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It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Season 16, Episode 4 — Frank vs. Russia

TMDB episode metadata

Show: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia

Episode title: Frank vs. Russia

Air date: June 21, 2023

Director: Heath Cullens

Top billed cast: Charlie Day, Glenn Howerton, Rob Mac, Kaitlin Olson, Danny DeVito

Charlie cheers on Frank at a local chess tournament against a Russian grandmaster. Dennis helps Mac and Dee find boyfriends after getting irritated by Mac’s current boyfriend, Johnny.

Source: TMDB

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♪ In the burning heart ♪

burning heart

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♪ Just about to burst, there's a quest...♪

burst quest

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Frank!

frank

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Frank, come on, man! We got to go!

frank

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- We got to go! - Oh, what?

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Come on, man, we're gonna miss it.

miss

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- Wake up, wake up. Come on. - Wh-What?

wake

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- Right away! - Okay.

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Guys, make way. Make way, please.

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- Hey, wait, no, no, please. - Cutting it pretty close there, pal.

close cutting

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Ah, I feel like I got to take a shit.

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No, no, no, no, no. There's no time for that.

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- I'm not ready for this. - Listen, listen.

ready

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- You got it, you got it, you got it. - Listen to me.

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- Back off, back off. - Frank, you are ready.

frank ready

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Everything you need is already inside you.

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Move. No, out of the way.

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Dennis, please.

dennis

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- Just... Dennis, please, please. - God, no.

dennis

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- Pretty please, just help me. - No! No, Mac.

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I'm not helping you, okay?

helping

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Stop talking to me about Johnny.

johnny

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Well, hey, I could help you with your guy troubles.

troubles

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No, thanks, Dee. You suck with men.

suck thanks

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Tell that to the guy leaving my apartment this morning.

apartment leaving morning

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That's right. Your girl got her guts pumped last night.

girl guts night pumped

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Oh, my God, that is disgusting.

disgusting

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- Your guts pumped? - Aren't you, like, 60?

guts pumped

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- You're not a girl. - Yeah, come on, Dee. This is insane.

girl insane

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- I mean... really. - Who talks like that?

talks

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And, by the way, anybody can get a guy to bang them once.

anybody bang

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Okay, well, I guarantee you

guarantee

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he'll be coming back for seconds.

coming seconds

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In fact, he pulled an old move of mine.

fact pulled

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He took my phone "by mistake"

mistake phone

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so that he could see me again.

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Oh, okay. Yeah.

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- Dennis, can you help me get my phone-- - No.

dennis phone

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- Dennis, Dennis, I need your help really quick, man. - No!

dennis dennis-dennis quick

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Do you remember when we stole a restaurant buzzer the other day?

buzzer remember restaurant stole

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I can't find it anywhere.

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It's a matter of national security here, man.

matter national national-security security

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Oh, yes, no, no, I'm sure, yeah.

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You know what? Maybe it's in the back office. Let me check

check office

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the back office. Frank, let me check the back office.

check frank office

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Hey, uh, Frank, could you help me with something?

frank

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- Yeah. - Are you kidding?

kidding

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You want Frank's help with your guy troubles?

franks troubles

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He's insanely homophobic.

homophobic insanely

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Huh? Not anymore.

anymore

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No, once Mac did the dance,

dance

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then I get it. I get the gay thing.

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He gets it. He's an ally now.

ally

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Okay, so, Frank, I need some relationship advice.

advice frank relationship

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- Yeah. - I'm having some issues

having issues

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- with this guy that I'm dating. - Yeah.

dating

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- I want to take it to the next level, you know, - Right.

level

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by actually meeting this guy.

meeting

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What, you've never met the guy?

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No, never met him,

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never spoken with him, never seen him,

seen spoken

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but it's not weird

weird

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because we're in constant communication

communication constant

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through the beads.

beads

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The beads?

beads

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Oh, yes. The extra-large anal beads

anal beads extra

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that I shoved up my butt,

butt shoved

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and Johnny can control them

control johnny

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via an app on his phone.

phone

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And when I feel the buzz,

buzz

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I know it's time to go to the motel

motel

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and wait. It's very romantic.

romantic

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Uh, yes, he's never actually showed up before,

showed

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but one day he will, and it's going to be hot.

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That's it. I'm out.

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I'm out. That's it. I don't get it. I am never gonna get it.

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- Beads? You never said anything about beads. - Let me-let me explain it again.

beads explain

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- What beads? - It's beads that go into my ass.

beads

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The dance never said anything about no beads.

beads dance

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Frank, I found it. I found it. I found it.

found frank

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Let's get the hell out of here.

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We got it, guys, we're good.

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Dennis, can you please help me get my phone back?

dennis phone

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'Cause I need my phone.

phone

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No, Dennis, help me, though. Help me because

dennis

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- I need help-- - No, you are beyond help, okay?

beyond

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You let a stranger hack your butthole. Dennis--

butthole dennis hack stranger

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Enough! Enough.

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It is clear that I'm not going to get a moment's peace until

clear moments peace

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I foist you two off on someone else,

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so, fine, I will help you.

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- Okay. Okay. - Oh, yeah! All right, all right,

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let's go.

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This is all I could find.

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Yeah, no, this is good. Um...

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Okay, are there, like, a pair of, like, weird spy glasses

glasses pair weird

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- in here or anything?

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- Aw, shit. - They dropped all those charges weeks ago. Wh--

charges dropped weeks

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Call you back.

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Hey, what are you guys doing with all my research equipment?

equipment research

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Charlie and Frank are gonna play spies.

charlie frank spies

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Yeah, well, we're not playing spies,

playing spies

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we're playing chess, okay?

chess playing

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There's a Russian grandmaster coming to town.

coming russian town

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I'm entering Frank in the tournament,

entering frank tournament

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and then he's gonna rise through the ranks,

rise

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and he's gonna beat this guy's ass, USA style.

beat style

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So, I need the glasses, Uncle Jack,

glasses jack uncle uncle-jack

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because Frank's got to be able to transmit me the board

able board franks

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while I play along on a computer

along computer

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and I signal him the moves with the restaurant buzzer.

buzzer moves restaurant signal

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No, stop, stop, stop. Uh, you're gonna break it.

break

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This is, uh, very sensitive equipment.

equipment sensitive

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Right, yeah, okay.

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Look, do you have the spy glasses or not, dude?

glasses

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Fine. I'll let you borrow them, but I'm coming with.

borrow coming

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Okay? I don't want you breaking any of this.

breaking

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- A play date.

date

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- Goddamn it. - Oh, yeah.

goddamn goddamn-it

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- Like we used to. - We never did.

used

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- Ah... You don't remember. - Man, we never did.

remember

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I mean, what is taking Uncle Jack so long?

jack uncle uncle-jack

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- Well, why don't we just go in?

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Hang on.

hang

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- What the... - Is that-is that him?

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Holy shit.

holy

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Uh, Uncle Jack,

jack uncle uncle-jack

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what-what is this?

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- My ice cream truck.

cream cream-truck truck

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You know, I-I have, like, a side business.

business side

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Ugh. All right, fine. You know what? Actually, this could work.

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- You got the spy glasses? - Yeah. Here they are. - Glasses.

glasses

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- Here's how this goes. Frank, you got the buzzer? - Yeah, I got the buzzer.

buzzer frank

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- All right, so Frank's got a buzzer in his pocket, okay? - I'm gonna put it in my pocket.

buzzer franks pocket

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So, he'll hover his hand over the piece, you know,

hand hover piece

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one buzz for yes, two buzzes for no,

buzz buzzes

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three if you need him to switch to a different piece, okay?

piece switch three

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Same goes for where to put it down. Got it?

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- Okay. Yup. - You clear?

clear

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- Give me a Push Pop, will you? - And get him a Push Pop.

push

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What? Oh, no, I-I don't have any ice cream.

cream

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- Oh. - Oh, my God. All right, fine.

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Just... just...

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Hey, I'll be watching you.

watching

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Hm...

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Should I go here?

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- Mm. Or should I go...

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- here?

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Charlie, don't look at the kid,

charlie

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look at the board. Actually,

board

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one quick look at the kid again, so I can get a screen grab.

grab quick screen

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- Gross, no, man, no. - No? No?

gross

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I-- No, not you. Sorry.

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Talking to the voices in my head, so...

head voices

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Don't mind my friend. He's schizophrenic.

friend mind schizophrenic

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- I am, yeah.

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Boom.

boom

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I took your little castle-y thing.

castle

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boy!

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If he does, let me get another screen grab.

another grab screen

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Shut up, dude. That's gross, man.

gross

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Uh, sir, may I have a word with you?

word

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Um, absolutely not, because I'm in the middle of watching

absolutely middle watching

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a game of chess.

chess game

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Uh, there is no alcohol allowed on the premises.

alcohol allowed premises

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What? Wh-What do you mean?

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Like, I got to drink wine or something?

drink wine

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No alcohol at all.

alcohol

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At a sporting event? That's crazy.

crazy event sporting

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Fine, dude. Here you go.

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Frank, I'm gonna have to find some way to sneak beer in here.

beer frank sneak

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Excuse me?

excuse

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Dude, are you still here? Go away.

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I gave you the beer, man.

beer

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Now, as you're both aware, I have a foolproof system

aware foolproof system

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for attracting a woman.

woman

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But I also have a foolproof system

foolproof system

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for attracting a man.

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- Why? - How come? - Shh, shh.

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Shh. Shh.

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Okay. Now, it begins

begins

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with me setting you both up with nice, normal dates.

dates normal setting

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You will begin by greeting them

begin greeting

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with the traditional pleasantries.

pleasantries traditional

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Very nice to meet you, Patrick.

meet patrick

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Kyle, it's a pleasure.

kyle pleasure

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Pleasure's all mine.

pleasures

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I'll be nearby, of course,

course nearby

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to make sure nothing goes awry.

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Step one.

step

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S-- suppress your instincts.

instincts

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See, your first instinct

instinct

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is going to be to try to make yourself

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seem awesome to him, but that's wrong.

awesome

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'Cause this isn't about you.

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This is a man we're talking about.

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It's always about him.

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Okay?

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So, you're going to...

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I-- inflate his ego.

inflate

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Make him feel like he's awesome, he's funny,

awesome funny

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he's the most interesting person in the room.

interesting person room

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You're the most interesting person in this room.

interesting person room

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Uhp, uhp, uhp. Hi.

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Hello.

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I just wanted to come over and introduce myself.

introduce wanted

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I'm-I'm the manager

manager

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- of the establishment. - Yes, I was just saying

establishment

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that he's the most interesting man in the room.

interesting room

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Yeah. You know, it's-- I-I caught that, actually,

caught

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and I wanted to say to you

wanted

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that, uh, Mac does,

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in fact, know everyone here,

fact

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which he would, of course,

course

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have to in order to have said something like that.

order

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So, it's meaningful.

meaningful

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Now, once your man's feeling important,

feeling mans

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you're gonna show him that you...

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N-- need his power.

power

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Mm.

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See, every man's greatest fear

fear greatest mans

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is that he's a... pussy.

pussy

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Oh, boy.

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Oh... man. I just can't seem to get this open.

open

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Do you think you could help me out?

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Sure.

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Oh, this is really on tight.

tight

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- Uh, are you-are you being serious?

serious

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Oh, Christ, Bozo, give it back to me. I'll do it.

bozo christ

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Wai-- No, no. Uh, no. Yeah, it's-- You can't.

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You can't. You couldn't.

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No one could, because these bottles...

bottles

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are all, uh...

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they're defective and un-openable.

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Yeah, there's been a recall, actually. See?

recall

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It's-it's impossible. Nobody could...

impossible nobody

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...get these open today.

open today

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- Mm. - You know what? You do look very, very strong.

strong

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You mind giving this one more shot for me?

giving mind shot

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Let's see if you can get it.

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- Wow. - Wow.

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Now that your man's feeling powerful,

feeling mans powerful

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on top of the world, you must...

must world

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rip it away from him.

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You're going to N-- negate his power.

power

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Yeah, but this needs to be subtle.

needs subtle

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A man's ego is... fragile.

fragile mans

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The goal here is to make him feel that he may be a...

goal

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tad bit inadequate,

↓

in comparison, maybe, to a former lover.

comparison former lover

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- Yes? - Oh.

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But don't lay it on too thick.

thick

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- Mm. Mm-hmm. - Subtle.

subtle

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I used to fuck LeBron James.

fuck james used

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Oh, God.

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Now, even if things have gone

gone

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a little off the rails at this point,

point rails

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we can get things back on track

track

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with a classic.

classic

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E-- engage physically.

engage physically

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- Hey-o.

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But you got to make sure that your physical engagement

engagement physical

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is appropriate to the environment, okay?

appropriate environment

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Your demeanor wants to remain elegant and classy.

classy elegant remain wants

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- Right. - Mm. Got it.

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What are you doing?

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I'm grabbing your ding-dong.

ding ding-dong dong grabbing

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No!

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No, yeah. That's, uh...

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And now for the final step,

final step

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the most profound move of the entire system.

entire profound system

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D.

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"Do you want a tissue?"

tissue

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- Huh? - Huh?

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You see, with this one simple but profound question,

profound question simple

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you instantly transport this man back to a time

instantly transport

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when he was a tiny, snot-nosed little bitch

bitch nosed snot tiny

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who depended on the most important person in his life

life person

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for absolutely everything.

absolutely

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The person who inflated his ego,

inflated person

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who made him feel powerful,

powerful

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but also powerless.

powerless

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The person whose validation

person validation

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he's been seeking his entire life.

entire entire-life life seeking

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Guys,

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the way to make a man

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fall in love with you

fall love

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is to make him feel

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like you are...

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his mommy.

mommy

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Well, it's getting late.

late

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Yeah.

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Yeah, we should probably call it.

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I have, uh, one thing that I'd like to ask you.

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Um... do you need a tissue?

tissue

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Do you need a tissue?

tissue

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- What? - What?

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- You need a tissue. - You need a tissue.

tissue

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Oh. Oh, really? Ah...

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Ah, just... That's-that's embarrassing.

embarrassing

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- Hang on, all right, stop it.

hang

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There we go. Come here.

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There we go. Now

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my little man is all ready for his day.

ready

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Before, they wanted

wanted

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nothing more than this date to be over.

date

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But now they can't help but ask...

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Hey, um, any chance...

chance

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Would you want to...

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...do this again...

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...sometime?

sometime

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Mm.

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It worked.

worked

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And there you have it.

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That, my friends, is...

friends

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the SINNED system.

sinned system

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- Oh! - Whoa!

whoa

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- Oh, ho! - Amazing.

amazing

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- Crazy creepy, though, - Oh, yeah, very creepy.

crazy creepy

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with all the mom stuff, and...

stuff

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the name's a little heavy-handed.

handed heavy names

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Yeah, took a-took a lot to get there.

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It's not as clean as the DENNIS system.

clean dennis system

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Well, but listen, the DENNIS system--

dennis system

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that's a system for getting a woman.

system woman

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This is a system for getting a man,

system

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and that's why SINNED is actually...

sinned

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- DENNIS backwards.

backwards dennis

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Oh, my God!

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- That's amazing. - How-how did that line up like that?

amazing line

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Yeah, like, what are the odds, though?

odds

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What are the odds that the steps to the system

odds steps system

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would be DENNIS backwards

backwards dennis

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and that they would spell out the word "sinned?"

sinned spell word

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High! High. 'Cause I made it up.

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- Oh! Yeah, he did it on purpose. - Oh, my... He made it up.

purpose

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- Hey-o! - Hey-o!

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Hey, hey, hey!

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What's up, guy--

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You know what, I got to say,

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I am, I'm still, like, buzzing from last night.

buzzing night

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Yeah, but we pulled it off.

pulled

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- We sure did! - We really did.

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- We really did. - Success.

success

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All right, so talk to me, when are those

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- second dates? - Ooh, yeah, no, that's not happening.

dates second

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What do you mean, that's not happening?

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Well, I got home last night, and, I, uh, found myself

found home night

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real horny, so I popped a couple of Mommy's magic beans

beans couple horny magic mommys popped real

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and headed over to Kyle's house.

headed house kyles

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Roofies. I roofied myself. Yeah,

roofies

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not 100% sure if we plowed or not,

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but I do know I got this.

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You stole his phone.

phone stole

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- Yeah, well, I'll be honest, - Aw...

honest

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the details are a bit hazy, still,

details

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but I do know I stole somebody's phone.

phone somebodys stole

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- And you? - Oh, I'm not doing it either.

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- Yeah! - Okay, but I have a good reason, Dennis.

dennis reason

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I have a really good reason, 'cause I'm not a-a rapist

rapist reason

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and a thief like Dee is. I'm-I'm just a boy in love.

love thief

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I'm just a boy in love with Johnny,

johnny love

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and I realized that I-I have to be with him.

realized

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Well, no, see, that's-that's the thing--

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Johnny doesn't love you. He doesn't even like you.

johnny love

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- You don't know him. - No, no, no.

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You don't know him.

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I know him better than you.

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Do you? Because I am him.

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What?

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I invented Johnny as a means

invented johnny

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of getting you out of the apartment

apartment

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when you were irritating me.

irritating

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I don't understand.

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Okay, like, when "Johnny" sent you out

johnny sent

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to go get those soft-shell crabs,

crabs shell soft

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- you remember that? - Yeah.

remember

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Yeah. And he was supposed to meet you,

meet supposed

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- but he didn't. He ghosted you, right? - No.

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And so, you came sauntering back in the house and all depressed,

depressed house

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and I was like, "Well, I tell you what, buddy,

buddy

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I'll eat the soft-shell crabs. They are my favorite."

crabs favorite shell soft

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And I said, "Oh, my God, what a coincidence

coincidence

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because they're-they're Johnny's favorite, too."

favorite johnnys

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- Yeah, because I am Johnny. - Then who's Dennis?

dennis johnny

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- What do you mean? - Well, if you're Johnny, then who-- who's you?

johnny

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I'm Dennis! I've always been Dennis.

dennis

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L-L-Let me-- This is gonna make it all clear. This is my phone,

clear phone

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- Don't want to get into this-- - and when I push a certain button...

button certain push

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- Wait, hold on. H-Hold on a second.

second

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- What, what? - Johnny's buzzing me. I got-- Look.

buzzing johnnys

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- No, I pushed the button. - I haven't heard from him in a while,

button heard pushed

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and I'm going to the motel. I got to meet him.

meet motel

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- I'm sorry. - Mac, it's not Johnny. I pushed the button on my phone--

button johnny phone pushed

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I can't engage with you on this right now.

engage

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I got to-I got to go see Johnny.

johnny

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Dennis! Dennis. I need your help, man.

dennis dennis-dennis

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- I need your help, big-time. - No, no!

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I am done helping people.

helping

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Dude, we're so close, man. We're in the finals.

close finals

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I'm gonna be able to sneak a restaurant buzzer in now.

able buzzer restaurant sneak

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Okay, you know what? You're not gonna stop talking.

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- So, I-I'm just... - Yes-- No, I'm not, because,

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- Dennis, I need your help. Look, I've - I don't care.

care dennis

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been controlling Frank using the restaurant buzzer, okay?

buzzer controlling frank restaurant using

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- Wait a-wait a-- whoa, what... - And it's the perfect plan.

perfect plan whoa

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Hold on a second.

second

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Sorry, did you just say you've been...

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controlling Frank like a pawn in a game?

controlling frank game pawn

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Like a puppet?

puppet

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Uh, I didn't say any of those words, but yeah.

words

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I've been-I've been controlling Frank, uh, in chess, yes.

chess controlling frank

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Very interesting.

interesting

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And Frank's been aware of the puppetry the entire time?

aware entire franks

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Yeah, of course. He's in on it. But dude, it's over, right?

course

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Unless you know a way I can sneak

sneak

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something into this tournament that vibrates.

tournament vibrates

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I think I may have a way, but, uh...

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Frank's not gonna like it.

franks

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Got any more of those magic beans?

beans magic

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Yeah.

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'Cause we're gonna need

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to turn the lights out.

lights

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- We're late! - Okay. What?

late

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- We're gonna miss it, dude.

miss

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- Move. No, out of the way.

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Jesus, Frank. Cutting it pretty close there, pal.

close cutting frank jesus jesus-frank

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Ah, feel like I got to take a shit.

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What? You got to sh-- Don't shit, don't shit.

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No, listen to me, listen to me. You are ready.

ready

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Everything you need is already inside you.

↓

Move. No, out of the way.

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The excitement here is palpable.

excitement palpable

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At last, the moment we've all been waiting for,

moment waiting

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Mr. Reynolds is about to make his first move.

reynolds

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You got this, man!

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I don't know what I'm doing.

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Frank, trust your gut.

frank trust

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- Ooh.

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Oh.

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He seems a little uncomfortable, Susan.

seems susan uncomfortable

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Just think about the incredible amount

amount incredible

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of pressure he's feeling right now.

feeling pressure

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- Oh...

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- Ho, ho.

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Ho, ho!

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a range of emotions

emotions range

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while contemplating his first move.

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You don't have to do this.

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You don't have to do it.

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S-Should I go here?

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- Oh...

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Uh... There?

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Oh!

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Take your time, take your time.

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Take your time. Take your time.

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You don't have to do this!

↓

Should I go there? Aah!

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Hey, Dennis.

dennis

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Oh, man, I had the craziest night last night,

craziest night

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'cause I think I, like, blacked out, and then,

blacked

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when I woke up, I think that Johnny broke up with me,

broke johnny woke

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- 'cause he was gone. - Mac, I can't do this right now.

gone

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- Here?

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Here?

↓

Don't lose your shit, man. Don't lose your shit.

lose

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A language warning for anybody watching at home.

anybody home language warning watching

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Ho! Aah, aah, aah! Oh!

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- Nice.

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I am Johnny! I don't know how else to tell you!

johnny

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Look, I have the texts. I will show you the texts.

texts

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Look, these are the texts that I sent to you from my phone.

phone sent texts

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Oh, my God. You have Johnny's phone.

johnnys phone

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- This is my... - Give it to me.

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- Give me Johnny's phone. - Goddamn it! - Whoa, whoa.

goddamn goddamn-it johnnys phone whoa whoa-whoa

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You motherfucker!

motherfucker

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Oh, God.

↓

It won't... it won't go down.

↓

What have you done?

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Take my king. Take my king.

king

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Take him.

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Take it. Take it.

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Oh...

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Kd2! Kd2!

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That is checkmate. What a brilliant endgame by Reynolds.

brilliant checkmate reynolds

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- He won? - He won!

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- Frank won?

frank

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♪ There's a quest for answers, an unquenchable...♪

answers quest

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Get it out! Get it out!

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- Frank, you did it! You beat the Russian! - Take it out. Take it out.

beat frank russian

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- You beat the Russian! - Stop it, stop.

beat russian

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Stop this, Charl-- It's gonna split me in half, Charlie.

charlie half split

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- He won! He won!

↓

- USA! USA! - Kill the Wi-Fi! Kill the Wi-Fi!

kill

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- USA! USA! - Kill it. Kill the Wi-Fi!

kill

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- Kill the Wi-Fi!

kill

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- Ooh. Ooh.

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♪ In the warrior's code ♪

code warriors

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♪ There's no surrender ♪

surrender

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♪ Though his body says stop ♪

body

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♪ His spirit cries, "Never!" ♪

cries spirit

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♪ Deep in our soul, a quiet ember ♪

deep quiet soul

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♪ Knows it's you against you ♪

knows

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♪ It's the paradox ♪

↓

♪ That drives us on ♪

drives

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♪ It's a battle of wills ♪

battle wills

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♪ In the heat of attack ♪

attack heat

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♪ It's the passion that kills ♪

kills passion

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♪ The victory is yours alone. ♪

alone victory