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Season 5, Episode 9 — My Half-Acre

(drums play)

#1

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What's going on?

#2

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We're putting together an air band for that contest.

#3

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We're putting together an air band for that contest.

#4

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Someone's gotta win water park tickets. Might as well be us.

#5

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Someone's gotta win water park tickets. Might as well be us.

#6

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Slammin' solo, but I have to ask, how's things with the drug problem?

#7

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Slammin' solo, but I have to ask, how's things with the drug problem?

#8

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Three days sober.

#9

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Three days sober.

#10

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Excellence.

#11

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OK. We'll be in touch.

#12

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OK. We'll be in touch.

#13

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Well, Mrs Nickels, it was an honour being your doctor.

#14

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Well, Mrs Nickels, it was an honour being your doctor.

#15

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Oh, you're such a nice young man.

#16

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I'd love to set you up with my grandniece.

#17

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I'd love to set you up with my grandniece.

#18

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Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates.

#19

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Oh, thank you. I'm not big on blind dates.

#20

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I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that.

#21

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I haven't hit it in a while, but there's good reason for that.

#22

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Two good reasons: Face and personality.

#23

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Sticks and stones may break my bones...

#24

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Sticks and stones may break my bones...

#25

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But words will hurt forever.

#26

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But words will hurt forever.

#27

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For me to be set up with your niece,

#28

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I'd need to know a lot more about her.

#29

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I'd need to know a lot more about her.

#30

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She's single.

#31

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My blind date should be here.

#32

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I gotta thank Mrs Nickels for setting this up.

#33

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I gotta thank Mrs Nickels for setting this up.

#34

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Oh, Mrs Nickels, you blue-haired bitch.

#35

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Oh, Mrs Nickels, you blue-haired bitch.

#36

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Wait. She's veering off.

#37

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Phew.

#38

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Phew.

#39

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OK, Mrs Nickels. Your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing.

#40

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OK, Mrs Nickels. Your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing.

#41

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OK, Mrs Nickels. Your new hip is on the house because this girl is amazing.

#42

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And yet there's something so accessible about her.

#43

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And yet there's something so accessible about her.

#44

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I wonder what it is.

#45

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I wonder what it is.

#46

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I'm gonna have the carrot cake.

#47

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I'm gonna have the carrot cake.

#48

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So she was a bit of a klutz.

#49

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So she was a bit of a klutz.

#50

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Did you see that? Please say no.

#51

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Did you see that? Please say no.

#52

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No.

#53

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From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever.

#54

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From that moment on, it was the greatest date ever.

#55

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We had so much in common.

#56

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I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I wish I was a wizard

#57

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I ride a scooter, I love Harry Potter so much I wish I was a wizard

#58

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and I've hated sports since I was a kid.

#59

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and I've hated sports since I was a kid.

#60

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Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?

#61

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Me too! Do you ever, like, drift off and have weird fantasies?

#62

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Sometimes.

#63

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Want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee

#64

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Want me to see if they'll give us some more coffee

#65

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or want to just call it a night?

#66

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And then she gave the world's best answer.

#67

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And then she gave the world's best answer.

#68

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Neither.

#69

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Neither.

#70

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J.D., you home?

#71

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My roommate. Back in one second.

#72

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My roommate. Back in one second.

#73

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So I guess your date sucked, huh?

#74

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So I guess your date sucked, huh?

#75

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Why don't you ask her if our date sucked? She's in my room.

#76

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Why don't you ask her if our date sucked? She's in my room.

#77

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Twenty bucks says you blow it in five minutes.

#78

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Unlikely, 'cause what's waiting for me in my room

#79

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Unlikely, 'cause what's waiting for me in my room

#80

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is what's known in football terms as a slam dunk.

#81

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is what's known in football terms as a slam dunk.

#82

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One Mississippi. Two Mississippi...

#83

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One Mississippi. Two Mississippi...

#84

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It's late. I gotta go. I have a dog and a fish.

#85

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It's late. I gotta go. I have a dog and a fish.

#86

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I have to feed them and walk them and stuff. I'm Julie. Hi.

#87

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I have to feed them and walk them and stuff. I'm Julie. Hi.

#88

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I was Elliot.

#89

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Twenty bucks, please.

#90

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Twenty bucks, please.

#91

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Double or nothing. Bet you I can jump from this couch to the counter.

#92

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Double or nothing. Bet you I can jump from this couch to the counter.

#93

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Check it. Eagle!

#94

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Check it. Eagle!

#95

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Pay me in the morning.

#96

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Pay me in the morning.

#97

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(theme song)

#98

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(theme song)

#99

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Why would Julie take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her.

#100

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Why would Julie take off like that? I'll bet you my body intimidated her.

#101

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That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.

#102

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That's it. I am selling that Bowflex on Craigslist.

#103

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I'm sure you said something that sucked the romance out of the moment.

#104

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I'm sure you said something that sucked the romance out of the moment.

#105

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You used to do that when we were dating.

#106

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You used to do that when we were dating.

#107

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Like when?

#108

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Are you getting thicker? You feel a little thicker.

#109

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Are you getting thicker? You feel a little thicker.

#110

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What?

#111

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I may have told her that she smells like my mom.

#112

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I may have told her that she smells like my mom.

#113

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Which, by the way, I still maintain is a compliment.

#114

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- What are you talking about? - Well, J.D. Has this...

#115

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- What are you talking about? - Well, J.D. Has this...

#116

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Already bored.

#117

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Already bored.

#118

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Look! Will you say goodbye to Jack? I have to drop him off.

#119

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Look! Will you say goodbye to Jack? I have to drop him off.

#120

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Bye, little man.

#121

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Bye, little man.

#122

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Perry, this is your son, not a rescued pit bull. Give him a kiss.

#123

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Perry, this is your son, not a rescued pit bull. Give him a kiss.

#124

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Jordan, he's starting to look like a guy

#125

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and I'm just not real big on kissing guys.

#126

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and I'm just not real big on kissing guys.

#127

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When my father showed me affection,

#128

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When my father showed me affection,

#129

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he'd purposely miss when he threw bottles at my head.

#130

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You are gonna be a much better dad than your dad was.

#131

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You are gonna be a much better dad than your dad was.

#132

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Now give him a proper goodbye.

#133

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Now give him a proper goodbye.

#134

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Son, always a pleasure.

#135

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Son, always a pleasure.

#136

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No more kissing!

#137

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You're crazy!

#138

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You're crazy!

#139

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That's right. He is.

#140

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I don't understand. Why wouldn't you kiss him?

#141

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I don't understand. Why wouldn't you kiss him?

#142

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Stay out of it, Carla.

#143

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- Stay out of what? - He won't kiss his son.

#144

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- Stay out of what? - He won't kiss his son.

#145

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What is wrong with you?

#146

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Hate to disappoint, but my quota for women

#147

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Hate to disappoint, but my quota for women

#148

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who bug the bejesus out of me has been met for a billion years.

#149

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who bug the bejesus out of me has been met for a billion years.

#150

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Now, Mrs Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan.

#151

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Now, Mrs Wilk, you have developed an allergy to melphalan.

#152

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I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue.

#153

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I've come up with a new regimen that will enable us to continue.

#154

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OK.

#155

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Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in

#156

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Oh, I think he described all the extra effort he put in

#157

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so you'd tell him what an amazing doctor he is.

#158

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Now you've told me, it won't sound sincere.

#159

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He won't care.

#160

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Dr Cox, you're amazing.

#161

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Dr Cox, you're amazing.

#162

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It's just my job.

#163

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It's just my job.

#164

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Well, thanks for coming to the audition in costume.

#165

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Well, thanks for coming to the audition in costume.

#166

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Well, thanks for coming to the audition in costume.

#167

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What costume?

#168

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Somethin' funny?

#169

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Dude, I just came up with the perfect name for your band: Mercy Flush.

#170

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Dude, I just came up with the perfect name for your band: Mercy Flush.

#171

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Do you think this is easy?

#172

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Do you think this is easy?

#173

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I don't know what it is, but he's got it.

#174

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- He's going to be trouble. - I know.

#175

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But he's so damn talented.

#176

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But he's so damn talented.

#177

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I'd convinced Julie to meet me

#178

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by explaining that my comment was a miscommunication.

#179

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by explaining that my comment was a miscommunication.

#180

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I wasn't saying you smelled like my mom. I was saying you smelled like Mu-Mum.

#181

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I wasn't saying you smelled like my mom. I was saying you smelled like Mu-Mum.

#182

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It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.

#183

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It's an exotic flower that's indigenous to the hills of Costa Rica.

#184

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God, I feel so stupid.

#185

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God, I feel so stupid.

#186

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Hugsies.

#187

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Oh, Mommy.

#188

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Oh, Mommy.

#189

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- See you later. - Yes.

#190

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OK.

#191

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OK.

#192

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Oh, gosh.

#193

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- Oh, my God! - Oh, gosh! Oh, here.

#194

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- Oh, my God! - Oh, gosh! Oh, here.

#195

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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I am so, so sorry.

#196

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Oh, my gosh! Oh, my gosh! I am so, so sorry.

#197

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- Oh, no, it happens. - It does. It happens.

#198

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- Oh, no, it happens. - It does. It happens.

#199

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Bye.

#200

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Isn't she great?

#201

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So you got the second date. Just don't repeat the mistakes you made with me.

#202

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So you got the second date. Just don't repeat the mistakes you made with me.

#203

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Don't speed and pretend your brakes are out.

#204

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Don't speed and pretend your brakes are out.

#205

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I don't care if it got you laid once in high school.

#206

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I don't care if it got you laid once in high school.

#207

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It is not funny and I have not forgiven you for killing that pony.

#208

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But most importantly,

#209

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But most importantly,

#210

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if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,

#211

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if you ever find yourself in a romantic situation again,

#212

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ignore whatever pops into your head.

#213

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Just look into her eyes and say these exact words:

#214

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Just look into her eyes and say these exact words:

#215

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"I'm so glad I found you."

#216

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"I'm so glad I found you."

#217

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Telling me what to say. Next you'll tell me how to kiss. Where does it end?

#218

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Telling me what to say. Next you'll tell me how to kiss. Where does it end?

#219

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You are such a good kisser, J.D.

#220

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You are such a good kisser, J.D.

#221

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Right back at you.

#222

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And I love that you're calling me J.D.

#223

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And I love that you're calling me J.D.

#224

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Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliot.

#225

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Stay away from my girlfriend, Elliot.

#226

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And stay away from my J.D. Wigs!

#227

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And stay away from my J.D. Wigs!

#228

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Dr Cox, could you help me with a central line?

#229

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Dr Cox, could you help me with a central line?

#230

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Fine, Lonnie, but hand to God,

#231

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if you so much as look at me for the next month,

#232

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if you so much as look at me for the next month,

#233

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I will mummify your head in surgical tape.

#234

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I will mummify your head in surgical tape.

#235

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Thank you, Dr Cox.

#236

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Is he gone? No. Hello?

#237

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Is he gone? No. Hello?

#238

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Mrs London, this is Dr Cox. He's going to be your doctor.

#239

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Mrs London, this is Dr Cox. He's going to be your doctor.

#240

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Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fixed with a very simple surgery.

#241

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Good news. Your intestinal bleeding can be fixed with a very simple surgery.

#242

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Surgery? I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

#243

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Surgery? I'm a Jehovah's Witness.

#244

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I can't get a transfusion.

#245

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We believe that blood should not be passed from person to person.

#246

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We believe that blood should not be passed from person to person.

#247

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I'm a doctor. And we believe that without surgery,

#248

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I'm a doctor. And we believe that without surgery,

#249

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a patient in your condition can suffer from a major case of deadness.

#250

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a patient in your condition can suffer from a major case of deadness.

#251

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Don't worry, he'll figure out another way to treat you.

#252

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Don't worry, he'll figure out another way to treat you.

#253

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No, he won't.

#254

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I'm having so much fun hanging out with you.

#255

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I'm having so much fun hanging out with you.

#256

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Can you believe we've talked two hours?

#257

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- Seriously? - While you were in the bathroom,

#258

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- Seriously? - While you were in the bathroom,

#259

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I set the clock ahead so you'd think time was flying.

#260

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I set the clock ahead so you'd think time was flying.

#261

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Really? While I was in the bathroom, I wrote my name in the mirror

#262

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Really? While I was in the bathroom, I wrote my name in the mirror

#263

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with my finger so next time it fogged,

#264

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you'd think ghosts were saying to be with me.

#265

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you'd think ghosts were saying to be with me.

#266

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Looking at her, I knew what the future held for Julie and me.

#267

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Looking at her, I knew what the future held for Julie and me.

#268

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Smile.

#269

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Smile.

#270

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Oh, God, this mask is hot.

#271

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Oh, God, this mask is hot.

#272

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Thanks for doing that.

#273

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I wanted a picture of us old, you know?

#274

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I wanted a picture of us old, you know?

#275

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That way if one of us dies in a tragic skiing accident,

#276

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we'll always have that memory of us.

#277

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That's so sweet.

#278

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That's so sweet.

#279

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So, what do you want to do now?

#280

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OK, romance is in the air. You gotta say something.

#281

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OK, romance is in the air. You gotta say something.

#282

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Tell her about the hit-and-run. She loves ponies.

#283

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Tell her about the hit-and-run. She loves ponies.

#284

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Ask if she's been tested. Why these odd thoughts in my head?

#285

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Ask if she's been tested. Why these odd thoughts in my head?

#286

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My God, look at the size of her feet. Tell her. Stop it!

#287

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My God, look at the size of her feet. Tell her. Stop it!

#288

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OK, the silence has gone on too long.

#289

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Say that thing Elliot told you, though it's stupid.

#290

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Say that thing Elliot told you, though it's stupid.

#291

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I'm really glad I found you.

#292

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I'm really glad I found you.

#293

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Yes! That was very tight.

#294

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Well, it seems I've stumbled into the "time well spent" ward.

#295

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Well, it seems I've stumbled into the "time well spent" ward.

#296

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Back in your cage, Ted.

#297

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Back in your cage, Ted.

#298

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Oh, God. What have I done?

#299

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Oh, God. What have I done?

#300

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I need you to volunteer to speak at a critical care conference.

#301

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I need you to volunteer to speak at a critical care conference.

#302

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I don't see that happening, Bobby.

#303

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Excuse me?

#304

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It's not like you're the king around here.

#305

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'Morning, Elliot.

#306

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'Morning, Elliot.

#307

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By the way, Julie's here. I'm not gonna kiss and tell.

#308

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Oh, really? 'Cause I just got your text that said "bone city."

#309

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Oh, really? 'Cause I just got your text that said "bone city."

#310

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Oh, really? That came through?

#311

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Oh, really? That came through?

#312

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When you care about something, the last thing you want is for it to be taken away.

#313

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When you care about something, the last thing you want is for it to be taken away.

#314

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Whether it's a newfound hobby...

#315

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Whether it's a newfound hobby...

#316

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Why'd you want to see me?

#317

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Quick announcement.

#318

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From this moment on, there will be no air-banding allowed in the hospital.

#319

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From this moment on, there will be no air-banding allowed in the hospital.

#320

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From this moment on, there will be no air-banding allowed in the hospital.

#321

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The king has spoken.

#322

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The king has spoken.

#323

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(Elvis impersonation) Thank you very much.

#324

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... or the image of someone you looked up to.

#325

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... or the image of someone you looked up to.

#326

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So, come on, tell me.

#327

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What are you gonna do with our Jehovah's Witness?

#328

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What are you gonna do with our Jehovah's Witness?

#329

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I'm not gonna do anything.

#330

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I'm not gonna do anything.

#331

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So, what's going to happen?

#332

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I would say she's probably going to die.

#333

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I would say she's probably going to die.

#334

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As for me, all I lost was my pride.

#335

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As for me, all I lost was my pride.

#336

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Hey, Elliot. Oh, J. D? I'm glad I found you too.

#337

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Hey, Elliot. Oh, J. D? I'm glad I found you too.

#338

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Well, that sounds familiar.

#339

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Well, that sounds familiar.

#340

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I think there's a tchotchke in my bum.

#341

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So I had to use Elliot's advice with Julie.

#342

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So I had to use Elliot's advice with Julie.

#343

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Luckily, she's not great at gloating.

#344

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Luckily, she's not great at gloating.

#345

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You had sex with a beautiful girl you really like.

#346

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Sometimes she needs a little help.

#347

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Sometimes she needs a little help.

#348

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You probably meant to say if it weren't for you, I'd be dating my laptop.

#349

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You probably meant to say if it weren't for you, I'd be dating my laptop.

#350

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Right! In your face!

#351

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Thank you.

#352

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I like Julie, so don't do that thing you always do.

#353

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I like Julie, so don't do that thing you always do.

#354

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If you're referring to the game Find the Saltine, relax.

#355

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I don't even play that with Turk.

#356

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I don't even play that with Turk.

#357

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No, I am talking about how you go a million miles an hour

#358

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No, I am talking about how you go a million miles an hour

#359

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the minute you fall for someone. Don't go quickly,

#360

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or you'll end up with a beautiful girl.

#361

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or you'll end up with a beautiful girl.

#362

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- Dating my laptop. - Dating your laptop. Thank you.

#363

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- Dating my laptop. - Dating your laptop. Thank you.

#364

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I knew he'd be trouble.

#365

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Come on now. We're still a band.

#366

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Come on now. We're still a band.

#367

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Let's bring it in. Cool cats on three.

#368

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- One, two, three: - Cool cats!

#369

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- One, two, three: - Cool cats!

#370

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Let's roll.

#371

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Let's roll.

#372

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When Mrs Wilk was allergic to melphalan, you found a way around it.

#373

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When Mrs Wilk was allergic to melphalan, you found a way around it.

#374

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Why aren't you doing the same?

#375

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Because Mrs Wilk didn't choose to have her allergy, so...

#376

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Because Mrs Wilk didn't choose to have her allergy, so...

#377

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Wait, there's a young man behind you with a medical question.

#378

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Wait, there's a young man behind you with a medical question.

#379

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Will you kiss me?

#380

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Will you kiss me?

#381

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Leaving.

#382

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You're eventually gonna have to kiss your boy.

#383

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You're eventually gonna have to kiss your boy.

#384

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You will have to treat that Jehovah's Witness.

#385

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You will have to treat that Jehovah's Witness.

#386

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God, elevator.

#387

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He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.

#388

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He's got my back, even if I don't technically believe in him.

#389

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Behind your ear.

#390

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My friend, you have found the Saltine.

#391

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But don't tell Elliot we're playing.

#392

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Why care what Elliot thinks? She's not right about everything.

#393

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Why care what Elliot thinks? She's not right about everything.

#394

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I won't go too fast with Julie.

#395

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I won't go too fast with Julie.

#396

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Land for sale.

#397

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Land for sale.

#398

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Dr Kelso, I'll go to that conference.

#399

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Dr Kelso, I'll go to that conference.

#400

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I have many more pressing issues,

#401

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starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife,

#402

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starting with a gigantic paralyzed wife,

#403

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ending with a gay son who wrote a scathing musical about me

#404

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ending with a gay son who wrote a scathing musical about me

#405

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called Dr Dad, which, despite mixed reviews, has been held over in Buffalo.

#406

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called Dr Dad, which, despite mixed reviews, has been held over in Buffalo.

#407

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Why don't you do whatever you want to do.

#408

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It was never about you saying no to the conference.

#409

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It was never about you saying no to the conference.

#410

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It's the way you said it.

#411

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You see that man there? His biggest pet peeve,

#412

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except for employees storing deer meat in his fridge,

#413

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except for employees storing deer meat in his fridge,

#414

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is people being disrespectful to him.

#415

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is people being disrespectful to him.

#416

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Do you play?

#417

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- Lonnie, what are you doing? - Since Dr Cox won't treat Mrs London,

#418

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- Lonnie, what are you doing? - Since Dr Cox won't treat Mrs London,

#419

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we have to transfer her to another facility.

#420

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All right, listen up and listen good. I will kill anyone who tells Carla.

#421

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All right, listen up and listen good. I will kill anyone who tells Carla.

#422

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That includes you, Mrs London. I will save your life.

#423

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That includes you, Mrs London. I will save your life.

#424

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Then I will take it away. Let's get to work.

#425

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Then I will take it away. Let's get to work.

#426

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Lonnie... are you looking at me again?

#427

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Lonnie... are you looking at me again?

#428

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No.

#429

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Are we crazy to be thinking about buying this?

#430

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No, it's a sound investment. And a great addition to my portfolio.

#431

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No, it's a sound investment. And a great addition to my portfolio.

#432

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Which consists of two shares of Eastern Airlines stock

#433

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Which consists of two shares of Eastern Airlines stock

#434

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and an unopened pack of Les Mis cards.

#435

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and an unopened pack of Les Mis cards.

#436

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J.D., this is a mistake.

#437

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You're not Broker of the Year Whit Prowdy.

#438

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You're not Broker of the Year Whit Prowdy.

#439

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Don't do this. You're going too fast.

#440

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Don't do this. You're going too fast.

#441

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- Why should I believe you? - Because honesty is my business.

#442

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- Why should I believe you? - Because honesty is my business.

#443

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I hate you, Whit Prowdy.

#444

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Can I talk to you for a second?

#445

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Just you? Or all the Turkeltones?

#446

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Just you? Or all the Turkeltones?

#447

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We don't just rock together. We roll together.

#448

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We don't just rock together. We roll together.

#449

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Cool cats.

#450

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Sir, I want to apologise for how I spoke to you.

#451

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Sir, I want to apologise for how I spoke to you.

#452

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It was disrespectful,

#453

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and I can promise you it will never happen again.

#454

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and I can promise you it will never happen again.

#455

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You bet your ass it won't.

#456

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You bet your ass it won't.

#457

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OK. So what's the deal, cranky pants?

#458

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I am just sick and tired of having to live up to everyone's expectations.

#459

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I am just sick and tired of having to live up to everyone's expectations.

#460

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Lonnie needs a central line, you want me to help Mrs London

#461

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Lonnie needs a central line, you want me to help Mrs London

#462

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and every patient in this dump

#463

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and every patient in this dump

#464

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looks at me for some miracle cure.

#465

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I mean, honestly, Carla, with Jehovah as my witness,

#466

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sometimes it is just too much.

#467

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sometimes it is just too much.

#468

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Yeah, yeah. I'm not buying it.

#469

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Yeah, yeah. I'm not buying it.

#470

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You've been putting up with that for 20 years.

#471

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It's not just here. It's home.

#472

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It's not just here. It's home.

#473

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Jordan expects me to be this amazing, sensitive father.

#474

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Jordan expects me to be this amazing, sensitive father.

#475

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So that's what this is about?

#476

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You shouldn't sweat this "sensitive dad" stuff. You'll get there.

#477

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You shouldn't sweat this "sensitive dad" stuff. You'll get there.

#478

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You don't know anything.

#479

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You don't know anything.

#480

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Oh, really? How is it going with your Jehovah's Witness patient?

#481

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Oh, really? How is it going with your Jehovah's Witness patient?

#482

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Better.

#483

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How'd you know I'd move too fast?

#484

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How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?

#485

⇓

How do you know that I can be that kind of dad?

#486

⇓

How'd you know Kelso just wanted respect?

#487

⇓

- Because I know you. - Because I know you.

#488

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- Because I know you. - Because I know you.

#489

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'Cause I know him.

#490

⇓

This is so cool.

#491

⇓

What's happening? Dr Cox didn't make eye holes!

#492

⇓

What's happening? Dr Cox didn't make eye holes!

#493

⇓

It's important we listen to people who know us best,

#494

⇓

because if you do, you might get to rock.

#495

⇓

because if you do, you might get to rock.

#496

⇓

You might get the confidence to be the father you want to be.

#497

⇓

You might get the confidence to be the father you want to be.

#498

⇓

Gimme this little boy.

#499

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I love ya. I love you so much, I'm going to make a sandwich out of you.

#500

⇓

I love ya. I love you so much, I'm going to make a sandwich out of you.

#501

⇓

- Where you going? - "Dad's gonna devour me. See you."

#502

⇓

- Where you going? - "Dad's gonna devour me. See you."

#503

⇓

Sometimes, it's fun to not listen and do what you want.

#504

⇓

Sometimes, it's fun to not listen and do what you want.

#505

⇓

So we bought it.

#506

⇓

So we bought it.

#507

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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kiss my lady on my new half-acre.

#508

⇓

Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go kiss my lady on my new half-acre.

#509

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She is not graceful.

#510

⇓

She is not graceful.

#511

⇓

('More Than a Feeling' plays)

#512

⇓

('More Than a Feeling' plays)

#513

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#514

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Edited by Access Innovation Media www.ai-media.tv

#515

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