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Season 5, Episode 6 — My Missed Perception

Since my scooter was in the shop, I didn't know how I'd get to work,

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Since my scooter was in the shop, I didn't know how I'd get to work,

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but luckily, my neighbour, Ronald, lent me his ride.

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but luckily, my neighbour, Ronald, lent me his ride.

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Ronald's six.

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But I still got there in time to steal the guard's Arts & Leisure section.

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But I still got there in time to steal the guard's Arts & Leisure section.

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Hello!

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Hello!

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Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual.

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Around here, everyone has some sort of morning ritual.

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Getting help on the word jumble from your dyslexic tracheotomy patient...

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Getting help on the word jumble from your dyslexic tracheotomy patient...

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T-P-I-P-O-E.

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Pot pie.

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Save your voice, Marsha. Save it.

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Save your voice, Marsha. Save it.

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Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...

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Cursing out an innocent orderly over a stolen physical therapy tub...

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Damn it, you better find it! Physical therapy tubs don't disappear!

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Damn it, you better find it! Physical therapy tubs don't disappear!

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Or, for some, just a relaxing afternoon soak on the roof.

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Or, for some, just a relaxing afternoon soak on the roof.

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Come on. Let me in. This totally covers my boys.

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Come on. Let me in. This totally covers my boys.

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Try and get in here in that thing, I'll give you a four-storey atomic wedgie.

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Try and get in here in that thing, I'll give you a four-storey atomic wedgie.

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My eyes!

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My eyes!

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Yeah, it hurt.

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Yeah, it hurt.

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But when you accept the keys to the hog,

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you become a lifetime member of the danger club.

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you become a lifetime member of the danger club.

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Excuse me, fine ladies,

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Excuse me, fine ladies,

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but I've got lives to save.

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but I've got lives to save.

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- Ronald's gonna be mad. - He's six.

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- What's he gonna do? Kick my ass? - Again?

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- What's he gonna do? Kick my ass? - Again?

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Check this chart. Guy says he's been in pain for three months.

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Check this chart. Guy says he's been in pain for three months.

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For doctors, pain is complicated.

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Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race...

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Every patient handles it differently, depending on their race...

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Does what hurt?

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Does what hurt?

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... gender...

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I just bit the inside of my lip.

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Nothing has ever hurt so badly!

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... or even their sex life.

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... or even their sex life.

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Oh, yeah! That feels good!

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Oh, yeah! That feels good!

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Since there's no way to truly gauge how much pain someone's in,

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we have to rely on an archaic chart.

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we have to rely on an archaic chart.

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Mr Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart.

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Mr Peele, you're about a seven on the pain chart.

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Yep, you're a seven.

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Yep, you're a seven.

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What's a 10?

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That's a 10.

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(theme song)

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(theme song)

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After four years,

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I'm comfortable helping myself to the nurses' muffin basket.

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I'm comfortable helping myself to the nurses' muffin basket.

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Blueberry-cran-carrot-zucchini poppy-seed-chocolate-chip.

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Blueberry-cran-carrot-zucchini poppy-seed-chocolate-chip.

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All right, everybody.

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Last one here has to do a double shift this weekend!

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Last one here has to do a double shift this weekend!

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Keith, you just lost your weekend.

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Keith, you just lost your weekend.

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What? I totally beat Lisa!

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Call that androgynous husband

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Call that androgynous husband

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and tell him or her you're mine this weekend.

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But I feel like I edged out James.

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But I feel like I edged out James.

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We're not clear on the ground rules.

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We're not clear on the ground rules.

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The last one to touch my face. I'm not gonna like that.

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The last one to touch my bot... No, that's illegal.

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The last one to touch my bot... No, that's illegal.

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I'll just e-mail everyone. That's what I'll do.

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I'll just e-mail everyone. That's what I'll do.

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In this day, that's what you do. OK, over here.

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Guys, Mr Jenkins spent all night without being treated.

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Guys, Mr Jenkins spent all night without being treated.

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Now, I know he's homeless

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Now, I know he's homeless

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and smells like an obese man's two-sie.

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- Hey! - Sorry, thought you were dozing.

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- Hey! - Sorry, thought you were dozing.

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The thing is, it doesn't matter if he's homeless or some senile racist...

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The thing is, it doesn't matter if he's homeless or some senile racist...

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- Which people do I hate again? - Immigrants, Mr Bursick.

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- Which people do I hate again? - Immigrants, Mr Bursick.

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You hate all immigrants.

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- And why do I hate? - I don't have time, Mr Bursick.

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- And why do I hate? - I don't have time, Mr Bursick.

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Guys, if I give you a patient,

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Guys, if I give you a patient,

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I expect you to work your butts off for him.

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I expect you to work your butts off for him.

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And P.S., Mr Jenkins is a Vietnam vet.

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And P.S., Mr Jenkins is a Vietnam vet.

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So let's take care of him like he took care of our nation.

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So let's take care of him like he took care of our nation.

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Get out of here!

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That's how you light a fire under their butts. Some inspiration!

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That's how you light a fire under their butts. Some inspiration!

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Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking.

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Too much talking, too much talking, too much talking, too much talking.

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Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?

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Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?

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Why did you order a BMP test on my patient, Mrs Wilk, last night?

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- Because she's my patient. - Interesting,

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- seeing as I admitted her. - And I treated her last night.

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- seeing as I admitted her. - And I treated her last night.

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- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.

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- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.

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- Dr Dorian, why do I hate all? - They're stealing all of our jobs.

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Stealing all of our jobs.

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Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs Wilk.

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Perry, we spent an equal amount of time with Mrs Wilk.

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Seeing as we're both attendings, i.e. "equals,"

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Seeing as we're both attendings, i.e. "equals,"

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why don't we let her decide who her doctor is, huh?

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Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,

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Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,

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Or we could skip the day trip to Unnecessary-land,

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and instead, simply concede that Mrs Wilk is my patient

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and instead, simply concede that Mrs Wilk is my patient

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and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals.

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and that, while we are both attendings, we are in no way equals.

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We are, in fact, not equals. We are... unequals.

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We are, in fact, not equals. We are... unequals.

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- I choose Dr Dorian. - Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

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I don't even believe it! I don't believe it-lieve it-lieve it!

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I don't even believe it! I don't believe it-lieve it-lieve it!

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Yes! I'm shaking! Look at this! It's crazy-talk!

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Yes! I'm shaking! Look at this! It's crazy-talk!

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He played hearts with me all night.

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You're a very strange man, aren't you?

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I was a preemie.

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I was a preemie.

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Mr Peele, I have run every test,

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and I cannot find any medical reason for your pain.

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and I cannot find any medical reason for your pain.

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Then Elliot did what every good doctor does when they're truly stumped.

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Then Elliot did what every good doctor does when they're truly stumped.

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- She pawned him off. - I've called a surgical consult.

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- She pawned him off. - I've called a surgical consult.

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Help has arrived! Help has arrived.

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Help has arrived! Help has arrived.

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Turkelton.

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And then Turk said what every surgeon says when he's not sure what to do.

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And then Turk said what every surgeon says when he's not sure what to do.

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Mind if I slice you open?

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Mind if I slice you open?

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Uncool!

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Uncool!

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OK, listen up, everyone!

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OK, listen up, everyone!

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I'm sure you all got the flier I made reminding everyone of the staff picture.

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I'm sure you all got the flier I made reminding everyone of the staff picture.

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I need to know by a show of hands

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I need to know by a show of hands

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how many of you aren't gonna be able to make it.

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Oh, come on!

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Oh, come on!

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Aren't you guys embarrassed by our last three staff pictures?

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Aren't you guys embarrassed by our last three staff pictures?

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Laverne, I'm gonna need a little of your church enthusiasm to help sell this.

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Laverne, I'm gonna need a little of your church enthusiasm to help sell this.

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Damn it, everyone! We are a family!

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A family, people!

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A family, people!

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- And I know we love each other. - Love's all we've got!

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- And I know we love each other. - Love's all we've got!

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So can't we just take 10 minutes from our day to take a real staff photo?

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So can't we just take 10 minutes from our day to take a real staff photo?

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Yes, we can!

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Yes, we can!

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- Tambourine's a little much. - Carla, I don't photograph well.

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- Tambourine's a little much. - Carla, I don't photograph well.

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On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.

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On my driver's license, I look like Gary Busey.

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They say the same thing about me.

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They say the same thing about me.

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See ya later, Elliot.

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See ya later, Elliot.

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I am gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.

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I am gonna let Big Bob here give the first excuse.

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- Blah, blah, blah. I'm not doing it. - I'm caught on his collar!

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- Blah, blah, blah. I'm not doing it. - I'm caught on his collar!

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This picture is happening!

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No, it's not.

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Oh, what do you know, mop jock?

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I've predicted a couple things:

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I've predicted a couple things:

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The kitchen fire of '97, the kitchen fire of '98,

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The kitchen fire of '97, the kitchen fire of '98,

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the arson conviction of Luis the cook,

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and the termination of the hospital's "Convicts-to-Cooks" program.

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and the termination of the hospital's "Convicts-to-Cooks" program.

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The bottom line, not gonna happen.

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The bottom line, not gonna happen.

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Not gonna happen! No, not gonna happen!

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Not gonna happen! No, not gonna happen!

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Not gonna happ...

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Not gonna happ...

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By the way, I... I won't be at the picture either.

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By the way, I... I won't be at the picture either.

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You'll be there. You'll all be there.

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You'll be there. You'll all be there.

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Hello!

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Hello!

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If you're wondering what a "Thank you for being my doctor" card looks like,

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If you're wondering what a "Thank you for being my doctor" card looks like,

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it looks a little something like this.

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"Happy anniversary, gals"?

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"Happy anniversary, gals"?

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Oops. This one's for my Aunt Judy and her lady friend.

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Oops. This one's for my Aunt Judy and her lady friend.

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- Must've grabbed the wrong card. - Newbie...

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Right, your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry.

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Right, your imaginary warning light. Don't be mad, Perry.

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This day was bound to come. I've studied you.

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This day was bound to come. I've studied you.

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I've taken your best qualities and my best,

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I've taken your best qualities and my best,

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and I've combined them into something even better.

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Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined

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Much the way that iced tea and lemonade were joined

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to become an Arnold Palmer.

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to become an Arnold Palmer.

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Incidentally, has anyone ever done less to become famous?

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I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together."

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I mean, "Yay for me! I mixed two drinks together."

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Arnold Palmer is a golfer.

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Arnold Palmer is a golfer.

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I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul. "Dear..."

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I'm sure he has lots of hobbies, Perry. The man's a drink mogul. "Dear..."

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In a hospital, even the best of moods

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can be ruined simply by somebody handing you a chart.

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can be ruined simply by somebody handing you a chart.

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Do you have any family, Mrs Wilk?

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No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.

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No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.

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No. I was married twice. Divorced one, the other died.

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Wrong one died.

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Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.

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Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.

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Look, Mrs Wilk, you have something called systemic amyloidosis.

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Now, it's in your liver now, but it'll eventually shut down all your organs.

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Now, it's in your liver now, but it'll eventually shut down all your organs.

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There is a treatment, but it's very invasive and, at best,

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There is a treatment, but it's very invasive and, at best,

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it'll just give you a little more time.

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it'll just give you a little more time.

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- Well, I've had a great life, so... - Say no more.

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I'm gonna take amazing care of you.

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OK.

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- How's it going today? - Crappy.

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- How's it going today? - Crappy.

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I had to tell an old lady she's dying. You?

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OK. Elliot turfed this chronic pain patient to me.

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OK. Elliot turfed this chronic pain patient to me.

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I have no idea what's wrong, so I have to do exploratory surgery.

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I have no idea what's wrong, so I have to do exploratory surgery.

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I always wondered what exploratory surgery was like.

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I always wondered what exploratory surgery was like.

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I've made the first incision.

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I've made the first incision.

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I'm going in.

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Nurse, hat!

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Colon. Why'd it have to be the colon?

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Colon. Why'd it have to be the colon?

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Removing the golden tumour.

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Ladies...

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They knew the risks.

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They knew the risks.

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Watch out for colon darts.

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Where's the donut truck?

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Where's the donut truck?

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I got paged there was a donut truck out here.

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I got paged there was a handbag sale.

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I got paged there was a handbag sale.

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Where's the booby-touching booth?

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Weird. Like everyone was lured by the thing they want most.

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Weird. Like everyone was lured by the thing they want most.

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Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked.

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Hey, you're not getting your ass kicked.

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Hold the phone! Look!

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Hold the phone! Look!

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Bleachers!

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Ladder!

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Ladder!

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Bucket of combs!

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She's trying to take the picture. Scatter!

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She's trying to take the picture. Scatter!

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Nobody move! Laverne, door!

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Nobody's getting past here, baby!

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Nobody's getting past here, baby!

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OK, everybody. One, two...

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And three.

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And three.

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What are you doing here?

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Mrs Wilk was asking me questions

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that I actually thought would be best answered by you.

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that I actually thought would be best answered by you.

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Why did that sweaty attorney ask me if my affairs were in order?

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Why did that sweaty attorney ask me if my affairs were in order?

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Because I wanted to make sure that you're as comfortable as possible.

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Because I wanted to make sure that you're as comfortable as possible.

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- As comfortable as possible? For what? - I'm going to sit for this.

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- As comfortable as possible? For what? - I'm going to sit for this.

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For the place that you're going.

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The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...

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The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...

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The big puffy clouds, bright lights, all your old friends...

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- Seattle? - No, no, no. Not Seattle.

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The... You know, the "dying peacefully" place.

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The... You know, the "dying peacefully" place.

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- What are you talking about? - Now, I'm going to stand.

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- What are you talking about? - Now, I'm going to stand.

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This morning, you told me you'd had a great life.

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Exactly. And I'd like to continue it.

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Exactly. And I'd like to continue it.

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This is just a misunderstanding. Sorry. Tell her it's a misunderstanding.

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This is just a misunderstanding. Sorry. Tell her it's a misunderstanding.

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He's tried to kill before.

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He's tried to kill before.

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In a hospital, the words "I'm sorry" can mean a lot of different things.

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In a hospital, the words "I'm sorry" can mean a lot of different things.

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So, the surgery went fine.

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So, the surgery went fine.

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Unfortunately, I didn't find any medical reason for your pain.

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Unfortunately, I didn't find any medical reason for your pain.

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It can mean, "I'm giving up on you."

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I'm sorry.

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It can mean you're not sorry at all.

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It can mean you're not sorry at all.

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Sorry your picture didn't come out.

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Sorry your picture didn't come out.

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Yeah.

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And, sometimes, "I'm sorry" can mean your services are no longer needed.

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And, sometimes, "I'm sorry" can mean your services are no longer needed.

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I'm sorry, Dr Dorian.

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So you gave her the old death sentence, did ya?

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So you gave her the old death sentence, did ya?

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In the business, we call that a rookie mistake, but thanks for playing.

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In the business, we call that a rookie mistake, but thanks for playing.

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Who the hell's responsible for this?

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Not even my giant mouthful of apple-pear-orange-banana-cherry-berry

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Not even my giant mouthful of apple-pear-orange-banana-cherry-berry

#361

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could lift my depression about losing my patient.

#362

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could lift my depression about losing my patient.

#363

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Hand over your stethoscope.

#364

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What?

#365

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In victory, I get your stethoscope. It's a trophy.

#366

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Back in olden times, I'd have made a necklace out of your teeth.

#367

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I find this highly unprofessional.

#368

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I find this highly unprofessional.

#369

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Now, I'm going to check on Mr Jenkins, your war hero.

#370

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Now, I'm going to check on Mr Jenkins, your war hero.

#371

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I feel he, too, deserves a competent doctor.

#372

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I feel he, too, deserves a competent doctor.

#373

⇓

In fact, I'm gonna take all of your patients.

#374

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And consequently,

#375

⇓

And consequently,

#376

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your only reason for getting out of that lacy, over-pillowed,

#377

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four-poster virgin cocoon you call a bed every morning.

#378

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Gotta get Mrs Wilk back.

#379

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Who gave her a shade remote?

#380

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I didn't even know we had shade remotes.

#381

⇓

I didn't even know we had shade remotes.

#382

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Either your picture didn't come out, or we're full of vampire doctors.

#383

⇓

Either your picture didn't come out, or we're full of vampire doctors.

#384

⇓

Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?

#385

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Vampire doctors? How did he hear about my screenplay?

#386

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I don't know why you did it, but I know it was you.

#387

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I don't know why you did it, but I know it was you.

#388

⇓

- How? - Because it's always you.

#389

⇓

It's not always me!

#390

⇓

It's not always me!

#391

⇓

Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes?

#392

⇓

Who the hell put tiny wheels on my shoes?

#393

⇓

That's his fault. He took a nap in the lounge.

#394

⇓

Why would you ruin this for me? I didn't even ask you to be there!

#395

⇓

Why would you ruin this for me? I didn't even ask you to be there!

#396

⇓

Imagine that.

#397

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I've been here 13 years, and I don't rate as part of the family.

#398

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I've been here 13 years, and I don't rate as part of the family.

#399

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Did you want to be in the picture?

#400

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No. It's just... I don't... Who... It's...

#401

⇓

No. It's just... I don't... Who... It's...

#402

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I gotta go.

#403

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I actually love these.

#404

⇓

I actually love these.

#405

⇓

Miss Brooks, your blood work looks fine.

#406

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Miss Brooks, your blood work looks fine.

#407

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But I'd like to take one more sample, just for me.

#408

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But I'd like to take one more sample, just for me.

#409

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You taste a little anaemic. Get that down to the lab, buddy.

#410

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You taste a little anaemic. Get that down to the lab, buddy.

#411

⇓

- Right away, Dr Acula. - It's what they call me.

#412

⇓

- Right away, Dr Acula. - It's what they call me.

#413

⇓

How you doing?

#414

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The end.

#415

⇓

So Dr Acula is a doctor and a vampire?

#416

⇓

So Dr Acula is a doctor and a vampire?

#417

⇓

He's both. And at the very end,

#418

⇓

He's both. And at the very end,

#419

⇓

I'm gonna put "Dr Acula" across the screen,

#420

⇓

I'm gonna put "Dr Acula" across the screen,

#421

⇓

take that period, get it out of there,

#422

⇓

squish it together, it'll say "Dracula."

#423

⇓

squish it together, it'll say "Dracula."

#424

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That is an awesome ending!

#425

⇓

That is an awesome ending!

#426

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Thank you for telling me what I already know, Turk.

#427

⇓

Frick! It's Mrs Peele! One of us has to talk to her.

#428

⇓

Frick! It's Mrs Peele! One of us has to talk to her.

#429

⇓

First one to chug their Slushee is off the hook. Come on! Here we go!

#430

⇓

First one to chug their Slushee is off the hook. Come on! Here we go!

#431

⇓

Brain freeze!

#432

⇓

Brain freeze!

#433

⇓

Why is my husband being discharged?

#434

⇓

Look, Mrs Peele, we really could not...

#435

⇓

Look, Mrs Peele, we really could not...

#436

⇓

Turk, come on!

#437

⇓

Turk, come on!

#438

⇓

It's so cold!

#439

⇓

Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,

#440

⇓

Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,

#441

⇓

Mrs Peele, even though Dr Turk is incapacitated by his beverage,

#442

⇓

he is a fantastic surgeon.

#443

⇓

And he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor...

#444

⇓

And he didn't find anything. And I am a great doctor...

#445

⇓

...and I didn't either.

#446

⇓

...and I didn't either.

#447

⇓

Don't you think that maybe the pain could all be in his head?

#448

⇓

Don't you think that maybe the pain could all be in his head?

#449

⇓

Last week, we were all watching TV

#450

⇓

Last week, we were all watching TV

#451

⇓

and he was in too much pain to get up and use the bathroom,

#452

⇓

so he soiled himself on the couch right in front of our son.

#453

⇓

so he soiled himself on the couch right in front of our son.

#454

⇓

How do you explain that?

#455

⇓

Maybe there was a good game on television.

#456

⇓

Probably not.

#457

⇓

My screenplay!

#458

⇓

My screenplay!

#459

⇓

Hey, sport!

#460

⇓

You just lit your pipe on my title page.

#461

⇓

I heard Mrs Wilk gave you the axe.

#462

⇓

I heard Mrs Wilk gave you the axe.

#463

⇓

She said, "I've led a great life,"

#464

⇓

She said, "I've led a great life,"

#465

⇓

and every doctor knows that's code for "I'm ready to die."

#466

⇓

How old do you think I am, Dorian?

#467

⇓

How old do you think I am, Dorian?

#468

⇓

There's no way to answer and not get in trouble. Change the subject.

#469

⇓

There's no way to answer and not get in trouble. Change the subject.

#470

⇓

Sir, I would be honoured if you and Enid would join me on Sunday

#471

⇓

Sir, I would be honoured if you and Enid would join me on Sunday

#472

⇓

for some homemade jambalaya.

#473

⇓

Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.

#474

⇓

Well, it would be good for Enid to get out of the house.

#475

⇓

My God! He's thinking about it. Change the subject back!

#476

⇓

My God! He's thinking about it. Change the subject back!

#477

⇓

You're 78, sir.

#478

⇓

You're 78, sir.

#479

⇓

- You think I'm that old? - Jambalaya.

#480

⇓

- I'm 57, numbnuts. - Really?

#481

⇓

- I'm 57, numbnuts. - Really?

#482

⇓

- I know they say 57 is the new 40... - Who?

#483

⇓

- I know they say 57 is the new 40... - Who?

#484

⇓

...but it seems all people see when they look in my direction is some old guy.

#485

⇓

...but it seems all people see when they look in my direction is some old guy.

#486

⇓

I was in the mall hanging out at Brookstone

#487

⇓

and some kid asked me if I was lost.

#488

⇓

Brookstone. Were you looking for gadgets, sir?

#489

⇓

Brookstone. Were you looking for gadgets, sir?

#490

⇓

If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, then yeah.

#491

⇓

If that's what you call trolling for mall ass, then yeah.

#492

⇓

The point is, you think Mrs Wilk is old enough to die.

#493

⇓

The point is, you think Mrs Wilk is old enough to die.

#494

⇓

I'm betting she doesn't agree.

#495

⇓

How am I supposed to know the Janitor has feelings?

#496

⇓

How am I supposed to know the Janitor has feelings?

#497

⇓

We should've believed Mr Peele.

#498

⇓

It's not like somebody poos their pants for no reason.

#499

⇓

It's not like somebody poos their pants for no reason.

#500

⇓

- Turk did that in college on a bet. - Carla did not know that story.

#501

⇓

- Turk did that in college on a bet. - Carla did not know that story.

#502

⇓

Thank you.

#503

⇓

Sometimes when you're feeling guilty, it's a storm cloud over your head.

#504

⇓

Sometimes when you're feeling guilty, it's a storm cloud over your head.

#505

⇓

I knew there was only one way to make the guilt storm go away.

#506

⇓

I knew there was only one way to make the guilt storm go away.

#507

⇓

Mrs Wilk, I'm sorry.

#508

⇓

Mrs Wilk, I'm sorry.

#509

⇓

Mrs Wilk, I just wanted to say I was wrong

#510

⇓

Mrs Wilk, I just wanted to say I was wrong

#511

⇓

to think you wouldn't want to try every possible treatment there is

#512

⇓

to think you wouldn't want to try every possible treatment there is

#513

⇓

to avoid, you know...

#514

⇓

...the place with...

#515

⇓

...the place with...

#516

⇓

You know, there's clouds and the Space Needle...

#517

⇓

You know, there's clouds and the Space Needle...

#518

⇓

Seattle.

#519

⇓

Yes, you were.

#520

⇓

Yes, you were.

#521

⇓

But thank you.

#522

⇓

You're welcome.

#523

⇓

You got a lot of pluck for an older gal.

#524

⇓

You got a lot of pluck for an older gal.

#525

⇓

How old do you think I am?

#526

⇓

Jambalaya!

#527

⇓

Jambalaya!

#528

⇓

There are a lot of ways to make amends.

#529

⇓

It can be as simple as including someone...

#530

⇓

It can be as simple as including someone...

#531

⇓

Hey.

#532

⇓

I want you to be in the picture.

#533

⇓

- I thought you were trying to kill me. - I fought the urge.

#534

⇓

- OK. - Thanks.

#535

⇓

... or as complicated as committing to a difficult journey.

#536

⇓

... or as complicated as committing to a difficult journey.

#537

⇓

Mr Peele, we believe your pain's real.

#538

⇓

Mr Peele, we believe your pain's real.

#539

⇓

And you're not going anywhere until we figure it out.

#540

⇓

And you're not going anywhere until we figure it out.

#541

⇓

Thank you.

#542

⇓

The important thing is to regain the respect of your peers.

#543

⇓

The important thing is to regain the respect of your peers.

#544

⇓

Say, Newbie, I... I gotta hand it to you.

#545

⇓

Say, Newbie, I... I gotta hand it to you.

#546

⇓

It took the heart of a lion to apologise to Mrs Wilk like that.

#547

⇓

Thank you.

#548

⇓

Thank you.

#549

⇓

It took the incompetence of a bewildered jackass

#550

⇓

to make that error to begin with.

#551

⇓

to make that error to begin with.

#552

⇓

You never make assumptions based on your own perceptions.

#553

⇓

You never make assumptions based on your own perceptions.

#554

⇓

- Just never do it. - Really?

#555

⇓

You've been spending time treating my guy, Mr Jenkins?

#556

⇓

You've been spending time treating my guy, Mr Jenkins?

#557

⇓

He's a veteran. He deserves as much.

#558

⇓

He's just a homeless guy.

#559

⇓

He's just a homeless guy.

#560

⇓

I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys.

#561

⇓

I made up the war veteran story to motivate my boys.

#562

⇓

But, what are you gonna do?

#563

⇓

Oh, come on. You've gotten me like 100 times.

#564

⇓

Oh, come on. You've gotten me like 100 times.

#565

⇓

I finally got you once. It was bound to happen, right?

#566

⇓

I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.

#567

⇓

I see your point. Kindly blow it out your ass.

#568

⇓

- How did you get them to come down? - Fear.

#569

⇓

- How did you get them to come down? - Fear.

#570

⇓

OK, everybody.

#571

⇓

One, two, three!

#572

⇓

One, two, three!

#573

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#574

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#575

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