's lady.

lady ladys

↓

So dónde está Mrs. Darcy?

darcy

↓

LA. Actress.

actress

↓

Yeah.

↓

She ran off with another Darcy,

another darcy

↓

and that was almost worse than the betrayal.

betrayal worse

↓

Oh, lady, I've been there.

lady

↓

Mm?

↓

Keep thinking I'm over it, and then--

thinking

↓

oh, you probably met her at the luncheon.

↓

Anushka Bhattachera.

anushka anushka-bhattachera bhattachera

↓

She's awful.

awful

↓

I made such a great hire.

hire

↓

Come on, grab the bottle.

bottle grab

↓

Come on.

↓

Did you see my pottery work?

↓

The giant bong?

bong giant

↓

Yeah, may--

↓

You didn't do a bong, Tess. You made a bowl.

bong bowl tess

↓

Lilac glaze.

glaze

↓

Very tasteful too.

tasteful

↓

Remember, Martin?

martin remember

↓

Yes.

↓

Uh, lilac. Very nice.

↓

Dad, eyes on me.

eyes

↓

What was my history project on?

history project

↓

Yeah, one sec.

↓

Estimating how many people could fit

↓

in the Roman Colosseum.

roman

↓

I asked him.

asked

↓

It's a wonder you saw any of that,

wonder

↓

given how you were with Duncan Park--

duncan duncan-park given park

↓

for a while.

↓

What were you two up to?

↓

I'm on his board.

board

↓

The company isn't doing great.

company

↓

Neither is he.

↓

I was trying to stop a public meltdown

meltdown public

↓

in the midst of 500 of the Valley's

midst

↓

most influential parents.

parents

↓

Are you insinuating something?

↓

No.

↓

That explains it.

explains

↓

Good fight, boys!

boys fight

↓

Did you track me, you piece of shit?

piece track

↓

You cannot do this. You cannot--

cannot

↓

Do what?

↓

You--you're gonna warn Orlando over there,

orlando warn

↓

your protégé.

↓

Oh, did your all-knowing algo predict what I'm gonna do?

algo knowing predict

↓

Huh? Did it?

↓

Did it? - Yeah.

↓

That's free will!

free

↓

You have no idea what this is about to do.

idea

↓

I live in the error margin, pal.

error live

↓

You didn't say anything to him yet?

↓

Yeah, I said "howdy" and--and, "Where's the keg?"

howdy

↓

If you tell him what I told you,

↓

we will never know if I was right or not.

↓

It's--it's Schroeder's cat.

↓

It's Schroedinger, you dunce.

↓

Don't call me a dunce.

↓

Then don't be a dunce.

↓

If you really thought I was one,

↓

you wouldn't be here.

↓

Actually, being here, it proves to me...

proves

↓

You believe in my algo.

algo believe

↓

And maybe--maybe--

↓

Jesus.

jesus

↓

Ow!

↓

Maybe it scares you.

scares

↓

My hot potato's too hot in your soft, tattletale hands.

hands soft

↓

Yeah, this how you used to do business?

business used

↓

This is why you vanished from the scene, Carl?

carl scene vanished

↓

Huh?

↓

I show you tech that will revolutionize

tech

↓

how we predict behavior, and you--

behavior predict

↓

you run to the playground and you tell your boyfriend?

boyfriend playground

↓

Control, Alt, Delete!

control delete

↓

I have jumped through every hoop

hoop jumped

↓

you put in front of me

front

↓

because I'm a fighter, you know?

fighter

↓

You don't think I'm a fighter?

fighter

↓

Oh, baby--

baby

↓

You made your point. You've made your point.

point

↓

Oh, good. Thank you for hearing me.

hearing

↓

Hey.

↓

I love this guy. This dude used to drop dudes

drop dudes love used

↓

twice his size and half his age.

half size twice

↓

Who's this dude?

↓

Orlando Lee, I'd like you to meet someone.

meet orlando

↓

This is Duncan Park.

duncan duncan-park park

↓

He's a fighter. - Oh, no way, dude!

fighter

↓

- Hey, all right. - Yeah.

↓

You want to do it?

↓

No, no, I--he wasn't--

↓

he didn't mean it that way.

↓

So not a fighter?

fighter

↓

So your manhood is a metaphor?

manhood metaphor

↓

We got our next fight!

fight

↓

He's got-- I didn't get a weapon.

weapon

↓

Yeah, no. Okay. Okay.

↓

all: Oh!

↓

Ah, man!

↓

all: Oh!

↓

I thought we said not the face!

face

↓

Control, Alt, Escape!

control escape

↓

Control, Alt, Escape!

control escape

↓

That's not the safe word, cuck!

cuck safe safe-word word

↓

What?

↓

No, no, no, no, no.

↓

This is why we do it!

↓

Yah! all: Oh!

↓

Yah! all: Oh!

↓

Control, Alt, Delete!

control delete

↓

He said "Control, Alt, Delete," asshole!

asshole control delete

↓

Let him go!

↓

I wanted to show you something.

wanted

↓

Mm-hmm.

↓

What is that? The surface of the moon?

moon surface

↓

It's my home in Napa.

home napa

↓

It burned down.

burned

↓

Oh, my God.

↓

Oh, you know who our neighbor was

neighbor

↓

and whose house is fine?

house

↓

Pippa fucking Tang.

fucking pippa tang

↓

Our donor?

donor

↓

So when the fires were raging,

fires raging

↓

Pippa bribed our private firefighters double

double pippa private

↓

to protect her house instead.

house protect

↓

Wow.

↓

You know the only thing that's left?

left

↓

Is that a bench?

bench

↓

A marble bench.

bench marble

↓

In our former garden.

former garden

↓

Duncan asked me to marry him there.

asked duncan marry

↓

He doesn't even care.

care

↓

- I'm so sorry. - It's okay.

↓

No, I'm so sorry.

↓

I married a terrible actress from a hemorrhoid commercial

actress commercial married

↓

who is also a whore.

whore

↓

Give me her number.

number

↓

Her number?

number

↓

Yeah, so Dunky gave me this app.

↓

It hides your number and your voice.

hides number voice

↓

It makes you sound like that Darth Vader guy.

darth darth-vader makes sound vader

↓

Okay.

↓

- Her name is Darcy. - Darcy--

darcy name

↓

Yeah.

↓

You're a little slut.

slut

↓

And so is the Darcy-- - Darcy. Darcy.

darcy

↓

Other Darcy, you hemorrhoid, dumb-dumb,

darcy dumb dumb-dumb

↓

stupid girl, dummy.

dummy girl stupid

↓

Oh, my God!

↓

Oh, my God, I just peed myself!

peed

↓

I urinated!

↓

Whoo!

whoo

↓

Crisscross.

↓

Hello?

↓

We know what you did.

↓

The betrayal.

betrayal

↓

What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan

cupertino duncan

↓

if they knew?

↓

Oh, my God!

↓

Are you feeling overwhelmed?

feeling overwhelmed

↓

Try to remember your life has value, "Anus Hooka."

anus life remember value

↓

Shut up!

↓

Just close your stupid gob!

close stupid

↓

When you carry shame around,

carry shame

↓

you make people around you unhappy.

unhappy

↓

You seem riddled with anxiety and guilt, "Anus Hooka."

anus anxiety guilt riddled

↓

Try breathing and counting backwards from ten.

backwards breathing counting

↓

Ten, nine, eight--

eight nine

↓

Hello, Nena.

nena

↓

Sorry if it's late.

late

↓

I'm calling to set the record straight on Hypergnosis.

calling hypergnosis record record-straight straight

↓

Deep background.

background deep

↓

You can say a source close to Cupertino.

close cupertino source

↓

The acquisition talks failed.

acquisition failed talks

↓

But then Alvin turns to me, and he says, Gary,

alvin gary turns

↓

what the hell happened to our neighborhood?

happened neighborhood

↓

Since when did giving a damn about your neighbors

giving neighbors

↓

become a four-letter word? - Aw.

become four letter word

↓

They don't make 'em like that anymore.

anymore

↓

- No, they don't. - Hi.

↓

Oh, my God. Beth, hi.

beth

↓

I didn't know you were coming by.

coming

↓

I would have--I--oh.

↓

I-I-I am so, so sorry about your dad.

↓

Oh, I'm so sorry to barge in like this.

barge

↓

No, please.

↓

Oh, this is Irvin.

irvin

↓

Hi.

↓

- Great to meet you. - You too.

meet

↓

Beth--uh, Beth has told me how much

beth

↓

her dad adored you both.

↓

And he was always speaking of you so warmly.

speaking

↓

- Mm. - I know he really admired

↓

how you two both do good work.

↓

And you--you don't expect to make as much

expect

↓

as everyone else here does.

↓

Mm.

↓

I always wished I could be more like him, but I just--

wished

↓

I--I hate to say it--

hate

↓

I always tell her, it's okay to care about money.

care money

↓

And--and you are the, um--

↓

the brother or the husband?

brother husband

↓

Irvin's handling the sale.

handling sale

↓

- We're gonna list at 8. - Mm.

list

↓

Probably would sell closer to 8.4.

closer sell

↓

But we wanted to propose, if you could pay all cash,

cash propose wanted

↓

we'd give it to you at listing.

listing

↓

Wow.

↓

Thank you.

↓

We'll get Pippa at the winter gala.

gala pippa winter

↓

It'll be fine.

itll

↓

But you can't tell the board.

board

↓

What am I supposed to say?

supposed

↓

Tell them food poisoning.

food poisoning

↓

The chopper crashed.

chopper crashed

↓

So another lie?

another

↓

I think you'll manage, Beatrice.

beatrice manage

↓

I feel pretty sure of it.

↓

♪ From the student who knows ♪

knows student

↓

♪ That to have one of those ♪

↓

♪ Would be suicide ♪

suicide

↓

♪ And everybody sings ♪

everybody sings

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da - ♪ Yeah ♪

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

- ♪ Uh, huh - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da - ♪ All right

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ We're going where ♪

↓

♪ The air is free ♪

free

↓

♪ On the National Express

express national

↓

♪ There's a jolly hostess ♪

jolly

↓

♪ Selling crisps and tea ♪

selling

↓

♪ But it's hard to get by

hard

↓

♪ When your arse is the size ♪

arse size

↓

♪ Of a small country

country

↓

♪ And everybody sings ♪

everybody sings

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ Yeah - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, da

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da - ♪ Uh, huh ♪

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da, ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

- ♪ All right - ♪ Ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ Ba, ba, ba, da ♪

↓

♪ We're going where ♪

↓

♪ The air is free ♪

free

↓

What do you think about one seat for me

seat

↓

and one for my number two here?

number

↓

You let him call you that?

↓

What's that on your forehead, buddy?

buddy forehead

↓

Forget money. Where do you want to be?

forget money

↓

Societal collapse is upon us, and sooner than you think.

collapse sooner

↓

I miss you, man.

miss

↓

If you don't have the bone mass.

bone mass

↓

What the hell are you watching?

watching

↓

You did this?

↓

You stabbed me in the back... Oh!

stabbed

↓

...of my heart?

heart

↓

In episode 104, you will see

episode

↓

the Tech Bro Fight Club, which is in fact a real thing.

club fact fight fight-club real tech

↓

This is Duncan Park. He's a fighter.

duncan duncan-park fighter park

↓

He didn't mean it that way.

↓

So your manhood is a metaphor?

manhood metaphor

↓

We got our next fight.

fight

↓

It's tech bros wanting to feel the realness of physical combat.

bros combat physical tech wanting

↓

Oh!

↓

And all the things

↓

that are just metaphorical during their daytime activity,

activity

↓

where they are being told to fight,

fight

↓

to have that kind of war like

↓

Sun Tzu aggression in their business life.

aggression business life

↓

I think there's just a lot of like,

↓

especially nowadays, what is it to be a man?

especially nowadays

↓

And I guess that answers their question for them sometimes.

answers question sometimes

↓

Oh. Fuck.

fuck

↓

I thought-- okay, no, no background. No.

background

↓

Well, here they're going to do it in

↓

a back warehouse to get their ya-ya's out

warehouse

↓

and to feel what that masculine warrior energy is.

energy masculine warrior

↓

Just been kicked in the balls.

balls kicked

↓

Three, two... Action!

action three

↓

Oh!

↓

I couldn't resist not having that be part

having part resist

↓

of the fabric of our Silicon Valley.

fabric silicon silicon-valley valley

↓

I show you tech that will revolutionize

tech

↓

how we predict behavior,

behavior predict

↓

and you run to the playground to tell your boyfriend?

boyfriend playground

↓

The thing that Duncan can say legitimately to Bardolph is,

bardolph duncan

↓

"I've jumped through every hoop you've put in front of me."

front hoop jumped

↓

And he puts another one in front of him.

another front

↓

He succeeds in a way that's emotionally very real.

emotionally real

↓

When he's strangling Orlando Lee at the end

orlando

↓

with his eyes fixed on Bardolph,

bardolph eyes fixed

↓

it is a way of saying, "I am a fucking warrior

fucking warrior

↓

and not to be taken lightly."

lightly taken

↓

He said control is to Lee, asshole! Let him go!

asshole control

↓

I think that's what Bardolph sees in him.

bardolph sees

↓

He does not give up.

↓

Now they're ready to go to the next phase

phase ready

↓

of their relationship.

relationship

↓

When did you realize I meant to make the offer

meant offer realize

↓

to Pamela Douglas?

douglas

↓

When did I realize you mixed up

mixed realize

↓

the only two black women at the summit?

black black-women summit women

↓

- If I did. - 30 seconds.

seconds

↓

In episode four, there's more than just Fight Club.

club episode fight fight-club four

↓

There's also the fight between Lily and Beatrice.

beatrice fight lily

↓

It's almost like they have a summit meeting at the spa

meeting summit

↓

where all of these truths come out.

truths

↓

And we take it to our graves.

↓

Fine.

↓

You first.

↓

It's a fun dance between the two of them, literally in mud.

dance fun

↓

And then it's almost like this,

↓

we have a lot more in common series of scenes that follow.

common follow scenes series

↓

Almost a friendship is emerging between the two of them.

emerging friendship

↓

So Duncy gave me this app.

↓

It hides your number and your voice.

hides number voice

↓

Hello.

↓

We know what you did.

↓

What would Cupertino think of you and Duncan if they knew?

cupertino duncan

↓

Oh, my God!

↓

Are you feeling overwhelmed?

feeling overwhelmed

↓

Try to remember your life has value, Anus huka.

anus life remember value

↓

Shut up!

↓

Anushka takes that Easter Island head,

anushka easter head island takes

↓

which symbolizes ancient beliefs,

ancient beliefs

↓

and smashes this new technology.

smashes technology

↓

That's the sort of collision point that I kind of adore,

adore collision point

↓

that idea that the AI bot has provoked her to violence.

idea provoked violence

↓

And when we get to episode five,

episode five

↓

we'll see what the consequences of that violence are.

consequences violence

↓

I'm calling to set the record straight on Hypergnosis.

calling hypergnosis record record-straight straight

↓

The acquisition talks failed.

acquisition failed talks