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Season 5, Episode 8 — My Big Bird

I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop.

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I was super-psyched to get my scooter, Sasha, back from the shop.

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But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet,

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But my new scooter insurance hadn't kicked in yet,

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so I was being extra cautious.

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so I was being extra cautious.

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Perfect. Time for my morning slushie.

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Perfect. Time for my morning slushie.

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Get out of the way! Store's being robbed!

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Get out of the way! Store's being robbed!

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Freeze!

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Freeze!

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The wall! Hide behind the wall!

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The wall! Hide behind the wall!

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No!

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No!

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Sasha!

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Sasha!

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All right, all right. OK.

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There was a wall! What's with you?

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There was a wall! What's with you?

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Who's still shooting? She's down!

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Who's still shooting? She's down!

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It's over!

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- This gonna hurt? - Don't be a baby.

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- This gonna hurt? - Don't be a baby.

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It's a magnetic image.

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I apologise, Mr Foster. I'm upset.

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I apologise, Mr Foster. I'm upset.

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My scooter was assassinated this morning.

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He was so attached to that.

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He was so attached to that.

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He used to wear a bracelet, "Sasha forever."

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Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week.

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Come on, Turk. It was just a joke, and I only wore it for one week.

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Whatever.

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Whatever.

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Now let's fire this baby up.

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OK, so I still wear the bracelet.

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Idiot.

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My watch!

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My watch!

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- Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted!

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- Hey, Carla! - Earphones, Ted!

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Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million?

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Sorry. Hey, Carla, did you hear the lottery's up to a hundred million?

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If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.

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If I win that baby, it's separate beds for me and my mom.

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Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy.

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Yeah and you could spend the other 99,999,000 on therapy.

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What would you do with the money?

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What would you do with the money?

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Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom.

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Carla, I can't believe you're gonna be a mom.

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I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?

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I know. It was expensive, but totally worth it. Right, baby?

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Stupid lotto.

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Stupid lotto.

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- Good morning, Mrs Wilk. - It's a great morning.

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- Good morning, Mrs Wilk. - It's a great morning.

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That is wrong. Care to join me in a super-Ioud throat clear?

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Absolutely.

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Absolutely.

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One, two, three.

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Elliot, I can't believe you would do that!

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Elliot, I can't believe you would do that!

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- What'd you do? - Was it naughty?

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When women want men to completely zone out,

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When women want men to completely zone out,

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there's one thing they can talk about.

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I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair

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I went shoe shopping and there was this one pair

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- of Manolo Blahniks... - Shoe shopping.

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- of Manolo Blahniks... - Shoe shopping.

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Great, we can talk. What were you thinking?

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Great, we can talk. What were you thinking?

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We kissed. I've been treating his kid for a week

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and we hit it off. It started out with some flirting.

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and we hit it off. It started out with some flirting.

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"Hi, I'm Dr Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?"

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"Hi, I'm Dr Reid." "Why is there blood in my son's stool?"

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- Whose stool? - Strappy sandals.

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- Whose stool? - Strappy sandals.

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Shoe shopping.

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Shoe shopping.

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Continue.

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And then I asked where his wife was.

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And then I asked where his wife was.

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He said, "She's not with us."

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And then, you know...

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And then, you know...

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Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.

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Cool. Oh, I almost forgot. Lace bra.

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- Were they D's? - Be specific.

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- Were they D's? - Be specific.

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Good news. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear.

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Good news. The radiologist said your scan is completely clear.

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We'd like to keep you here for tests.

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Whatever you say, doc.

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Whatever you say, doc.

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A lot of weird things can happen in a hospital.

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Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis.

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Like Doug not getting a dead body out of his bed before rigor mortis.

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Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this,

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Give me a hand. He's not gonna fit in the body bag like this,

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Lie across his feet. I'm gonna push down his head

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Lie across his feet. I'm gonna push down his head

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- and straighten him out. - Fun!

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- and straighten him out. - Fun!

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And one, two, three!

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Ted?

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The weirdest thing is when a cool guy

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The weirdest thing is when a cool guy

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who's fine and talking to you one minute...

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... is dead the next.

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In hospitals, this happens a lot,

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In hospitals, this happens a lot,

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so you have to move on. Except when this happens...

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so you have to move on. Except when this happens...

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Well, if it isn't the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.

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Well, if it isn't the Four Horsewomen of the Apocalypse.

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There's a mortality conference tomorrow

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to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death.

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to figure out who's responsible for Foster's death.

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And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you.

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And here's the exciting news: I'm pretty sure it was one of you.

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You gotta change that cell phone ring.

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You gotta change that cell phone ring.

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Mom, not now.

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(theme song)

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(theme song)

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So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed.

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So a patient was dead and one of us was gonna be blamed.

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You've gotta change that ring.

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You've gotta change that ring.

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You think so? Mom, not now.

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You think so? Mom, not now.

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With morbidity and mortality conferences,

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the first question sets the tone for the day.

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the first question sets the tone for the day.

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- Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me.

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- Who the hell ate my scone? - That would be me.

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Delicious. My compliments to the little lady.

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- I made those. - I know.

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- I made those. - I know.

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Dorian, you admitted Mr Foster with coughing, shortness of breath,

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Dorian, you admitted Mr Foster with coughing, shortness of breath,

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is that correct?

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Mike check. Mike check.

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Yes.

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And then what happened?

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And then what happened?

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Dorian. I'm ten feet away from you. Talk.

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Dorian. I'm ten feet away from you. Talk.

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Mr Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed

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Mr Foster had recently flown to India where he had been exposed

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to an outbreak of pertussis.

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to an outbreak of pertussis.

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I was gonna check his labs,

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but first I had to visit another patient, Mr Sutton.

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but first I had to visit another patient, Mr Sutton.

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So, Mr Sutton, when you came in with heartburn,

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So, Mr Sutton, when you came in with heartburn,

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I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out.

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I bet you thought I'd kick your butt out.

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But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG

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But not this guy. I admitted you and stayed up all night studying your EKG

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because I had a hunch... and no girlfriend.

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because I had a hunch... and no girlfriend.

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Mostly it was the hunch.

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That hunch paid off because, if I hadn't found that blocked artery,

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That hunch paid off because, if I hadn't found that blocked artery,

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you'd be dead right now.

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And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.

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And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.

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And here comes the gratitude, the two words every doctor lives to hear.

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Later, dude.

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I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave?

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I can't believe he didn't thank me. You'll thank me when you leave?

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I don't know. Why are you so needy?

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I don't know. Why are you so needy?

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He keeps a hug schedule with his friends.

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OK, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2.00 spot

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OK, looks like someone's getting crossed off their 2.00 spot

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and pencilled in for never. How does that feel? Sting?

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and pencilled in for never. How does that feel? Sting?

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He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now.

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He's hurting. Hug him. Hug him now.

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You guys, what would you do with a hundred million dollars?

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You guys, what would you do with a hundred million dollars?

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A hundred million dollars?

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The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a 100 million dollars.

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The Super Lotto jackpot was up to a 100 million dollars.

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So earlier that morning...

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So earlier that morning...

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I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money.

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I'm just saying, think of what you could do with that kind of money.

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- I could get a trained shark. - Why?

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- I could get a trained shark. - Why?

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Thanks for inviting me over.

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Anytime, buddy. Anytime.

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Anytime, buddy. Anytime.

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Wait for him... wait for him...

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Wait for him... wait for him...

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Can opener!

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The lobster's in the pot. Devour! Devour!

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Something feels pinchy.

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Save me a leg.

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Save me a leg.

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I'm in.

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I'm in.

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We could buy more tickets if we collect money from everyone.

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- I'll go through their lockers. - Asking them.

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- I'll go through their lockers. - Asking them.

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Seems kinda roundabout, but OK.

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Seems kinda roundabout, but OK.

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Hey, Dr Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets?

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Hey, Dr Cox, you want to put in for some lottery tickets?

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Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would.

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Oh, gosh, Carla, I would. I really would.

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But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.

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But you see, I already set fire to a big pile of money just this morning.

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We have the same chance of winning as anyone.

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We have the same chance of winning as anyone.

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And the category is... ding!

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Things with a better chance of happening than you winning.

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Things with a better chance of happening than you winning.

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Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please?

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Ted-ski, throw ten seconds on the clock for me, would you please?

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- Go! - Brain transplants,

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- Go! - Brain transplants,

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Britney Spears having another hit,

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Rolling Stones on a farewell tour and meaning it,

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Rolling Stones on a farewell tour and meaning it,

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me caring about anything on Wisteria Lane,

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me caring about anything on Wisteria Lane,

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Jessica Simpson winning an Oscar, Jessica Alba winning,

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Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson...

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Simpson becoming Alba-Simpson...

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Time!

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Anyway, that explains why I went into the room and said...

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What would you do with a hundred million dollars?

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- Me? Floating Head Doctor. - Here we go.

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- Me? Floating Head Doctor. - Here we go.

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I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body.

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I'd spend the money researching how to separate my head from my body.

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That way I could literally be in two places at once.

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That way I could literally be in two places at once.

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Looking good, Mr Henderson.

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Looking real good, Nurse Myers.

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Looking real good, Nurse Myers.

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Uh-oh.

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He's flatlining! Body, come!

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He's flatlining! Body, come!

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Damn it!

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Damn it!

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Starting CPR.

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Starting CPR.

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There'd probably be some kinks to work out.

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There'd probably be some kinks to work out.

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Where is that whore?

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Where is that whore?

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- Who's a whore? - That'd be me, sir.

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- Who's a whore? - That'd be me, sir.

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Oh, of course. Would you care to elaborate?

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See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping...

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See, yesterday, I went shoe shopping...

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Shoe shopping.

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Shoe shopping.

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Shoe shopping.

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Oh, please.

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Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this.

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Jordan used to use that one on me all the time. Immune. Watch this.

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Satin panties.

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Satin panties.

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Fine. I was checking on Mrs Wilk and...

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Fine. I was checking on Mrs Wilk and...

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Mrs Wilk, I wanted to explain to you my behaviour before.

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Mrs Wilk, I wanted to explain to you my behaviour before.

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It's not like I was making out with some random guy.

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It's not like I was making out with some random guy.

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I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot.

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I wouldn't do that. Well, I did that once. There was this Medi-Vac pilot.

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He just turned out to be an orderly

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who got his hands on a helicopter helmet.

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who got his hands on a helicopter helmet.

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But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son...

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But this is different. Sure, it could get complicated. He has a son...

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And a wife.

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I've been making out with a married man

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I've been making out with a married man

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while his sick child slept a few feet away.

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while his sick child slept a few feet away.

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Oh, my God, I've become my mother.

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Hi. You said your wife was dead.

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Hi. You said your wife was dead.

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I said she wasn't with us. Don't make me a bad guy.

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You're not a good guy.

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You're not a good guy.

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Good guys don't lie about being single or being pilots.

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Good guys don't lie about being single or being pilots.

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If you were a good guy, you'd get in and tell her what happened.

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If you were a good guy, you'd get in and tell her what happened.

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- You're right. - Hell, yeah, I am.

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Wait, what?

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You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident,

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You know how when something horrible happens, like a car accident,

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everything slows down?

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No!

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Whore!

#312

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Whore!

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Where is that whore?

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Hey, guys. What's up?

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Would you do me a favour and cover Mr Foster?

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Would you do me a favour and cover Mr Foster?

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I have to go to Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve.

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I have to go to Sutton's and get the thank-you I deserve.

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You are so obsessing about this.

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Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria was giving you small waffles.

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Like the time you were convinced the cafeteria was giving you small waffles.

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How'd that work out?

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How'd that work out?

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They waffle-ironed my foot. This is different.

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- Look, I need a ride. - Pass.

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- Look, I need a ride. - Pass.

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Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed.

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Oh, pass, huh? Well, this is what happened last time you passed.

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OK, put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away.

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OK, put the foot away. Put the waffle foot away.

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This is where Sutton lives, right? Let's get in there.

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This is where Sutton lives, right? Let's get in there.

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J. D...

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J. D...

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Dude?

#336

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OK, just back away slowly.

#337

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OK, just back away slowly.

#338

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Oh, no! Turk, they're organised! Run!

#339

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Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?

#340

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Good Lord, Bobbo, was that your stomach?

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And there it was. Hope.

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And there it was. Hope.

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Dr Kelso's inability to deal with hunger was legendary.

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Dr Kelso's inability to deal with hunger was legendary.

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We were as good as home.

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I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch.

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I've heard enough. Let's call it and go to lunch.

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Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo.

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Just hold on. That is not the way it works, Bobbo.

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This is important. You sit down and get on with it.

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This is important. You sit down and get on with it.

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Perry, I'm in charge here.

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Perry, I'm in charge here.

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Ted, give him your sandwich.

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I suppose I could spare a small corner.

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I suppose I could spare a small corner.

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Everyone just stay right where you are

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Everyone just stay right where you are

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and we will be back in... two minutes.

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and we will be back in... two minutes.

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One sandwich later, we got back into it.

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One sandwich later, we got back into it.

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And then what happened, Dr Dorian?

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And then what happened, Dr Dorian?

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Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostriches are flightless birds.

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Well, sir, fortunately for us, ostriches are flightless birds.

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There goes the sentry.

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Every three minutes, like clockwork.

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Every three minutes, like clockwork.

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Dude, can I admit something to you?

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I kind of missed not getting my hug today.

#372

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I kind of missed not getting my hug today.

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Here comes your vanilla bear.

#374

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J.D. J.D. Oh, J. D!

#375

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J.D. J.D. Oh, J. D!

#376

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Dude, don't sweat it!

#377

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It says here the ostrich is generally a docile creature.

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It says here the ostrich is generally a docile creature.

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Thank God.

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Thank God.

#381

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It also says their kick can kill a man.

#382

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What? I'm coming back up!

#383

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What? I'm coming back up!

#384

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Turk!

#385

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Turk!

#386

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Mr Sutton, I hope this isn't a bad time.

#387

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Who cares about Mr Sutton?

#388

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So, Dr Reid, you were covering Mr Foster.

#389

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So, Dr Reid, you were covering Mr Foster.

#390

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Actually, sir, I was on my way to cover Mr Foster,

#391

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Actually, sir, I was on my way to cover Mr Foster,

#392

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but then I stopped in Mrs Wilk's room and...

#393

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but then I stopped in Mrs Wilk's room and...

#394

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- What are you doing? - Don't look at me.

#395

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- What are you doing? - Don't look at me.

#396

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Do you see the woman standing outside?

#397

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- Yeah, I see her. - I made out with her husband.

#398

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That's disgusting.

#399

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That's disgusting.

#400

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OK, just get out of here and do PFTs on Mr Foster.

#401

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OK, just get out of here and do PFTs on Mr Foster.

#402

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Dr Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.

#403

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Dr Reid, why are you hiding? You didn't do anything wrong.

#404

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If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.

#405

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If we all win this lottery then I am using that money to find a decent man.

#406

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You may kiss the bride.

#407

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You may kiss the bride.

#408

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Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy.

#409

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Whoa, save it for tonight, big guy.

#410

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Mazeltov.

#411

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Mazeltov.

#412

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Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.

#413

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Why did I make him Jewish? My parents will kill me.

#414

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Why ostriches?

#415

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Why ostriches?

#416

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They're majestic creatures, don't you think?

#417

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And they're kinda like my children.

#418

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And they're kinda like my children.

#419

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Plus, I make belts out of their necks.

#420

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Plus, I make belts out of their necks.

#421

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OK. Look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here.

#422

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OK. Look, Mr Sutton, I'm sure you're wondering why I'm here.

#423

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- There is a door. - Man.

#424

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You OK? Did you try and escape?

#425

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You OK? Did you try and escape?

#426

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I did escape. There was one waiting in the car.

#427

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I did escape. There was one waiting in the car.

#428

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Leon. Loves the car rides.

#429

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Likes to stick his head out. I tell him it's dangerous.

#430

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Likes to stick his head out. I tell him it's dangerous.

#431

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He doesn't listen.

#432

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Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.

#433

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Mr Sutton, I cured you and you never thanked me.

#434

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For doing your job? I'm a garbage man.

#435

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For doing your job? I'm a garbage man.

#436

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How many times a day do I get thanked?

#437

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- Six. - You're off by about six.

#438

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- Six. - You're off by about six.

#439

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Twelve!

#440

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I see why Leon outfoxed you.

#441

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I see why Leon outfoxed you.

#442

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Stupid bird stole my hat.

#443

⇓

I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."

#444

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I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."

#445

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I don't see why it's such a big deal for you to say, "Hey, doc..."

#446

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Why'd he just walk away like that?

#447

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Uh-oh.

#448

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Don't move.

#449

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Don't move.

#450

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I gotta admit he looks pretty phat in your Kangol.

#451

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They're about to pick the numbers.

#452

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And remember that when we win, we win as a family.

#453

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And remember that when we win, we win as a family.

#454

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I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split.

#455

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I set aside 20 tickets for you and I to split.

#456

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Perfect.

#457

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Nurse Espinoza, Mr Foster's cough is worse and Dr Dorian's gone.

#458

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Nurse Espinoza, Mr Foster's cough is worse and Dr Dorian's gone.

#459

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Dr Reid's covering, but she's indisposed.

#460

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Dr Reid's covering, but she's indisposed.

#461

⇓

I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.

#462

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I'm about to become a millionaire. Call Dr Turk, he's the surgeon on-call.

#463

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You're missing out.

#464

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There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars.

#465

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There's plenty you could do with a hundred million dollars.

#466

⇓

Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot.

#467

⇓

Oh, come on. You gotta make that shot.

#468

⇓

Let me out of here! I will kill you!

#469

⇓

I'm watching the game.

#470

⇓

Sweetie, you want to get naughty?

#471

⇓

Sweetie, you want to get naughty?

#472

⇓

Come on. Do it. Do it.

#473

⇓

Come on. Do it. Do it.

#474

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I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game.

#475

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I can wait another day. Button up and watch the game.

#476

⇓

I gotta call my glass guy.

#477

⇓

I gotta call my glass guy.

#478

⇓

Mrs Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband.

#479

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Mrs Brown, I want you to know how sorry I am for kissing your husband.

#480

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We are two women who have been wronged and lied to,

#481

⇓

and the healthiest thing for us to do now,

#482

⇓

and the healthiest thing for us to do now,

#483

⇓

walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?

#484

⇓

walk away from each other with our dignity intact. Don't you agree?

#485

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Do you know what I do with whores?

#486

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I punch them in the face.

#487

⇓

I punch them in the face.

#488

⇓

Bring it, bitch.

#489

⇓

Bring it, bitch.

#490

⇓

Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?

#491

⇓

Dude, are you really gonna sit here all day just to thank your garbage man?

#492

⇓

Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Wanna wait with me?

#493

⇓

Jabbarie has been added to the hug schedule. Wanna wait with me?

#494

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I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago.

#495

⇓

I was supposed to be on-call five minutes ago.

#496

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This experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude.

#497

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This experience got me thinking about the nature of gratitude.

#498

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In the end...

#499

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Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man...

#500

⇓

Whether you're a doctor or a garbage man...

#501

⇓

Dorian, what are you doing?

#502

⇓

Sorry, sir.

#503

⇓

Sorry, sir.

#504

⇓

Sometimes I like to just sum things up.

#505

⇓

Well, allow me to do that for you.

#506

⇓

Well, allow me to do that for you.

#507

⇓

In the end, when Mr Foster started coughing up blood...

#508

⇓

In the end, when Mr Foster started coughing up blood...

#509

⇓

... the on-call surgeon was stuck in traffic...

#510

⇓

... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery...

#511

⇓

... the nursing staff was busy losing the lottery...

#512

⇓

... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man...

#513

⇓

... his original doctor was thanking a garbage man...

#514

⇓

... and the covering physician was incapacitated.

#515

⇓

... and the covering physician was incapacitated.

#516

⇓

And what was Mr Foster doing?

#517

⇓

And what was Mr Foster doing?

#518

⇓

He was dying in the hands of the interns.

#519

⇓

He was dying in the hands of the interns.

#520

⇓

How did I do, Dr Dorian?

#521

⇓

Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.

#522

⇓

Sorry I'm late. I got the keys to my Miata stuck in the cadaver.

#523

⇓

Cut to the chase there, pee pants.

#524

⇓

Mr Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,

#525

⇓

Mr Foster's death was the result of a pulmonary embolism,

#526

⇓

probably caused by the 21-hour flight from India.

#527

⇓

probably caused by the 21-hour flight from India.

#528

⇓

Dr Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan.

#529

⇓

Dr Flannery, the radiologist, should have caught it on the scan.

#530

⇓

Working from an inaccurate report,

#531

⇓

Working from an inaccurate report,

#532

⇓

there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr Foster from passing.

#533

⇓

there was nothing any of you could have done to prevent Mr Foster from passing.

#534

⇓

Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.

#535

⇓

Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.

#536

⇓

Which, I guess, leads us to you, Dr Flannery.

#537

⇓

After a day like today, there's only one thing you can do...

#538

⇓

After a day like today, there's only one thing you can do...

#539

⇓

To bad radiologists.

#540

⇓

Wait, wait. Let me get in on this.

#541

⇓

Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.

#542

⇓

Let's also have a toast to Mr Foster's widow and his fatherless kids.

#543

⇓

Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.

#544

⇓

Dr Cox, it wasn't our fault.

#545

⇓

No, because you were lucky.

#546

⇓

No, because you were lucky.

#547

⇓

You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults.

#548

⇓

You know as well as I do, it could have been any one of your faults.

#549

⇓

Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party.

#550

⇓

Congrats again. Have a... have a swell party.

#551

⇓

It's never easy when someone accuses you of screwing up,

#552

⇓

It's never easy when someone accuses you of screwing up,

#553

⇓

especially when you know it's true.

#554

⇓

especially when you know it's true.

#555

⇓

When that happens, you can't shrug it off,

#556

⇓

because in a hospital,

#557

⇓

because in a hospital,

#558

⇓

the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you.

#559

⇓

the best way to learn from your mistakes is to carry them with you.

#560

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#561

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