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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 16, Episode 4 — Frank vs Russia

♪ In the burning heart ♪

#1

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♪ Just about to burst, there's a quest...♪

#2

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Frank!

#3

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Frank, come on, man! We got to go!

#4

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- We got to go! - Oh, what?

#5

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Come on, man, we're gonna miss it.

#6

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- Wake up, wake up. Come on. - Wh-What?

#7

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- Right away! - Okay.

#8

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Guys, make way. Make way, please.

#9

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- Hey, wait, no, no, please. - Cutting it pretty close there, pal.

#10

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Ah, I feel like I got to take a shit.

#11

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No, no, no, no, no. There's no time for that.

#12

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- I'm not ready for this. - Listen, listen.

#14

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- You got it, you got it, you got it. - Listen to me.

#15

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- Back off, back off. - Frank, you are ready.

#16

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Everything you need is already inside you.

#17

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Move. No, out of the way.

#18

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Dennis, please.

#19

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- Just... Dennis, please, please. - God, no.

#20

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- Pretty please, just help me. - No! No, Mac.

#21

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I'm not helping you, okay?

#22

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Stop talking to me about Johnny.

#23

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Well, hey, I could help you with your guy troubles.

#24

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No, thanks, Dee. You suck with men.

#25

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Tell that to the guy leaving my apartment this morning.

#26

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That's right. Your girl got her guts pumped last night.

#27

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Oh, my God, that is disgusting.

#28

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- Your guts pumped? - Aren't you, like, 60?

#29

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- You're not a girl. - Yeah, come on, Dee. This is insane.

#30

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- I mean... really. - Who talks like that?

#31

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And, by the way, anybody can get a guy to bang them once.

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Okay, well, I guarantee you

#33

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he'll be coming back for seconds.

#34

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In fact, he pulled an old move of mine.

#35

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He took my phone "by mistake"

#36

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so that he could see me again.

#37

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

#38

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- Dennis, can you help me get my phone-- - No.

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- Dennis, Dennis, I need your help really quick, man. - No!

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Do you remember when we stole a restaurant buzzer the other day?

#42

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I can't find it anywhere.

#43

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It's a matter of national security here, man.

#44

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Oh, yes, no, no, I'm sure, yeah.

#45

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You know what? Maybe it's in the back office. Let me check

#46

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the back office. Frank, let me check the back office.

#47

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Hey, uh, Frank, could you help me with something?

#48

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- Yeah. - Are you kidding?

#49

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You want Frank's help with your guy troubles?

#50

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He's insanely homophobic.

#51

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Huh? Not anymore.

#52

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No, once Mac did the dance,

#53

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then I get it. I get the gay thing.

#54

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He gets it. He's an ally now.

#55

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Okay, so, Frank, I need some relationship advice.

#56

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- Yeah. - I'm having some issues

#57

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- with this guy that I'm dating. - Yeah.

#58

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- I want to take it to the next level, you know, - Right.

#59

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by actually meeting this guy.

#60

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What, you've never met the guy?

#61

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No, never met him,

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never spoken with him, never seen him,

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but it's not weird

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because we're in constant communication

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through the beads.

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The beads?

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Oh, yes. The extra-large anal beads

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that I shoved up my butt,

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and Johnny can control them

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via an app on his phone.

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And when I feel the buzz,

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I know it's time to go to the motel

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and wait. It's very romantic.

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Uh, yes, he's never actually showed up before,

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but one day he will, and it's going to be hot.

#76

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That's it. I'm out.

#77

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I'm out. That's it. I don't get it. I am never gonna get it.

#78

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- Beads? You never said anything about beads. - Let me-let me explain it again.

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- What beads? - It's beads that go into my ass.

#80

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The dance never said anything about no beads.

#81

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Frank, I found it. I found it. I found it.

#82

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Let's get the hell out of here.

#83

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We got it, guys, we're good.

#84

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Dennis, can you please help me get my phone back?

#86

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'Cause I need my phone.

#87

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No, Dennis, help me, though. Help me because

#88

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- I need help-- - No, you are beyond help, okay?

#89

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You let a stranger hack your butthole. Dennis--

#90

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Enough! Enough.

#91

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It is clear that I'm not going to get a moment's peace until

#92

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I foist you two off on someone else,

#93

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so, fine, I will help you.

#94

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- Okay. Okay. - Oh, yeah! All right, all right,

#95

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let's go.

#96

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This is all I could find.

#97

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Yeah, no, this is good. Um...

#98

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Okay, are there, like, a pair of, like, weird spy glasses

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- in here or anything?

#100

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- Aw, shit. - They dropped all those charges weeks ago. Wh--

#101

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Call you back.

#102

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Hey, what are you guys doing with all my research equipment?

#103

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Charlie and Frank are gonna play spies.

#104

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Yeah, well, we're not playing spies,

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we're playing chess, okay?

#106

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There's a Russian grandmaster coming to town.

#107

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I'm entering Frank in the tournament,

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and then he's gonna rise through the ranks,

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and he's gonna beat this guy's ass, USA style.

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So, I need the glasses, Uncle Jack,

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because Frank's got to be able to transmit me the board

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while I play along on a computer

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and I signal him the moves with the restaurant buzzer.

#114

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No, stop, stop, stop. Uh, you're gonna break it.

#115

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This is, uh, very sensitive equipment.

#116

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Right, yeah, okay.

#117

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Look, do you have the spy glasses or not, dude?

#118

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Fine. I'll let you borrow them, but I'm coming with.

#119

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Okay? I don't want you breaking any of this.

#120

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- A play date.

#121

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- Goddamn it. - Oh, yeah.

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- Like we used to. - We never did.

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- Ah... You don't remember. - Man, we never did.

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I mean, what is taking Uncle Jack so long?

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- Well, why don't we just go in?

#126

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Hang on.

#127

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- What the... - Is that-is that him?

#128

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Holy shit.

#129

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Uh, Uncle Jack,

#130

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what-what is this?

#131

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- My ice cream truck.

#132

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You know, I-I have, like, a side business.

#133

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Ugh. All right, fine. You know what? Actually, this could work.

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- You got the spy glasses? - Yeah. Here they are. - Glasses.

#135

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- Here's how this goes. Frank, you got the buzzer? - Yeah, I got the buzzer.

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- All right, so Frank's got a buzzer in his pocket, okay? - I'm gonna put it in my pocket.

#137

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So, he'll hover his hand over the piece, you know,

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one buzz for yes, two buzzes for no,

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three if you need him to switch to a different piece, okay?

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Same goes for where to put it down. Got it?

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- Okay. Yup. - You clear?

#142

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- Give me a Push Pop, will you? - And get him a Push Pop.

#143

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What? Oh, no, I-I don't have any ice cream.

#144

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- Oh. - Oh, my God. All right, fine.

#145

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Just... just...

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Hey, I'll be watching you.

#148

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Hm...

#149

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Should I go here?

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- Mm. Or should I go...

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- here?

#152

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Charlie, don't look at the kid,

#153

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look at the board. Actually,

#154

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one quick look at the kid again, so I can get a screen grab.

#155

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- Gross, no, man, no. - No? No?

#156

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I-- No, not you. Sorry.

#157

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Talking to the voices in my head, so...

#158

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Don't mind my friend. He's schizophrenic.

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- I am, yeah.

#161

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Boom.

#163

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I took your little castle-y thing.

#164

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boy!

#166

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If he does, let me get another screen grab.

#167

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Shut up, dude. That's gross, man.

#168

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Uh, sir, may I have a word with you?

#170

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Um, absolutely not, because I'm in the middle of watching

#171

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a game of chess.

#172

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Uh, there is no alcohol allowed on the premises.

#173

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What? Wh-What do you mean?

#174

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Like, I got to drink wine or something?

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No alcohol at all.

#176

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At a sporting event? That's crazy.

#177

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Fine, dude. Here you go.

#178

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Frank, I'm gonna have to find some way to sneak beer in here.

#179

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Excuse me?

#180

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Dude, are you still here? Go away.

#181

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I gave you the beer, man.

#182

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Now, as you're both aware, I have a foolproof system

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for attracting a woman.

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But I also have a foolproof system

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for attracting a man.

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- Why? - How come? - Shh, shh.

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Shh. Shh.

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Okay. Now, it begins

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with me setting you both up with nice, normal dates.

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You will begin by greeting them

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with the traditional pleasantries.

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Very nice to meet you, Patrick.

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Kyle, it's a pleasure.

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Pleasure's all mine.

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I'll be nearby, of course,

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to make sure nothing goes awry.

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Step one.

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S-- suppress your instincts.

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See, your first instinct

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is going to be to try to make yourself

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seem awesome to him, but that's wrong.

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'Cause this isn't about you.

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This is a man we're talking about.

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It's always about him.

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Okay?

#207

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So, you're going to...

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I-- inflate his ego.

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Make him feel like he's awesome, he's funny,

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he's the most interesting person in the room.

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You're the most interesting person in this room.

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Uhp, uhp, uhp. Hi.

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Hello.

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I just wanted to come over and introduce myself.

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I'm-I'm the manager

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- of the establishment. - Yes, I was just saying

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that he's the most interesting man in the room.

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Yeah. You know, it's-- I-I caught that, actually,

#219

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and I wanted to say to you

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that, uh, Mac does,

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in fact, know everyone here,

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which he would, of course,

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have to in order to have said something like that.

#224

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So, it's meaningful.

#225

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Now, once your man's feeling important,

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you're gonna show him that you...

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N-- need his power.

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Mm.

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See, every man's greatest fear

#230

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is that he's a... pussy.

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Oh, boy.

#233

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Oh... man. I just can't seem to get this open.

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Do you think you could help me out?

#235

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Sure.

#236

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Oh, this is really on tight.

#237

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- Uh, are you-are you being serious?

#238

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Oh, Christ, Bozo, give it back to me. I'll do it.

#239

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Wai-- No, no. Uh, no. Yeah, it's-- You can't.

#240

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You can't. You couldn't.

#241

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No one could, because these bottles...

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are all, uh...

#243

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they're defective and un-openable.

#244

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Yeah, there's been a recall, actually. See?

#245

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It's-it's impossible. Nobody could...

#246

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...get these open today.

#247

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- Mm. - You know what? You do look very, very strong.

#248

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You mind giving this one more shot for me?

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Let's see if you can get it.

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- Wow. - Wow.

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Now that your man's feeling powerful,

#253

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on top of the world, you must...

#254

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rip it away from him.

#255

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You're going to N-- negate his power.

#256

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Yeah, but this needs to be subtle.

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A man's ego is... fragile.

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The goal here is to make him feel that he may be a...

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tad bit inadequate,

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in comparison, maybe, to a former lover.

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- Yes? - Oh.

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But don't lay it on too thick.

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- Mm. Mm-hmm. - Subtle.

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I used to fuck LeBron James.

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Oh, God.

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Now, even if things have gone

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a little off the rails at this point,

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we can get things back on track

#269

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with a classic.

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E-- engage physically.

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- Hey-o.

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But you got to make sure that your physical engagement

#273

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is appropriate to the environment, okay?

#274

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Your demeanor wants to remain elegant and classy.

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- Right. - Mm. Got it.

#276

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What are you doing?

#277

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I'm grabbing your ding-dong.

#278

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No!

#279

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No, yeah. That's, uh...

#280

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And now for the final step,

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the most profound move of the entire system.

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D.

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"Do you want a tissue?"

#284

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- Huh? - Huh?

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You see, with this one simple but profound question,

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you instantly transport this man back to a time

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when he was a tiny, snot-nosed little bitch

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who depended on the most important person in his life

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for absolutely everything.

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The person who inflated his ego,

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who made him feel powerful,

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but also powerless.

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The person whose validation

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he's been seeking his entire life.

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Guys,

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the way to make a man

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fall in love with you

#298

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is to make him feel

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like you are...

#300

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his mommy.

#301

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Well, it's getting late.

#302

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Yeah.

#303

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Yeah, we should probably call it.

#304

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I have, uh, one thing that I'd like to ask you.

#305

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Um... do you need a tissue?

#306

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Do you need a tissue?

#307

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- What? - What?

#308

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- You need a tissue. - You need a tissue.

#309

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Oh. Oh, really? Ah...

#310

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Ah, just... That's-that's embarrassing.

#311

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- Hang on, all right, stop it.

#312

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There we go. Come here.

#313

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There we go. Now

#314

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my little man is all ready for his day.

#315

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Before, they wanted

#316

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nothing more than this date to be over.

#317

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But now they can't help but ask...

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Hey, um, any chance...

#319

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Would you want to...

#320

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...do this again...

#321

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...sometime?

#322

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Mm.

#323

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It worked.

#324

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And there you have it.

#325

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That, my friends, is...

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the SINNED system.

#327

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- Oh! - Whoa!

#328

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- Oh, ho! - Amazing.

#329

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- Crazy creepy, though, - Oh, yeah, very creepy.

#330

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with all the mom stuff, and...

#331

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the name's a little heavy-handed.

#332

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Yeah, took a-took a lot to get there.

#333

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It's not as clean as the DENNIS system.

#334

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Well, but listen, the DENNIS system--

#335

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that's a system for getting a woman.

#336

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This is a system for getting a man,

#337

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and that's why SINNED is actually...

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- DENNIS backwards.

#339

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Oh, my God!

#340

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- That's amazing. - How-how did that line up like that?

#341

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Yeah, like, what are the odds, though?

#342

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What are the odds that the steps to the system

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would be DENNIS backwards

#345

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and that they would spell out the word "sinned?"

#346

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High! High. 'Cause I made it up.

#347

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- Oh! Yeah, he did it on purpose. - Oh, my... He made it up.

#348

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- Hey-o! - Hey-o!

#349

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Hey, hey, hey!

#350

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What's up, guy--

#351

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You know what, I got to say,

#352

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I am, I'm still, like, buzzing from last night.

#353

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Yeah, but we pulled it off.

#355

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- We sure did! - We really did.

#356

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- We really did. - Success.

#357

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All right, so talk to me, when are those

#358

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- second dates? - Ooh, yeah, no, that's not happening.

#359

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What do you mean, that's not happening?

#360

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Well, I got home last night, and, I, uh, found myself

#361

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real horny, so I popped a couple of Mommy's magic beans

#362

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and headed over to Kyle's house.

#363

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Roofies. I roofied myself. Yeah,

#364

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not 100% sure if we plowed or not,

#365

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but I do know I got this.

#366

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You stole his phone.

#367

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- Yeah, well, I'll be honest, - Aw...

#368

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the details are a bit hazy, still,

#369

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but I do know I stole somebody's phone.

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- And you? - Oh, I'm not doing it either.

#371

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- Yeah! - Okay, but I have a good reason, Dennis.

#372

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I have a really good reason, 'cause I'm not a-a rapist

#373

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and a thief like Dee is. I'm-I'm just a boy in love.

#374

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I'm just a boy in love with Johnny,

#375

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and I realized that I-I have to be with him.

#376

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Well, no, see, that's-that's the thing--

#377

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Johnny doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you.

#378

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- You don't know him. - No, no, no.

#379

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You don't know him.

#380

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I know him better than you.

#381

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Do you? Because I am him.

#382

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What?

#383

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I invented Johnny as a means

#384

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of getting you out of the apartment

#385

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when you were irritating me.

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I don't understand.

#387

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Okay, like, when "Johnny" sent you out

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to go get those soft-shell crabs,

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- you remember that? - Yeah.

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Yeah. And he was supposed to meet you,

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- but he didn't. He ghosted you, right? - No.

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And so, you came sauntering back in the house and all depressed,

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and I was like, "Well, I tell you what, buddy,

#394

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I'll eat the soft-shell crabs. They are my favorite."

#395

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And I said, "Oh, my God, what a coincidence

#396

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because they're-they're Johnny's favorite, too."

#397

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- Yeah, because I am Johnny. - Then who's Dennis?

#398

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- What do you mean? - Well, if you're Johnny, then who-- who's you?

#399

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I'm Dennis! I've always been Dennis.

#400

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L-L-Let me-- This is gonna make it all clear. This is my phone,

#401

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- Don't want to get into this-- - and when I push a certain button...

#402

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- Wait, hold on. H-Hold on a second.

#403

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- What, what? - Johnny's buzzing me. I got-- Look.

#404

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- No, I pushed the button. - I haven't heard from him in a while,

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and I'm going to the motel. I got to meet him.

#406

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- I'm sorry. - Mac, it's not Johnny. I pushed the button on my phone--

#407

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I can't engage with you on this right now.

#408

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I got to-I got to go see Johnny.

#409

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Dennis! Dennis. I need your help, man.

#410

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- I need your help, big-time. - No, no!

#411

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I am done helping people.

#412

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Dude, we're so close, man. We're in the finals.

#413

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I'm gonna be able to sneak a restaurant buzzer in now.

#415

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Okay, you know what? You're not gonna stop talking.

#416

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- So, I-I'm just... - Yes-- No, I'm not, because,

#417

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- Dennis, I need your help. Look, I've - I don't care.

#418

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been controlling Frank using the restaurant buzzer, okay?

#419

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- Wait a-wait a-- whoa, what... - And it's the perfect plan.

#420

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Hold on a second.

#421

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Sorry, did you just say you've been...

#422

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controlling Frank like a pawn in a game?

#423

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Like a puppet?

#424

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Uh, I didn't say any of those words, but yeah.

#425

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I've been-I've been controlling Frank, uh, in chess, yes.

#426

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Very interesting.

#427

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And Frank's been aware of the puppetry the entire time?

#428

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Yeah, of course. He's in on it. But dude, it's over, right?

#429

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Unless you know a way I can sneak

#430

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something into this tournament that vibrates.

#431

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I think I may have a way, but, uh...

#432

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Frank's not gonna like it.

#433

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Got any more of those magic beans?

#435

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Yeah.

#436

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'Cause we're gonna need

#437

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to turn the lights out.

#438

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- We're late! - Okay. What?

#441

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- We're gonna miss it, dude.

#442

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- Move. No, out of the way.

#443

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Jesus, Frank. Cutting it pretty close there, pal.

#444

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Ah, feel like I got to take a shit.

#445

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What? You got to sh-- Don't shit, don't shit.

#446

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No, listen to me, listen to me. You are ready.

#448

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Everything you need is already inside you.

#449

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Move. No, out of the way.

#450

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The excitement here is palpable.

#451

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At last, the moment we've all been waiting for,

#452

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Mr. Reynolds is about to make his first move.

#453

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You got this, man!

#455

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I don't know what I'm doing.

#456

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Frank, trust your gut.

#457

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- Ooh.

#458

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Oh.

#459

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He seems a little uncomfortable, Susan.

#460

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Just think about the incredible amount

#461

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of pressure he's feeling right now.

#462

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- Oh...

#463

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- Ho, ho.

#464

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Ho, ho!

#465

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a range of emotions

#469

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while contemplating his first move.

#470

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You don't have to do this.

#471

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You don't have to do it.

#472

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S-Should I go here?

#473

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- Oh...

#474

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Uh... There?

#475

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Oh!

#476

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Take your time, take your time.

#477

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Take your time. Take your time.

#478

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You don't have to do this!

#479

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Should I go there? Aah!

#480

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Hey, Dennis.

#481

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Oh, man, I had the craziest night last night,

#482

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'cause I think I, like, blacked out, and then,

#483

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when I woke up, I think that Johnny broke up with me,

#484

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- 'cause he was gone. - Mac, I can't do this right now.

#485

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- Here?

#486

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Here?

#487

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Don't lose your shit, man. Don't lose your shit.

#488

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A language warning for anybody watching at home.

#489

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Ho! Aah, aah, aah! Oh!

#490

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- Nice.

#491

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I am Johnny! I don't know how else to tell you!

#492

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Look, I have the texts. I will show you the texts.

#493

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Look, these are the texts that I sent to you from my phone.

#494

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Oh, my God. You have Johnny's phone.

#495

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- This is my... - Give it to me.

#496

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- Give me Johnny's phone. - Goddamn it! - Whoa, whoa.

#497

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You motherfucker!

#498

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Oh, God.

#499

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It won't... it won't go down.

#500

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What have you done?

#501

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Take my king. Take my king.

#502

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Take him.

#503

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Take it. Take it.

#504

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Oh...

#505

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Kd2! Kd2!

#506

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That is checkmate. What a brilliant endgame by Reynolds.

#507

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- He won? - He won!

#508

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- Frank won?

#509

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♪ There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable...♪

#510

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Get it out! Get it out!

#511

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- Frank, you did it! You beat the Russian! - Take it out. Take it out.

#513

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- You beat the Russian! - Stop it, stop.

#514

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Stop this, Charl-- It's gonna split me in half, Charlie.

#515

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- He won! He won!

#516

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- USA! USA! - Kill the Wi-Fi! Kill the Wi-Fi!

#517

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- USA! USA! - Kill it. Kill the Wi-Fi!

#518

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- Kill the Wi-Fi!

#519

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- Ooh. Ooh.

#520

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♪ In the warrior's code ♪

#521

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♪ There's no surrender ♪

#522

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♪ Though his body says stop ♪

#523

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♪ His spirit cries, "Never!" ♪

#524

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♪ Deep in our soul, a quiet ember ♪

#525

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♪ Knows it's you against you ♪

#526

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♪ It's the paradox ♪

#527

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♪ That drives us on ♪

#528

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♪ It's a battle of wills ♪

#529

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♪ In the heat of attack ♪

#530

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♪ It's the passion that kills ♪

#531

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♪ The victory is yours alone. ♪

#532

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