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Season 5, Episode 7 — My Way Home

Living with Elliot was certainly different.

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Living with Elliot was certainly different.

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Every inch of her apartment was filled with girly stuff.

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Every inch of her apartment was filled with girly stuff.

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There were lavender-scented candles...

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There were lavender-scented candles...

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... pink robes...

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... bath salts.

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... bath salts.

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It was awesome.

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It was awesome.

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My first day off in weeks. Only one thing could make it better.

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My first day off in weeks. Only one thing could make it better.

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Cranking up the Toto.

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Cranking up the Toto.

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(sings along to 'Africa' by Toto)

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(sings along to 'Africa' by Toto)

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Mango body butter?

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Mango body butter?

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Even though it sucks being paged by an intern,

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there was nothing I like more than riding my scooter, Sasha,

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there was nothing I like more than riding my scooter, Sasha,

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through puddles after a rain. And here comes a big one!

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through puddles after a rain. And here comes a big one!

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Where was I?

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You're not aware of any sort of odd underground canal system

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beneath the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.

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beneath the hospital, are you? I think I saw a manatee.

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- Was his name Julian? - We didn't exchange pleasantries.

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- Was his name Julian? - We didn't exchange pleasantries.

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That's Julian.

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Watch it, wet paint.

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Kelso's starting a line system to help people around.

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Kelso's starting a line system to help people around.

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Green's gonna go to the smokers' lounge, blue to the ICU,

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- yellow to all the exits. - What's red for?

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Sneaker painting.

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OK, I'm here. What's the emergency, Keith?

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Do you want Mr Fleming on unfractionated

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Do you want Mr Fleming on unfractionated

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or low molecular weight heparin?

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or low molecular weight heparin?

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They're the exact same thing. Every doctor here knows that.

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- Why would you page me? - Because I told him to.

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- Why would you page me? - Because I told him to.

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I know what you're thinking, Dorothy.

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I know what you're thinking, Dorothy.

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Why would I have your intern call you in on one of your very precious days off

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Why would I have your intern call you in on one of your very precious days off

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for something so trivial?

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The real question ought to be, why, when you were an intern,

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The real question ought to be, why, when you were an intern,

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did you call me time after time after time?

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did you call me time after time after time?

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So now, to commemorate the first of many unnecessary disruptions of your life,

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So now, to commemorate the first of many unnecessary disruptions of your life,

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I've invited Laverne's church choir here

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I've invited Laverne's church choir here

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to summarise my feelings in exuberant song.

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Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch

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Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch

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Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch

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Payback is a bitch Payback is a bitch

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It's just the beginning

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But it's payback Oh, it's payback

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But it's payback Oh, it's payback

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- Payback is a bitch - Payback

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- Payback is a bitch - Payback

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- Payback is a bitch - Payback

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- Payback is a bitch - Oh, Lord

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- Payback is a bitch - Oh, Lord

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Payback is a bitch

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(theme song)

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(theme song)

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I gotta get back home before anyone asks me to do stuff.

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Fat guy! Go, go, go! Move out! Move out!

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Fat guy! Go, go, go! Move out! Move out!

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Fat guy! Go, go, go! Move out! Move out!

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Thank you, fast food industry.

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Dorian, I need you to do the residents' call schedules for next month.

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Dorian, I need you to do the residents' call schedules for next month.

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Sir, I'm not even supposed to be here.

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Sir, I'm not even supposed to be here.

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Me neither, son. I was one of the most promising young shortstops

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Me neither, son. I was one of the most promising young shortstops

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ever to come out of Altoona, Pennsylvania.

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ever to come out of Altoona, Pennsylvania.

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Then came the Dominicans.

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Long story short, calling them all Pepe was apparently just racist enough

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Long story short, calling them all Pepe was apparently just racist enough

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to get me a ban from the Appalachian Rookie League.

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to get me a ban from the Appalachian Rookie League.

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Have the schedules on my desk by lunch.

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That's gonna be us someday.

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That's gonna be us someday.

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How does that not make you nervous? I mean, what if our kid's out of control?

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How does that not make you nervous? I mean, what if our kid's out of control?

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I was watching Webster last night.

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Webster got all into the pancake mix. I mean all into the pancake mix!

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Webster got all into the pancake mix. I mean all into the pancake mix!

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Oh, Turk, that's a stupid sitcom.

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Oh, Turk, that's a stupid sitcom.

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I mean, that's a sitcom.

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I mean, that's a sitcom.

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What if the second our baby's born, I start screwing things up?

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What if the second our baby's born, I start screwing things up?

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Oh, baby, I can't believe it!

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OK, either the heat in my office is broken

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or I drifted off and fantasised about Rudy Giuliani again.

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or I drifted off and fantasised about Rudy Giuliani again.

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He's not even sexy! Right, baby?

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He's not even sexy! Right, baby?

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- Rudy, don't stop. - Baby!

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- Rudy, don't stop. - Baby!

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Relax, she's only fantasizing 'cause you don't satisfy her.

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Relax, she's only fantasizing 'cause you don't satisfy her.

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Anyhoo, can someone take Jack for a minute?

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Anyhoo, can someone take Jack for a minute?

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- No problem! - Thank you.

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Come on. See, Turk? I'm great with kids.

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Come on. See, Turk? I'm great with kids.

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You don't have to check in as a parent until you to teach our son about sports.

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You don't have to check in as a parent until you to teach our son about sports.

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And satisfying women. 'Cause I know how to satisfy a woman, right?

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And satisfying women. 'Cause I know how to satisfy a woman, right?

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I'm sure you can.

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I'm sure you can.

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That's what I'm talking about.

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Done. And I am outta here.

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Done. And I am outta here.

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Damn it!

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Damn it!

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Keith, you've got to stop paging me for totally unimportant things.

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Keith, you've got to stop paging me for totally unimportant things.

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That man's chest cavity is completely open. I can see his heart beating.

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That man's chest cavity is completely open. I can see his heart beating.

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He sneezed and all his surgical staples popped out.

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Good page, Keith, good page!

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Good page, Keith, good page!

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OK, rocktors... That's my name for doctors who rock. Next patient.

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OK, rocktors... That's my name for doctors who rock. Next patient.

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Since her fellowship, Elliot loved that her interns

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saw her as an endocrinology expert.

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saw her as an endocrinology expert.

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Dr Reid, why would Mr Baum develop new onset diabetes

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Dr Reid, why would Mr Baum develop new onset diabetes

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and high blood pressure simultaneously?

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Well, as an endocrinology expert, in my expert opinion,

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Well, as an endocrinology expert, in my expert opinion,

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both can be expertly explained by an adenoma causing Cushing's syndrome.

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both can be expertly explained by an adenoma causing Cushing's syndrome.

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Hate to burst your bubble, Barbie,

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Hate to burst your bubble, Barbie,

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but your endocrinology fellowship lasted all of five days.

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but your endocrinology fellowship lasted all of five days.

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Granted, to you, five days may seem like an eternity,

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Granted, to you, five days may seem like an eternity,

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seeing as it's roughly five times as long as any

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of your pasty relationships have lasted,

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of your pasty relationships have lasted,

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but trust me, that hardly makes you an expert.

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but trust me, that hardly makes you an expert.

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Really? Because you never went to ass-face school,

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but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?

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but you seem to be an expert at that. Am I right?

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Here's some!

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You're going to high-five that? Big mistake!

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You're going to high-five that? Big mistake!

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I didn't know what I was high-fiving. I gotta stop doing that!

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I didn't know what I was high-fiving. I gotta stop doing that!

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- Did you eat my Mango body butter? - No.

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- Did you eat my Mango body butter? - No.

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I schmeared it on a bagel.

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I schmeared it on a bagel.

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Dr Kelso, what's up?

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Dr Kelso, what's up?

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I just heard that we're doing our first in-house heart transplant.

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I just heard that we're doing our first in-house heart transplant.

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I know you'll be objective in choosing which surgical resident assists,

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I know you'll be objective in choosing which surgical resident assists,

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but I also thought you might enjoy this commemorative Dr Kelso bobblehead.

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but I also thought you might enjoy this commemorative Dr Kelso bobblehead.

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Bobbleheads.

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You think you're gonna get bored with them, but you never do.

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Sir?

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Oh, Turkelton, you're still here.

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Oh, Turkelton, you're still here.

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Did you think you'd be the only surgeon to walk in here and try to bribe me?

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Did you think you'd be the only surgeon to walk in here and try to bribe me?

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Inflatable-five.

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Inflatable-five.

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None of you will be assisting because we still don't have a donor heart.

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None of you will be assisting because we still don't have a donor heart.

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Last night, Mr Bolger here was declared brain-dead.

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Last night, Mr Bolger here was declared brain-dead.

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We must convince his family to pull the plug and give us his heart.

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We must convince his family to pull the plug and give us his heart.

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Whichever one of you Benihana rejects pulls this off gets the operation.

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Whichever one of you Benihana rejects pulls this off gets the operation.

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Go!

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Go!

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My band has decided we're only singing songs from classic movies now.

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My band has decided we're only singing songs from classic movies now.

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Ted, I'm a little busy, OK? Toodles.

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Ted, I'm a little busy, OK? Toodles.

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Dr Reid, what are the possible cardiac complications to thyrotoxicosis?

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Dr Reid, what are the possible cardiac complications to thyrotoxicosis?

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Hold on. I just have to blow my nose.

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Hold on. I just have to blow my nose.

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Even though I was happy for Elliot the endocrinology expert,

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I still couldn't figure out how she knew so damn much.

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I still couldn't figure out how she knew so damn much.

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(all sing 'Maniac')

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(all sing 'Maniac')

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To answer your question, thyrotoxicosis can manifest with incessant tachycardia,

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To answer your question, thyrotoxicosis can manifest with incessant tachycardia,

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leading to a cardiomyopathy.

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(continue singing 'Maniac')

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(continue singing 'Maniac')

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(continue singing 'Maniac')

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Therefore, Mr Langley's pancreatitis is most likely secondary to gall stones.

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Therefore, Mr Langley's pancreatitis is most likely secondary to gall stones.

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Therefore, Mr Langley's pancreatitis is most likely secondary to gall stones.

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Wrong-o! Mr Langley's pancreatitis is most likely due

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Wrong-o! Mr Langley's pancreatitis is most likely due

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to type I familial hyperlipoproteinemia as demonstrated

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by the eruptive xanthomas on his Achilles tendon.

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by the eruptive xanthomas on his Achilles tendon.

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Interns, flee, now.

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Interns, flee, now.

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There is just no way you could have known that off the top

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There is just no way you could have known that off the top

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of your straw-covered scarecrow head.

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of your straw-covered scarecrow head.

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Hold on, I need to take a mental picture of your total humiliation.

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Hold on, I need to take a mental picture of your total humiliation.

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Got it.

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There are actually many things in life that I've yet to figure out,

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There are actually many things in life that I've yet to figure out,

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like why men wear cell phones on their belt

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like why men wear cell phones on their belt

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when they could so easily fit them in their pocket, millimetres away.

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when they could so easily fit them in their pocket, millimetres away.

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Or why, and I'm not complaining,

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Or why, and I'm not complaining,

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women wear tube tops even though every ten seconds it makes them to do this:

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women wear tube tops even though every ten seconds it makes them to do this:

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"Get back in there!"

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"Get back in there!"

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But, of all of my endless queries,

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the one thing I damn sure will figure out, and soon,

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the one thing I damn sure will figure out, and soon,

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is how you keep coming up with all these fancy-pants answers.

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is how you keep coming up with all these fancy-pants answers.

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It is, for all intents and purposes, like they're falling from the sky.

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It is, for all intents and purposes, like they're falling from the sky.

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She'll be all right. I wonder what's taking Jordan so long.

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She'll be all right. I wonder what's taking Jordan so long.

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Oh, my God! It's like 130 degrees in here!

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Oh, my God! It's like 130 degrees in here!

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I have got to get out of here!

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I think the silicon in my lips is expanding.

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I think the silicon in my lips is expanding.

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I gotta talk to the Bolgers about their son's heart, but I can't find them.

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I gotta talk to the Bolgers about their son's heart, but I can't find them.

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- They're in the doctors' lounge. - My God, Laverne, I love you.

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If any other surgeon asks about them, you send 'em someplace else.

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The cafeteria, the zoo, I don't care. I'm going to get my heart!

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The cafeteria, the zoo, I don't care. I'm going to get my heart!

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We're just not sure, Dr Turk.

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We're just not sure, Dr Turk.

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When an opportunity is slipping through their fingers,

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When an opportunity is slipping through their fingers,

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even a doctor can succumb to one of the basest human impulses.

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even a doctor can succumb to one of the basest human impulses.

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You know, I've donated an organ.

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They can lie.

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They can lie.

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See, my buddy, he was... he was sick, and so I gave him one of my kidneys.

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See, my buddy, he was... he was sick, and so I gave him one of my kidneys.

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But my son has only one heart.

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But my son has only one heart.

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But a short time after that,

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I donated my other kidney.

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I donated my other kidney.

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We're gonna check on our son.

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OK, the coast is clear. Just a few more steps and you're outta here.

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OK, the coast is clear. Just a few more steps and you're outta here.

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J.D., I need to talk to someone.

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- Here, take him. - What?

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- I'm not... - Come on.

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- I'm not... - Come on.

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Hey, wait! No!

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Dr Reid, our hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist,

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Dr Reid, our hospital lecture series is tonight and our psychologist,

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Dr Burk, had to cancel his talk on fear of public speaking.

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Dr Burk, had to cancel his talk on fear of public speaking.

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Why? Because he's afraid of speaking in public? Yeah.

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Why? Because he's afraid of speaking in public? Yeah.

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No. His depression finally got the best of him and he hung himself.

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No. His depression finally got the best of him and he hung himself.

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Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person

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Anyhoo, we need a speaker and Dr Cox suggested you'd be the perfect person

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for an intensive Q & A on endocrinology. Be in the classroom at six.

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for an intensive Q & A on endocrinology. Be in the classroom at six.

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for an intensive Q & A on endocrinology. Be in the classroom at six.

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And Barbie, say, if it's cold in there, you can just borrow my lab coat.

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And Barbie, say, if it's cold in there, you can just borrow my lab coat.

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It's super warm because I lined it with these.

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It's super warm because I lined it with these.

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J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!

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J.D., I have to admit this to somebody: I don't like kids!

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What? You're the most maternal person.

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I'm a nurse! I'm trained to fake it. I don't see what's so adorable.

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I'm a nurse! I'm trained to fake it. I don't see what's so adorable.

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"You made a poopie!" I'm supposed to be impressed?

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"You made a poopie!" I'm supposed to be impressed?

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There's a monkey at the zoo who can do that.

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There's a monkey at the zoo who can do that.

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When he's not playing with himself.

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If you don't want to have a baby, don't.

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If you don't want to have a baby, don't.

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But I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world.

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But I want to have a child with Turk more than anything in the world.

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It's crazy, but I'm a girl. That's how we roll. What am I gonna do?

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It's crazy, but I'm a girl. That's how we roll. What am I gonna do?

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I'm supposed to be the brave one.

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Dude, you gotta help me out.

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Dude, you gotta help me out.

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A hospital can sometimes feel like a magical place,

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where people's hopes and dreams are often far from ordinary.

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where people's hopes and dreams are often far from ordinary.

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Whether they're looking for brains, a heart or courage.

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Whether they're looking for brains, a heart or courage.

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As for me, I was just gonna keep on following that yellow line,

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As for me, I was just gonna keep on following that yellow line,

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and hope I'd eventually get back home.

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- So how was the zoo? - It was awesome.

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They had lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my! Hey there.

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They had lions and tigers and bears. Oh, my! Hey there.

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Dude, it was awful. I couldn't stop lying to them.

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Dude, it was awful. I couldn't stop lying to them.

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I only have two moves. If surgery goes well, the fake modest nod and wink.

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I only have two moves. If surgery goes well, the fake modest nod and wink.

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I only have two moves. If surgery goes well, the fake modest nod and wink.

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Now, if surgery goes bad and the guy dies,

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there's always the head-shake, sad walk-away.

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there's always the head-shake, sad walk-away.

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- Turk, Toto and I are going home. - Fine!

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- Turk, Toto and I are going home. - Fine!

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OK, I'll help.

#351

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OK, I'll help.

#352

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How do I tell these people they should let their son go?

#353

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Try and imagine what they're going through.

#354

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Try and imagine what they're going through.

#355

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I think about what it'll be like when you die.

#356

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I think about what it'll be like when you die.

#357

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I'm going first due to my diabetes.

#358

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And where do we meet up in heaven?

#359

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And where do we meet up in heaven?

#360

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At the milk shake pool on the lesbian cloud.

#361

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I'll see you there, player! I love religion.

#362

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If someone tried to pull the plug on you

#363

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If someone tried to pull the plug on you

#364

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without being honest, you know where they'd end up?

#365

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without being honest, you know where they'd end up?

#366

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Hell, watching The View.

#367

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Next to the high, unreachable cupcake table.

#368

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Next to the high, unreachable cupcake table.

#369

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After trying to get out of the hospital vertically,

#370

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After trying to get out of the hospital vertically,

#371

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I decided to go the horizontal route, hiding in a body bag.

#372

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I decided to go the horizontal route, hiding in a body bag.

#373

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Can you press "lobby" please?

#374

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Can you press "lobby" please?

#375

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Doug! Why are you hitting me?

#376

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I thought you were dead, coming back to life!

#377

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I thought you were dead, coming back to life!

#378

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- Then why were you hitting me? - Dead people should be dead!

#379

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- Then why were you hitting me? - Dead people should be dead!

#380

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- There you are! Come on. - No, no!

#381

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I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm going home!

#382

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I'm not even supposed to be here today! I'm going home!

#383

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So if I understand correctly, you left my only child

#384

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So if I understand correctly, you left my only child

#385

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with a creepy, borderline psychotic who hates everyone.

#386

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with a creepy, borderline psychotic who hates everyone.

#387

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That's different from leaving him with you?

#388

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That's different from leaving him with you?

#389

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- I have freckles. - Oil can. Oil can!

#390

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- Thank you. - Hey, you. Where's my son?

#391

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He's playing with the birds out on the ledge.

#392

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He's playing with the birds out on the ledge.

#393

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- What?! - I'm kidding!

#394

⇓

- What?! - I'm kidding!

#395

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Come on. He's green.

#396

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Come on.

#397

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The little nipper got ahold of a paint gun

#398

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when I was painting this line to the smokers' lounge.

#399

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when I was painting this line to the smokers' lounge.

#400

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I got halfway down.

#401

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I got halfway down.

#402

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You look familiar. You ever play ball in Pennsylvania?

#403

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You look familiar. You ever play ball in Pennsylvania?

#404

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You look familiar. You ever play ball in Pennsylvania?

#405

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Pepe?

#406

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Mr Bolger, look, before you throw me out of here...

#407

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Mr Bolger, look, before you throw me out of here...

#408

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I just want to apologise about earlier.

#409

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I just want to apologise about earlier.

#410

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I don't know what I was thinking.

#411

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I don't know what I was thinking.

#412

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But rest assured, from here on out,

#413

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whatever you ask me, I'll be completely honest with you.

#414

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whatever you ask me, I'll be completely honest with you.

#415

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Do you shave your head because you like the way it looks or you're going bald?

#416

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Do you shave your head because you like the way it looks or you're going bald?

#417

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Bald.

#418

⇓

OK, next question.

#419

⇓

OK, next question.

#420

⇓

Those topical treatments... Let's say I wasn't completely functional.

#421

⇓

Those topical treatments... Let's say I wasn't completely functional.

#422

⇓

Why are all the surgical residents being so relentless about my son's heart?

#423

⇓

Why are all the surgical residents being so relentless about my son's heart?

#424

⇓

Because whichever one of us convinces you to pull the plug

#425

⇓

Because whichever one of us convinces you to pull the plug

#426

⇓

and donate his heart gets to assist in the transplant.

#427

⇓

and donate his heart gets to assist in the transplant.

#428

⇓

You're talking about my son here.

#429

⇓

You're talking about my son here.

#430

⇓

And you don't even know him.

#431

⇓

And you don't even know him.

#432

⇓

What's his name?

#433

⇓

Ray.

#434

⇓

How you doing, Ray?

#435

⇓

Now ask me if I think it's the right thing to do,

#436

⇓

Now ask me if I think it's the right thing to do,

#437

⇓

even if you request that I don't assist.

#438

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Do you?

#439

⇓

Yes.

#440

⇓

I'm really sorry.

#441

⇓

There is no way I'm gonna pull this off!

#442

⇓

There is no way I'm gonna pull this off!

#443

⇓

I'm going to have a roomful of specialists

#444

⇓

I'm going to have a roomful of specialists

#445

⇓

firing questions at me. I'll be a bigger fraud than Barry Bonds!

#446

⇓

firing questions at me. I'll be a bigger fraud than Barry Bonds!

#447

⇓

You know he's an athlete of some kind. Just say something general.

#448

⇓

Still, I love it when Bonds wins at the game that he plays.

#449

⇓

You know how people become specialists?

#450

⇓

They obsess about the material over and over again

#451

⇓

They obsess about the material over and over again

#452

⇓

until it's lodged in their brains.

#453

⇓

That's exactly what you've been doing. Watch.

#454

⇓

That's exactly what you've been doing. Watch.

#455

⇓

Where's the closest page you've hidden around here?

#456

⇓

Where's the closest page you've hidden around here?

#457

⇓

You are good!

#458

⇓

All right, look.

#459

⇓

All right, look.

#460

⇓

What's the leading differential in an obese woman

#461

⇓

What's the leading differential in an obese woman

#462

⇓

suffering from amenorrhea and hirsutism?

#463

⇓

Polycystic ovaries. Oh, my God. I knew it! Up here!

#464

⇓

Polycystic ovaries. Oh, my God. I knew it! Up here!

#465

⇓

Dr Cox?

#466

⇓

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.

#467

⇓

Why aren't you freaking out? Look at him.

#468

⇓

Why aren't you freaking out? Look at him.

#469

⇓

Your kid's all green and slimy.

#470

⇓

I suppose it's because, when Jordan was pregnant,

#471

⇓

I suppose it's because, when Jordan was pregnant,

#472

⇓

I mentally prepared myself for her giving birth

#473

⇓

I mentally prepared myself for her giving birth

#474

⇓

to something green and... slimy.

#475

⇓

- Where is Jordan anyway? - The wicked witch of the east wing?

#476

⇓

- Where is Jordan anyway? - The wicked witch of the east wing?

#477

⇓

Help! I'm melting in here!

#478

⇓

Help! I'm melting in here!

#479

⇓

Anyone! Help! I'm melting!

#480

⇓

Anyone! Help! I'm melting!

#481

⇓

So he's green. Don't beat yourself up, Carla.

#482

⇓

So he's green. Don't beat yourself up, Carla.

#483

⇓

Come on. So far, on my watch, he's gotten stitches,

#484

⇓

Come on. So far, on my watch, he's gotten stitches,

#485

⇓

cut his own hair and eaten over four dollars in change.

#486

⇓

Honestly, if I ever need to feed the parking meter,

#487

⇓

I just check the diaper, don't I?

#488

⇓

I just check the diaper, don't I?

#489

⇓

You don't understand.

#490

⇓

I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy.

#491

⇓

I didn't dump him on the Janitor because I was busy.

#492

⇓

I dumped him because he was working my last nerve

#493

⇓

I dumped him because he was working my last nerve

#494

⇓

and I wanted to smush his face.

#495

⇓

I'm not meant for this.

#496

⇓

Carla, look at me and Jordan. You know how we hate everyone?

#497

⇓

Carla, look at me and Jordan. You know how we hate everyone?

#498

⇓

Yeah.

#499

⇓

Well, that goes doubly for children.

#500

⇓

Well, that goes doubly for children.

#501

⇓

True. They're loud, you can't understand them,

#502

⇓

True. They're loud, you can't understand them,

#503

⇓

they're like tiny cab drivers.

#504

⇓

But trust me,

#505

⇓

when you do have your own kid,

#506

⇓

when you do have your own kid,

#507

⇓

you won't feel that way.

#508

⇓

Yeah? What'll be different?

#509

⇓

Yeah? What'll be different?

#510

⇓

He'll be yours.

#511

⇓

He'll be yours.

#512

⇓

Sir, I was watching that.

#513

⇓

Why don't I tell you what happened?

#514

⇓

Why don't I tell you what happened?

#515

⇓

Philip gets Webster the dog despite George's objections.

#516

⇓

Philip gets Webster the dog despite George's objections.

#517

⇓

It was good. On your feet.

#518

⇓

They need you in the OR to assist on the heart transplant.

#519

⇓

They need you in the OR to assist on the heart transplant.

#520

⇓

The Bolgers said yes?

#521

⇓

The Bolgers said yes?

#522

⇓

Mr Bolger wanted you to have this.

#523

⇓

- His son's driver's license? - Turn it over.

#524

⇓

- His son's driver's license? - Turn it over.

#525

⇓

Every so often, a wizard comes and tells you what you need to hear.

#526

⇓

Every so often, a wizard comes and tells you what you need to hear.

#527

⇓

Seems like you had a heart all along.

#528

⇓

- Superior vena cava? - Right.

#529

⇓

- Superior vena cava? - Right.

#530

⇓

Yes!

#531

⇓

See? You had the brains all along.

#532

⇓

See? You had the brains all along.

#533

⇓

Trust me, Carla.

#534

⇓

When you do have your own kid,

#535

⇓

you're gonna find you had the courage to be a parent all along.

#536

⇓

you're gonna find you had the courage to be a parent all along.

#537

⇓

Thank you.

#538

⇓

Thank you.

#539

⇓

- Dorothy, you're going home, are you? - Yup.

#540

⇓

- Dorothy, you're going home, are you? - Yup.

#541

⇓

('Somewhere Over the Rainbow)

#542

⇓

('Somewhere Over the Rainbow)

#543

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#544

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#545

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