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Season 5, Episode 15 — My Extra Mile

Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts.

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Now that Elliot and Keith were serious, she started buying him gifts.

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It's a mouth harp! Oh, awesome!

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Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents.

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Keith was shockingly good at pretending to like crappy presents.

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But know what he was best at?

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But know what he was best at?

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Keith, we need more popcorn, yeah.

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Being girl bait.

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Being girl bait.

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Here's how it goes down.

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Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

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Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

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Keith comes back, Elliot marks her territory so the girls know he's taken,

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and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by.

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and I pick off one of the smaller ones that comes by.

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I'm a doctor.

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I'm a landowner.

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I'm a landowner.

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Burt Reynolds is my father.

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I love sports.

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Keith, more popcorn.

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See, that's how it works.

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You have the cutest hair.

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You have the cutest hair.

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These old rags?

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OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,

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OK, OK. So you're both... fertile,

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yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love?

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yet you're still unable to conceive, so... How often do you make love?

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- Twice today. - Actually, it was three times.

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- Twice today. - Actually, it was three times.

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You were asleep for the last one.

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You were asleep for the last one.

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Oh, wow. That really happened?

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It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.

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It was weird that you were in one of my sex dreams.

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He is not allowed to dream about me. Gets too freaky.

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He is not allowed to dream about me. Gets too freaky.

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Cirque du Soleil freaky.

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One time, she was skinless.

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One time, she was skinless.

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OK. Stress is often a factor in conception.

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OK. Stress is often a factor in conception.

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So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?

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So tell me, do you think stress might be an issue?

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I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,

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I swear, if you don't knock me up tonight,

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there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

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there's no more sex until you steal me a baby. So do it right this time.

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There's a little stress.

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OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down.

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OK, the antibiotics have brought your fever down.

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Is there anything else I can do?

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Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production

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Yeah, I'm auditioning for my church's senior citizen production

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of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?

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of Streetcar Named Desire. Would you mind running lines with me?

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I'd be happy to.

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I'd be happy to.

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"If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."

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"If I didn't know you was my wife's sister, I'd get ideas about you."

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I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

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I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

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I can't believe you think I'd do this with you. Are you insane?

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Seriously, I'm a doctor.

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What page are you on?

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What page are you on?

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Why didn't you read lines with the old guy?

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Why didn't you read lines with the old guy?

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My job is to make sick people better,

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My job is to make sick people better,

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not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.

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not to help Bernie score a slice of Episcopalian tail on opening night.

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Sometimes, you gotta go the extra mile.

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That's what makes me such a special doctor.

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That's what makes me such a special doctor.

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That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth

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That and your amazing ability to switch back and forth

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between male and female genitalia.

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between male and female genitalia.

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Snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.

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Snap out of it. We don't have time for your daydreaming.

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I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease.

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I believe medicine is about more than treating the disease.

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Gotta be there for people. Take Mrs Cohen.

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When she broke her hip, I treated that.

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She left her car double-parked,

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She left her car double-parked,

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so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it.

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so being an "extra mile" kind of guy, I went and took care of it.

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Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick.

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Sorry. It's been a little while since I drove stick.

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Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip.

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Wonder how she got out of that truck? That's how she broke her hip.

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(Theme Song)

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(Theme Song)

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I'm saying it's important to go the extra mile with patients.

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I'm saying it's important to go the extra mile with patients.

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It's like I was telling this girl.

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- Why tell her? - I didn't.

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- Why tell her? - I didn't.

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I wanted to show you who I'm going out with.

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Look, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients.

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Look, there's a reason that I can't go the extra mile with patients.

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- It's something personal. - You can confide in me.

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I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!

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I'm a good doctor. Kelly Ripa!

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It didn't bother me Dr Cox had "Kelly Ripa'd" me,

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because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to.

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because I knew it would never catch on, no matter how much he wanted it to.

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This, however, did upset me.

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This, however, did upset me.

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Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and...

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Carol, we got the bone marrow biopsy back and...

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...you have leukaemia.

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...you have leukaemia.

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What?

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Yes. But the good news is it's treatable.

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We have to get started right away.

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We have to get started right away.

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In four and a half years, I've watched Stephanie,

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go through a multitude of irritating fads:

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go through a multitude of irritating fads:

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UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff

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UGG boots, campaign for better grammar among staff

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and the double European air-kiss.

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Seeing as you are sorority sisters,

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Seeing as you are sorority sisters,

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I was hoping you'd be able tell me when this "extra mile" crap is likely to end.

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I was hoping you'd be able tell me when this "extra mile" crap is likely to end.

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It'll never end. He's relentless.

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Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient?

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Why do you think I was out Sunday buying comics for my patient?

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They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store?

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They're giving away free Tastykakes at the comic book store?

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That worked better when you were fat.

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- I know. - Damn it!

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- I know. - Damn it!

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All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.

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All right, Jake, here it is, the latest Vengeance.

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Had to travel to five stores to find that.

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Had to travel to five stores to find that.

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This is last month's.

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I'll track down the new one,

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I'll track down the new one,

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but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?

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but right now, I got to make sure I have a job next year, OK?

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Since there were only three attending spots for ten residents,

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Dr Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets.

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Dr Kelso could basically treat them like his own personal valets.

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All-day sucker, my ass. Try 20 minutes.

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Sir, quick question.

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Sir, quick question.

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Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit.

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Make it very quick. I'm about to vomit.

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Why was I told to drop everything and look after a new patient?

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Mr Sommer is the cousin of one of the trustees.

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Not important enough to warrant face time with me,

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Not important enough to warrant face time with me,

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but connected enough that if these ding-dongs kill him,

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but connected enough that if these ding-dongs kill him,

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- it'll be my ass. - Can you cover my patients?

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- She's watching someone for me. - I'll find somebody.

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- She's watching someone for me. - I'll find somebody.

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'Cause I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody?

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'Cause I'm just a nurse, I can't look after everybody?

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- Precisely. - J.D., why don't you tell me

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- Precisely. - J.D., why don't you tell me

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what's wrong with Mrs Jones? Without looking at a chart.

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Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

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Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

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Carla knew that, without charts, doctors didn't know much about patients.

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Mr Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again?

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Mr Barry, I misplaced your chart. I forgot, what's wrong with you again?

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Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.

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Oh, that's right. You have a kitty cat stuck in your mouth.

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Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?

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Or should I say you have a person stuck around you, little guy?

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It's not like nurses know everything.

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Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself.

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Carla's gearing up to explode. Save yourself.

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Attempt the casual side-switch.

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Attempt the casual side-switch.

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And you're there. Now angry at Kelso.

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- Bob, how dare you? - Exactly.

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- Bob, how dare you? - Exactly.

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You worry about what I can handle?

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You worry about what I can handle?

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Vascular Surgery wants an update every two hours,

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I'm weaning Mrs Jones' dopamine from ten to five,

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I'm weaning Mrs Jones' dopamine from ten to five,

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Meyerson's wound is dehiscing

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Meyerson's wound is dehiscing

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and Mr Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice.

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and Mr Wilder is turfed to Psych. He thinks he's Flo from Alice.

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Kiss my grits!

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Exactly, Flo! Exactly!

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Exactly, Flo! Exactly!

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I hope you learned something today.

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Get a load of Mr Extra Mile Guy's leukaemia patient,

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Get a load of Mr Extra Mile Guy's leukaemia patient,

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sitting in there all by herself.

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sitting in there all by herself.

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He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.

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He's probably out getting a cake shaped like a cancerous white blood cell.

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All right, team, let's stay close. Come on.

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All right, team, let's stay close. Come on.

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Carol! Look who I found.

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Carol! Look who I found.

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Larry? Dad? How?

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Right after I got your test results back,

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Right after I got your test results back,

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I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree.

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I got on the horn with your dad and we started a phone tree.

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There were some tears, mostly mine, but we got it done.

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There were some tears, mostly mine, but we got it done.

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You are the most amazing doctor.

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You are the most amazing doctor.

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Hear that, Perry?

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I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet.

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I'm the most amazing doctor because I went the extra 5,280 feet.

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What's that? That's right, it's a mile.

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What's that? That's right, it's a mile.

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And how does that makes me feel? Keith!

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And how does that makes me feel? Keith!

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Thank you.

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Thank you.

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Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year.

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Attention, surgical residents still hoping to have a job next year.

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The annual blood drive is upon us

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The annual blood drive is upon us

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and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors

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and I will be needing a volunteer to greet our donors

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as the hospital's new mascot,

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as the hospital's new mascot,

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the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr Prick.

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the friendly hypodermic needle, Mr Prick.

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We'll probably change the name.

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We'll probably change the name.

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I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon,

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I'm so sick of this. If the jobs were given to whoever is the best surgeon,

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I would get all three of those damn spots.

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I would get all three of those damn spots.

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It's the same on medical. The only reason I got

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It's the same on medical. The only reason I got

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that oncology rotation is I let Dr Morgan take me

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- to his brother's wedding. - Ricky Morgan?

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- to his brother's wedding. - Ricky Morgan?

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Mm-hm.

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- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!

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- He works in the cafeteria. - What?!

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- What. - Listen, kissing ass

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is the way it's done around here, there's nothing you can do about it.

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is the way it's done around here, there's nothing you can do about it.

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We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

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We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

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We have to all band together and agree not to be exploited by Dr Kelso.

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From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me?

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From now on, we will only be judged by our skill and abilities. Who's with me?

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That's right! That's right!

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From here on out, no more getting him coffee,

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From here on out, no more getting him coffee,

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no more washing his car,

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no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

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no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

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no more taking his son to the local steam baths to meet men.

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Well, hey, you guys got him coffee.

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"Together" on three. One, two, three.

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"Together" on three. One, two, three.

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- Together! - Let's go!

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What are you doing?

#272

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Chief of medicine said to pay special attention,

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Chief of medicine said to pay special attention,

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and I take time to get to know my patients.

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So, first question, are you allergic to any?

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So, first question, are you allergic to any?

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- What? - I need some advice.

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- What? - I need some advice.

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- Which do you prefer? - What's the occasion?

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- Which do you prefer? - What's the occasion?

#281

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Me wiping up gunk.

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Me wiping up gunk.

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I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and assumed I could have it.

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I was cleaning Kelso's tie rack and assumed I could have it.

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The Armani is affective on urine,

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- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... - No, no.

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- whereas the Yves Saint Laurent is... - No, no.

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What? Where'd he go?

#289

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Carol's family had welcomed me as their own.

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Carol's family had welcomed me as their own.

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No more so than her brother, Larry.

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- Eagle! - I told you not to call me Lawrence.

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- Eagle! - I told you not to call me Lawrence.

#294

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And I told you I never get dizzy.

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And I told you I never get dizzy.

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OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here.

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OK. Let me tell you guys why we are here.

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Carol is starting a journey, OK?

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Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you.

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Obviously, the chemo is gonna be tough, but we're all here for you.

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Anything you go through, we go through together.

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Anything you go through, we go through together.

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So you've all banded together.

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So you've all banded together.

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I never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons

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I never thought I'd see the day when we would pick the three surgeons

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who would care for people of this great hospital based solely on merit.

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who would care for people of this great hospital based solely on merit.

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I hope you're proud of yourselves.

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This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills.

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This is a preliminary ranking of your technical skills.

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So whenever you get a chance...

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Life in a hospital is humbling.

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Making you realise you're not as skilled as you thought...

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Making you realise you're not as skilled as you thought...

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SURGICAL RESIDENT RANKINGS 4. CHRISTOPHER TURK

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SURGICAL RESIDENT RANKINGS 4. CHRISTOPHER TURK

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Fourth?! I'm fourth?

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Fourth?! I'm fourth?

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... or as on the ball as you thought.

#321

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- How's Mr Sommer doing? - Actually, sir...

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- How's Mr Sommer doing? - Actually, sir...

#323

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He's perfectly fine. He's in tiptop shape.

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Good.

#325

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What, are you wearing, a cup?

#326

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What, are you wearing, a cup?

#327

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People try to hit me there more than you'd think.

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The key is to be ready for it.

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I was not ready for this.

#330

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Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,

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Since Carol is gonna lose her hair,

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we decided we'd all shave our heads. He even agreed to do the cutting.

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we decided we'd all shave our heads. He even agreed to do the cutting.

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You're up next, big guy.

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You're up next, big guy.

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I mean, come on. You're all in this together, right?

#337

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I can't believe you all shaved your heads.

#338

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How great. Even Nana.

#339

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How great. Even Nana.

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And you don't look creepy or alien-like at all.

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And you don't look creepy or alien-like at all.

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Are you ready to run the extra mile?

#343

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You can't let him know you don't wanna do this.

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You can't let him know you don't wanna do this.

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Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!

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Meet his gaze. Meet it twice as hard!

#347

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Dr Dorian, we need you.

#348

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Bentley's condition is getting worse.

#349

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Bentley's condition is getting worse.

#350

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God bless his herpes.

#351

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I'm gonna take care of that. When I come back...

#352

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I'm gonna take care of that. When I come back...

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Pause for effect. Pause for effect.

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Pause for effect. Pause for effect.

#355

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...we're gonna shave this thing. - Yeah!

#356

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...we're gonna shave this thing. - Yeah!

#357

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Yeah! Oh, yeah!

#358

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How the hell could I be fourth?!

#359

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I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands,

#360

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I know Bonnie's good and Figsack has mad hands,

#361

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but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon.

#362

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but somehow, I keep forgetting that Todd is a skilled surgeon.

#363

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How come you didn't page me about that consult?

#364

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I did. You're wearing your garage opener on your hip.

#365

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I did. You're wearing your garage opener on your hip.

#366

⇓

Ladies and gentlemen, number two.

#367

⇓

Ladies and gentlemen, number two.

#368

⇓

Kelso's gonna kill me. I can't find Mr Sommer.

#369

⇓

Kelso's gonna kill me. I can't find Mr Sommer.

#370

⇓

Did you look between Mr Spring and Mr Fall?

#371

⇓

- Too easy. - Hey, you know?

#372

⇓

- Too easy. - Hey, you know?

#373

⇓

- More armour? - No.

#374

⇓

Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#375

⇓

Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#376

⇓

Actually, I am sneaking trays out of the cafeteria. I'm building a shed.

#377

⇓

This is partially your fault, so you're gonna help me.

#378

⇓

Whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps.

#379

⇓

Whenever I lose something in the morgue, I just retrace my steps.

#380

⇓

I'm looking for something,

#381

⇓

and I know I came to the vending machine,

#382

⇓

and I know I came to the vending machine,

#383

⇓

then I dropped a quarter, which rolled over here,

#384

⇓

and, yep, there you are.

#385

⇓

and, yep, there you are.

#386

⇓

Soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em.

#387

⇓

Soon as you take your eyes off 'em, you lose 'em.

#388

⇓

They're like children. Big dead children.

#389

⇓

They're like children. Big dead children.

#390

⇓

I treated that girl at the free clinic. Born without nipples.

#391

⇓

I treated that girl at the free clinic. Born without nipples.

#392

⇓

I knew there was something wrong! She's too perfect.

#393

⇓

I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!

#394

⇓

I was kidding, J.D. I have never seen her in my life. Kelly Ripa!

#395

⇓

- Told you it'd catch on. - I don't think it's funny.

#396

⇓

- Told you it'd catch on. - I don't think it's funny.

#397

⇓

How's that leukaemia patient doing?

#398

⇓

I'm hiding. I don't want to be bald.

#399

⇓

It won't work for me.

#400

⇓

It might accentuate my spoon-chest.

#401

⇓

- Yeah. - Plus, the girl I'm dating

#402

⇓

- Yeah. - Plus, the girl I'm dating

#403

⇓

is totally into my hair.

#404

⇓

She's got to be interested in more than your hair.

#405

⇓

She's got to be interested in more than your hair.

#406

⇓

If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you.

#407

⇓

If it weren't for your hair, I don't think I'd be remotely interested in you.

#408

⇓

I'm sure there's something else she's into.

#409

⇓

I'm sure there's something else she's into.

#410

⇓

No, there's nothing else.

#411

⇓

There is. Even if she won't admit it.

#412

⇓

There is. Even if she won't admit it.

#413

⇓

Know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down.

#414

⇓

Know what, I'm stuck. I have to shave this down.

#415

⇓

You don't have to go the extra mile. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

#416

⇓

You don't have to go the extra mile. That's what I'm trying to tell you.

#417

⇓

What happened to the days when you listened to me?

#418

⇓

That was a long time ago. Listen to me.

#419

⇓

That was a long time ago. Listen to me.

#420

⇓

Not in this lifetime.

#421

⇓

Not in this lifetime.

#422

⇓

Listen, Newbie,

#423

⇓

you're not a completely, horrible, incompetent doctor.

#424

⇓

you're not a completely, horrible, incompetent doctor.

#425

⇓

While I'd never let any relatives be your patient,

#426

⇓

While I'd never let any relatives be your patient,

#427

⇓

if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance,

#428

⇓

if it was someone that I knew, an acquaintance,

#429

⇓

I might be OK with you treating them.

#430

⇓

Thank you.

#431

⇓

Thank you.

#432

⇓

The only thing you owe Carol is to treat her the best you can.

#433

⇓

The only thing you owe Carol is to treat her the best you can.

#434

⇓

Hey, where you been?

#435

⇓

Oh, Larry, man. I don't think I can shave my head.

#436

⇓

Oh, Larry, man. I don't think I can shave my head.

#437

⇓

What about Carol?

#438

⇓

She'll be OK. She has all you guys.

#439

⇓

She'll be OK. She has all you guys.

#440

⇓

You look over there.

#441

⇓

Excuse me, nurse.

#442

⇓

Hi! How 'bout a poke?

#443

⇓

Hi! How 'bout a poke?

#444

⇓

I have a husband, OK? And he's big and he's black and...

#445

⇓

I have a husband, OK? And he's big and he's black and...

#446

⇓

Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love that you go to that big and black stuff.

#447

⇓

Baby, baby, it's me! But I do love that you go to that big and black stuff.

#448

⇓

I can't wait to bear the fruit of your loins.

#449

⇓

I can't wait to bear the fruit of your loins.

#450

⇓

Baby, wait!

#451

⇓

This is the only way I can suck up to Kelso without the surgeons knowing.

#452

⇓

This is the only way I can suck up to Kelso without the surgeons knowing.

#453

⇓

There you are.

#454

⇓

There you are.

#455

⇓

- You're not Mr Sommer. - No, I'm not.

#456

⇓

No harm done.

#457

⇓

No harm done.

#458

⇓

What's up... with y'all?

#459

⇓

What's up... with y'all?

#460

⇓

Hey, Dr Turk. What happened to you?

#461

⇓

I found the latest issue

#462

⇓

I found the latest issue

#463

⇓

at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go.

#464

⇓

at a comic book store a mile and a half away. Here you go.

#465

⇓

Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.

#466

⇓

Actually, I ran there in a foam needle suit, but you don't care.

#467

⇓

Thanks, Dr Turk.

#468

⇓

Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.

#469

⇓

Christopher, I heard you were sweating the rankings.

#470

⇓

No. I'm married and trying to have a baby.

#471

⇓

No. I'm married and trying to have a baby.

#472

⇓

Not having a job would be a big boost for me.

#473

⇓

Not having a job would be a big boost for me.

#474

⇓

You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important.

#475

⇓

You're a good surgeon. Plus, your bedside manner is really important.

#476

⇓

There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.

#477

⇓

There's no one on that list who spends more time with their patients.

#478

⇓

Are you saying I have a job?

#479

⇓

If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out.

#480

⇓

If you are trying to "Kelly Ripa" me right now, I will freak out.

#481

⇓

I got a job!

#482

⇓

The good news is, his head isn't in the storage room.

#483

⇓

The good news is, his head isn't in the storage room.

#484

⇓

I once found a head. It's a funny story. I put it in my locker.

#485

⇓

I once found a head. It's a funny story. I put it in my locker.

#486

⇓

I didn't have time to get to Lost and Found, forgot about it.

#487

⇓

Come back to work on Monday, open my locker... Head!

#488

⇓

Come back to work on Monday, open my locker... Head!

#489

⇓

Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.

#490

⇓

Plus rats! I panicked. I didn't know what to do.

#491

⇓

I grabbed the thing and ran to the roof, punt it,

#492

⇓

and I shank it wide-left.

#493

⇓

and I shank it wide-left.

#494

⇓

It's heading down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible.

#495

⇓

It's heading down, right for Kelso sitting in his convertible.

#496

⇓

I'm out of a job, right? Wrong.

#497

⇓

At that second, a hawk flies in,

#498

⇓

At that second, a hawk flies in,

#499

⇓

grabs it and flies off with it.

#500

⇓

grabs it and flies off with it.

#501

⇓

I know. We're in a city. What's a hawk doing there?

#502

⇓

I know. We're in a city. What's a hawk doing there?

#503

⇓

I can't believe you get a locker and I don't.

#504

⇓

Dr Reid, I need to meet you in Radiology

#505

⇓

Dr Reid, I need to meet you in Radiology

#506

⇓

to go over some test results.

#507

⇓

to go over some test results.

#508

⇓

Yeah, it's over, Ricky.

#509

⇓

I know you're stealing trays. Stop it.

#510

⇓

Buzz off.

#511

⇓

Buzz off.

#512

⇓

The orderly lost my chart for Mr Tyler in 406.

#513

⇓

The orderly lost my chart for Mr Tyler in 406.

#514

⇓

Would we have his dosages?

#515

⇓

You put him on penicillin, he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.

#516

⇓

You put him on penicillin, he was allergic, so you put him on vancomycin.

#517

⇓

Thank you.

#518

⇓

Put some of that crazy-nurse memory to use on our missing dude.

#519

⇓

Put some of that crazy-nurse memory to use on our missing dude.

#520

⇓

Well, he was an older guy

#521

⇓

Well, he was an older guy

#522

⇓

and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.

#523

⇓

and he was on an IV, so he couldn't have gotten very far.

#524

⇓

He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm.

#525

⇓

He was jittery and he had this weird circle tan line on his arm.

#526

⇓

It was the nicotine patch. He was trying to quit smoking.

#527

⇓

It was the nicotine patch. He was trying to quit smoking.

#528

⇓

Should I not be out here?

#529

⇓

Should I not be out here?

#530

⇓

There he is, Mr Spot on His Lungs.

#531

⇓

There he is, Mr Spot on His Lungs.

#532

⇓

Don't worry, we'll pop that lung out,

#533

⇓

get it to the dry cleaners and have it back after five.

#534

⇓

We like to have fun.

#535

⇓

I made up that hawk story.

#536

⇓

Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are.

#537

⇓

Yeah. I know you're not as weird as you want people to think you are.

#538

⇓

Nana! How you doing?

#539

⇓

Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor.

#540

⇓

Looking hot in the tracksuit. Gym's on the second floor.

#541

⇓

Date time.

#542

⇓

Date time.

#543

⇓

Dude. There you are. Two things.

#544

⇓

First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits.

#545

⇓

First, aliens are here wearing tracksuits.

#546

⇓

- Oh, no, that's Nana. - Second... I got a job.

#547

⇓

- Oh, no, that's Nana. - Second... I got a job.

#548

⇓

- Nice. - If you hadn't pushed me

#549

⇓

to do that extra mile stuff, that wouldn't have happened,

#550

⇓

to do that extra mile stuff, that wouldn't have happened,

#551

⇓

so thank you.

#552

⇓

so thank you.

#553

⇓

You got a hottie waiting for you at the bar. You go get her!

#554

⇓

- Where were we? - Do I smell banana conditioner?

#555

⇓

- Where were we? - Do I smell banana conditioner?

#556

⇓

That's one of my conditioners, yes.

#557

⇓

That's one of my conditioners, yes.

#558

⇓

As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said and how...

#559

⇓

As great as this was, I couldn't stop thinking about what Turk said and how...

#560

⇓

This girl really digs hair.

#561

⇓

This girl really digs hair.

#562

⇓

It's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head.

#563

⇓

It's hard getting what happens at the hospital out of your head.

#564

⇓

How was your first stress-free day?

#565

⇓

Horrible. You?

#566

⇓

Horrible. You?

#567

⇓

Worse.

#568

⇓

Let's make a baby.

#569

⇓

Let's make a baby.

#570

⇓

If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself.

#571

⇓

If it doesn't work this time, I'll kill myself.

#572

⇓

Not helping with the stress.

#573

⇓

If I didn't leave that bar and go back,

#574

⇓

I'd never be able to enjoy any simple things,

#575

⇓

I'd never be able to enjoy any simple things,

#576

⇓

even a woman eating my former bangs.

#577

⇓

even a woman eating my former bangs.

#578

⇓

Voila.

#579

⇓

See, that's the thing about being an extra mile guy.

#580

⇓

You never know who it's gonna rub off on.

#581

⇓

You never know who it's gonna rub off on.

#582

⇓

"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#583

⇓

"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#584

⇓

"Oh, have you, Stanley?

#585

⇓

"Oh, have you, Stanley?

#586

⇓

I wasn't expecting any."

#587

⇓

I wasn't expecting any."

#588

⇓

"I hope you like it."

#589

⇓

- You're hating this, aren't you? - No, that's not it at all.

#590

⇓

- You're hating this, aren't you? - No, that's not it at all.

#591

⇓

I don't believe for a second you really want me to leave.

#592

⇓

I don't believe for a second you really want me to leave.

#593

⇓

You gotta feel it, Lyle. Get involved.

#594

⇓

You gotta feel it, Lyle. Get involved.

#595

⇓

What do you people say? Let's take it from the top?

#596

⇓

What do you people say? Let's take it from the top?

#597

⇓

"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#598

⇓

"Sister Blanche, I've got a little birthday remembrance for you."

#599

⇓

Again. Do it with some force.

#600

⇓

Again. Do it with some force.

#601

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#602

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#603

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