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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 10, Episode 3 — Psycho Pete Returns

Wait, so you just painted your butt blue

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and nobody noticed the hole in your pants?

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Yeah, it worked, it worked. It's a good trick.

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As long as it works, as long as it works.

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Oh, what's this?

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Oh...

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Psycho killer, qu'est-ce que c'est

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Fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa, fa

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Fa, fa, far better

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- Run, run, run, run, run, run, run away - Run away

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Oh, oh, oh, oh

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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- Yeah! - That's the way to start a day.

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And we got news! We got news, too!

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Ooh... Great song and great news?

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Yeah, and it's all tied in with the song, so it makes sense.

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What's the news?

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Psycho Pete!

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Psycho Pete's back in town.

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- Wait, what? - Whoa.

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We're gonna get our psycho back, bitches.

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Wait a minute, wait.

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The guy you went to high school with, who killed and ate his family?

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- Yeah... - Yeah, yeah, yeah.

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Yeah, but don't get all hung up on that, man...

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He's good... He's out of the loony bin, all right?

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So, eh... We're getting the freight train back together, right?

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- Freight train! - Freight train!

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This is not good.

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He's fine, though.

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Okay, look, they unscrambled his brain and he's, like, good now.

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Yeah, they sorted him out, they sorted him out.

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- No. - You cannot sort out a man who kills

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- and eats other human beings. - Mmm-hmm.

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There is no curing those psycho bastards.

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It's actually really sad,

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but once your brain's a piece of shit, it's always a piece of shit.

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There is no way we're having that psychotic mutant anywhere near our bar.

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- That's all there is to it. - Excuse me.

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Hey, I'm talking to my friends here, so...

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Charlie, seriously, keep that psycho killer away from us, man!

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- Mmm. - Charlie.

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It's me... It's Peter.

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All right, well, I don't know any Peters, so I don't know

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how you know my name, but if you want a beer,

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go have a beer, freak.

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Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait... Peter?

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- Pete, is that you? - Wait, Psycho Pete!

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Well...

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- Oh... - Oh... Dude, you look gnarly!

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I did not recognize you, man.

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Psycho Pete! What happened to your hair?

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You used to have all that hair.

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What'd you do, did you, like, yank it out in a fit of rage? That's pretty psycho.

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- No, no, it's just genetics. - Aw, genetics, so psycho!

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What are they feeding you, bro?

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I mean, you look huge, look at that mass, it's great!

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I know, you were like 85 pounds before...

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Yeah, struggling with my weight for a while now, yeah.

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Meds don't help.

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- Oh. A psycho struggle! - Oh, yeah, uh...

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Hey, we got something cued up for you here, man, oh!

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- Oh, yeah, yeah, we brought something. - Oh!

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Come on, ride the train

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And ride it, whoo-whoo

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Come on, come on, come on, be the caboose, be the caboose.

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Actually, just turn the music down, just a bit.

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- I got it, I got it. - Huh?

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Oh, yeah, sorry, we were gonna do the freight train song for you.

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So, what do you want to do,

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you want to, you want to get nuts, you want to get into some shit?

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Oh, oh, oh, yeah! Remember, like,

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you used to go right up to babies in carriages

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and just scream in their faces,

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- you know, they'd cry. - Oh, dude, that was psycho...

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I don't feel good about that stuff.

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I actually regret a lot of the stuff we used to do.

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Do you?

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So, um...

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Hey, do you think I could, like, grab a glass of water or something?

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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah. - Yeah.

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- Uh, Charlie, can I talk to you for a sec? - Yeah, yeah.

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- This guy sucks now. - Oh, my God.

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- Like, I don't like him at all. - No, no, he's, like, not psycho at all.

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No, it's like "Mild-Mannered Pete."

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More like "Boring Pete."

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I thought something like this might happen.

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- Did you? - I got a plan.

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Yeah, 'cause they mess with their brains up there, don't they?

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- Hey, uh, Pete? - Yeah.

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We're gonna go.

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Okay.

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- That's a good plan. - Yeah.

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Pete...

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I'm sorry about the stuff I was saying about,

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- uh, the mentally insane earlier. - Did that anger you?

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I didn't mean to call

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psychotic people "mutants."

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It's cool.

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- You know, oh... - Oh...

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You know, we had the, uh... Oh, geez, and that's right now.

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Shoot, I wish I could stay.

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Yeah, me, too. Adiós.

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- Okay. - Water.

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See you, man. Good luck.

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Hey.

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Charlie, you know, the main problem with people going

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to these state-run loony bins is the separation between church and state.

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Explain.

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Well, you spend most of your time talking to a therapist,

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instead of a priest.

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You know, a priest is gonna let you off the hook

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for all the things that you've done.

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You heard Pete, he feels guilty.

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- Yeah. - He needs to be absolved,

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so that he can go psycho again.

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- Okay! - Yeah.

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I guess I see that.

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Look, dude, I feel guilty all the time for my thoughts and urges,

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you know, but I'm not gonna talk to a therapist,

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who's gonna make me deal with it and confront those issues.

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I talk to a priest, he lets me off the hook,

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- I move on. - Here's our guy.

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Oh... Hey...

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Hey! Cricket! Cricket!

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What do you guys want, huh?

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Can we ever get a warm reception from you?

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Yeah, it's never a nice "hello."

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What's the cloak thing, too?

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What are you doing here, like, a Phantomof the Opera thing

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- or what's the story? - I don't like it,

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take it off, we want to talk to you.

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Pop it off, we're trying to have a conversation.

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Holy shit, holy shit! Oh, shit, dude!

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- Put it back on! - What happened? Put it on, put it on.

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What the hell happened to your face?

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- You want to know what happened? - Yeah.

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This happened to me

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when I was locked in your burning apartment at Thanksgiving.

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- No, you weren't there for that... - I don't think

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- you were there, man. - Yeah, no.

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I was there, Mac, and my whole face burned off.

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I remember I was there.

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Why would we want you at Thanksgiving dinner?

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Especially looking like that, you would've freaked everyone out

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- with the whole... - This happened at your apartment!

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- I can't follow a thing this guy's saying. - Okay, guys, can we just focus?

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- How do you not follow? - Cricket, we need something from you.

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Yeah, we need something. Hey, we brought you beer.

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- We brought you beer. - Beer?

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Yeah, okay, fine, I'll help you, just give me the beers.

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Oh, whoa, whoa! There's five more there. What about the others?

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They're not all for you, greedy.

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You think that I'm gonna give you all the beer in the world?

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What do you guys want, what do you want?

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We need you to hear our friend's confession,

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and then absolve him of his sins.

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And?

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That's the whole thing, that's, that's what priests do, right?

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- Yeah, that's it. - That's it?

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I don't need to suck him or anything or let him inside me?

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- Why would I want you to... No! - No, no, what? No.

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Dude, that's it. Just hear the confession.

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All right, but if he wants up inside me,

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it will cost you a whole sixer,

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I mean, that... I got my dignity.

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- Well, let's go, bud. - Yeah.

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Yeah. Let me get one of those other beers, too.

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Well, you got to earn it, you have to earn it.

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So, we'll talk to the hospital administrators,

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we'll let 'em know that they've made a mistake.

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Mistake? No, I can't imagine they let him go.

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I'm sure he must've escaped, right?

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I don't like loony bins.

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- This is giving me a really bad feeling. - Yeah.

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It's understandable,

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but these places, they're a necessary evil.

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I'm telling you, we got to trust the system,

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let's just get Pete back into the system.

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That's right, there's a system in place for everything, okay?

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We don't have to panic. Everything's gonna be fine.

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Yeah.

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- Is it locked? - Let's go.

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Hello?

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Hang on. What is going on here?

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Looks like this place has been shut down for months.

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Oh, my God, Dennis, listen to this,

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"Reed Mental Institution was shut down because of state-wide cutbacks."

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- So they just cut all the loonies loose? - What?

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How could they do that? That's, that's insane!

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I guess it was either that or raise our taxes.

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What? Raise my taxes? Come on.

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How much do these vultures need? I already pay a ton in taxes.

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Well, then I guess they're gonna have to shut down more

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- of these places. - What?

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Shut down more of these... We gotta have somewhere to send our lunatics!

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Well, then, we're going to have to pay more in taxes.

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What? I'm not paying more in taxes.

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I won't do it. Don't speak of it again!

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This is strange. I swear, this is all too familiar.

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Whoa.

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Rockabye, Froggy

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On the treetop...

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It's okay, Froggy.

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I'll keep you moist.

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Oh.

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This is it! This is it!

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What? What are you babbling about?

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This is the nitwit school I was shanghaied to when I was a kid.

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That one that you had your mommy tell them

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to tell you that you didn't have donkey brains.

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I knew I didn't have donkey brains.

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But everybody else did.

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Especially my roommate, the frog kid.

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Oh, you had a frog kid roommate? Sure.

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Froggy and I used to take care of each other.

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He was a good kid.

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We watched each other's back.

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One time, we escaped, and they chased us down with those big nets

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they use to catch dogs.

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Did you grow up in a cartoon?

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I can't believe they set them loose!

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Froggy can't be in the world out there!

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Froggy never did anything wrong.

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I gotta find Froggy!

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Froggy!

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Froggy!

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He's unzipped.

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All right, look. What are we gonna do, Dee?

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We can't have Pete wandering the streets.

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I don't want him near me. We gotta get him sent somewhere.

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Oh, what about that nut, uh, nuthouse in Westchester?

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Ah, it says that one's been shut down, too.

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Oh, come on! I pay so much money in taxes already.

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Where's that going?

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Well, they used that money to open up the Eagles' new practice facility.

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That makes sense. That's kind of a no-brainer.

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I mean, you can't have our guys out there twisting ankles.

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Yeah. A man of Shady McCoy's abilities, he needs a proper landing strip.

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Gotta get our maniacs in green set up in a nice facility.

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- Sophie's choice, huh? Ugh. - Mmm-hmm.

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- Go, Birds. - Go, Birds.

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Go, Birds.

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Is there something weighing on your mind, my son?

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What? Who is that?

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It's time to confess your sins.

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Unburden yourself and be absolved.

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- Is that a glory hole? - Yes. It is, my son.

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But it'll cost you a whole sixer if you want to unburden yourself in that way.

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Uh, that being said, I'm open to it.

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Cricket, stay on topic here, man.

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Just absolve the man and let's go.

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But I don't even know what I'm absolving him of.

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All right? He has to confess something first.

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What's going on in here?

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All right, you know what? Maybe we'll just do

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the confession for him and God will get what we're going for.

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- Cricket, we're gonna confess. - Okay, fine.

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All right, um, he used to, um, scream in baby's faces.

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That's just funny.

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- That was just plain funny. - I know, I know, I know.

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- Baby all freaked out... - Okay, no, you know what he used to do?

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- He used to gather, like, cats and dogs... - Oh, yeah.

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...and then put them into like a little room and, like, have 'em battle it out.

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That's just cats' and dogs' nature,

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to fight, so I don't see a problem with that.

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Oh, also, he murdered and ate his family.

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Right.

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What?

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See, there was like a Christmas dinner thing with,

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like, the eating of his family and a burning of the house down.

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- Is this Psycho Pete? - Yeah, yeah.

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- Yeah. - Jesus Christ!

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That guy's a goddamn maniac! I'm not absolving him! He should be in jail!

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Hey, guys?

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Pete, is that you?

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- Hey, man. - I'm gonna get out of here.

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- Oh... - I'm gonna use the women's restroom.

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Oh, sure! Yeah, a lot of people in here.

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- Kind of a full house. - Yeah.

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- You can... - Yeah, the women's room, I'm sure, is...

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- God damn it, Cricket. - Is it safe?

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- We're safe to be here? - Relax, Cricket, it's safe.

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The guy's all docile and shit now.

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He's on these meds, he's...

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No, he might look calm on the outside,

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but there's a storm brewing on the inside, okay?

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And I think I know what the problem is.

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He's psycho.

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He's straight-up possessed by the devil.

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- Okay, you lost me. - Okay, think about it.

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He used to be fun crazy, you know.

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And the devil was like, "I like this dude! I'm gonna get involved!"

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He jumps in there, makes him evil crazy, then the meds get thrown on top.

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They shut everybody down.

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- Yeah. - Okay...

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All right, so where you, where you going with that?

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We gotta get him off the meds

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- and get the devil out. - You want to do an exorcism?

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Of course I want to do an exorcism.

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I was hoping... Why didn't you just come right out here

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and be like, "Let's do an exorcism."

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I can't lead with the exorcism.

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All right, so we'll get the demon and we'll get the goblin out

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and then we'll have our fun Pete back.

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Oh, yeah, I want to get the demon out, but, uh, not a goblin.

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Oh, we should get 'em all out. Get the demon, the goblin,

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the ghoul, and then you got Pete.

#313

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Well, no, no, no. There's no goblins, there's no ghouls,

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it's just demons, okay?

#315

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Well, they're all made up.

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That's why he burned your face,

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- you son of a bitch! - Yeah, yeah, that's true, man!

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Okay, I'm getting hot. I'm getting too hot.

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Let's just go get the exorcism going.

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All right, yeah, and let's get you, like, a hat or a hood or...

#321

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All right, now, listen. Let me talk to this doctor, okay?

#322

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I'll explain to him that we have a dangerous psychopath in our bar

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and he could snap at any minute.

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And because there are no facilities to lock him in,

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we need to get him his medication as soon as possible,

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in order to avoid a massacre.

#327

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No. No, no, no, no, no. Just let me handle this, okay?

#328

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I'll act crazy, an he'll prescribe them to me.

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You will sit here and you will be quiet.

#330

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Your bad acting will only confuse him and it will infuriate me.

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I'm gonna ask him about the frog kid.

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- Don't do that. - Oh, my God.

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- Mmm-hmm. - Don't do that.

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No, Froggy and I need each other.

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He's out there all alone. I'm gonna find Froggy.

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You are never gonna be able to find a goddamn frog person, okay?

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- I'm gonna find him. - Guys, please.

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Just let me handle it. I got it. I got it.

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Hello, thank you for waiting. I'm Dr. Coleman. How can I help you today?

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Yes. Do you have some sort of donkey brain database?

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- No. - I'm looking for a kid, the frog kid.

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Just search for any half-man, half-amphibious creature.

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Okay, no. That's not why we're here, Doctor.

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Doctor...

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I've always relied upon the kindness of strangers.

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What is... What are you do... What is that, A Streetcar Named Desire?

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I'm in desperate need of medical intervention.

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You see,

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years ago I tried to burn my college roommate down

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to the box springs whilst she was sleeping.

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And now I have a hankering to do it again.

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Dr. Zimmerman!

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Excuse me?

#354

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Dr. Albert Zimmerman.

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The old bastard who ran the nitwit farm.

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He'll know where Froggy is.

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- I'll find him... - Yeah.

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I'll find the frog kid.

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- Yeah, go find him. - I'm gonna find him.

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Uh, I'm not sure I understand what's happening.

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- I'm schizophrenic. - Dee?

#362

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- Hmm? - I swear you would be of more use to me

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if I skinned you and turned your skin into a lampshade.

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Or fashioned you into a piece of high-end luggage.

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I can even add you to my collection!

#366

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Are you saying that you have a collection of skin luggage?

#367

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Of course, I'm not, Dee. Don't be ridiculous. Think of the smell.

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You haven't thought of the smell, you bitch!

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Now, you say another word, and I swear to God I will dice you

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into a million little pieces.

#371

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And put those pieces in a box.

#372

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A glass box that I will display on my mantel.

#373

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All right.

#374

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Now that that's settled, we can have a normal conversation.

#375

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Now, Doctor, I'm here to talk to you about a man.

#376

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A very dangerous and a very unstable man.

#377

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Dr. Zimmerman?

#378

⇓

- Yeah? - It's me.

#379

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Don't you recognize me?

#380

⇓

Yes, yes.

#381

⇓

Of course, I recognize you.

#382

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Good, 'cause I got questions.

#383

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What did you do with him?

#384

⇓

- Where is he? - Where is who?

#385

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The frog kid.

#386

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Froggy!

#387

⇓

Aw, God, Doc!

#388

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I got to find him!

#389

⇓

- But I don't understand... - I got to know where he is, Doc,

#390

⇓

because I got to help him!

#391

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I owe him that much!

#392

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But, Franklin...

#393

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Yes?

#394

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You are Froggy.

#395

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Huh?

#396

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I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America...

#397

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It was you, Frank! You are the frog kid!

#398

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You were an outcast as a child, so you created an imaginary friend.

#399

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- It's okay, Froggy. - I'll keep you moist.

#400

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But the lines of reality became blurred.

#401

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Soon you didn't know where Frank began and Froggy ended.

#402

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Oh, yeah. I see that. I remember that now.

#403

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What are you doing?

#404

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You're having an episode again, Frank, aren't you?

#405

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We got to catch the little froggy.

#406

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- Put that down. Get out of here! - Here we go, come on...

#407

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I'm not sick anymore! I'm not a frog! I know I'm not a frog!

#408

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Catch the froggy! We have to catch the froggy.

#409

⇓

Let's go through the, through the... Through the, the checklist.

#410

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Um, crucifix.

#411

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- I got it. Yeah. - Got that.

#412

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Holy water, we got that.

#413

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Yeah, we got all the stuff. We got the straps.

#414

⇓

- We got everything, man. - Okay.

#415

⇓

So, what's the plan? We're just gonna, like, bum-rush this guy

#416

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from behind or what?

#417

⇓

Whoa, whoa, guys, come on.

#418

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No one is taking me from behind, all right?

#419

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Unless you have crack.

#420

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If you have crack, let's boogie.

#421

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No one is going into your asshole.

#422

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I wouldn't let them without the crack.

#423

⇓

- Can we just... - Um, yeah.

#424

⇓

Let's go through the basic beats, all right?

#425

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Uh, talk a bunch of Latin.

#426

⇓

Yeah, that's me. I'll fake it.

#427

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Wait, what do you mean you'll fake it?

#428

⇓

You don't, you don't know your Latin anymore...

#429

⇓

No, no. Don't worry about it. I can sell anything, you know?

#430

⇓

You know how many times I fake on the streets?

#431

⇓

You know? You have to fake.

#432

⇓

The guys that don't fake, they're the ones that get it the worst.

#433

⇓

Cricket, just like anything we can do to have you not talk

#434

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about, like, sucking penises or getting raped in the butt...

#435

⇓

It just keeps popping up.

#436

⇓

Oh! Oh!

#437

⇓

Hey, I got it. Problem solved.

#438

⇓

- I got Pete's drugs. - Oh, we got drugs?

#439

⇓

All right, crank me up, baby!

#440

⇓

- We going up? Down? How we doing this? - What the hell is Crick...

#441

⇓

- Oh, God! - Uh-oh!

#442

⇓

Cricket!

#443

⇓

Oh, the face? Yeah, sorry.

#444

⇓

Jesus Christ! That is gross, man! What the hell!

#445

⇓

- God's wrath. - He had a Thanksgiving incident.

#446

⇓

- He went to some, like, party... - Yeah, at your house!

#447

⇓

And everyone was there! How do you not remember this?

#448

⇓

No, you were not at our place 'cause we would not have invited you

#449

⇓

- to our Thanksgiving thing. - No. That's awful.

#450

⇓

- Never mind. Doesn't matter. - How the hell did you get drugs for Pete?

#451

⇓

Well, I had a simple conversation with a reasonable man

#452

⇓

and that man wrote me a prescription.

#453

⇓

Mmm, yeah. He got the drugs by being a real-life actual psychopath.

#454

⇓

She keeps...

#455

⇓

Uh, no... Ridiculous, okay?

#456

⇓

- No, the man asked me a few questions. - Mmm-hmm.

#457

⇓

I answered those questions

#458

⇓

- as honestly as I could. - Right.

#459

⇓

Next thing I know I'm walking out the door with meds

#460

⇓

- for borderline personality disorder. - Yup.

#461

⇓

You see? That's how you get shit done, Dee.

#462

⇓

No. That's how you get diagnosed.

#463

⇓

Where is he? Where's Pete?

#464

⇓

- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! - Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

#465

⇓

I'm gonna put him out of his misery!

#466

⇓

We're gonna help this guy, all right?

#467

⇓

But there's no helping him, Dennis, don't you understand?

#468

⇓

I know. I'm the frog kid, right?

#469

⇓

It was all in my mind, but I got cured.

#470

⇓

But I could have another episode.

#471

⇓

So if I had another episode, what do I do?

#472

⇓

I eat a couple of flies.

#473

⇓

If he has another episode, he kills us. He's a murderer!

#474

⇓

- Uh... - Dude, dude!

#475

⇓

No, I'm not.

#476

⇓

Huh?

#477

⇓

I'm not a murderer.

#478

⇓

That's just what a murderer would say.

#479

⇓

No, no, no, really. All that stuff with my family?

#480

⇓

It's just a rumor people started about me.

#481

⇓

You know, kind of like all the rumors you guys started about me.

#482

⇓

What rumors? What are you talking about?

#483

⇓

You know, that I'm crazy and stuff.

#484

⇓

Well, yeah, uh, crazy awesome, you know...

#485

⇓

- Like crazy bad-ass! - Yeah, except none of it was true,

#486

⇓

and then the more people spread it around, the more afraid people were of me.

#487

⇓

Well, wait a second. Then why did you get sent to a mental institution?

#488

⇓

Social anxiety disorder mixed with depression.

#489

⇓

I was really more of a danger to myself.

#490

⇓

I was always talking about committing suicide.

#491

⇓

That's why I wanted to reconnect with you guys

#492

⇓

'cause, you know, a lot of people they can't deal

#493

⇓

with that kind of stuff, but you always liked me,

#494

⇓

so I figured you guys could help me cope with it.

#495

⇓

- That we would help? - Yeah!

#496

⇓

Oh, yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

#497

⇓

Well, we could help you cope with it. Um...

#498

⇓

- Or... - Hmm?

#499

⇓

Come on, ride the train

#500

⇓

And ride it

#501

⇓

Come on, ride the train

#502

⇓

And ride it

#503

⇓

Come on, ride the train

#504

⇓

Okay, Pete!

#505

⇓

This thing's going all the way to Los Angeles, buddy, all right?

#506

⇓

City of Angels!

#507

⇓

Yeah, a place where no one is depressed.

#508

⇓

Yeah, you can surf the sadness away!

#509

⇓

This is exactly what you need, Pete.

#510

⇓

I just want to thank you guys

#511

⇓

so much for trying to help me.

#512

⇓

I suppose it could be good to get a fresh start.

#513

⇓

Uh, yeah, all that. Hey, listen. Save the chit-chat

#514

⇓

for the hobos. You got a long trip.

#515

⇓

Bon voyage! All right.

#516

⇓

Well, that takes care of that, problem solved.

#517

⇓

All right, well, uh, you guys want to go pop by the new Eagles facility?

#518

⇓

- Ooh. - Heard they're having an open practice.

#519

⇓

Yeah!

#520

⇓

Let's go, Eagles!

#521

⇓

Let's go, Birds!

#522

⇓

Ride that train! Go, Birds!

#523

⇓

Oh, well, George, good luck.

#524

⇓

Enjoy Philadelphia, City of Brotherly Love.

#525

⇓

- Yeah. - They're gonna take care of you here.

#526

⇓

Yeah, rain, rain, buzzing...

#527

⇓

All right, get on out of here. Take care, pal.

#528

⇓

- Bye. - Okay.

#529

⇓

Well, that takes care of that. Problem solved.

#530

⇓

Let's get out of here.

#531

⇓

It's about that time for me to holler

#532

⇓

Girl, I wanna waller in the back of my Impala

#533

⇓

Go pack your bags

#534

⇓

Get ready We're coming through your town

#535

⇓

Move your arm up and down

#536

⇓

And make that choo-choo sound

#537

⇓

Come on, ride the train Hey, ride it

#538

⇓

Come on, ride the train Hey, ride it

#539

⇓

Come on, ride the train Hey, ride it

#540

⇓

Come on, ride the train Hey, ride it

#541

⇓

Come on, ride the train Hey, ride it

#542

⇓

Come on, ride the train

#543

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