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Season 5, Episode 20 — My Lunch

- Todd, what are you doing? - Waiting for my moment.

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- Todd, what are you doing? - Waiting for my moment.

#2

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OK, moving on. It was time for my new daily ritual:

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OK, moving on. It was time for my new daily ritual:

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Asking Dr Cox to lunch.

#5

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- What are you doing for lunch? - Not having it with you, Paula.

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- What are you doing for lunch? - Not having it with you, Paula.

#7

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Oh, good luck eating.

#8

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Oh, good luck eating.

#9

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This is every spoon from the cafeteria.

#10

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This is every spoon from the cafeteria.

#11

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And guess what? Today just happens to be soup and frozen yogurt day.

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And guess what? Today just happens to be soup and frozen yogurt day.

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I'm gonna have tomato and strawberry.

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Lunch for us? Not going to happen.

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Lunch for us? Not going to happen.

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Normally, I'd say something harsh now like, "We're not friends,"

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Normally, I'd say something harsh now like, "We're not friends,"

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but you'll grin that stupid grin and shake your head,

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but you'll grin that stupid grin and shake your head,

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like, "How could that possibly be true?"

#21

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Because it's ludicrous.

#22

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Because it's ludicrous.

#23

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Just give me a spoon, will you please?

#24

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- Oh, for goodness sake. - You've called my bluff.

#25

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- Oh, for goodness sake. - You've called my bluff.

#26

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Today isn't soup and yogurt day. It's actually salad and smoothie day.

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Today isn't soup and yogurt day. It's actually salad and smoothie day.

#28

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I'm still having tomato and strawberry.

#29

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I'm still having tomato and strawberry.

#30

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I'm having a weird pregnancy craving.

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Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage?

#32

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Hey, J.D., if you go out, would you get me a hot Italian sausage?

#33

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I got a hot Italian sausage for you right here.

#34

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I got a hot Italian sausage for you right here.

#35

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People think I luck into these situations, but it's really hard work.

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People think I luck into these situations, but it's really hard work.

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You know what else is hard? I should go.

#38

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You know what else is hard? I should go.

#39

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I think I may vomit.

#40

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Some doctors like to change into their streets for lunch. Not me.

#41

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Some doctors like to change into their streets for lunch. Not me.

#42

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I like how the world reacts to me as a doctor.

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I like how the world reacts to me as a doctor.

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Whether it's a friendly greeting from the world's slowest bagger.

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Whether it's a friendly greeting from the world's slowest bagger.

#46

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- Hey there, Dr Dorian. - Lookin' good, pal.

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- Hey there, Dr Dorian. - Lookin' good, pal.

#48

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Eggs on top. All right? Eggs on top.

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Or a smile from the manager of the herbal section.

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Or a smile from the manager of the herbal section.

#51

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Hey, Rebecca. You got that echinacea for me?

#52

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Hey, Rebecca. You got that echinacea for me?

#53

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Just kidding. I think all this stuff is voodoo. Good to see you. Hey!

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Just kidding. I think all this stuff is voodoo. Good to see you. Hey!

#55

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Looks like somebody else is sick of that cafeteria stuff.

#56

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Looks like somebody else is sick of that cafeteria stuff.

#57

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Oh, no. What the hell? Did you follow me here?

#58

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A friend dropped me off.

#59

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A friend dropped me off.

#60

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Eagle!

#61

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Hey, wanna go splitsies on some deli counter meatloaf?

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Hey, wanna go splitsies on some deli counter meatloaf?

#63

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I can't finish a whole serving. I can, but I don't like to.

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- It all goes right here. - Could this be any more of a nightmare?

#65

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- It all goes right here. - Could this be any more of a nightmare?

#66

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- Guys! - Yes, it could be more of a nightmare.

#67

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- Guys! - Yes, it could be more of a nightmare.

#68

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Jill Tracy was a former patient who had once tried to kill herself.

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Jill Tracy was a former patient who had once tried to kill herself.

#70

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Sad, yes,

#71

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Sad, yes,

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but this did not change the fact that she was unbelievably annoying.

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but this did not change the fact that she was unbelievably annoying.

#74

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Oh my God, what are you doing here?

#75

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I was meeting a guy for a date. I know you're thinking.

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I was meeting a guy for a date. I know you're thinking.

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A Tuesday lunch date at the market, he is so not into her.

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A Tuesday lunch date at the market, he is so not into her.

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Well, guess what? He's not.

#80

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I've been waiting for an hour

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I've been waiting for an hour

#82

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thinking how many more guys from my yoga class can totally reject me

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thinking how many more guys from my yoga class can totally reject me

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without me saying, "Enough!"

#85

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Yogurt pretzels? Yum. These are addictive.

#86

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Yogurt pretzels? Yum. These are addictive.

#87

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I'll have one anyway. Wanna grab some lunch?

#88

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I'll have one anyway. Wanna grab some lunch?

#89

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- We have to get back to the hospital. - Bummer.

#90

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Trail mix?

#91

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Trail mix?

#92

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I won't. Awesome! Awesome!

#93

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You know what, Newbie? Stay. Have lunch.

#94

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Those emergencies. I should go too. How are things?

#95

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Those emergencies. I should go too. How are things?

#96

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- You know that's stealing. - Come on, Rebecca,

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everybody's doing it.

#98

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I won't tell anyone if you don't.

#99

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- Security. - Security?

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- Security. - Security?

#101

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We've got a grazer.

#102

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I don't think there's a security force... OK. Hey, fellas.

#103

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I don't think there's a security force... OK. Hey, fellas.

#104

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Wherever you're taking him, take me too. No, you go ahead.

#105

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Wherever you're taking him, take me too. No, you go ahead.

#106

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Where's the shaving cream? Is that aisle two still?

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(theme song) # #

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(theme song) # #

#109

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Today was a busy day at Sacred Heart.

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Today was a busy day at Sacred Heart.

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We had three separate patients waiting for transplants.

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We had three separate patients waiting for transplants.

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We were doing everything we could to keep them alive while locating donors.

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We were doing everything we could to keep them alive while locating donors.

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There was Mrs Sykes, who needed a new liver.

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There was Mrs Sykes, who needed a new liver.

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There was Mr Dennison, who needed a new heart valve.

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There was Mr Dennison, who needed a new heart valve.

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And then there was Dr Cox's guy, Dave Bradford.

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And then there was Dr Cox's guy, Dave Bradford.

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Davey-boy, I promise you, we're gonna find you a kidney.

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Davey-boy, I promise you, we're gonna find you a kidney.

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I would swear on my father's grave,

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but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it.

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but whenever I go there I end up dancing on it.

#126

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So begins another round of Who Had the Worse Dad?

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So begins another round of Who Had the Worse Dad?

#128

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One of my pop's nicknames for me was Sparky.

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He liked to light matches off my neck.

#130

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He liked to light matches off my neck.

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We've been over this. You win on account of your father's not dead yet.

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We've been over this. You win on account of your father's not dead yet.

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Most stress with so many people clinging to life. Dr Cox vibed on it.

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Most stress with so many people clinging to life. Dr Cox vibed on it.

#135

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As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself

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As I lie in bed each morning and ask myself

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why I should put both my feet on the floor,

#138

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why I should put both my feet on the floor,

#139

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there are precious few reasons that I've ever come up with.

#140

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there are precious few reasons that I've ever come up with.

#141

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The chance to escape Jordan's morning breath, sure.

#142

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Scotch. It's too early to drink it, yes,

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Scotch. It's too early to drink it, yes,

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but it is never too early to think about.

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And, of course, the ever-present possibility

#146

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that I might finally happen upon Hugh Jackman

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that I might finally happen upon Hugh Jackman

#148

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and give him the present I've been holding for him.

#149

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and give him the present I've been holding for him.

#150

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Still, the most persuasive argument I've ever been able to come up with

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Still, the most persuasive argument I've ever been able to come up with

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is that I get to come to this hospital every day and help keep people alive.

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is that I get to come to this hospital every day and help keep people alive.

#154

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That's ironic, four people died while you were talking.

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That's ironic, four people died while you were talking.

#156

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We need to keep them going until we can find donors.

#157

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We need to keep them going until we can find donors.

#158

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Barbie, check on Mrs Sykes's ammonia level. She's encephalopathic.

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Barbie, check on Mrs Sykes's ammonia level. She's encephalopathic.

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Gandhi, review Dennison's chart, get a consent.

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Bobbo, get on the horn to your cronies at local hospitals,

#162

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Bobbo, get on the horn to your cronies at local hospitals,

#163

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get a donor update.

#164

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get a donor update.

#165

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Fine. Some of the boys are coming over tonight.

#166

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I'll bring it up to Morrison while he sets up the projector for stag flicks.

#167

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I'll bring it up to Morrison while he sets up the projector for stag flicks.

#168

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Don't need the visual of old men with erections.

#169

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Don't need the visual of old men with erections.

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And now it's in my head forever.

#171

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And now it's in my head forever.

#172

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Sorry. Go step up Davey Bradford's dialysis to take your mind off of it.

#173

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Sorry. Go step up Davey Bradford's dialysis to take your mind off of it.

#174

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- Newbie, feel like a sandwich? - I do feel like a sandwich.

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- Newbie, feel like a sandwich? - I do feel like a sandwich.

#176

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You feel more like a pastry. A very doughy pastry.

#177

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I don't feel good about that. Way too easy.

#178

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I don't feel good about that. Way too easy.

#179

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I had one objective in my trip to the store.

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I had one objective in my trip to the store.

#181

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Pick up everyone's lunch and get out of Dodge.

#182

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Pick up everyone's lunch and get out of Dodge.

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- J. D? - Hey, Jill.

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- J. D? - Hey, Jill.

#185

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How weird is it we were both here two days in a row?

#186

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I thought there was a chance the guy who blew me off yesterday

#187

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I thought there was a chance the guy who blew me off yesterday

#188

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got his days wrong and would be waiting with roses.

#189

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got his days wrong and would be waiting with roses.

#190

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- Is that sad? - It's not not sad.

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- Is that sad? - It's not not sad.

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I'm free. My shrink couldn't make our appointment.

#193

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He found his third wife in bed with his second wife and downed a bottle

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He found his third wife in bed with his second wife and downed a bottle

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of his bulimic daughter's Prozac. He's in the hospital.

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of his bulimic daughter's Prozac. He's in the hospital.

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- That's an awesome story, Jill. - It's true.

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- That's an awesome story, Jill. - It's true.

#199

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- Hey, what did you do last night? - Turk made me watch Anaconda.

#200

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- Hey, what did you do last night? - Turk made me watch Anaconda.

#201

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- Is that the one with the giant snake?

#202

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- Is that the one with the giant snake?

#203

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- This is the one with the giant snake.

#204

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I was back here for 45 minutes waiting for a set-up.

#205

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I was back here for 45 minutes waiting for a set-up.

#206

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My back is killing me. But I nailed it.

#207

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My back is killing me. But I nailed it.

#208

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It's about commitment.

#209

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Hey. How could your intern, Lisa, sleep with him?

#210

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Hey. How could your intern, Lisa, sleep with him?

#211

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She's a tramp with no morals.

#212

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I never slept with the Todd.

#213

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I never slept with the Todd.

#214

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Lisa is sweet. People don't give her a chance.

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Lisa is sweet. People don't give her a chance.

#216

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I wonder who else Todd lied about sleeping with?

#217

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I wonder who else Todd lied about sleeping with?

#218

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- I didn't sleep with him. - God, no.

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- Are you kidding me? - Todd?

#220

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Is he the big black security guard with the hook hand?

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Is he the big black security guard with the hook hand?

#222

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- No. - Then no.

#223

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- No. - Then no.

#224

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- Am I ever getting out? - We haven't found you a kidney,

#225

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- Am I ever getting out? - We haven't found you a kidney,

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but I have some ideas.

#227

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Yeah, this will do.

#228

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Ah, what the hell.

#229

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Ah, what the hell.

#230

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I can live with one kidney.

#231

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'Cause we'll probably just... go ahead and sell this one.

#232

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'Cause we'll probably just... go ahead and sell this one.

#233

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Stay away from my organs.

#234

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- What are you doing? - Having lunch.

#235

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- What are you doing? - Having lunch.

#236

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Cafeteria stinks and I can't go to the grocery store,

#237

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because crazy Jill Tracy lives there.

#238

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because crazy Jill Tracy lives there.

#239

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Every time I try and shop she follows me around

#240

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Every time I try and shop she follows me around

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like I'm her only friend in the world. Pathetic.

#242

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- Well, I'm gonna go talk to Carla. - I'll come too.

#243

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- Well, I'm gonna go talk to Carla. - I'll come too.

#244

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I figured.

#245

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I figured.

#246

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Why do you think Todd lies about hooking up with all those women?

#247

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Why do you think Todd lies about hooking up with all those women?

#248

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Maybe he's over-compensating.

#249

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My brother bragged about girls before he quit baseball

#250

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My brother bragged about girls before he quit baseball

#251

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and started dancing for Japanese businessmen.

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and started dancing for Japanese businessmen.

#253

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Todd's not gay.

#254

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Turk, he has leather jeans in three different colours.

#255

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Turk, he has leather jeans in three different colours.

#256

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Barry danced in leather jeans.

#257

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He'd come home and they'd be stuffed with yen.

#258

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He'd come home and they'd be stuffed with yen.

#259

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I'll tell you when I first suspected he was gay. It was very subtle, but...

#260

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I'll tell you when I first suspected he was gay. It was very subtle, but...

#261

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Oh, yeah, Dale, this is totally gonna bring out your pecs.

#262

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Oh, yeah, Dale, this is totally gonna bring out your pecs.

#263

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Plus I'm using olive oil so I can lick it off later.

#264

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Plus I'm using olive oil so I can lick it off later.

#265

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Make 'em dance! Oh, they're dancin'!

#266

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Somebody's makin' them dance!

#267

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Somebody's makin' them dance!

#268

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- Tell them that never happened! - It happened. I was there.

#269

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- Tell them that never happened! - It happened. I was there.

#270

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I think I just got the move-on signal from a hook.

#271

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I think I just got the move-on signal from a hook.

#272

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Give me the update here.

#273

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Give me the update here.

#274

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Bradford's electrolyte and fluid balance are stable.

#275

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Mr Dennison isn't looking so good. He's on max inotropes and in failure.

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Mr Dennison isn't looking so good. He's on max inotropes and in failure.

#277

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Sykes is encephalopathic. Ammonium level is through the roof.

#278

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Sykes is encephalopathic. Ammonium level is through the roof.

#279

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- She's circling the drain. - Let's try to keep these people alive.

#280

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- She's circling the drain. - Let's try to keep these people alive.

#281

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What do you say?

#282

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What do you say?

#283

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Dr Dorian, could you help me?

#284

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Dr Dorian, could you help me?

#285

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What's wrong?

#286

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She was admitted recently and hasn't regained consciousness.

#287

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She was admitted recently and hasn't regained consciousness.

#288

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Tox screen's positive for cocaine.

#289

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Tox screen's positive for cocaine.

#290

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Do you think she could have OD'd?

#291

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Do you think she could have OD'd?

#292

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She had been stood up on a couple of dates.

#293

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And she hadn't seen her shrink in a while.

#294

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And she hadn't seen her shrink in a while.

#295

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And she hadn't seen her shrink in a while.

#296

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She was definitely depressed.

#297

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- How do you know all that? - She told me.

#298

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- How do you know all that? - She told me.

#299

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In hospitals, there are certain rules.

#300

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In hospitals, there are certain rules.

#301

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With surgeons, if the over-compensating,

#302

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With surgeons, if the over-compensating,

#303

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pumped-up, shaved-down doctor seems gay...

#304

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- So, man, you trying a new workout? - No. Why?

#305

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- So, man, you trying a new workout? - No. Why?

#306

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Oh, he's glistening.

#307

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..he's probably gay.

#308

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..he's probably gay.

#309

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With organ transplants, if there's good news for one doctor...

#310

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With organ transplants, if there's good news for one doctor...

#311

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People, I've got our organs.

#312

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It probably means bad news for another.

#313

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You can use her organs.

#314

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You can use her organs.

#315

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Thank you.

#316

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Just tell me this,

#317

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Just tell me this,

#318

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is there anything anyone could have done?

#319

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is there anything anyone could have done?

#320

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No.

#321

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(THINKS) Unless you mean me.

#322

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It's amazing how quickly people improve once they get a new organ.

#323

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It's amazing how quickly people improve once they get a new organ.

#324

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Whether it's Mrs Sykes with her new liver.

#325

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Mr Dennison with his new heart valve.

#326

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Or Dave.

#327

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How's that new kidney feel, huh?

#328

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How's that new kidney feel, huh?

#329

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A little loose, but I'll get used to it.

#330

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A little loose, but I'll get used to it.

#331

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Yeah, you will.

#332

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Thanks for everything, man.

#333

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Thanks for everything, man.

#334

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Don't sweat it.

#335

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All right, gather around. Here we go.

#336

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All right, gather around. Here we go.

#337

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Now, I'm sure we all recognise just how rare it is to get a win like this.

#338

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Now, I'm sure we all recognise just how rare it is to get a win like this.

#339

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But as we are surrounded by patients who are clinging to life,

#340

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But as we are surrounded by patients who are clinging to life,

#341

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I'm going to give kudos in whisper form.

#342

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I'm going to give kudos in whisper form.

#343

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Since I'm an egomaniac, first props come to me.

#344

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Since I'm an egomaniac, first props come to me.

#345

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- Let me hear it, people. - You are some kind of super hero.

#346

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You're a god.

#347

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You're a beautiful healer.

#348

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This was not a complete and total solo effort.

#349

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It was an extraordinary job done by each and every one of you.

#350

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It was an extraordinary job done by each and every one of you.

#351

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- I can't hear a word he's saying. - Be older, Bob.

#352

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- I can't hear a word he's saying. - Be older, Bob.

#353

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Just because I can't hear your silly-ass whispering

#354

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Just because I can't hear your silly-ass whispering

#355

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doesn't mean I'm old.

#356

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I'm going to my office and tinker with my new computer.

#357

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I'm going to my office and tinker with my new computer.

#358

⇓

- What kind is it? - It's about 3.30.

#359

⇓

I heard what he said, people, but damn, that joke's a classic.

#360

⇓

I heard what he said, people, but damn, that joke's a classic.

#361

⇓

And why are you not giddy with praise like those people?

#362

⇓

And why are you not giddy with praise like those people?

#363

⇓

Don't you know I dole out compliments, at most, once a year?

#364

⇓

Don't you know I dole out compliments, at most, once a year?

#365

⇓

And like a squirrel, you must gather up these acorns of kind words

#366

⇓

And like a squirrel, you must gather up these acorns of kind words

#367

⇓

to sustain you for the upcoming cold, sarcastic months.

#368

⇓

to sustain you for the upcoming cold, sarcastic months.

#369

⇓

Any idiot could have seen that Jill was in trouble.

#370

⇓

I'm supposed to be a doctor.

#371

⇓

I'm the reason she's dead.

#372

⇓

I'm the reason she's dead.

#373

⇓

Then he said the words I never expected to hear.

#374

⇓

Why don't you and I go grab some lunch?

#375

⇓

Why don't you and I go grab some lunch?

#376

⇓

That'd be good. Come on.

#377

⇓

That'd be good. Come on.

#378

⇓

Oh, my God. He looks so sad.

#379

⇓

I just want to hold him like a big gay baby.

#380

⇓

I just want to hold him like a big gay baby.

#381

⇓

This is incredible. An hour ago you guys hated him.

#382

⇓

This is incredible. An hour ago you guys hated him.

#383

⇓

Then he wasn't our new gay best friend.

#384

⇓

Leave the Todd alone, OK? Because every time you two meddle,

#385

⇓

Leave the Todd alone, OK? Because every time you two meddle,

#386

⇓

you know who suffers? Me.

#387

⇓

you know who suffers? Me.

#388

⇓

Remember when the Janitor took a chiropractic class

#389

⇓

and you guys wanted to encourage him?

#390

⇓

and you guys wanted to encourage him?

#391

⇓

Guys, I'm really not comfortable with this.

#392

⇓

Guys, I'm really not comfortable with this.

#393

⇓

You'll be fine. I've done this on four mop heads. All right?

#394

⇓

You'll be fine. I've done this on four mop heads. All right?

#395

⇓

I haven't had a complaint yet.

#396

⇓

OK. On three.

#397

⇓

OK. On three.

#398

⇓

One... two...

#399

⇓

One... two...

#400

⇓

Better? Yes?

#401

⇓

Better? Yes?

#402

⇓

(CRASH)

#403

⇓

You're fine. We're doing this.

#404

⇓

You're fine. We're doing this.

#405

⇓

Does this sound fine to you?

#406

⇓

I can fix that, buddy. On the count of three.

#407

⇓

One, two...

#408

⇓

One, two...

#409

⇓

- Yeah? - No.

#410

⇓

- Yeah? - No.

#411

⇓

You owe me $500.

#412

⇓

You owe me $500.

#413

⇓

Excuse me? Could you spare a few minutes for AIDS research?

#414

⇓

Excuse me? Could you spare a few minutes for AIDS research?

#415

⇓

I can, but I'm not sure just how much we'll get done.

#416

⇓

I can, but I'm not sure just how much we'll get done.

#417

⇓

I'll tell you what.

#418

⇓

We'll go over here and brainstorm while we wolf down these sandwiches.

#419

⇓

We'll go over here and brainstorm while we wolf down these sandwiches.

#420

⇓

We'll go over here and brainstorm while we wolf down these sandwiches.

#421

⇓

Newbie, come.

#422

⇓

Vintage Cox.

#423

⇓

Vintage Cox.

#424

⇓

Know what I was thinking while having lunch with Jill?

#425

⇓

Know what I was thinking while having lunch with Jill?

#426

⇓

- What's that? - God, this girl's annoying.

#427

⇓

- What's that? - God, this girl's annoying.

#428

⇓

I saw her in that supermarket too, but I'm not torturing myself.

#429

⇓

I saw her in that supermarket too, but I'm not torturing myself.

#430

⇓

- Would you like to know why? - Why?

#431

⇓

She didn't come to the hospital for help.

#432

⇓

She didn't come to the hospital for help.

#433

⇓

We bumped into her out here in the world.

#434

⇓

Don't get me wrong. If a guy gets shot or if he has a heart attack

#435

⇓

Don't get me wrong. If a guy gets shot or if he has a heart attack

#436

⇓

Don't get me wrong. If a guy gets shot or if he has a heart attack

#437

⇓

and I am physically the closest doctor to him,

#438

⇓

and I am physically the closest doctor to him,

#439

⇓

I will intervene. Shy of that, you can't. I mean, you just can't.

#440

⇓

I will intervene. Shy of that, you can't. I mean, you just can't.

#441

⇓

- It's too much to ask yourself. - OK. I hear you.

#442

⇓

No. You don't.

#443

⇓

No. You don't.

#444

⇓

Once you start blaming yourself for deaths that aren't your fault,

#445

⇓

Once you start blaming yourself for deaths that aren't your fault,

#446

⇓

my friend, that's a slippery slope you can't come back from.

#447

⇓

my friend, that's a slippery slope you can't come back from.

#448

⇓

I've seen it ruin a lot of good doctors, and I will not let it happen to you.

#449

⇓

I've seen it ruin a lot of good doctors, and I will not let it happen to you.

#450

⇓

And because he said that, I knew it wouldn't.

#451

⇓

And because he said that, I knew it wouldn't.

#452

⇓

Game time. Go!

#453

⇓

Do you have second?

#454

⇓

- I'm on my way to the gym. - That's what it's about.

#455

⇓

- I'm on my way to the gym. - That's what it's about.

#456

⇓

Did something happen to the gym? Don't lie to me.

#457

⇓

Did something happen to the gym? Don't lie to me.

#458

⇓

- We know about your... - Situation.

#459

⇓

- We know about your... - Situation.

#460

⇓

- You are hiding from yourself. - Stop hiding.

#461

⇓

- We accept you. - No matter who you love.

#462

⇓

- We accept you. - No matter who you love.

#463

⇓

The Todd's confused.

#464

⇓

You were wrong. It went great. At first he was a little emotional,

#465

⇓

You were wrong. It went great. At first he was a little emotional,

#466

⇓

but by the end, he was saying how happy he was

#467

⇓

but by the end, he was saying how happy he was

#468

⇓

that didn't have to live a lie.

#469

⇓

Then he French-braided my hair and took it out

#470

⇓

Then he French-braided my hair and took it out

#471

⇓

'cause he said I could not pull it off. He is so honest.

#472

⇓

'cause he said I could not pull it off. He is so honest.

#473

⇓

It was great. It was like he changed into a whole new person.

#474

⇓

It was great. It was like he changed into a whole new person.

#475

⇓

God, how awesome is it gonna be not having that pig wandering the halls?

#476

⇓

God, how awesome is it gonna be not having that pig wandering the halls?

#477

⇓

Hey, Mickhead.

#478

⇓

Is that package for me? You know it is!

#479

⇓

Is that package for me? You know it is!

#480

⇓

You ladies must be so proud.

#481

⇓

You ladies must be so proud.

#482

⇓

- Todd, what are you doing? - I'm getting my gay on.

#483

⇓

- Todd, what are you doing? - I'm getting my gay on.

#484

⇓

Hey, buddy, you and I should totally have sex sometime.

#485

⇓

See? I knew this was going to come back to me.

#486

⇓

See? I knew this was going to come back to me.

#487

⇓

- What's going on? - Everybody's failing.

#488

⇓

- What's going on? - Everybody's failing.

#489

⇓

Mrs Sykes is indicating neuropathy.

#490

⇓

My valve transplant patient is suffering partial complex seizures.

#491

⇓

My valve transplant patient is suffering partial complex seizures.

#492

⇓

How... how you feeling there, Dave?

#493

⇓

How... how you feeling there, Dave?

#494

⇓

Pretty good, but my feet are a little numb.

#495

⇓

Pretty good, but my feet are a little numb.

#496

⇓

- You hang tight, all right? - OK.

#497

⇓

- You hang tight, all right? - OK.

#498

⇓

I don't get it. Doesn't make sense.

#499

⇓

Perry, the autopsy just came in on your donor Jill Tracy.

#500

⇓

Perry, the autopsy just came in on your donor Jill Tracy.

#501

⇓

She didn't die of an overdose.

#502

⇓

Just like that, whatever burden of responsibility I felt was lifted.

#503

⇓

Just like that, whatever burden of responsibility I felt was lifted.

#504

⇓

But like I said before, good news for one person

#505

⇓

But like I said before, good news for one person

#506

⇓

can be bad news for another.

#507

⇓

can be bad news for another.

#508

⇓

She died of rabies?

#509

⇓

OK, all of our transplant patients are infected.

#510

⇓

We know what we're dealing with here. Let's get involved. We can do this.

#511

⇓

We know what we're dealing with here. Let's get involved. We can do this.

#512

⇓

We know what we're dealing with here. Let's get involved. We can do this.

#513

⇓

Todd, you were impressive in surgery today.

#514

⇓

Todd, you were impressive in surgery today.

#515

⇓

Thanks, man. You were impressive in the shower. You know, dong-wise.

#516

⇓

Thanks, man. You were impressive in the shower. You know, dong-wise.

#517

⇓

- Todd. - What?

#518

⇓

Stop it.

#519

⇓

The point of coming to grips was to accept yourself

#520

⇓

The point of coming to grips was to accept yourself

#521

⇓

and stop being that guy.

#522

⇓

and stop being that guy.

#523

⇓

I'm sorry. This whole change is just scaring me.

#524

⇓

I'm not sure who I am anymore.

#525

⇓

I'm not sure who I am anymore.

#526

⇓

- Come here. - Get over here, sweetie.

#527

⇓

- I know. Let it out. - We're here for you.

#528

⇓

- What the hell are you doing? - Motor-boating.

#529

⇓

I really gotta thank you gals for outing me.

#530

⇓

I really gotta thank you gals for outing me.

#531

⇓

Chicks dig gay dudes.

#532

⇓

Chicks dig gay dudes.

#533

⇓

Hey, Lisa. I heard you lied and said we didn't do it.

#534

⇓

Admit it, we doinked.

#535

⇓

Admit it, we doinked.

#536

⇓

I was sad because my dad died.

#537

⇓

I wasn't.

#538

⇓

I wasn't.

#539

⇓

So this whole thing was an act?

#540

⇓

I cannot believe that I let you in that fitting room while I was trying on bras.

#541

⇓

I cannot believe that I let you in that fitting room while I was trying on bras.

#542

⇓

That was a very special time for me.

#543

⇓

That was a very special time for me.

#544

⇓

Unbelievable.

#545

⇓

Unbelievable.

#546

⇓

He saw the girls.

#547

⇓

It's cool if you want to walk away,

#548

⇓

It's cool if you want to walk away,

#549

⇓

'cause I love to watch you go.

#550

⇓

Nothing wrong with those.

#551

⇓

Nothing wrong with those.

#552

⇓

Nothing wrong with that either. Or that.

#553

⇓

Nothing wrong with that either. Or that.

#554

⇓

Or that.

#555

⇓

Or that.

#556

⇓

What the hell are you?

#557

⇓

What the hell are you?

#558

⇓

I'm The Todd.

#559

⇓

We did all we could over the days to keep the patients going,

#560

⇓

We did all we could over the days to keep the patients going,

#561

⇓

but odds were against us.

#562

⇓

First we lost Mrs Sykes.

#563

⇓

First we lost Mrs Sykes.

#564

⇓

And then Mr Dennison.

#565

⇓

And then Mr Dennison.

#566

⇓

And I knew that Dr Cox needed me the exact same way

#567

⇓

And I knew that Dr Cox needed me the exact same way

#568

⇓

that I needed him earlier.

#569

⇓

that I needed him earlier.

#570

⇓

Hey. Hungry?

#571

⇓

No.

#572

⇓

No.

#573

⇓

I guess that lunch was kind of a one time thing, huh?

#574

⇓

There's no way you could have seen that coming.

#575

⇓

There's no way you could have seen that coming.

#576

⇓

I mean, rabies? Come on.

#577

⇓

I mean, rabies? Come on.

#578

⇓

There's like three reported cases a year.

#579

⇓

There's like three reported cases a year.

#580

⇓

Testing would've been irresponsible.

#581

⇓

You would've wasted time those people didn't have.

#582

⇓

You would've wasted time those people didn't have.

#583

⇓

I was obsessed

#584

⇓

I was obsessed

#585

⇓

with getting those organs.

#586

⇓

with getting those organs.

#587

⇓

You had to be. The fact is that those people were gonna die in hours

#588

⇓

You had to be. The fact is that those people were gonna die in hours

#589

⇓

and you had to make a call.

#590

⇓

I would've made the same call.

#591

⇓

I would've made the same call.

#592

⇓

- Yeah? - Yes.

#593

⇓

- Yeah? - Yes.

#594

⇓

I got us lunch, and I think we should eat it.

#595

⇓

Right then, I knew I was gonna pull him out of this,

#596

⇓

Right then, I knew I was gonna pull him out of this,

#597

⇓

But sometimes the hospital picks a day where it's just gonna pile it on.

#598

⇓

But sometimes the hospital picks a day where it's just gonna pile it on.

#599

⇓

(PAGERS BEEP)

#600

⇓

(PAGERS BEEP)

#601

⇓

Oh, God. Come on.

#602

⇓

Oh, God. Come on.

#603

⇓

Clear!

#604

⇓

Still in V-tach. Clear!

#605

⇓

Still in V-tach. Clear!

#606

⇓

Come on. Clear!

#607

⇓

Come on, come on.

#608

⇓

Come on, come on.

#609

⇓

Come on! God!

#610

⇓

He wasn't about to die, was he, Newbie?

#611

⇓

He wasn't about to die, was he, Newbie?

#612

⇓

Could've waited another month for a kidney.

#613

⇓

Could've waited another month for a kidney.

#614

⇓

Where are you going. Your shift's not over.

#615

⇓

Where are you going. Your shift's not over.

#616

⇓

Remember what you told me?

#617

⇓

The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths...

#618

⇓

The second you start blaming yourself for people's deaths...

#619

⇓

..there's no coming back.

#620

⇓

..there's no coming back.

#621

⇓

Yeah.

#622

⇓

You're right.

#623

⇓

You're right.

#624

⇓

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#625

⇓

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#626

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