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Season 5, Episode 12 — My Cabbage

The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,

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The worst thing about Elliot having picked intern, Keith,

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as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,

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as her permanent booty call is that if he's had beers,

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he sometimes forgets which bedroom is hers.

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- I'm here, lover. - Tender.

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- I'm here, lover. - Tender.

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In my defence, Keith's a decent kisser,

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and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.

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and anyone waking up that way would let out a pleasure moan.

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Happened in college.

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Happened in college.

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What guy drunkenly kissed you while you were sleeping?

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At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident

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At that moment Turk and I remembered the incident

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we'd managed to block out for 12 years.

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we'd managed to block out for 12 years.

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OK with us not hanging out?

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- Totally. - OK.

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- Totally. - OK.

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I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:

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I'd miss Turk, but my favourite intern was around to cheer me up:

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Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...

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Jason Cabbaggio. Or, as I had brilliantly nicknamed him...

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- Cabbage! - Yes, sir.

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Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.

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Oh, no, Mark. I was talking to Cabbage.

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Well, my last name is Cabbage.

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Well, my last name is Cabbage.

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I know, but I nicknamed you "Wolfman"

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because of your keen sense of smell.

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because of your keen sense of smell.

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And your ridiculously hairy torso.

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And your ridiculously hairy torso.

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What can I do you for?

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Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?

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Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?

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Yes and no. Mostly no. Really, really, all no.

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Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.

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Don't worry. I got your back. First thing is, take a little nipper yourself.

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Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.

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Got some on you! That's some of the fun that you can have.

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Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.

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Seriously, just watch and learn, watch and learn.

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It's an honour to watch you work.

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It's an honour to watch you work.

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Take it all in, Cabbage. Take it all in.

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Yes, I like some interns more than others,

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Yes, I like some interns more than others,

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but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.

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but I never let personal feelings affect my professional behaviour.

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You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.

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You're late. Doesn't surprise me because you're a bad person.

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They needed help with a shooting victim.

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Lies will get you nowhere, Keith.

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- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.

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- I'm covered in his blood. - That could be anyone's blood.

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Here's the gunshot victim.

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Hey, look, my blood.

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Hey, look, my blood.

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- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.

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- That's not your blood. - Yes, it is.

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Quiet time.

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Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.

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Listen. If Mr Burton wants surgery, call me on my cellie.

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Cool. What's your number?

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- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.

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- You have my number. - I don't. I changed phones.

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You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?

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You didn't switch old numbers into the new phone?

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Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.

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Yeah, but I decided to just put a couple emergency numbers on here.

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The Butterball Turkey Helpline?

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This one says, "That Guy In The Restaurant."

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I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?

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I clicked with "That Guy In The Restaurant," OK?

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We spent all night talking about... something, OK?

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We spent all night talking about... something, OK?

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If I need you, I can just call Carla.

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It's not like we hang out.

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It's not like we hang out.

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I bet you don't have my number.

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I bet you don't have my number.

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Not even Keith could bum me out,

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because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.

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because everybody's favourite patient, Mrs Wilk, is going home.

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I'm not gonna miss this food.

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I'm not gonna miss this food.

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Well, the nurses and I got you this.

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You should see the size of the stationery store.

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You should see the size of the stationery store.

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That was a huge courtesy laugh

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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.

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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.

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because I was about to trump Carla's goodbye gift like nobody's business.

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Mrs Wilk, I remember how much you like basketball,

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so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time

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so I got you a DVD of the NBA's Greatest Centers of All Time

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signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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signed by Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

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Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!

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Oh, J.D., this is so sweet!

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Winner!

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- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?

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- My gift is in the same vein. - Oh, is it, Keith?

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Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.

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Mr Abdul-Jabbar is on my dad's flag football team.

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Hi, Patricia.

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That's not my signature.

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Did you sign this? It's illegal.

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Did you sign this? It's illegal.

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OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.

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OK. Back to the psych ward, Mr Rosenberg. Crazy.

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(theme song)

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(theme song)

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That morning seemed like any other.

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That morning seemed like any other.

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Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...

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Dr Mickhead was back, having beaten the rap on murdering his spouse...

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Anybody want a cool prison jumpsuit?

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Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest

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Dr Kelso was having his daily staring contest

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with the last double-chocolate-chocolate-chip muffin.

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Let's end this charade.

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Let's end this charade.

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You win again. You always do.

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You win again. You always do.

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Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?

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Would someone explain what that bird is doing in my hospital?

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Sanchez appears to be flying, sir.

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I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.

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I've named him Sanchez. He set up shop in that old wreath there.

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I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.

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I'd take it down, but patients seem to love the little guy.

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That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.

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That disease-infested scavenger is a serious health risk.

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No.

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No.

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Know the No.1 cause of death in a hospital?

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- Your breath? - Infection.

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- Your breath? - Infection.

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Know how quickly infection spreads in a hospital?

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- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.

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- Your breath? - That doesn't make sense.

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Don't care.

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Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.

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Look, infection can start with a simple sneeze.

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And then a handshake.

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And then a handshake.

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Perhaps an accidental collision.

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Perhaps an accidental collision.

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Then a simple touch on the shoulder.

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And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.

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And just like that, you have a patient in trouble.

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Chinatown is awesome!

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Chinatown is awesome!

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I want that bird gone.

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I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.

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I realise you'd like to be at your grandmother's funeral on Saturday.

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Heck, we all would.

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You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.

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You can't take a day off whenever you feel like it.

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How come Cabbage got off so he could go see King Kong?

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Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.

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Because Keith, Cabbage is an ape enthusiast. Show him a little.

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It's like I'm at the zoo.

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It's like I'm at the zoo.

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Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.

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Put the thing in your mouth when you... Yeah.

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See ya, Mrs Wilk.

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See ya, Mrs Wilk.

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I'm gonna miss you.

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I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.

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I'm gonna miss our late-night talks.

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You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.

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You can call me anytime you want, sweetie.

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Got your number right here in my... phone. Sorry.

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Don't even worry about it. It's OK.

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Don't even worry about it. It's OK.

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- We are so not cool. - We're not?

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- We are so not cool. - We're not?

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Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...

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Why are you making such a big deal out of this? It was a simple...

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Mr Burton, hi!

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Mr Burton, hi!

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In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.

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In a few minutes, they'll get you for aortobifem bypass surgery.

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If there's anything we can do, let us know.

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If there's anything we can do, let us know.

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Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.

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Well, if I don't make it, I want you to make sure my sons get this note.

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- Done. - Done.

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I can't believe you fell for that.

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I can't believe you fell for that.

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Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.

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Why would that call have been for you? It's my cell phone.

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You got my "1" button?

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Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.

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Hey! Now I can't call my buddies in Saigon.

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Touche. What else can you do?

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Touche. What else can you do?

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Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.

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Could I borrow five bucks? Left my wallet at home.

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What for? Abraham Lincoln...

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What for? Abraham Lincoln...

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Abraham Lincoln is your president crush

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or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?

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or because Woolworths is having a girdle sale?

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There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.

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There, I did it for you. Don't talk with your mouth full.

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- All I have are hundreds. - You a prostitute?

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I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?

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I worked the streets. I'm a prostitute?

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- Nice job. - Thanks.

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- Nice job. - Thanks.

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Thank you.

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Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.

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Nice job, buddy. Let's go get you that hat. Mine.

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- Where's my change? - A bird took it.

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I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.

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I want it back by tonight or I'm gonna beat it out of you.

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Why are you sitting here?

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Why are you sitting here?

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I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.

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I'd sit with my interns, but Keith's over there and I can't stand him.

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I've seen that kid. Horrible.

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I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.

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I would sooner leave my medical care in the hands of Dr Acula.

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Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,

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Yes, I read your vampire screenplay and as much as it pains me to say it,

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I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:

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I didn't hate it. Here's what you do with this Keith:

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Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.

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Turn the heat up on his ass and he'll make a mistake.

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Then bounce him out of here.

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What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?

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What did you think of the Transylvania sequence?

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I wrote it on-call and the next morning,

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I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"

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I read it, and I was like, "What was I thinking?"

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Bethany, focus.

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Bethany, focus.

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I can't pick one of 'em out to torture.

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Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.

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Then dump on all of 'em! I'm sure they deserve it.

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You are their teacher. How competent can they be?

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You are their teacher. How competent can they be?

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This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.

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This morning, one of 'em had trouble with an IV.

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One made a diagnosis off a backwards x-ray.

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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.

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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.

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Last week, one confused a suppository with a Mike and Ike.

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Stellar group there. Let the torturing commence.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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Oh, I'm sorry.

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That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.

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That means conversational time is O-V-E-R.

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Please exit the area. Please exit the area.

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Please exit the area. Please exit the area.

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I'd love to talk to you more about the screenplay.

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Please exit the area...

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Please exit the area...

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Turk and Elliot were having a hard time

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Turk and Elliot were having a hard time

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because Mr Burton didn't make it through surgery.

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We did everything we could for him.

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We did everything we could for him.

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We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.

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We are so sorry, Devin, Eric.

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That's Devin. I'm Eric.

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Oh, you guys must get that all the time.

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Oh, you guys must get that all the time.

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Because all black people look the same?

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Because all black people look the same?

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God, no! Because you're identical twins.

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- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.

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- Is she always this racist? - Oh, there's a pattern.

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Identical twins, Turk!

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Identical twins, Turk!

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Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.

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Keith, it looks like somebody's gone prematurely gray.

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That's gonna hurt with the ladies.

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That's gonna hurt with the ladies.

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Wow.

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Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.

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Dr Cox told me you were tough on your interns.

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I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.

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I had no idea you were gonna go all cotton ball on their asses.

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I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.

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I know how to deal with people, Carla. Check this.

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Cabbage! Heat test.

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It's a little hot.

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I'll add some milk. Thank you.

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I'll add some milk. Thank you.

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- See? - Yeah.

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And now, it's goodbye, Keith.

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And now, it's goodbye, Keith.

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Interns, gather!

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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.

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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.

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The next person who screws up is gonna be suspended for two weeks.

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This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.

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This is a list of all of your names. At least the ones I remember.

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At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face

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At the end of each day, I will either write a smiley face or a sad face

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next to your name. One sad face, and you are gonzo.

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And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.

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And I want to warn you, I write my sad faces pretty darn sad.

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Allow me to demonstrate. May I borrow your pen?

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Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.

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Not going to happen. I had to strangle a nurse to get this clicky top.

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Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.

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Please. I'm in the middle of a very threatening speech.

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- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.

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- Return this pen or die painfully. - Thank you.

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So as I was saying, my sad face...

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Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.

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Around here, it's tough to hang onto things.

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If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.

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If someone's trying to take your new friend, you lie.

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The bird's dead, sir.

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And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.

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And if you're wondering, Sanchez tasted like chicken. I ate him.

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I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.

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I get it. Just sign this order form so I can stop talking to you.

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You said our father left us a note?

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You said our father left us a note?

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Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.

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Yep. Dr Turk, give it to them.

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I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.

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I gave it to you. You have the note. You give it to them.

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If your credibility slips away,

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you might have to excuse yourself.

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you might have to excuse yourself.

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Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.

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Excuse us for just one minute, Eric, Devin.

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I know it's in pencil,

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but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.

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but that's what a sad two-week suspension face looks like.

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All right? Very, very sad. Yes?

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All right? Very, very sad. Yes?

#342

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Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?

#343

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Who tried to give Ms. Meadows an ACE inhibitor?

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She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.

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She's six months pregnant. She could've lost the baby.

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Sometimes, there's nothing you can do.

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That was me, sir. Sorry.

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That was me, sir. Sorry.

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Oh, Cabbage.

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Oh, Cabbage.

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Not you, Wolfman.

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Not you, Wolfman.

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I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.

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I... I can't believe you're finally getting out of this deathtrap.

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The odds were against you.

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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.

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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.

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You had a life-threatening disease, a life-threatening doctor.

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Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...

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Anyway, it was a pleasure treating you, and...

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I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.

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I know how hard it is for you to say something nice, so you can go.

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Thanks.

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Why the grim face there, Trish?

#365

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You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?

#366

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You watching Kelso's afternoon staring contest with the last brownie?

#367

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You bested me again, you little chocolate bitch.

#368

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Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.

#369

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Nah, I'm just kind of sad about my intern.

#370

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You got what you wanted. You drove Keith out of here.

#371

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No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.

#372

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No, I drove Cabbage out. That's Keith.

#373

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That's Keith? Best intern we've got.

#374

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That's Keith? Best intern we've got.

#375

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I'd like to bronze him, turn my office into a Keith-edral

#376

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and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.

#377

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and convert to Keith-stianity. And FYI, I still want my pen back.

#378

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- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.

#379

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- I don't have it. - You better find it, nubile one.

#380

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When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.

#381

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When you do, I want it buffed, shined and de-nerdified.

#382

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You think that's funny? This isn't over.

#383

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You think that's funny? This isn't over.

#384

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What's not over?

#385

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- Turk, I did not lose it. You did. - I don't lose things.

#386

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You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.

#387

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You lose everything. Sometimes I worry what you'll be like as a dad.

#388

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We're on our way back now.

#389

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Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.

#390

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Junior and I just went to pick up a pumpkin.

#391

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I'm gonna have to call you back.

#392

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I'm gonna have to call you back.

#393

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Look, somebody left a baby here.

#394

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Look, somebody left a baby here.

#395

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Well, he is kind of cute.

#396

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- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.

#397

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- Our baby's first bath. - Watch the head.

#398

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What?! Come on! That was intentional!

#399

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What?! Come on! That was intentional!

#400

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- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!

#401

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- Charge the mound, son! - Charge the mound!

#402

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We are so damn proud of you.

#403

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My little valedictorian.

#404

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My little valedictorian.

#405

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Put him back together, baby! No!

#406

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Mom? Dad?

#407

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Son? Son?

#408

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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!

#409

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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!

#410

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Get over here, boy! You come and you give your father a hug!

#411

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No!

#412

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You all right? You were gone for a long time.

#413

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You're gonna be an awful father!

#414

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You're gonna be an awful father!

#415

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And now to take care of my boy.

#416

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Cabbage is back!

#417

⇓

Cabbage is back!

#418

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I should've made it clear earlier.

#419

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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.

#420

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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.

#421

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The suspension policy begins today at 4pm. So my apologies to Cabbage.

#422

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- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!

#423

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- That's OK, Dr D. - You get in there!

#424

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This is unfair. If I had messed up, I'd be gone.

#425

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Let me explain something.

#426

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Let me explain something.

#427

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I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?

#428

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I treat each and every one of you like unique individuals, OK?

#429

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Take Gloria. The woman's 400 years old.

#430

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She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.

#431

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She needs to sleep a lot. I work around that schedule.

#432

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Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.

#433

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Wolfman's got to be home by daybreak, so he does all his work by nightfall.

#434

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Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.

#435

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Crazy Barry, not allowed near children. We work around that.

#436

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How come I don't get a nickname?

#437

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How come I don't get a nickname?

#438

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Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.

#439

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Not everyone's last name lends itself to a nickname.

#440

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My last name is Dudemeister.

#441

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And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.

#442

⇓

And what am I supposed to do with that, OK? I'm not a magician.

#443

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Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,

#444

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Patricia, it's been a pleasure having you here at Sacred Heart,

#445

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and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.

#446

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and I certainly hope the next time you fall ill, you'll remember us.

#447

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I'm not implying that you'll get ill,

#448

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I'm not implying that you'll get ill,

#449

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it's just that you're old and chances are good...

#450

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Stop talking, Robert.

#451

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Stop talking, Robert.

#452

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It's all right. I know what you meant.

#453

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It's all right. I know what you meant.

#454

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Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...

#455

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Damn it, Sanchez. I told you Dorian's in room 136. This is...

#456

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136. I was wrong.

#457

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136. I was wrong.

#458

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I apologise, Sanchez. You were right, as always.

#459

⇓

What?

#460

⇓

Hey, Newbie!

#461

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Watch out for the bedpan.

#462

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Watch out for the bedpan.

#463

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Now we're even.

#464

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But answer me this question, will ya, please?

#465

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But answer me this question, will ya, please?

#466

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Those are beautiful antlers.

#467

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Those are beautiful antlers.

#468

⇓

Why is that screw-up still here?

#469

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Why is that screw-up still here?

#470

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You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.

#471

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You see, I treat each and every one of my interns differently.

#472

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And you're done.

#473

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You accidentally drummed your friend out of here

#474

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You accidentally drummed your friend out of here

#475

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'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?

#476

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'cause you were trying to 86 The Dudemeister?

#477

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That nickname will never stick. Too long.

#478

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Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.

#479

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Listen carefully, Newbie. Things happen for a reason.

#480

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Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made

#481

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Think back on all those mistakes that your interns made

#482

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and tell me this: Who made them?

#483

⇓

and tell me this: Who made them?

#484

⇓

Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?

#485

⇓

Hey, Dr D, is the IV supposed to leak like this?

#486

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I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.

#487

⇓

I'm not quite sure what I'm looking at here.

#488

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Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.

#489

⇓

Don't worry. You'll feel much better once I insert this suppository.

#490

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I don't remember who made those mistakes.

#491

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I don't remember who made those mistakes.

#492

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Yeah, you do.

#493

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OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.

#494

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OK, this sucks. But at least I didn't forge a note from a dead father.

#495

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You guys ready?

#496

⇓

All right, Elliot, begin.

#497

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"My dearest Eric.

#498

⇓

"My dearest Eric.

#499

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It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."

#500

⇓

It is my wish for you that you finally find a good woman..."

#501

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I'm gay.

#502

⇓

"...so that she might find you a man..."

#503

⇓

"...so that she might find you a man..."

#504

⇓

- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."

#505

⇓

- Dad didn't know I was gay. - "...so he might find you a woman."

#506

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I found your note in Sanchez's wreath.

#507

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Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.

#508

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Also little furniture. Don't know where he got that.

#509

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Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.

#510

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Sure didn't make it. He didn't have the time.

#511

⇓

"Make sure you clean out the gutters at the lake house

#512

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so the front porch doesn't flood"?

#513

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so the front porch doesn't flood"?

#514

⇓

Ours is better than that.

#515

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Ours is better than that.

#516

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Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.

#517

⇓

Well, it's done. I had him stuffed.

#518

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Terrific.

#519

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And he's gone.

#520

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Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.

#521

⇓

Wow, that was impressive, my friend. You're free to fly.

#522

⇓

Farewell, Sanchez.

#523

⇓

Time to give Keith a little treat.

#524

⇓

Time to give Keith a little treat.

#525

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Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.

#526

⇓

Hey, Todd. My buddy, Keith, here says you're no good at rat-tailing.

#527

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Oh, really?

#528

⇓

Oh, really?

#529

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There! Tell him I'm good.

#530

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Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.

#531

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Oh, he's good, Keith. Really good.

#532

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Thanks for the warning.

#533

⇓

Thanks for the warning.

#534

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Hey, Dr Dorian.

#535

⇓

Hey, Jason. We need to talk.

#536

⇓

Hey, Jason. We need to talk.

#537

⇓

Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,

#538

⇓

Look, you're not progressing as fast as the other interns,

#539

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and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.

#540

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and you've been making a lot of mistakes lately.

#541

⇓

I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.

#542

⇓

I know what you're gonna say. I really am suspended for two weeks.

#543

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But I promise I'll do better when I come back.

#544

⇓

Yeah, about coming back...

#545

⇓

Yeah, about coming back...

#546

⇓

Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.

#547

⇓

Dr Cox was right. Things do happen for a reason.

#548

⇓

Like going through a horrible experience with a friend

#549

⇓

Like going through a horrible experience with a friend

#550

⇓

reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.

#551

⇓

reminds you of how much you missed hanging out.

#552

⇓

"A woman to find a man

#553

⇓

"A woman to find a man

#554

⇓

to find a woman."

#555

⇓

Excuse me for a sec.

#556

⇓

Incoming call from Elliot Reid?

#557

⇓

You're on speed dial, baby.

#558

⇓

You're on speed dial, baby.

#559

⇓

- What's up? - What's up?

#560

⇓

- What you doing? - What are you doing?

#561

⇓

- What you doing? - What are you doing?

#562

⇓

What you doing?

#563

⇓

In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,

#564

⇓

In Cabbage's case, as much as I was gonna miss him,

#565

⇓

I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.

#566

⇓

I was just lucky to get rid of him before he really hurt someone.

#567

⇓

You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.

#568

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You've always been really nice to me and I wanted to say thanks and goodbye.

#569

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Oh, goodbye, young man.

#570

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#571

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#572

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