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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 16, Episode 8 — Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day

TMDB episode metadata
Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Episode title: Dennis Takes a Mental Health Day
Air date: July 19, 2023
Director: Heath Cullens
Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito
After a physical reveals Dennis has high blood pressure, he decides to take a day away from The Gang to de-stress at the beach. But life has other plans, and his day spirals into a string of mishaps until he can no longer contain his rage.
Source: TMDB
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Everything looks good, Mr. Reynolds.
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Your blood work is all normal.
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Excellent. As expected, right?
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Does look like your blood pressure's
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-a little high, however. Um-- -Wait.
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-I have high blood pressure? -Well, yes, but
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that's consistent with your last visit.
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We might want to put you on a low dose
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-of blood pressure medication. -Oh... no.
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Come on, Doc. Pills are for old men.
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Well, we all get to a certain age where we need--
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Do we? I don't.
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So, no. I mean, you know, let-let's not...
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Listen, I-I can see where you're headed with this.
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Let's-let's not go there, okay?
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If I wanted my blood pressure to be low, I would simply
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command my body to make it low.
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That's really not how chronic high blood pressure works.
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Okay, well, it is how it works with Dennis Reynolds, okay?
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And if I'm chronically having high blood pressure,
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it's because I'm chronically suffering fools
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who won't listen to me when I say that I can do things.
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Uh, you know what, Doc? It's fi...
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I'm gonna take control of this, okay?
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Don't you worry about a thing
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'cause Dennis Reynolds is gonna
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figure this all out on his own.
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There we go.
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Blood pressure.
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Pulse. Resting heart rate, syncs right to the phone.
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And it records everything.
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This is perfect.
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Now I'll have proof I can smash in that stupid doctor's face.
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-Yeah. - Oh, hey, Dennis.
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Uh, a-are we above or below sea level?
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-What? Tell him about the family-style cooking.
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Yeah, so we're doing
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some family-style cooking now, and we got this,
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like, industrial-grade pressure cooker.
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Mm. Pretty badass, man,
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but, you know, we got to make sure
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we're above sea level just to be safe.
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Well, we can't be below sea level.
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Otherwise, we'd be underwater.
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But if it's under sea level,
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-it may explode. -That's our big worry.
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That this sucker's gonna explode.
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You can't take a pressure cooker under the sea.
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It's not gonna explode.
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Yeah, that's not how pressure cookers works.
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-Yeah. -You're telling me that you can't bring
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a pressure cooker onto a submarine?
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How do they feed the entire U.S. Navy?
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-They don't pressure-cook the shit, Mac. -Navy argument.
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-Navy argument... -Stop! Stop! All of you, okay?
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They have, like, a grill or something.
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I'm calling mental health day.
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Mental health day?
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What kind of cuckoo shit is that?
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It's a new thing. It's like a sick day
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but for your brain, and if somebody calls it,
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you have to give it to 'em, you can't ask any questions.
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Are you calling that? Are you taking that for real?
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Yeah, yeah. Yeah, I'm calling mental health day, okay?
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-And I'm gonna drive out to the beach... Ooh.
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...and spend the entire day just staring at the ocean.
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Isn't your car in the shop? I'm sorry.
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That's, uh, not a question about mental health.
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That's a question of logistics.
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Ah, damn it. No, you're right.
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Hey, Dennis, I'll come drive you.
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I could use a beach day.
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Oh, shit. You know what? This could be a good way
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-to find out whether or not we're, uh, underwater.
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We can take the cooker there, yeah.
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We're gonna bring the cooker, too. -No. No.
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Goddamn it! Do you hear that beeping?
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-That means stop. No!
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This is my mental health day, and none of you
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are a part of it. Goddamn it!
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Hi.
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Hi. How can I help you today?
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Uh, yeah, I have a reservation under the name Reynolds.
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-Okay, let me check that out for you. -All right.
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Wow. That's a lot of typing you're having to do there.
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-You writing a novel? -Oh, I'm sorry.
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We have no more vehicles available in that class.
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No, no, no, I made a reservation.
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Sometimes our system double-books,
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so that's our mistake, and we are happy
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-to offer you a complimentary upgrade. -Okay.
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This is the Tsuma EVS, a fully-electric car
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with touch screen controls, automated steering
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made right here in America.
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Oh, these are awesome. I've seen these.
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-These are really cool. -Mm-hmm.
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Okay, yeah, no. I-I... I accept, and I'll take those keys.
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-There are no keys. -Aha.
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-There's an app. -Oh, right.
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-An app. -Mm-hmm.
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Boy, I got tell you, I... I, uh, I don't love that.
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I, uh, have a lot of apps on my phone already,
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and, uh, keys are sort of a system
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that have existed for millennia.
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I don't know why we're trying to fix that, but, uh,
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yeah, no, now we got apps.
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We got... we got apps for everything, right?
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Even for things we already had things for.
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I guess, uh, since my blood pressure's going up,
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really spiking here, I'm just gonna...
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I'm gonna go with it. We're gonna download the app.
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Right? What's one more app?
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The phone is the key now. Simple.
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This is nice. Smooth ride, it's quiet.
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Try this automated steering thing.
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Hey.
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Hey!
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That is awesome.
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Time to kick this mental health day off
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with some feel-good plant tonic.
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My good friend, Mr. Kratom.
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Uh, this stuff's gnarly as hell, though.
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I need some... some kind of a mixer.
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Uh, Tsuma, direct me to the nearest tea shop.
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Rerouting to Teaspoon.
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Holy shit.
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Tsuma, play... Roxette.
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-Now playing Roxette,
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-"Listen to Your Heart."
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That is so cool.
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I'll just sit here and enjoy the ride, I guess.
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This car's nailing it.
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-Uh, one herbal tea, please. -Which flavor?
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Flavor. Uh, I don't know. Jasmine?
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Uh, sorry, I meant for the boba.
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The little spheres
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of, uh, tapioca and sugar?
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The tea comes with boba.
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Well, it doesn't
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because I see the tea right there,
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and I see the boba over there,
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so why don't we just not combine 'em, yeah?
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-You know, so, I'll take the tea
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without the covert diabetes delivery mechanism, please.
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-The system won't let me do that.
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Okay. Yeah. No, fine.
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One boba, please.
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We'll call it a mental health day treat.
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Self-care, right? Isn't that what people call it
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whenever they need an excuse to do whatever the fuck they want?
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-I don't know. -Yeah, I know. Of course you don't.
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Of course you don't. One chewy sugar tea, please.
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All right. Uh, you can scan the code.
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Uh, why?
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Because the code takes you to the app.
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That's two apps today, yeah.
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Got apps for everything, you know?
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Even though I'm already talking to the person
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that, uh, could just take my order right here,
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but I got to download an app, right?
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How about this?
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I have cash, you have tea.
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Why don't we just streamline things?
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We don't take cash, though.
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Yeah. How about cards? Take cards?
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-Uh, yes. -Oh, great.
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But there is a ten-dollar minimum.
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There's no minimum on the app, though.
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Sorry. It's, uh...
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It's not your fault.
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You know, you didn't create the system.
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The system is just... It is what it is,
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and, yeah, we're both victims here, so...
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What?
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Uh, nothing.
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Two boba teas, please.
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♪ Listen to your heart ♪ -Oh, shit.
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Ugh! Oh.
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That is rough.
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Oh.
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-Ugh! Aah!
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It's so sweet.
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Good, though. It's good.
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-What do you mean, "Key not found"?
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Key not found? Th-There is no key.
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-The key is my...
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...phone.
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Where's my phone? Where's my phone?
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Goddamn it, where's my phone?
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Ah, shit. Ugh! Yes. What?
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Hey, Dennis. Hey, man. Hey. Hey.
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Hey, uh, real quick. You know that French dip
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of yours in the fridge. Can we eat that?
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No, that French dip has been in the fridge for a month, dude.
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Do not eat it and do not call me!
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We already ate it. Yeah, we ate it.
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It's been eaten. I told 'em not to eat it.
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Dee tried to tell us not to eat it, but look, anyway,
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we're just calling now so you don't get mad at us later.
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-All right? Yeah, we're hoping that you get mad out there
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and then you come back and you're happy.
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Do not expect that sandwich
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when you get back, 'cause it's gone, okay?
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But don't worry about it. It has been pressure-cooked.
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Yeah, we pressure- cooked the shit out of it. -What do you mean?
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-No, you cannot pressure-cook a French dip.
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Oh, yeah, you can, and I guarantee that the U.S. Navy
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-is down on their submarine... -Don't. Don't talk!
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-Don't talk. Don't. Stop. -...with their pressure cooker.
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-No more phone calls! No more!
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Fantastic.
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Hello, Officer.
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License and registration.
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-Uh, well, this is a rental, actually. -Hmm.
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-Turn the car off.
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Yeah.
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I, uh... I can't because I don't have a key.
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Uh, well, technically there is no key.
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My phone is the key, and...
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I don't have a phone.
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Step out of the car, sir.
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Uh, you know, I'd really rather not
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because I'm afraid if I get out, then, um,
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I'm not gonna be able to start the car again.
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Sir, out of the car, please.
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Right. You don't care.
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All right, stepping out.
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Well, who could've predicted that?
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Hi. Good afternoon. Fine, and you? Thanks for asking.
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Listen, my name is Dennis Reynolds,
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and I'm on a family plan under the name Frank Reynolds,
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and I need a new phone, please.
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Okay, I can help you with that here.
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Great.
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-Frank Reynolds, mm-hmm.
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-My name's not that long. -So,
names
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looks like I can get you a replacement phone here.
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Can have it to you by end of day tomorrow.
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Uh, no, that's-that's not gonna work. I need it today.
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Unfortunately, the phones are at our warehouse, so...
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Tell me about those,
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'cause those look like phones.
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Those aren't the phones.
phones
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-Those aren't the phones? -No.
phones
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Hey, those aren't the phones, guys, so,
phones
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you know, just so you know. Those are just boxes
boxes
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filled with phones that aren't the phones.
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-Phones for new customers. -Oh, for new customer, right.
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Not for old customers. Not for the paying customers,
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the people who have been paying for months and months,
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for years and years and years and years.
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Let's punish those people and give the phones
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that are right there to the new customers.
customers
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It's just how the system works.
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-Yeah, well, mm, that system.
system
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I've been running up against it all day.
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Well, I'll tell you what, pal. I am not mad at you, okay?
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I am mad at the system.
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Okay, but unfortunately the system isn't here
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for me to direct my frustrations at it, s...
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Good. Let's try something else.
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Um, what if we add a new line
line
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to the Frank Reynolds family plan?
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Would that make me a new customer?
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Yeah, I can do that. I just need your PIN.
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Right, 'cause the PIN's the key to the phone,
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and the phone's the key to the car,
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and everything's been streamlined.
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Excuse me, please. I need to make a call on my watch.
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-Are you sure this is gonna work? -Charlie,
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diamonds are made under pressure.
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This is a pressure cooker.
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We're going to cook diamonds. It's very linear.
cookdiamonds
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-So genius.
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I just can't believe no one's ever thought of this before.
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-We're gonna be rich, man. Oh, I know.
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It's Dennis.
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Oh, oh, oh, oh, do not answer it.
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-It's a mental health day test. -A test. Mm.
healthmentalmental-healthtest
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-Test? -Mm-hmm.
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In my day, if you wanted to get out of work, you...
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you hit yourself with a hammer
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or you got gnawed by a shark or something simple.
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-No, not gonna pick up now.
pick
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No, wh-wh-why would he? Unreal.
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Uh, let's try... 69-69.
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Okay.
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-Yeah, that's it. -That worked?
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You're all set.
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-Seriously? -That's it.
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-This is the phone? -That's the phone.
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I'm gonna open the box, I'm gonna turn it on,
open
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-the phone's going to work? -Yup.
phones
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It's gonna work. It's your phone.
phone
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Whoo!
whoo
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Why won't you talk to each other?!
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Talk! Talk! Talk! Talk!
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Talk! Talk!
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Dennis Reynolds.
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D, E, "N" as in Nancy...
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License plate-- "B" as in boy,
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SX355.
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I'm sorry. I didn't get that.
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Yeah, no, I know you didn't get it 'cause I didn't say it.
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I didn't say what it was.
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Did you say "January"?
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No, I didn't say "January." I didn't say anything.
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I didn't give a month, I didn't give a day.
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Representative. No, representative.
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Human! Human!
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Oh.
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D,
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E, "N" as in "neighbor,"
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I, S.
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Dennis Reynolds.
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"D" as in "Deliver me from this!"
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-"E" as in "Engage with human."
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"N" as in "nightmare"!
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"N" as in "nightmare"! "I" as in "Is this real?!"
nightmarereal
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"S" as in "Somebody help me!"
somebody
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There has to be a way to open this goddamn car!
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How do I open the car?!
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Dennis Reynolds.
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D, E,
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"N" as in "never-ending."
ending
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-"N" as in... Thank you for calling
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-Tsuma Customer Care. Never gonna help me.
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Your call is very important to us.
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Please enter your 17-digit VIN.
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Please say your name.
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-Dennis Reynolds. -Got it. Let me transfer you.
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Thank you for calling Tsuma Customer Care.
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My name is Daisy. May I please have your name and 17-digit VIN?
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No. No, no, no, no. No.
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I just ent... I ju...
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I just entered all that information into the system.
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I'm sorry, sir.
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-I get it, but I do-- -That-That's okay. No, no.
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That's okay. Daisy, was it?
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Listen, don't be sorry, okay? I'm not mad at you.
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I'm a little upset, but I'm upset at the situation, okay?
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And-and the situation is this, Daisy.
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If you'll just give me a second and indulge me, okay?
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My new phone won't talk to my car.
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Okay, so I called the car rental company,
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and they put me on with a supervisor
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who told me to call Tsuma Roadside,
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so I called Tsuma Roadside.
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Spoke to someone over there
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who put me on with another supervisor
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who told me to call the service center.
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So I called the service center, spoke to about--
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I don't know-- two, three morons over there
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who had no answers for me whatsoever.
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They put me on with one of their supervisors,
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and that person told me to call the car rental company again.
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So I called the car rental company,
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then roadside, service center, rental company,
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roadside, service center, rental company,
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roadside, service center, and around and around
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and around like that for hours and hours,
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until finally someone had the presence of mind
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to let me know there's a goddamn customer care line.
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Okay, so I called the customer care line
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and now I find myself talking to you, Daisy,
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my little wildflower.
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And you ask me to enter in my VIN
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and my date of birth again,
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information which I already entered into your system.
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Okay, now, now, listen, Daisy, Daisy,
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bear with me here, okay?
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I know you didn't create the system, okay?
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So you are not to blame.
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But somebody did create the system,
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and I would very much like to blame that person.
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So... who is that?
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Sir, I'm sorry. Who is...?
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Who is the person who created your customer service system
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in such a way
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that the information entered
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into the computer isn't passed on
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to the human representative?!
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Sir, I don't know. I can send you to one of my supervisors.
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No, no, no, no, no. No, Dai... no.
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No, don't send me to a supervisor, Daisy.
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Daisy, Daisy...
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it's just you and me.
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Just you and me, Daisy, fighting the good fight
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against a broken system engineered
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to drive us both so crazy
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that we have to take days off
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for our mental health!
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Daisy?
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Yes?
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The Tsuma. It's made in America, right?
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Yes, it is.
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Where?
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All right, yes, okay. Yup.
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Oh, let me call you back.
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Hello. How are you?
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I've been better.
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I've been worse.
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Is the CEO in?
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I'm sorry. Uh, who are you?
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Dennis Reynolds.
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D, E, "N" as in "Nancy," N, I, S.
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Tsuma customer for, uh,
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oh, six hours and 17 minutes.
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I have some helpful feedback
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that I would very much like to pass on to your boss.
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-Oh.
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Can I get you a water or something?
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Listen, I have traveled
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through blistering sun and pouring rain to get here,
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so, if you don't mind, I'll just wait.
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Uh, he is not in the office
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this week,
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but customer feedback is very important to him,
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so, if you'd like to leave him a message,
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I'll make sure he gets it.
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If I leave you a message,
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can you assure me
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that you will get this to him?
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Absolutely. I'll make sure he gets it
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when he gets back from the beach house.
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-The beach, huh? -Mm-hmm.
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-Yeah.
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I was supposed to go to the beach today.
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-That's nice. -Yeah.
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-How about that, huh?
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Which beach?
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Brandon, dinner's ready!
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Hi.
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This is a medical marvel.
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You lowered your blood pressure
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by 20 points in less than a minute, but how?
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Well, just let off a little steam, all naturally.
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Told you, Dr. Tsuma.
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-Hmm.
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Oh. Excuse me.
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Hello?
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Oh, hey, Dennis.
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Uh, are-are we above or below sea level?
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I'll be right in.
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