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Season 5, Episode 13 — My Five Stages

Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games.

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Lately, Elliot and her booty call, Keith, loved playing games.

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Tonight was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief."

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Tonight was "The Orchard Owner and the Mexican Apple Thief."

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Confess, Manuel! Confess that you stole these apples.

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I was at the dance with the other pickers.

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Liar!

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Liar!

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Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me.

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Frankly, the whole thing disgusted me.

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You saw him do it, didn't you, Paco?

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Mostly because they never let me speak.

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Mostly because they never let me speak.

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He hid them in his pantalones.

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He hid them in his pantalones.

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He loves these apples.

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He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.

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He makes apples pie and apples juice with them.

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You can't talk. Lost your tongue in that cider press accident.

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You can't talk. Lost your tongue in that cider press accident.

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Now, back to the pickers' bunkhouse!

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I hate the pickers' bunkhouse.

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And I hate Keith. Which begs the question:

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And I hate Keith. Which begs the question:

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Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?

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Why do I insist on being a part of their foreplay?

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I needed a distraction because last week,

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I needed a distraction because last week,

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we all thought Mrs Wilk was going home.

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But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts,

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But she got an infection, and despite our best efforts,

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she was now gonna die.

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To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach.

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To make her happy, we decided to take her to the beach.

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I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes.

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I'm gonna miss the feel of sand between my toes.

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Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far.

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Still, she was sick, so we couldn't go far.

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Want me to bury you?

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Want me to bury you?

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Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling.

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Shut up and move the sunbrella, will you? I'm freckling.

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I thought we had more sand.

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Now what?

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OK, people, it's time for the $50,000 cash call.

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Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!

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Today's lucky listener, Ted Buckland!

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What?

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Would you love a virgin daiquiri?

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Would you love a virgin daiquiri?

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It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you.

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It's a normal daiquiri. I just let him give it to you.

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- Thanks. - Hilarious.

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Cheers.

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Cheers.

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I've never really been afraid of death.

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I've never really been afraid of death.

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I used it as a motivator.

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When you know there's an end, it forces you to live.

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When you know there's an end, it forces you to live.

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It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli

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It forced me in the eighth grade to ask Peter Bucherelli

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to take me to the sock hop.

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It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am.

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It made me dare to travel the world. It made me who I am.

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Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I...

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Still, now that I'm actually staring it in the eye, I...

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Why am I so scared?

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Sometimes, life sucks.

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For everyone.

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Sorry, Teddy! Apparently you don't need the money!

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No!

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No!

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Why?

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(Theme song)

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(Theme song)

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Mrs Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counsellor.

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Mrs Wilk decided to call the hospital grief counsellor.

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He had a certain frankness about death.

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Which one of you is gonna kick it? I want to guess.

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Which one of you is gonna kick it? I want to guess.

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I'm thinking it's either you or you.

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I'm thinking it's either you or you.

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You 'cause you're hooked up to machines.

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Or you... you have that look of someone who dies young.

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Or you... you have that look of someone who dies young.

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I'm kidding.

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You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I'm not psychic.

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You'll live forever. Or not. What do I know? I'm not psychic.

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We did not like him.

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- I think he's funny. - She's delirious.

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- I think he's funny. - She's delirious.

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Mrs Wilk, I'm Dr Hedrick. It sounds cliched, but you're gonna go through

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Mrs Wilk, I'm Dr Hedrick. It sounds cliched, but you're gonna go through

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"The Five Stages of Grief," which are:

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"The Five Stages of Grief," which are:

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.

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Denial, anger, bargaining, depression and finally, acceptance.

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I assume you two have already entered into a conversation

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I assume you two have already entered into a conversation

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with Mrs Wilk about what dying is gonna be like.

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with Mrs Wilk about what dying is gonna be like.

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We were right before you came in.

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I'm sorry. Then please, continue.

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I'm sorry. Then please, continue.

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All right, we will. Newbie... go.

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All right, we will. Newbie... go.

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Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah...

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Oh, OK. Well, well, yeah...

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OK, death is like a journey.

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OK, death is like a journey.

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A journey in a boat.

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And then this giant light

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And then this giant light

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shines down on your "boat"

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shines down on your "boat"

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and carries you up to the heavens.

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and carries you up to the heavens.

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That was the ending to Cocoon.

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That was the ending to Cocoon.

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Take it away, Coxie.

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Keith, keep moving. No talking.

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Keith, keep moving. No talking.

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Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat?

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Hey, where's my wave, you little piece of meat?

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Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner.

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Elliot, the four of us should go out to dinner.

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Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?

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Why are you so obsessed about going out with other couples?

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Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbours?

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Didn't you learn your lesson last week with our neighbours?

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Squirrel chili. Who knew?

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Squirrel chili. Who knew?

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It's really good.

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- I wanna go home. - Eat your soup.

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- I wanna go home. - Eat your soup.

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No.

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They're not our neighbours. They live in woods behind our apartment.

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They're not our neighbours. They live in woods behind our apartment.

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We'd be having brunch with them Sunday

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We'd be having brunch with them Sunday

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if you could have choked down the tail.

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I don't know. Keith is a booty call.

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I don't know. Keith is a booty call.

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I make it a point not to see him before midnight.

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Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.

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Oh, good, the piles are getting smaller.

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Good.

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Reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office?

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Reminds me. Did you get that sand out of his office?

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Yes, I did, and it cut my commute in half.

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Yes, I did, and it cut my commute in half.

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Good morning, loyal subjects.

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Enjoy your day in Janitoria.

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Enjoy your day in Janitoria.

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Labour until you tire and then labour some more.

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Labour until you tire and then labour some more.

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Looks like rain.

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Looks like rain.

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That could be a problem.

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Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?

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Sir, can I have Sunday afternoon off?

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That depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down?

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That depends. Is Baxter's dog run gonna hose itself down?

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- No. - Actually, it is.

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I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.

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I rigged the hose to a timer. But I need you to clean out my gutters.

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But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity!

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But, sir, I'm doing a bike ride for charity!

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Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows.

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Ted, the only thing I hate more than bikes are procedural cop shows.

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We get it, the paedophile did it. Be at my house at 2.30.

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We get it, the paedophile did it. Be at my house at 2.30.

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Just once, I...

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Just once, I...

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Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us.

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Just once, I wish I could treat Kelso like he treats us.

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With Kelso, you got no leverage.

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With Kelso, you got no leverage.

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Leverage.

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Leverage?

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Leverage?

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- Don't know what it means, do ya? - No.

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You spend most of your time fighting death,

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You spend most of your time fighting death,

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so it's understandable that you're made uncomfortable by this.

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Now, if you'd like, I'm willing to counsel both of you.

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I was tempted to take him up on that, but Dr Cox said something.

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I was tempted to take him up on that, but Dr Cox said something.

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Listen up. We don't need any of your head shrinking.

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Listen up. We don't need any of your head shrinking.

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"We!" He said, "we!"

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"We!" He said, "we!"

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After all these years, he's finally made us a team.

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After all these years, he's finally made us a team.

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Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you.

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Yeah, Hedrick. If it was up to us, we never would've even called you.

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We can handle death just fine.

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We can handle death just fine.

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We might even be going into private practice.

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- What? - Easy.

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- What? - Easy.

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Now is not the time to discuss the Dorian-Cox Clinic,

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Now is not the time to discuss the Dorian-Cox Clinic,

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much less the relocation to Jacksonville.

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Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here.

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Clearly, I'm pushing some buttons here.

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You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons.

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You couldn't push my buttons if you tried. In fact, I have no buttons.

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Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.

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Please think of me as buttonless, all smooth, like GI Joe's nether regions.

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This image is brought to you by my son, Jack,

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This image is brought to you by my son, Jack,

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who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them

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who has been yanking pants off toy soldiers and leaving them

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in provocative positions on my nightstand.

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It is disturbing enough so that leaving the house,

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It is disturbing enough so that leaving the house,

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I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools,

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I'm cranky and less able to suffer fools,

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which brings me back to you: The fool.

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I'm done suffering you, so go now.

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I'm done suffering you, so go now.

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Go, before you can write a book entitled Help!

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Go, before you can write a book entitled Help!

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A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.

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A Large Doctor is Beating My Ass: The Lester Hedrick Story.

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That was a mouthful.

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That was a mouthful.

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If you need to talk, just give me a call.

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If you need to talk, just give me a call.

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He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.

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He seems strangely impervious to my threats. That annoys me.

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Whenever you're in the mood,

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you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?

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you call Keith and he comes over and gives you 20-something nasty?

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Watch me.

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Got the machine.

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We're going to your place. My room smells like apple vinegar.

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We're going to your place. My room smells like apple vinegar.

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Put clean sheets on the futon and turn pictures of your parents down,

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Put clean sheets on the futon and turn pictures of your parents down,

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except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.

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except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.

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except for that one of your dad in the Navy. It helps me.

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How does he put up with that?

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Would you get my scarf from the car?

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Would you get my scarf from the car?

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I am making a point here. No man should...

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I am making a point here. No man should...

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Turk, less point-making, more scarf-getting.

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- What's up? You need a ride? - Keep moving, C-Bear.

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- What's up? You need a ride? - Keep moving, C-Bear.

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I was hunting for bigger game.

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I was hunting for bigger game.

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I thought you went home already.

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Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble.

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Oh, I tried to, Perry, but I'm having some scooter trouble.

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Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go.

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Come on, I'll give you a ride. Let's go.

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Can you believe the huevos on that Hedrick?

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Can you believe the huevos on that Hedrick?

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Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before.

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Holy cow. It's like we've never had a patient die on us before.

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I gotta put this bag in the trunk.

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I gotta put this bag in the trunk.

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I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche.

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I was in the Porsche. I had never made it into the Porsche.

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It smelled like German heaven.

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It smelled like German heaven.

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I wasn't gonna blow this.

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I had to be careful about every little...

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I had to be careful about every little...

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Hey, a root beer.

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Don't open that soda.

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Don't open that soda.

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It has been rolling on the floor. It'll explode.

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It has been rolling on the floor. It'll explode.

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You're not familiar with the John Dorian three-tap method.

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You're not familiar with the John Dorian three-tap method.

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Three taps and the foam goes bye-bye.

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Works every time.

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Works every time.

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The quickest way to my house is to take Elm.

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The quickest way to my house is to take Elm.

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Elliot, wait.

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Sorry, am I looking at your dad too much?

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Sorry, am I looking at your dad too much?

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His eyes penetrate my soul.

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His eyes penetrate my soul.

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No.

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No.

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I just want to tell you how beautiful you look right now.

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That is so sweet.

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That is so sweet.

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Tell you something I learned today.

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Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.

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Wet sand plus dehumidifier equals cave-in.

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Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?

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Is that Ted and a bunch of damn bikers?

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Why do you hate bikes so much, sir?

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Why do you hate bikes so much, sir?

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Son, Daddy's got to move on.

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Son, Daddy's got to move on.

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And I just want you to know

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And I just want you to know

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that since the car is in your mother's name,

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I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever

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I wouldn't be able to leave the family forever

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if it weren't for your bike.

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if it weren't for your bike.

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It's complicated.

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It's complicated.

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Get off the road!

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Get off the road!

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Not today, Bobby! Not today!

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Not today, Bobby! Not today!

#317

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I see we're growling at other human beings now.

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I see we're growling at other human beings now.

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How're you feeling, Mrs Wilk?

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Oh, not great. I'm cold.

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Oh, not great. I'm cold.

#322

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Oh, not great. I'm cold.

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She's been getting weaker.

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In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on.

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In a hospital, you spend most of your time just trying to hold on.

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Whether it's to your perception of a relationship...

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Whether it's to your perception of a relationship...

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That was fun. I'm glad you got my message.

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I didn't get any message.

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I didn't get any message.

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Elliot, if he didn't get your message,

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Elliot, if he didn't get your message,

#333

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that means he called you for sex and you went over and gave it to him.

#334

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that means he called you for sex and you went over and gave it to him.

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You're his booty call now.

#336

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... or trying to hold on to the handles on your custom bicycle.

#337

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... or trying to hold on to the handles on your custom bicycle.

#338

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Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn.

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Don't worry, Teddy. He'll turn.

#340

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Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!

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Why'd you leave me, Daddy?!

#342

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Now we got leverage.

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Unfortunately, as a doctor,

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you see your fair share of people who can't hold on any longer.

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you see your fair share of people who can't hold on any longer.

#346

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She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.

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She's in multi-organ systems dysfunction.

#348

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She's OK. She's ready.

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She's OK. She's ready.

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Mrs Wilk didn't have much time,

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so either Dr Cox or I had to notify her next of kin.

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so either Dr Cox or I had to notify her next of kin.

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As physicians, we knew how to decide who should do it.

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As physicians, we knew how to decide who should do it.

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First one to drop tells her.

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Pretty strong there, Newbie.

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I was not.

#358

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But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.

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But hopefully, the duct tape I used to connect my prosthetic arms was.

#360

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Why are we doing this? I've seen people in her shape turn around.

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Why are we doing this? I've seen people in her shape turn around.

#362

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She could turn it around.

#363

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Denial.

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Denial.

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It's not uncommon for people close to the patient

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to also go through the five stages of grief.

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to also go through the five stages of grief.

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- It's not denial. She could rally. - Totally.

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- It's not denial. She could rally. - Totally.

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Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial.

#371

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Oh, yeah. I mean, look at her. She should be in a vitamin commercial.

#372

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Would you like to be in a broken jaw commercial?

#373

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God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,

#374

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God help me, I don't care if it does give me cancer,

#375

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I just love this fake sugar.

#376

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I just love this fake sugar.

#377

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If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him.

#378

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If he keeps ignoring my threats, I'm gonna have to hit him.

#379

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The good news is, it looks like he has a soft face.

#380

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The good news is, it looks like he has a soft face.

#381

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- Are you done with my arms? - Coming to ya, Mr Johnson.

#382

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- Are you done with my arms? - Coming to ya, Mr Johnson.

#383

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So I was Keith's booty call. It'll blow over.

#384

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So I was Keith's booty call. It'll blow over.

#385

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That's not good enough, Elliot.

#386

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By letting Keith get the upper hand, you've given Turk ideas. Look at him.

#387

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By letting Keith get the upper hand, you've given Turk ideas. Look at him.

#388

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Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,

#389

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Baby, I know you hate my cool walking stick,

#390

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but I got to be my own man.

#391

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but I got to be my own man.

#392

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It's catching on. Yeah.

#393

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It's catching on. Yeah.

#394

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OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now.

#395

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OK, Teddy. I got this baby flowing now.

#396

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I don't know if that's good.

#397

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You should sue Kelso. You have a tort on your hands.

#398

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You should sue Kelso. You have a tort on your hands.

#399

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Tort?

#400

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Civil case. From the French avoir tort.

#401

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Civil case. From the French avoir tort.

#402

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Did you go to law school?

#403

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No. I was Ruth Bader Ginsburg's janitor for a while.

#404

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No. I was Ruth Bader Ginsburg's janitor for a while.

#405

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- Ruth Bader who? - Hey! There's my guy.

#406

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- Ruth Bader who? - Hey! There's my guy.

#407

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Listen, I came up to apologise for that little fender-bender out there.

#408

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Listen, I came up to apologise for that little fender-bender out there.

#409

⇓

So would two floor seats

#410

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So would two floor seats

#411

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to the WNBA All-Star Game just make all this ago away?

#412

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to the WNBA All-Star Game just make all this ago away?

#413

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Absolutely!

#414

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Absolutely!

#415

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Ted is gonna be wanting more than that, I'm afraid.

#416

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I am?

#417

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I am?

#418

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I am!

#419

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Dr Cox and I decided to give Hedrick a piece of our mind.

#420

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Dr Cox and I decided to give Hedrick a piece of our mind.

#421

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Unfortunately, I had lost front-seat privileges.

#422

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Unfortunately, I had lost front-seat privileges.

#423

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Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers.

#424

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Yep, you're right. Still a little sticky. Not yet ready for passengers.

#425

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All right, we're having this out right here, right now!

#426

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All right, we're having this out right here, right now!

#427

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Oh, for the love of God!

#428

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What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings

#429

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What's this, some pansy "get in touch with my feelings

#430

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because mommy didn't love me" group?

#431

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because mommy didn't love me" group?

#432

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Yeah, is that what it is?!

#433

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Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill.

#434

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Actually, this is a support group for the terminally ill.

#435

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We should probably go.

#436

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We should probably go.

#437

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No, no. Please, continue.

#438

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Stop bugging us.

#439

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I find your particular brand of psychobablry about as useful

#440

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and about as effective as fairy dust.

#441

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and about as effective as fairy dust.

#442

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He's actually helped me quite a lot.

#443

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He's actually helped me quite a lot.

#444

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Good.

#445

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- Dr Cox? - Yeah, Newbie, what do you got?

#446

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- Dr Cox? - Yeah, Newbie, what do you got?

#447

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That guy looks fantastic.

#448

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That guy looks fantastic.

#449

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What do you think he's dying of, a case of the handsomes?

#450

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You know what? To hell with you, Hedrick!

#451

⇓

You know what? To hell with you, Hedrick!

#452

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Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr Cox here is going through?

#453

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Group, can you tell me what stage of grief Dr Cox here is going through?

#454

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- Anger. - Anger, yes.

#455

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- Anger. - Anger, yes.

#456

⇓

You don't want to see me angry!

#457

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Nor do you want to see I angry.

#458

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Nor do you want to see I angry.

#459

⇓

Better hope you don't make any mistakes.

#460

⇓

Better hope you don't make any mistakes.

#461

⇓

It's awful.

#462

⇓

It's awful.

#463

⇓

Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain power.

#464

⇓

Carla's telling Elliot to ignore you so she can regain power.

#465

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I don't really care.

#466

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Well, you know, this isn't about you, Keith.

#467

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This is about men everywhere who have been abused and bullied by women.

#468

⇓

This is about men everywhere who have been abused and bullied by women.

#469

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It's about me.

#470

⇓

It's about me.

#471

⇓

Now when they walk by, you call her a different name.

#472

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Now when they walk by, you call her a different name.

#473

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I won't do it.

#474

⇓

Here's how you get your power back: Ignore him.

#475

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Here's how you get your power back: Ignore him.

#476

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- For real? - Yep.

#477

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Hey, how you doing, Claire?

#478

⇓

Hey, how you doing, Claire?

#479

⇓

Did you just call me Claire?

#480

⇓

Did you just call me Claire?

#481

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No, I would never call you...

#482

⇓

- Oh, snap! - Elliot!

#483

⇓

- Oh, snap! - Elliot!

#484

⇓

- Didn't sound like me. - I know.

#485

⇓

They hear what they want to hear. They hear what they want to hear.

#486

⇓

I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this.

#487

⇓

I'll tell you what, I'd do anything if it meant she'd pull through this.

#488

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Me too.

#489

⇓

Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage.

#490

⇓

Hey, that sounds like bargaining. That's the third stage.

#491

⇓

By the way, I wasn't hiding there

#492

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By the way, I wasn't hiding there

#493

⇓

so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod.

#494

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so I could pop up and say that. I was plugging in my iPod.

#495

⇓

Oh, hang on.

#496

⇓

We weren't the only ones at the bargaining stage.

#497

⇓

Now, let's talk, Ted.

#498

⇓

Now, let's talk, Ted.

#499

⇓

Just you and me. No lawyers.

#500

⇓

Just you and me. No lawyers.

#501

⇓

OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith.

#502

⇓

OK, I know how you can regain control of Keith.

#503

⇓

Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun,

#504

⇓

Don't bother. That booty call thing was fun,

#505

⇓

but I'm sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.

#506

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but I'm sick and tired of being a cold, emotionless bastard.

#507

⇓

Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that.

#508

⇓

Don't ever get sick and tired of that. It is awesome being that.

#509

⇓

- We love it. - No!

#510

⇓

Yeah, it's too much, I know.

#511

⇓

Yeah, it's too much, I know.

#512

⇓

Well, you can always get another boy toy, right?

#513

⇓

Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.

#514

⇓

Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.

#515

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Every time you look, you're gonna be reminded of no-strings-attached fun.

#516

⇓

That's not what I'll remember.

#517

⇓

I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now.

#518

⇓

I just wanted to tell you how beautiful you look right now.

#519

⇓

That is so sweet.

#520

⇓

Oh, Elliot! You like him.

#521

⇓

That was the moment it got real for Elliot.

#522

⇓

That was the moment it got real for Elliot.

#523

⇓

And for Dr Cox and me.

#524

⇓

And for Dr Cox and me.

#525

⇓

Should be any minute now.

#526

⇓

We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.

#527

⇓

We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.

#528

⇓

We'd been there before when someone died, but this felt different.

#529

⇓

She's gone.

#530

⇓

She's gone.

#531

⇓

We were definitely in the depression stage.

#532

⇓

And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it.

#533

⇓

And bless Hedrick, he didn't say it.

#534

⇓

All he said was...

#535

⇓

She was lucky to have you two as doctors.

#536

⇓

She was lucky to have you two as doctors.

#537

⇓

Letting go is never easy.

#538

⇓

Whether it's letting go of leverage you had over your boss...

#539

⇓

Whether it's letting go of leverage you had over your boss...

#540

⇓

I'd like "maintenance" on my uni written out

#541

⇓

I'd like "maintenance" on my uni written out

#542

⇓

in tiny light bulbs. That way, when I'm on a break,

#543

⇓

I can turn it off like a taxi.

#544

⇓

I can turn it off like a taxi.

#545

⇓

Your friend settled. It's over.

#546

⇓

I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!

#547

⇓

I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!

#548

⇓

I got seven Sunday afternoons off a year. Yay!

#549

⇓

... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend.

#550

⇓

... or letting go of your old booty call and making him your boyfriend.

#551

⇓

Wanna go for dinner tonight? I mean at seven, not midnight.

#552

⇓

Wanna go for dinner tonight? I mean at seven, not midnight.

#553

⇓

I'd love that.

#554

⇓

I'd love that.

#555

⇓

But there's nothing more difficult

#556

⇓

But there's nothing more difficult

#557

⇓

than letting go of someone you cared about.

#558

⇓

than letting go of someone you cared about.

#559

⇓

She was a great old gal.

#560

⇓

- She was. - Hey!

#561

⇓

- She was. - Hey!

#562

⇓

Acceptance!

#563

⇓

Damn bikes!

#564

⇓

Damn bikes!

#565

⇓

Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso.

#566

⇓

Boy, sometimes you've just got to love Kelso.

#567

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#568

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#569

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